#my orders

[beatheprincess]

{EVERYONE SAY HI TO PATRICK}

He FINALLY CAME TODAY, gave him some lore. He traveled all the way from Rhode island to find a nice warm bed to sleep in and showed up at my house.

Facts - yes he is a capybara and yes he has eyes but you cant see em cus they're always closed n hes always eepy. He likes grass, chicken , icecream and potato chips. His strawberry hat can come off and on ^w^ I wana buy a bigger one soon🥺

My outfit came too and everything fits well 🤭🥰🥰 my friend called me adorable n I love how small n soft it makes me feel I am soooo happyyy ♡♡♡ the accessories are lovely too but sadly I gotta return the shoes :(( they're very tight w and w/o socks on and barley any foot room so I'm gnna get the t-straps in a bigger size <3 the ruffle socks r so PETITE AA IN SOFT omgg cant wait for the rest of my stuff n for my refund to process.

[beholdthemem]

My fellow bitches under 5'5. Whatever the money, do not take a job working at a middle school. A fellow adult tried to put me in detention last month and would NOT give up until I showed her my badge proving Yes, The School Hired Me To Work Here. It's not meant for people our height.

[trekkerac]

Ford "Icarus didn't flap hard enough" Pines

[mikufanclub]

silly idea

[redn1ghtcrawler]

Was supposed to be a warmup but eh…

[gorjee-art]

couple banners for horses <3

[toorumlk]

the weasleys, circa 1995

[leejungjaes]

get a man who will literally shoot his own guards through the skull for attempting to kill you and defying his orders

[bedupolker]

Run your own race

[nutsack90]

tgck tarot cards :3

i might make more mha tarot cards idk... i kinda sacrificed quality for the sake of them matching

[goomyloid]

something something Memories

[coquexari]

The sky falls and the tides rise, for Odysseus of Ithaca.

Inspiration taken from: @anniflamma 's sandwich art Enjoy <3

[trekkerac]

Winning is just doing better than your competition

[chubbychiquita]

i wore this 4X t shirt grocery shopping today without realizing it wouldn't stay down over my belly 😫 uniquely embarrassing and exhilarating for people to watch you fill your cart with cake and ice cream while constantly re-adjusting your already relatively enormous shirt, trying to contain all the excess flab you've actively packed on, while knowingly & visibly trying to add to it 🤭😳

[pangur-and-grim]

the problem with ordering food is that you’re immediately like I shouldn’t have done that…….i shouldn’t have spent that money…….but then the food arrives and is so delicious (and GOOD FOR YOU!) and you live to smile another day.