#my love for jojo never stops u kidding

[yakumtsaki]

We begin this update with a sign of things to come, aka the appearance of this creepy orb with zzzz’s in the corner of our lot. I was freaking out about it thinking the lot is fucked, but it turned out to be..

..iVAN’S MIDSECTION. WTF

-𝙷𝙰𝙷𝙰.𝙴𝚇𝙴! 𝙶𝙾𝚃 𝚈𝙾𝚄; 𝙸'𝙼 𝙶𝙾𝙽𝙽𝙰 𝙿𝚄𝚃 𝙺𝙸𝚃𝙰𝙽𝙰 𝚆𝙷𝙴𝚁𝙴 𝙼𝚈 𝙾𝚁𝙱 𝚆𝙰𝚂 𝚂𝙾 𝙸'𝙻𝙻 𝙰𝙻𝚆𝙰𝚈𝚂 𝙷𝙰𝚅𝙴 𝙰 𝙵𝚁𝙸𝙴𝙽𝙳; -Well that’s my cue to fuck off-

-It’s been shit knowing you, flops! -GOODBYE KITANA, WOOOOOOOF💔 -Shut up, Veronica, you pencil-necked freak. Alright beam me up, bony bozo. -UH, YOU KNOW, ARE YOU SURE YOU DON’T WANNA LIVE A LITTLE LONGER, WE COULD WORK SOMETHING OUT💀 -Ohoho nice try, pussyboi, now take me with you before you catch these claws. -GOOD LORD💀

Ya Grim I know, our Kitana sure was special❤️ RIB, baby (Rest In Blood).

In the meantime, my attempts to make Felina and Bartholomew unhate each other continue..

..and are clearly DOOMED. Bro why. WHY DO YOU TWO EVEN HATE EACH OTHER, I DON’T GET IT. You have the only pair of good parents we’ve ever produced, wtf is your problem.

-It’s biological!!!

What??

-Failina is right for once, the return of the recessive ginger genes brought the Union spirit back with it!

Oh wow that’s just great, we better save some of this Union spirit in the pantry in case recession hits. Fml. I DID manage to make them un-enemies, they just regularly hate each other now, so yay me :(

After Don’s death so close to Jojo’s bummed me the fuck out I gave the rest of the elders elixir and I don’t care! I can’t have major deaths each update, I’m not strong enough.

-Well don’t worry, I’m gonna do the hard work for you and kill Sophie right now!

Glitched Butler #8 istg. I can’t believe I had to go back to hiring these losers because of how useless iVan is.

Case in point, Bartholomew misses the bus because he wants to watch the iVan-Sandy Deathmatch of the Undead.

-Geez, it’s so violent!

THAT’S WHAT YOU DO WITH FELINA ALL DAY

-I know, let me write down some tips!

Cyn is in deep mourning, she’s been rolling 0 romantic wants (!!!) all she wants to do is chill and play with the pets💔

-No, Jack Do, I don’t want to elope with you and ‘live in Al Simhara as Indiana Jones impersonators’, stop calling here before I sic my killbot on you🌸

Omg Cyn I know what would make you feel better, how about planning Felina’s birthday party?? (*ominous music*)

-Omg I would love that!💗

Omg yay!💗

-𝙰𝙽𝙳 𝚃𝙷𝙴𝙽 𝙸 𝙵𝙸𝙽𝙸𝚂𝙷 𝚆𝙸𝚃𝙷 𝙼𝚈 𝚂𝙸𝙶𝙽𝙰𝚃𝚄𝚁𝙴 𝙼𝙾𝚅𝙴, 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝚂𝙽𝙾𝚆𝙱𝙻𝙾𝚆𝙴𝚁; -What is that? -𝙸𝚃'𝚂 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙾𝙽𝙴 𝚆𝙷𝙴𝚁𝙴 𝙸 𝙰𝙲𝚃𝚄𝙰𝙻𝙻𝚈 𝚃𝚄𝚁𝙽 𝙸𝙽𝚃𝙾 𝙰 𝚂𝙽𝙾𝚆𝙱𝙻𝙾𝚆𝙴𝚁;

Bartholomeow please.

