#my meadow farm

[cringedropsaloon]

I THINK THIS IS NEW SHANE DIALOGUE AND I -AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA <3 <3 <3

and if it's not it's still cute... i say it might be new cause i never seen it before

I just randomly talked to him and he says this... you fucking goober...

bonus: the dialogue he says afterward

[aliengirl]

guys

[incandescent-liveblogs]

SPECIAL POWERS MENU

SEE YOUR ANIMALS MENU

NEW OPENING QUEST

BOOKSELLER ???

DEHYDRATOR ???

[fairiencarnate]

A fruity treat ♡

[meadow-view-farm]

MV's Hawthorn Irish Cob Stallion Bay Pearl Minimal Tobiano Ee | AA | PrlPrl | ToTo

[howdyfriend]

stardew valley update where are you

[uponthemeadow]

The finals for our seed packaging, our nursery pots for bush crops, and our tree bags! Next up, some crops :)

[h0l0gramglasses]

when I see a post about something I was just thinking about on other platforms I feel creeped out, like the algorithm has hacked my brain and there is no escape from targeted content even in the safety of my own mind

when I see a post about something I was just thinking about on tumblr I feel happy because my mutuals and I are hooked up to the one brain cell we all collectively share. there is no demon brain worm algorithm showing me that post, just my moot having the same thoughts as me at roughly the same time

[simmerhuske]

[cringedropsaloon]

Part two of the creepy ass event

this part is where it get particularly dark

(sdv 1.6 spoilers under the cut)

SEE WHAT DID I TELL YOU?

WHAT DID I TELL YOU?!

Pam has Catholic guilt

ALEEEX :(((

SEE THIS IS WHAT I MEANT WHEN I SAID IT GOT DARK

EVELYN NOOOOOO!!!

WHAT THE FUCK THAT'S SO SAD!!! OMG!!!

At least George is comforting her... In his own weird... Boomer type of way :')

Of course

OF COURSE THIS MAN DOESN'T CARE THAT HIS WIFE IS UPSET.

THERE'S WEIRD GREEN RAIN OUTSIDE AND YOUR WIFE IS UPSET AND ALL YOU CARE ABOUT IS MONEY

I hope his fingers fall off from all the penny pinching

I think it's sweet that Sebastian is worried about Robin here! Also you get free access to Sebastian's room in this event to see the dialogue which is nice :)

OOP—

DEMETRIUUUUUUUSSS!!!

This man don't deserve Robin, shoulda let me wife her up instead ✋🏾🙄

I was expecting Linus to be inside his text, but this man ain't never give a shit fr

This really tall stalk shocked me when I first saw it!!! It's actually a giant fiddlehead fern!!! Breaking it gives you a TON of ferns! It's so cool!!!

There's also dialogue for after the storm ends with some NPCs!

Good God I'm glad Evelyn's feeling better, that dialogue was SO SAD JESUS

Pierre I'm gonna punch you

HAHA THIS FACE SPRITE.

Good for you Linus, good for you.

But actually, I did get a "moss seed' from this event!

It lets the rare trees you see during the rain grow. I hope I get a giant fern, that would be so beautiful on my farm!!!

Welp

That's it from me

If anyone besides my bf is reading this, hi!!! Thanks for reading all the way through!

This was wild but fun!

I hope there's more stuff like this awaiting me in the update!!! So fucking cool!!!

[elephants-with-reading-glasses]

There's a beautiful future in my mind, and I am determined to make it real.

I'm very sorry to ask something like this, I've really been struggling with this question, and I wanted to ask the combined wisdom of the people on this site

I would like to know why you keep going, and what drives you to keep living. I know there are a lot of reasons to stay alive and enjoy life, I can think of a few that personally resonate with me, but I really want to know what your reasons are

You do not have to comment on this if that's too big of an ask, and I'm very sorry for asking something like this, I really need someone's help, I feel like I don't have much purpose

Also if I may ask, please don't post any suicidal ideation in the comments of this post, I really can't handle something like that right now

[moonville-tunnel]

interstate 65 going thru indiana

[fairiencarnate]

♡ missing spring ♡

[meadow-view-farm]

MV Mosscap Irish Cob Mare Flaxen Chestnut ee | ff

[simple-persica]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERES A WHOLE NEW FARM WHERE YOU START WITH CHICKENS??!?

In honor of the Stardew Valley update finally coming to the switch, I started a new farm with my babygirl Momo and I just think she’s neat as a farmer. Though she’s not sure what to do:

[lyrefromthesea]

Male Hashira x Reader - Livin' on the Farm

author's note: this was a request, but i've managed to accidentally delete my whole inbox. as a result, i can only work on the requests i still have in mind or in my drafts, apologies.

request: how would the hashira react as livestock on a cow hybrid farm with a new farmer!reader? (i was mildly surprised when i read they get milked by their cocks. it made me laugh without a doubt.)

pairing: Tengen x reader, Obanai x reader, Rengoku x reader, Sanemi x reader, Giyuu x reader, Gyomei x reader

content warning: nsfw, probably cum as milk alternative?

