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cosmereplay · 2 years ago
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Urithiru Tower - Stormlight Archive parody song
A parody cover of Skullcrusher Mountain by Johnathan Coulton, with Raboniel as the mad scientist and Navani as the love interest because it just fits. Cover art by @comiclysmic, posted with permission. Find the original post to the art here! Cover art described here!
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liviiblahblah · 7 months ago
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The Stormlight Bunch
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that-blue-spren · 5 months ago
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When The Stormlight Archive Goes to Netflix (feat. goblin)
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sedgewicke · 2 years ago
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Something I think people need to consider is that Elhokar is basically: what if a wacky series of deaths resulted in Bertie Wooster being crowned the King of the United Kingdom (et al.)?
GIDDY. BISCUIT.
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I don't know who'd be Jeeves. I almost want to say Wit, but Jeeves wouldn't have fucked off like Wit did, and also if there was a Jeeves-equivalent on this planet, we wouldn't be having THIS *motions broadly* problem.
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cosmereplay · 1 year ago
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Pronounce it the Alethi way!!
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theineated-canvas · 1 year ago
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I was bored in class so now I'm making you witness the horrible Stormlight parody drawings I made
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trishyeves · 20 days ago
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Do you have a fun cosmere fandom memory from this year? Could be art you saw or fic you read, a funny interaction on tumblr or reddit, something that happened at Dragonsteel Nexus if you happened to be able to go... Whatever comes to you!
Bro, bestie, buddy... this question is sooooo hard 😭
This is impossible! Or it would be... if Trish picked only one! Ha ha!
Finishing the journey of taking my girlfriend, the Cutie Adam, through the end of Rhythm of War and immediately into the newly released Winds and Truth. Getting to see her reactions as she caught up, hearing her theories (accurate and very off but cool) along the way, scheming over new ships and fic ideas, it's all been amazing.
This one comment on "Art of Devotion" from someone who, apparently, hasn't read Stormlight Archive! His sister told her about Stormlight Archive, and then he downloaded "Self-Soulcasting" and read through it and the sequel, and just... incredibly kind words, ones that kinda blow Trish's mind to read again even now, and she even drew art of the transfem Kaladin of the fic!
Not gonna go into detail on this one, but all the occasions Trish's had this last year to get to know all my Cosmere friends better, whether that be listening to one of the coolest dudes Trish knows playing ukelele on call with his own delightful Cosmere parody songs, meeting one of my fandom besties in-person while on a layover in New York City, or a game of Quiplash. More than any other fandom Trish's been in, the Cosmere fandom has borne so many friendships, and such deep ones too.
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bookishbroadwayandblind · 8 months ago
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My Top Five Cosmere Characters!
Renarin. There's just something so profoundly relateable about him! Maybe it's the fact that disability is so extremely difficult to deal with and yet no one seems to notice your inner struggle because no one understands... maybe it's the fact that Dalinar still pretends he does not exist and Renarin's struggle to reckon with that is so poignant... but I just adore him and would die for him tbh! Also can we please see more interactions between him and Hoid? Thanks.
2. Lightsong. The idea of a god who does not believe in his own religion has always been so very fascinating to me! He's funny, he's insightful, and his arc is unbelievable. Love this dude. Also someone made a parody on 17th Shard about him to the tune of "Gaston" and it is everything to me.
3. Tress. I am absolutely the type of person who would rather curl up with a book than undergo a daring adventure, and yet Tress's bravery and ingenuity have always been astounding to me! She is the Buttercup of our generation and I love her for that.
5. Kaladin. I have to include him. He is the OG fave, the beginning of my love for Cosmere. To see someone struggle with the continuous drain of depression while finding it in himself to care and to hope is so beautiful. I also just love keeping a running smile count throughout the series. Plus, he has some pretty iconic lines and I like occasionally laughing at him for his endearing obliviousness.
5. Lift. Yes, I know this list is heavily Stormlight-skewed, but it was my first exposure to the Cosmere, and Lift is just the best! I love seeing her interactions with Szeth, Wyndle, and just everyone else! Her Peter Pan complex is also very real... wishing her the best in her impending teenage crisis!
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cephandriusnimi · 1 year ago
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Surely there are people on here willing to sing parodies
I need this
Please.
"Somebody That I Used to Know" - Dalinar & Cultivation
[Spoilers for Dalinar's backstory through Oathbringer]
Gotye has a song, "Somebody That I Used To Know" about a breakup. Here's a version of it sung by Dalinar & Cultivation about that person Dalinar used to know--aka, Evi.
(Dalinar to Cultivation)
Now and then I think of when I came to see you With a grief that felt so heavy I could die Told myself I had to ask your boon Although I knew a curse would follow soon My lowest point--yet it's a grief I can't remember. I must have been addicted to my wine because of sadness Surely just remembering her end--always her end Without my wife I guess I could not cope Saw your Old Magic as my only hope And I'll admit you gave me what I asked for But you didn't have to cut her out Make out like it never happened and that she was nothing I think we must have been in love But now she's just a stranger and that feels so rough No you didn't have to stoop so low Erase her name from my memories and make her as nothing I guess I must have wished this, though For her to be somebody that I used to know Now she's just somebody that I used to know Now she's just somebody that I used to know
(Cultivation to Dalinar)
Unlike you I remember exactly what you asked for You were in such pain because of something that you'd done You didn't want to live that way Suffering for a name you now can't say You asked me to let her go So why let yourself get hung up on somebody that you used to know?
(Dalinar to Cultivation)
But you didn't have to cut her out Make out like it never happened and that she was nothing I think we must have been in love But now she's just a stranger and that feels so rough No you didn't have to stoop so low Erase her name from my memories and make her as nothing I guess I must have wished this, though For her to be somebody that I used to know Somebody that I used to know Now she's just somebody that I used to know
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bornuntohimself · 2 months ago
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dreamt about stormlight archive (you will never guess which character) and then woke up mad about vulcan blood being green i'm really a parody of myself at this point
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useless-prophet · 7 months ago
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This video is absolute pure comedic/artistic genius and I can't believe the channel (The Worldsinger) doesn't have a bigger audience. He rewrote the lyrics to the ENTIRE SONG + sang all of the voices (as far as I can tell) + matched it with amazing graphics.
Deserves a shout out, so I'm shouting it out.
(He also has a Stormlight Parody of I'm just Ken with Adolin, which is also just great.)
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cosmereplay · 2 years ago
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Maps cover by cosmereplay
I wrote a parody song about Maps! It started out with "wouldn't it be funny if Maps by the Yeah Yeah Yeahs was about Maps the bridgeman" and it quickly got sad. Just imagine Kaladin singing this over his body I guess. Cover art by @dragontrill
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cosmereclysmic · 2 years ago
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I'm making the funniest fucking Stormlight parody punkrock band shirt design but bc it's an absolute bitch to replicate digitally I started adding other shapes (bc boredom) to it so now it's slowly turning into the funniest *and* coolest Stormlight parody punkrock band shirt design. I'm a fucking genius. I'm the funniest bitch in the Alethi warcamp. I can't work on this fast enough because it's such a pain. I can't wait to show everyone. 😭
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cosmereplay · 9 days ago
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I've been working on a list of cosmere-specific blogs lately, since there are so many new folks to cosmere tumblr. I figured I would add it here!
"Gimmick" and theme-specific blogs
@cosmerelists who makes funny lists
@cosmere-polls who makes funny polls
@kaladinsuniformviolationslog and @thedarkeyedcaptain which are Kaladin POV blogs
@ask-nightblood-cosmere an AMA for Nightblood!
@hoidcosmere is a Hoid POV blog
@kelsierfortnite is a Kelsier POV blog, not as active anymore but it's still fun to read through their blog!
@the-shash-emoji collects instances of Kaladin's shash brand but only if it's the ⚠️ emoji
@stormlight-textposts reblogs textposts with Stormlight themed tags
@gal-palanaeum reblogs cosmere femslash
@cosmere-described for fanart with image descriptions and/or alt text
@the-incorrect-archive of incorrect Stormlight quotes
@cosmereplusshowdown is currently running a character vs character poll showdown!
@fake-words-of-brandon which is THE parody WoB account
Community blogs
Special mention to @onlycosmere who is truly a pillar of the community! There is also a The Cosmere Tumblr community, one of the newfangled ones!
Want a nice mix of cremposting, commentary, reblogs, and/or art? @kingjasnah (obviously), @basket-of-radiants, @cosmerememes, @ahhfear, @nightblood-autoresponder, @to-shards-you-say, @its-cosmerely-an-obsesh-wound, @kaladinslefttesticle, @isdalinarhot, @renarines, @moash, @imonlyhereforcrem, @brothermouse-skeleton, @ba-ado-mishram, @kaladinofhearthstone, @hoids-lost-flute, @kaladin-ex-machina, @cosmerefeelings, @knightsgaydiant, @brandosando, @sazed-s-faith-crisis, and @taravangians-storming-balls (who also made a list of cosmere tumblr blogs to follow in 2024 but I couldn't find it 😭) are all great!
Focus on art? Try @cosmereclysmic, @stormlight-archive, @2shards, @nauti-ca, @duckngk, @virtualtear00, @khaedart, @mushimallo, @gooseisamenace, @hay-bails, @botanicaxu, and @lamaery.
Focus on fic? I'm not aware of any fic-focused blogs out there. There's some older inactive RP blogs, the old @cosmerekinkmeme, and there's the #stormlight fanfic tag. I do know that @stormscience is out there making art AND writing fic. And @nevertheless-moving writes incredible Stormlight AUs! Other than that, I (@cosmereplay) have been known to give fic recs and reblog fics from time to time ;)
Other resources:
@kaladinisntwhite serves as a wonderful resource for WoBs, references, and art on the races of Roshar--a great and needed resource for many folks new to the fandom.
@stormlightfashion is a great fashion resource, if you're looking for references and inspiration.
If you're new to tumblr, please note that it is both accepted and encouraged to dig through old posts and reblog them. It helps keep the fandom alive!
If I've forgotten anyone who's active right now, please know it's not because I thought you suck, it's because I have brain damage and I have to rely on tumblr search to remember what blogs exist, and we all know how well that works 😅 Do please add yourself if you're currently active in the cosmere fandom!
sorry if this is random but do you have any cosmere blog recommendations?
so i mostly follow the cosmere tag itself bc ive been on here too long and 90% of the cosmere like. sideblogs i followed that only posted sanderson stuff. when i was bright eyed and new to the space are no longer active. that being said you cant go wrong with @/onlycosmere for a constant pulse on the scene. im drawing such a huge blank atm, if anyone has recs on blogs please drop them into the notes 😭
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njasnyah-kholin · 4 years ago
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Based on this post by @iced-chi and continued by @onlycosmere. Tagging @strangerthenfanfiction and @diabolicalworldwriter because I feel like you’d be interested in this.
To the tune of Wellerman, (recorded?) by The Longest Johns.
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[VERSE 1] There once was a crew that went to war The crew that would become Bridge Four The arrows flew, the bridge dipped down O run, my bridgemen, run
[CHORUS] Too many bridgemen slain To bring our troops across the plain One day, when the war is done, They'll take up arms and go
[VERSE 2] They had been but five years encamped When in a bright young soldier tramped The highprince left him danger-stamped O run my bridgeman, run
[CHORUS] Too many bridgemen slain To bring our troops across the plain One day, when the war is done, They'll take up arms and go
[VERSE 3] Before long, he tried to give in He saw no chance that they could win But a god restored his strength within O run my bridgeman, run
[CHORUS] Too many bridgemen slain To bring our troops across the plain One day, when the war is done, They'll take up arms and go
[VERSE 4] No debts were paid, no bridgemen freed He saw his bridge crew fall and bleed But still, he always took the lead O run my bridgeman, run
[CHORUS] Too many bridgemen slain To bring our troops across the plain One day, when the war is done, They'll take up arms and go
[VERSE 5] One hundred days, or even more They fought a bloody, futile war And soon, they called themselves Bridge Four O run my bridgeman, run
[CHORUS] Too many bridgemen slain To bring our troops across the plain One day, when the war is done, They'll take up arms and go
[VERSE 6] Years later, and the fight's still on The debts aren't paid, and the struggles aren't gone But Bridge Four has a regular stew To encourage the captain and his crew
[CHORUS] Too many bridgemen slain To bring our troops across the plain One day, when the war is done, They'll take up arms and go
Too many bridgemen slain To bring our troops across the plain One day, when the war is done, They'll take up arms and go
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diabolicalworldwriter · 4 years ago
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I has made song spoof
Hey everyone, some fellow cosmere fans and I were talking a week or so back, and someone said that they’d like to see an animation of Kaladin training bridge four to ‘I’ll make a man out of you’ from Disney’s Mulan (the old one that we like.) Anyways, they started trying to put a parody together, and admittedly, I shook my head and said ‘guys. I got this’ (because while they were on the right track... some of it was a liiiiittle off, and I’ve written spoofs before)
So, here it is; ‘I’ll make spearmen out of you’. (I’m not singing it at any point; the internet has suffered enough from seeing my pictures, you don’t need my bad singing too. One of my friends sang it and they did AMAZING (we stan) so if they want to, they might share their version, or you guys could reblog with you singing it. Whatever you like, I’d love to hear it.) I hope you enjoy! :)
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(also, if you have any songs (they have to be appropriate, and pretty well known would be nice so people know what the spoof is tho it doesn’t have to be) you think would fit a book or tv show (preferably of a fandom i’m in so i have a heckin clue what to write) or something that you want made into a spoof, tag me, message me, whatever, I’d love to write more.)
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