#my mother has a problem

[t-the-ring-master]

Does anyone else’s mother buy an obscene amount of things just because of a sale?

My mom pulled up with not one, but 2 different kinds of dr.pepper and 2 different kinds of sparkling water and 1 kind of coke … ya’ll don’t wanna see our mini fridge- I had to put the sparkling water plus 4 diet dr.peppers on a shelve 🤣

[diamondcitydarlin]

"I need you to help me save my daughter. But how do I know that you're going to keep your word?"

"I swear on my dead mother's soul- hey!"

[lazylittledragon]

so uhhhhhhhh. not to be cryptic and bitchy on main but congratulations to everyone in my messages for like 5 months on being right i guess

[voidhri]

Lab partners ♥️

(freshly defrosted from Nov last year)

[bunnieswithknives]

I feel bad for neglecting Hazel so much, I do have many thoughts about her.. and also a mermaid au that im probably not going to do anything with

[royaltea000]

[jttw swk oc children] tried out giving them some new clothes but I dunno bout this one… 🤔

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[scruncheduppaper]

drew this bc because i hate sitting thru chapel

[becauseimamastermind]

missing my gay little manipulative coastal tennis boys with blond curly hair and blue eyes again

[uselessalexis165]

Hellaverse fan poorly explains problems people have with the shows, in no particular order (18)

Millie being pregnant

Via “dodged a bullet” with Stolas

“More insufferable Stolas coddling.”

“She has a toxic positive view and isn't willing to see the other side.”

Woman getting rightfully angry at her mom’s ex-husband who came up with the yearly, merciless genocide of her and her mom’s people. That said man also says to her face that killing her and her mom’s people is entertainment for him, and that she doesn’t have a shot at saving them

[irisbellemoon]

My most non-canon tsh headcanon is that richard and his mother have the Most Complicated Relationship Ever, his father's physical abuse just takes up more space in his memories but it's his mother's Everything that sits heavy in his subconscious (though he doesn't have the self awareness to recognize this).

there's no proof to this, his mother literally has like one line in the whole book, i know i know. but in my heart of hearts, i believe that boy should have some mommy issues.

[tangents-within-tangents]

Me: *complaining about how it's hard for me to relate to typical girl characters bc media makes it seem like all girls are boy crazy and the universal teenager experience revolves around romance and crushes and that just wasn’t true for me*

My mom: Well that’s because you’re not normal. You know, for everyone else that is what it's like

Me: *looks at the camera*

[krisdreemurrs]

tbh when this poster that implied possessive/codependent vi and jinx dropped, I genuinely thought that the uncomfortable "too close" feeling that silco and jinx had would've been shifted to vi and jinx. cuz I always figured silco let jinx be close to him like that because he struggled with saying no to her at all, thus jinx simply never grew out of sitting on his lap like she likely did as a kid.

so I thought if and when vi and jinx reunited that jinx would cling to vi as a parallel to that, but with jinx being vaguely threatening about it. like, jinx inching her way towards vi with a gun in her hands but then settling on her lap, toying with her weapon and placing it far to close to vi's head and heart for comfort. testing her boundaries like she did at the tea party.

but, like silco, I think vi would struggle with pushing her away too, even if she's Clearly uncomfortable with the closeness of a weapon. though, I don't think she'd have a problem with the closeness in general. it would remind her of being kids, of when she and powder were closer than anything. and she can't lose her, not again, so she lets jinx be as close as she likes, disregarding her own comfort and safety. I genuinely wanted their relationship to get uncomfortable. I wanted to wince away from my screen at their interactions

[july-19th-club]

i have no mouth and i must scream speech but for about insomnia hate hate hate let me tell you how much i have come to hate being awake

[lonewolf638]

'i owe him everything' is actually so crazy. dean saving sam over and over again the debt piling on and sam never being able to catch up forever the little brother trailing behind who gets n gets && sam's hero worship as a child just continuing as szns pass, like god there is nothing dean can do that sam won't forgive dean will forever be the perfect good man

[lesbiansforeddiediaz]

Where my Eddie meta differs from the popular fanon is I don't think all his problems are because he's gay and I don't think kissing a man would heal him or really benefit him much at all. (He is gay but that's not important right now)

[imissthembutitwasntadisaster]

and actually while I've loosely been on the topic over the past few days my mom's old guy friend who first introduced her down the road to Catholicism calling me a heretic is so funny. buddy at least I've got the majority of Protestants behind me. You're a sedevacantist.