Tengen:

• Obanai and him were the first to spot you. they initially thought you were another cow hybrid that got transported to the farm.

• he'll quickly realize that you're, in fact, just a human, who had been given the duty to watch after the livestock here.

• he's one of the biggest cow hybrids you'll find, only smaller than Gyomei, but much more territorial. he has no problem seeing you with the other cow hybrids unless he wants you alone, it'll instantly get his mind to sync with his more animalistic instincts.

• how they behave when it's time for milking: he won't walk to the machine alone, you have to bring him there every time it's his turn. has no problem letting you put the pump on his cock, but gets whiney when near the end.

• "it's enough, i can't make more milk.. take it off, how am i able to produce more like this?" luckily for him, you listen to his whines. truthfully, he could probably get milked one or two times more, but you still take pity on him.

Obanai:

• like i mentioned earlier, Tengen and him were the first to spot you, confusing you for another cow hybrid at first.

• it took him a minute or two to realize you were just a normal human. his tail had already started swaying slowly by then, leaving the impression on his mind that you were fragile and needed protection.

• he was really silent at first. he's not the most social person and it's seldom someone new arrives at the farm. it doesn't take him long to warm up to you, seeing how you quietly sneak him treats, because he tends to eat less than the others.

• how they behave when it's time for milking: while Tengen only lets himself get milked when it's necessary, Obanai finds the building pressure uncomfortable at some point. he'll quietly approach you by then, giving you a glance that has you realize what's wrong.

"i'm sorry, Obanai! How long did you stand there? You could've said something." you had been working around the farm, it took you a while to notice others during that timeframe.

"not long.. can you..?" he's shy to ask, but never disappointed when you immediately agree and guide him to the milking machine.

Rengoku:

• Gyomei and him met you last. you were supposed to check on the livestock, having walked towards him because you spotted Gyomei near.

• Rengoku sat up, head poking out of the hay to get a sight of the new farmer. he immediately liked you, you looked like a nice person with a big heart, albeit a bit shy.

• he has a habit of exploring, often forcing you to search for him. somehow you'll always find him sitting somewhere on the meadow, doing whatever seems fit to him.

• how they behave when it's time for milking: he's up for it, often already waiting near the milk machine so you have an easier job. it's the least he could do. he doesn't complain about the machine, but a few words and a laugh always signaled when he was nearly out of milk.

"i think that's ha- i thinks that's enough.." it doesn't take long for him to be freed of the pump. he tries to keep himself from whining, overplaying it with one of his laughs, but the sight always makes you quietly laugh.

Sanemi:

• you met him a few minutes before Giyuu. he is truly one of the more tiring cow hybrids. he takes pride in his being and presents himself as a strong bull if you were to ask.

• he had ignored you at the start because, why should he give you attention? you were a mere human - fragile and weak. and-

• and when you pulled on his tail, making him yelp and turn around with wide eyes, you suddenly looked much stronger in his eyes. it was milking time and he had ignored you, that was your revenge.

• how they behave when it's time for milking: he'll trot after you like you're about to give him a punishment. you swear he doesn't stop complaining about the pump, but it's surprisingly easy to put it on him.

"this stupid thing should be thrown away. there's no need to-" will give you a glare and a groan, you turned the pump on without a warning.

Giyuu:

• he had spotted you before you had spotted him. he had watched your first interaction with Sanemi, not surprised when the other male walked away after a few minutes.

• he just didn't expect you to see him a moment later, walking towards him with a smile. he wasn't a social man, but he quickly became smitten with you when he learned who you were

• nice and beautiful. smart as well and you treated him so kindly - almost as nice as a mate. he'll quietly stay near you from time to time, ready to help but too silent to say anything. the day you asked him for help just made him more fond of you.

• how they behave when it's time for milking: he doesn't complain and lets you guide him towards the machine calmly. he tries to stay silent until the pump has finished, but his small moans and grunts signal that he's near the end with his production.

"are.. are we finished..?" he almost looked disappointed when you took the pump off his cock, he could do more for you! but you know it's enough from the way his eyes almost looked a bit clouded over, ears twitching when he grew overstimulated by the pump.

Gyomei:

• if it hadn't been for his size, you would've met him last. he was more silent than the other hybrids on the farm, but his presence seemingly was enough to establish some kind of respect for him.

• you knew that he was blind from the information that was stored about the different cows, but you nearly wouldn't have been able to tell by his confident stance.

• he probably spent a long time on the farm, now knowing it like the back of his hand. in addition, he liked following you around, carrying heavy objects for you, because he knew you weren't as strong as the hybrids on the farm.

• how they behave when it's time for milking: he's probably the calmest out of them all. he know what's about to happen and doesn't see a problem, you're doing your job and you do it good for them all. he doesn't complain either, only small shudders indicating that he has had enough time on the pump.

"you're good, Gyomei! you can go back to the others now." you smile, seeing the man slowly stand up. if you hadn't known him so good, you wouldn't have noticed that he's a bit slower after milking sessions.

"do you need help?" you were almost surprised by his offer, but seeing the tall hybrid tower over you made you smile. you wouldn't mind help when it was from someone like him.