-Fine, I’ll do something useful!

How about that pile of homework, Mr C+?

-How about iVan’s job! Man I wish I was a robot butler, then I’d never lose a fight to Failina again! I won’t step foot in school until I’m the ultimate fighting machine! 

Sophie can you talk to this brat, please?

-In a minute, finally a kid around here with the sports OTH! You won’t believe what a nerd your dad was when he was your age, Barth. -Oh he still is, I broke his jaw the other day playing catch. -That’s my boy!

-I’m back from school and I got another A+ and it’s my birthday!!! My life could literally not be better!!!! (*ominous music*)

-Dad, dad, I got another A+!!! So much better than Barfolomew, right?? Right??? You know he skipped school today!!!! -Oh that’s amazing, sweetie, as is Sandy all of a sudden!

Of course. OF COURSE YOU’RE INTO SANDY NOW THAT SHE’S BANGING A RELATIVE OF YOURS. I hate these Gunther genes so fucking much. Whatever, time for Felina’s party! (*ominous music intensifies*)

Good job, Cyn, super cute!

-Yay! Blow out your candles, baby!🌸 -WOOOO GO FELINA -You know what, I’m just gonna stand here. 

Shajar I’m already regretting giving you elixir. Go on Fel!  

-NOT SO FAST

WHAT. BARTHOLOMEOW OH MY GOD

-HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DEAR SIS

D U D E

YA SEEMS ABOUT RIGHT

HE STRAIGHT UP CAME DOWNSTAIRS TO RUIN HER PARTY AND LEFT. UN.REAL

-Ok, let’s all pretend what happened didn’t happen, GO FELINA WOOO💗 -GREAT PARTY BABY, GO ON -Um, am I the only one who saw Bartholomeow beat her up?

NOT NOW SUGAR, CAN IT

YAY, happy birthday, Fel! Man she looks like an exact Sophie/Shajar mix aka exactly like Sophito but with Liz’s nose! Adorb! Now let’s roll for aspiration..

FAMILY?!? LMAO a lil ironic isn’t it?? 

-MY FAMILY WILL CRUSH BARFOLOMEOW’S FAMILY

Well when you put it like that. Love that chemistry panel too, either Felina is ending up with a woman or an eyelinered bejeweled Don type. Let’s pray for the former. 

-I CAN’T BELIEVE WHAT THAT LITTLE SHIT DID TO ME. I CALL ON HEAVEN AND EARTH TO WITNESS MY CURSE: A PLAGUE ON BARFOLOMEOW AND ALL HIS DESCENDANTS 

Alright, let’s lighten up, shall we? 

That’s better, Sandy and iVan are here to ruin this party’s score even further! Great job, you two!

Meanwhile Bartholomeow.. is doing THIS. Bro I CAN’T

-I’M SO HAPPY >:D

Barth are you an actual demon? I’m not even kidding. 

I try to cheer up Felina by having her light up these firecrackers or whatever they are, UNAWARE THEY CAN MAKE SIMS CATCH FIRE. I’M SO SORRY

-HAHAHA boy is my granddaughter a loser! 

SHAJAR

-Oh Leo, I think I’m ready for my first post-mourning wooho right here during Felina’s party!💗

FFS

-WHY IS MY FAMILY LIKE THIS

Why did you ROLL family when your family is like this is the better question.

-I’ll light up these fireworks to distract everyone and then I’m getting the fuck outta here!

FELINA NO. DON’T MESS WITH PYROTECNHICS AGAIN

Oh ok it worked!

-WOW SPARKLY -AMAZING -WOOOO SHINNY FIRE -BEST PARTY EVER

What’s killing me is this actually was one of our best parties ever, everyone but Felina had a great time?? OVER

-Oh God, this is still going on?🌸

Ya apparently?! Ugh. 

-It was so hot watching you brawl with iVan during my niece’s party, babe. -Y̷O̴U K̵N̴O̷W I̷'̸M̸ P̵U̷R̷E̴ C̵L̸A̴S̷S🧟‍♀️

Felina’s party appropriately ends with a cowplant-cake-tree-fire. Clarabelle, how many times do I have to tell you to be careful with that goddamn candle?!

-MOOOO >:(

All madeover and ready to go! What are you going for here, a Dark Phoenix vibe?

-That’s exactly it, as this party was my supervillain origin story. 

Ok that’s a little dramatic-

-𝙸𝚃 𝚁𝙴𝙰𝙻𝙻𝚈 𝙸𝚂𝙽'𝚃, 𝙸 𝚆𝙰𝚂 𝚃𝙷𝙴𝚁𝙴;

YA not helping, iVan.

-𝙸'𝙼 𝙽𝙾𝚃 𝙿𝚁𝙾𝙶𝚁𝙰𝙼𝙼𝙴𝙳 𝚃𝙾 𝙷𝙴𝙻𝙿;

Trust me, I know!

-ENOUGH. This family’s degeneracy has been allowed to fester for far too long. I will finish what Grandpa Jojo started, by pruning the diseased family tree! All glory to the House of Union! Are you with me, iVan?

-𝙸 𝙰𝙲𝚃𝚄𝙰𝙻𝙻𝚈 𝙻𝙸𝙺𝙴 𝙱𝙰𝚁𝚃𝙷𝙾𝙻𝙾𝙼𝙴𝙾𝚆 𝙱𝙴𝚃𝚃𝙴𝚁;

-I’m the only one who knows how to fix you.

-𝙸'𝙼 𝚆𝙸𝚃𝙷 𝚈𝙾𝚄 𝙰𝙻𝙻 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝚆𝙰𝚈;

Ok Felina you’re creeping me out, you’re the good one! 7 nice points!

-Nice Felina died in a firecracker accident! But from the ashes, I was reborn.. And from the ashes of this family, a new family will rise..

OMG IT’S OUR FIRST ONE OF @lamare-sims​​ custom LTWS!!!! Wish it was happening under less deranged circumstances but what can you do. 

[joslincox]

Tales From a Not-So Bratty Little Sister Soundtrack

Genres: Pop • Dance-pop • Teen Pop • Electro-pop • Pop Rock • R&B • Trap • K-Pop

The Linda Lindas - Growing Up

Rihanna - Umbrella (With Jay-Z)

Girls Aloud - You Freak Me Out

Jonas Brothers - Year 3000

Post Malone - Sunflower (With Swan Lee)

Justin Bieber - Baby (With Ludacris)

Allison Iraheta - Friday I'll Be Over U

Olivia Rodrigo - bad idea right?

Kelis - Milkshake

Tata Young - Sexy Naughty Bitchy

Halo Friendlies - Me vs. The World

Mindless Behavior - Hello

Eminem - The Real Slim Shady

One Direction - What Makes You Beautiful

Miranda Cosgrove - Leave It All To Me (With Drake Bell)

Victoria Justice - Make It Shine

Miley Cyrus - The Best of Both Worlds

Beyoncé - Single Ladies (Put A Ring On It)

Taylor Swift - Love Story

BTS - Dynamite

Justin Bieber - One Time

Solange - Solo Star

Rihanna - Breakin' Dishes

Willow Smith - Whip My Hair

Nicki Minaj - Barbie World (With Ice Spice & Aqua)

Corbin Bleu - We Come To Party

Maroon 5 - Moves Like Jagger (With Christina Aguilera)

The Click Five - Pop Princess

Chris Brown - Yo (Excuse Me Miss)

Miley Cyrus - See You Again

Iggy Azalea - Fancy (With Charli xcx)

