#my mom. my brother. my best friend.

[devil-in-hiding]

pleeaaaaseee write simon & readers non-verbal daughter 🥺

I got the idea from an insta reel I got of a girl who posted her ring camera footage of her boyfriend bringing her non verbal daughter home and he was like “c’mon tell momma we’re home, knock!” And the little girl said “knock knock?”

And he went “knock knock!!” Back, calmly but his body language changed, and when mom opened the door he said “you need to check the ring footage right fucking now” and

Simon

So so so so SO Simon I want to cry

[mattsbabydaddyy]

introducing..

brothersbestfriend!matt x innocent!reader

brothersbestfriend!matt

20. nirvana. the nbhd. cage the elephant. tv girl. black. baggy clothes. tattoos. quiet. tpobawf. plays guitar. beach walks at night. ‘heaven’ + ‘baby came home’ both by the nbhd. cigarettes. soft spot for you.

[coelacanthropology]

i love having a non traditional family dynamic and extended family im not actually related to because it’s great but also because the other day my friend complimented my pencil case (it was originally meant as a makeup bag but i don’t wear makeup so i use it as a pencil case) and i genuinely got to say ‘thanks, my mom’s ex boyfriend’s ex mother in law made it for me’

[ecstarry]

the one time my brother flirts with a friend of mine is when she’s wearing a costume of a male character

[twinklingwatermellon]

also I think it’s time for a little Elly Lore Update because I feel like I mention so many people on here and y’all need to understand who I’m taking about when you attend the virtual sleepovers 😌

[moeblob]

I'm on an OC kick and also super indecisive so I spun a wheel (thank you for choosing for me, RNG).

Ricardo is a body guard and is bffs with Marlo. Ricardo's current job is watching after a celebrity's daughter who the public doesn't know even exists. She's just a teenage girl vibing with her mom and getting texts and calls from her dad (who loves her a whole lot and keeps her out of the spotlight very purposefully) and has this bodyguard and his weird friend. Marlo is just vibing with his best friend.

(Also Marlo would absolutely laugh if he heard Ricardo say "someone called me eye candy and it wasn't you and now I think you should call me that")

[odxrilove]

guys im spending my 20th bday alone

[famewolf]

it's my 31st birthday!!! it's kind of wild that I've gotten this old, but at the same time I'm recognizing that 30 really is nothing in the grand scheme of things. it's kind of where things get started!

30 ended up being my best year yet! I have never had better friends, or more fun, or gone on so many adventures and made so many memories!

I've genuinely never been in a better place in my life and I can see now that things will only get better as time passes. things are rough in the world, but I am surrounded by people and by love that keeps my head up despite it all <3

[swooperfly]

thoughts on 114???

FIRST OF ALL SIGMA REMAINS EEPY.......... FREE HER

- dazai rolling on the ground had me cackling AND THE WAY CHUUYA WAS SO USED TO IT

- apparently fyodors true ability is some sorta imortality thingamaijigg????? (tbh makes sense bc in dead apple he could NOT get sepparated from his power, implying that it had to be relevant to his lifespan somehow, & "killing people on touch" seemed too. off?? for dead apple to work)

- someone mentioned thay fyodors ability looks like the one who killed kyoukas parents and im losing my mind

- so fyodors gonna possess someone next right. im p sure chuuya and dazai are safe so. that leaves. eurrm.

- IF FYODOR POSSESSES SIGMA IM GOING TO BREAK DOWN DONT DO THIS TO ME DONT DO THIS TO HER SHE BARELY HAD A LIFE BEYOND BEING MANIPULATED PLEASE. AND HER CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT ARC SEEMS ALMOST????? COMPLETE???? I AM IN GREAT FEAR 🥲👍

- another juicy scrunchy possibility is fyodor possessing nikolai - who barely had any screentime so far. rubs hands evilly. fyolai fusion dance. kill that clown

- oh and theres also the guard zombies laying around yeah yeah. but if fyodor possessed one of them well that would be incredibly boring.

[fadeintolight]

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[the-dreamland-wanderers]

i love being a system /gen

[guideaus]

my mom is watching some korean show where i swear to god the plot seems to have the same thing as what happened with these two going on

but my mom was like "woah, uh, i never did that with my best friend, ha??" and trying to make jokes about it and my dad made a lesbophobic fetishy joke

[thewingedwolf]

when i say “my parents” i’m usually talking about my mom and stepdad. this does not mean i like my stepdad or respect him as a parent. on the contrary i would say he sucks as much as my father but in the complete opposite way. i simply respect my stepfather’s right to be a bad dad. if my actual father can be shit from a butt and still call himself a father, the idiot who actually raised me deserves to claim me too.

[cultivating-wildflowers]

today a friend at church asked if I or my brother was older and I said my brother, and then my mom threw in “but she’s the oldest”, to which I further clarified that our middle sister is actually the big sister of the sibling group

the youngest maintains her title of “baby of the family”

[sluttyten]

yall I want TDS3 tickets so badly 😭 but I don't know who to even go with and I'm not going by myself.... but I'm also seriously thinking I'm just gonna go ahead and try to get tickets on friday anyway

[after-the-end-times]

I get why people think it had to end this way. With Ted going to be with his son. And I get that. I honestly do.

But there is no going back to when they were all a happy little family. There's no slipping back in and having a happily ever after. Not when he left because they were so unhappy.

'Cause you know what? Kids can tell. Divorced kids can especially tell. They know when their parents don't get along, they know when a parent is sad.

We never once saw Henry ask Ted to come back to Kansas. Instead he asked for tours of the london sewers and played at the club and with the girl in the park. We saw him care about Nate, as a lego person and at the game.

So Ted should have asked Henry what he wanted and we, the audience, should've gotten to see that answer. He should never have made that decision for Henry without his input because Henry will know

What Henry needs is consistency from two happy parents. And Ted upending three years of a london life that Henry was included and involved in? That's just another upheaval in Henry's life that he'll have to deal with by, I guess, "being a goldfish" because apparently that's what Ted's teaching again :sigh: