#my mans is Stressed

[judasofsuburbia]

several sentences sunday

thank you to the lovely @caterpills and @priincebutt for the tags!!

this is from a vampire/blood donor au (literally can't stop writing au's for them it's a real problem) that came to me in the middle of the night weeks ago and finally transferred out of my notes app to a word doc, hooray!!

To: henryfox@gmail.com

From: agcd@gmail.com

Subject: Donor Rates

Hi Henry,

I got your card from my friend Nora who is either dating or sleeping with and feeding on (honestly idk) your friend Pez with my sister and her girlfriend June. Forgive my ignorance of their dynamic, I tend not to ask a lot of questions for obvious reasons.

I’ve never hired a blood donor before so I’m a little out of my depth but I’m sick of getting buckets from the butcher. Would you like to meet up at Bluebird Cafe on 16th street sometime this week? I’d just like to meet you first and find out how this works but no bites or feeding in public, I promise. It will have to be at night too but if your clientele is primarily my kind, you must already know that.

I heard you’re the best in the biz so you feel like a good place to start. Let me know. Also, if I’m super not supposed to have this business card, please let me know. The gold trim on this gives off a fancy vibe so maybe you’re exclusive. VIP blood or something. Once again, forgive my ignorance and also...let me know.

Sincerely,

Alex Claremont-Diaz

tagging with zero pressure and utmost love: @seths-rogens @softboynick @thinkof-england @bitsnpisces @onthewaytosomewhere

@firenati0n @blueeyedgrlwrites @theprinceandagcd @thesleepyskipper @anincompletelist

+ open tag for anyone who wants to post something!! i'd love to read it<3

[clownsuu]

bullying ford just for funzies 💥🥄

cw, the tiniest amount of blood/body horror

[farshootergotme]

Occasionally I picture Nightwing calling Red Hood "little wing" in front of others and people looking between this huge, 6'0 feet tall man with growing white hair, and then Nightwing, a shorter man who has flawless skin, probably around his 20's, and a fit but not too buff build and they just- don't know what's happening. Is it some kind of inside joke they aren't aware of? Why is Nightwing acting as if he's years older than Red-fucking jacked-Hood?

Nightwing: Little wing, you actually were decent in that fight! I'm impressed.

Hero, who was helping during this fight as well, listening in to the conversation: little...?

Red Hood: Wow, feeling very appreciated right now. Got any other backhanded compliments in there?

Hero: Wait, excuse me-

Nightwing: As a matter of fact-

Red Hood: Nope! I'm outta here. Screw you!

Nightwing: You know you love me!

Red Hood: In your dreams, dickhead!

Nightwing: Hey! We don't use that-

Red Hood: Not listening!

Nightwing: Jeez, kids these days...

Red Hood: I'm an adult and fuck you too!

Nightwing: What? Thought you weren't-

Red Hood: See you never, I'm out.

Hero: ...

Hero: what the actual fuck?

[rapidhighway]

more.

[yuutaguro]

hey siri play colors by halsey

edit: “he looks like-“ no he doesnt 🥰

edit 2: okay fine the only acceptable answer is swann arlaud (my actual reference)

[artkaninchenbau]

People keep on asking for more Baby Robin and Papadile so here is more Baby Robin and Papadile. Now never ask anything from me ever again

[itsybitsybatsyspider]

you know those tiktokers and vloggers who go around with mics on the street?

[causticflower]

can someone check on this man

[kawareo]

Commissioned by Durge, Orin was surprisingly excited about it. Gortash, not so much, but multiple people died to provide paint, so he better show gratitude.

[griffithkisser]

call me an apostle because the effect these gorgeous, luscious, kissable, desirable, plump lips have on me is definitely otherworldly.

[nosleepgummitato]

but what if. . . what if he wasn't always a ball of beaming sunshine?

[canisalbus]

hey just wanted to say I hope you're doing ok, I haven't seen your gay dogs in a while and I miss them and you 💛 obv you don't have to post if you're not feeling it, but just know that someone in another country is thinking nice things at you

Aaa thank you! It genuinely warms my heart to hear that you still occasionally think of me even though I've been laying low for a while now.

I'm doing a little bit better now compared to last month, there's been some positive progress, but still struggling with a lot of fundamental daily things.

Thank you for checking up on me, I appreciate it. I hope you have a nice weekend ´v`

[kuzoowl]

Waiting to see them on the big screen when the Reze movie drops WOOO

[shrugsinchinese]

A sketch and doodle page for Bat Swap by @im-not-buying-it-ether!

Billy is truly Going Through It in this one, and Bruce is getting called out by every significant Fawcitizen it’s hilarious

[dansemacabre]

i’ve been thinking about “sixer, it would eat you alive” since i read it and. man. every layer you peel back makes it worse. im not a bill apologist but. shit

if you (1) take it at face value, it paints bill as an apologetic murderer in his single (and maybe sole) open moment of regret. he doesn’t let his walls down often- only with ford do we even get to see the remnant of his galaxy, see the “actual remorse” ford describes, get just a hint of his origins. but he does it, because he thinks ford should know.

if you (2) take it from ford’s point of view, as something he committed to journal three, like. wow. imagine being so committed to a being that you’d hunt down and kill the monster that destroyed his home, only to (assumably) figure out later that that being was the monster. the small moments of trust, the “good times”, are so key to manipulation. how long did ford hold onto that one shred of vulnerability? no wonder ford stayed for as long as he did. in his eyes, bill was a survivor. ford wanted to survive too.

(slight tw below for unreality- any time i mention our reality, i mean “our reality” as a narrative device used in the book of bill as a proxy for the idea of bill being in our reality, since he can’t actually be in our reality. all of this is a fictional theory about a show/book with fictional contents!)

but if you (3) remember that “even his lies are lies” and absolutely Nothing bill says should be trusted. Whoo boy. if i read tbob right the book itself is being created in the theraprism (even tho it shows up with the ciphertologists at some point? idk that’s a whole other post). it’s meant to show what the reader wants to see; it manifests in our reality as what the collective fandom wants to see. so if we want to see truth, if we want to see where bill ended up and who he actually is, there’s a non-zero chance that the whole interaction was a complete fabrication.

imagine bill, stuck in the actively harmful, probably earth-illegal theraprism, once again being forced to be “fixed” and molded into something more palatable, being forced to conform no matter how much it hurts. (i know natural uncontrollable mutation ≠ just so much murder and destruction and chaos, but. you can’t ignore the similarities. bill has obviously been thinking about those silly straws.)

he looks back on everything that went wrong, back on his relationship with ford, back through every dimension where he wins. would that one moment, that one truth amid centuries of lies, have saved him from purgatory? if he had just been open? shown his damage? maybe he did think of his parents, or his henchmaniacs (especially the oracle). people who he might have once opened up to. maybe he just wanted to open up to someone again.

so in his own weird way, stuck in a cell, he reshaped reality again. in this reality, for this fleeting moment, he had been someone worth believing. and ford had listened, hell, ford had wanted to help. looking back, knowing how he treated ford, knowing how ford ended up because of it, maybe bill would have said the most honest thing he’d ever told ford: i am the monster, i am not worth your time or belief, and i will eat you alive.

[vurelly]

how am i meant to ha wahoo yippee through life in these conditions