Keri Hilson - Pretty Girl Rock

Chelsea Staub - It's All About Me

No Doubt - Just A Girl

Justin Bieber - One Less Lonely Girl

Usher - OMG (With Will.i.am)

Black Eyed Peas - I Gotta Feeling

Jesse McCartney - Beautiful Soul

Avril Lavigne - I Always Get What I Want

Justin Timberlake - SexyBack (With Timbaland)

Nicki Minaj - Moment 4 Life (With Drake)

Carly Rae Jepsen - Call Me Maybe

Katy Perry - Teenage Dream

Ke$ha - TikTok

Ice Spice - Pretty Girl (With Rema)

Ciara - Goodies (With Petey Pablo)

Big Time Rush - Boyfriend

The Wanted - Glad You Came

LMFAO - Party Rock Anthem (With Lauren Bennett and GoonRock)

BTS - Butter

The Pussycat Dolls - Buttons

Boomkat - Rip Her To Shreds

P!nk - Trouble

Hillary Duff - So Yesterday

Selena Gomez And The Scene - Kiss & Tell

Justin Bieber - Boyfriend

Peaches & Herb - Shake Your Groove Thing

Usher - Yeah! (With Lil Jon and Ludacris)

V.I.C - Wobble

Ashlee Simpson - Just Let Me Cry

Ke$ha - Boogie Feet (With Eagles of Death)

Hillary Duff - Sweet Sixteen

OneRepublic - Sunshine

DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince - Parents Just Don't Understand

Katy Perry - California Gurls (With Snoop Dogg)

Avril Lavigne - Girlfriend

Nicki Minaj - Starships

Spice Girls - Wannabe

Rihanna - Don't Stop The Music

Selena Gomez And The Scene - Love You Like A Love Song

Justin Bieber - Beauty And a Beat (With Nicki Minaj)

(G)I-DLE - Queencard

Corbin Bleu - Push It To The Limit

Jesse McCartney - Because You Live

Harry Styles - As It Was

MONSTA X - HERO

BLACKPINK - How You Like That

Red Velvet - Russian Roulette

TWICE - Candy Pop

That Girl Lay Lay - Mama

JoJo Siwa - Kid In A Candy Store

Cardi B - Bongos (With Megan Thee Stallion)

Hannah Montana - Nobody's Perfect

Lizzo - Good As Hell

Blackway - What's Up, Danger (With Black Caviar)

Justin Bieber - Never Say Never

Kendrick Lamar - Not Like Us

Pitbull - International Love (With Chris Brown)

Cardi B - Money

Megan Thee Stallion - Neva Play (With RM)

Sabrina Carpenter - Espresso

Rihanna - Shut Up And Drive

JoJo Siwa - D.R.E.A.M

Victoria Justice - Beggin' On Your Knees

Selena Gomez And The Scene - Who Says

Billie Eilish - What Was I Made For

Jesse McCartney - She's No You

Chris Brown - Look at Me Now (With Busta Rhymes and Lil Wayne)

Khalid - Young Dumb and Broke

Simple Plan - I'm Just A Kid

Demi Lovato - La La Land

Ashley Tisdale - He Said She Said

Saweetie - Best Friend (With Doja Cat)

Ke$ha - Take It Off

DJ Khaled - All I Do Is Win (With T-Pain, Ludacris, Snoop Dogg, and Rick Ross)

Jonas Brothers - What I Go To School For

Ryan Gosling - I'm Just Ken

Soulja Boy - Kiss Me Thur The Phone (With Sammie)

Taio Cruz - Dynamite

Flo Rida - Low (With T-Pain)

Nelly Furtado - Promiscuous (With Timbaland)

Fergie - Glamorous (With Ludacris)

Ciara - 1, 2 Step (With Missy Elliott)

Rihanna - Take A Bow

Miley Cyrus - G.N.O (Girls' Night Out)

