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Ominous howled rendition of "Silent Night" recorded in the woods at 1AM this morning.

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Cracking one of these bad bois open & sharing with my mutuals

'Tis the season

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baby catfish

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do you think you could take a vampire?

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For the purposes of this poll, do NOT count the following:

Your own birth (unless there were complications/urgent concerns)

Routine check-ups or scheduled-in-advance appointments that just happened to be at a hospital

Visiting or accompanying someone else to the hospital

Use your discretion as to whether to count visits to urgent care.

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We ask your questions anonymously so you don’t have to! Submissions are open on the 1st and 15th of the month.

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sometimes i wish i could tell other women that you can just stop removing your body hair and in many cases the consequences will be way less severe than u expect. you can go to the beach with all your leg hair intact and nobody will stop you or say a thing. you can stop waxing your upper lip and people won’t stare at it the way u might be bracing yourself for. you can quit plucking your brows and eventually they will grow back into themselves and no one will even notice. like for sure women are punished for not participating in beauty rituals but i also feel like so much of it is like The Panopticon sometimes where you just convince yourself that if u stop that kind of gendered upkeep everyone will be mad and stop talking to u forever when in reality you just keep existing and nothing remarkable happens. it’s not always easy but you can kind of just stop for real

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like the most politically neutered movie of all time unironically

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happy laladays!

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i think every job should have a dash button including crafters and gatherers because i love using my silly little button to dash ahead like 20 yalms whenever i can. its exhilirating.

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🎄MERRY DYKEMAS 👯‍♀️👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩👩‍❤️‍👩 EVERYONE 😋😫😁 🎄 if you’re a GOOD 👍🤞😚 little QUEER 🏳️‍🌈👨‍❤️‍👨👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩 you’ll get CUMMIES from MR 🎅 OR MRS 🤶 CLAUS 😆 you have to share with 1️⃣3️⃣ of your FAGGIEST 🏳️‍🌈 🍑🍌FRIENDS 🫂 OTHERWISE there will be NO 🙈🚫NONBINARY🏳️‍⚧️SANTA 🧑‍🎄coming to visit you TONITE‼️‼️‼️if you get 1️⃣3️⃣ back, ZADDY SANTA 🧑‍🎄🧑‍🎄 will give you the SLOPPIEST 💦💦 TOPPY 🎩🔝🍆 OF THE YEAR 🥰😍 if you get 7️⃣ back, the sex will be MID 🫣😥😬 if you get 0️⃣ back, we’re SNATCHING 🙀😦 your VAPE 🚭🙅‍♀️😱 so be a GOOD little 🏳️‍🌈GAY🏳️‍🌈 and SHARE 🔁🏳️‍🌈🎁🎄HAPPY HOLIGAYS 🎄🎁🏳️‍🌈

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baby catfish

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Still not his final design.

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don't hide your fetishes just because you're afraid of judgement btw. you're gonna get judged and disliked nomatter what you do, what you say or what you're into. all im saying is people on here will call you a freak for being into puffy nipples

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Merry no longer almost Christmas Ace Attorney fandom

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"how to prevent smile lines" there are a thousand more important things to do with your time than postpone evidence of life's joy on your face

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