Demi Lovato - Don't Forget

Ashlee Simpson - Pieces of Me

Brick & Lace - Love Is Wicked

Nicki Minaj - Super Bass

Katy Perry - Firework

P!nk - So What

The Pussycat Dolls - Don't Cha

Ice Spice - Princess Diana (With Nicki Minaj)

Olivia Rodrigo - good 4 u

Ne-Yo - Miss Independence

Chris Brown - With You

Jason Derulö - Ridin' Solo

The Click Five - Just The Girl

Miley Cyrus - Party In The USA

Ariana Grande - the boy is mine (With Brandy and Monica)

Fifth Harmony - Worth It (With Kid Ink)

Rihanna - Pon De Replay

Beyoncé - Naughty Girl

Selena Gomez And The Scene - Naturally

Hannah Montana - Rock Star

Katy Perry - Hot N Cold

Shakira - She Wolf

KSM - I Want You to Want Me

Zac Efron - Breaking Free (With Brenda Song)

Usher - DJ Got Us Falling In Love (With Pitbull)

Mindless Behavior - Girls Talkin' Bout

Big Time Rush - Worldwide

Chris Brown - Run It! (With Juelz Santana)

Lady Gaga - Just Dance (With Colby O'Donis)

Lindsay Lohan - Drama Queen (That Girl)

[tonberry-yoda]

I dont know if its just me but i hate seeing people age minors up to write nsfw stuff about them. Like if u do this your weird and stay away 🔥🔥🔥 —-🐉 anon… (again😭💔)

YES

(this became a long rant, so you can read that under the cut)

For me, I HATE when it's the MHA fandom. When it is the students, it is very uncomfortable for me to see that kinda stuff ESPECIALLY when the account is like a 26 year old or something, it's hella uncomfy

For JJK, one of my first requests was to age up Megumi to have him be a father and reluctantly, I did it. I would probably never do it again honestly because again, he's like my little dude. Like when I see people writing for Yuji I'm like WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! We have nanami and gojo and you chose the 15 year old?!?!?!

Now for the kinda other side here. When it comes to Jojo, we all love Jotaro, but he ages up in the show, so you can talk about 17-40 year old jotaro, so that's when it's okay. You can do that with any character in jojo because of the timeline and we actually see them age

so in that case... can't we just do that with other stuff?

now here's the answer

no. we cant

you are showing that you are attracted to the really young version and wanting to age them up. Seeing a 26 year old with a bio that says "in love with bakugo" please stop omfg

NOW HEAR ME OUT

Spiderpunk (aka Hobie Brown) from Across the Spiderverse hasn't had a confirmed age, but goddamn is he fine af. But in that case, what do people do? I have seen people say his age is up for interpretation and that he can't be like 15 because look at him???? So in this case, sometimes that can be okay if that makes sense

And again, I love Haikyuu and it actually reveals what they do in the future, so I think it's alright to age them up

I think for me it's fandom based. If you want to give me some examples that you wanna call out, please let me know because I would love to chat about this more

Also, another thing I'm not super into is x child!reader. I used to get those requests A LOT and my account was for romance based fics mostly. A lot of the requests I were getting were 13 or younger children asking to be platonically with characters from MHA, which wasn't a huge problem, I just would rather not write it. But when it really got me was when someone asked for a child!reader with characters from HAZBIN HOTEL AND HELLUVA BOSS?!?! Literally no. That is not for children. I dont care if they have access to it, they should not be in my inbox asking for that. I stopped writing for the fandom completely and a lot of those people left. But x child!reader should be for them if they're on this app. I don't like writing it at all and only did it for a short period because I felt like I had to. I was too scared to change my rules at the time until I finally did and then people actually respected them. But it was weird to hear kids wanting to "be with Aizawa" as a more dad character, but that's just for me

Sorry for turning this a whole other direction, but those are some other things that I just wanted to add since we were in this convo

Thanks for sending this as always and feel free to share more of what you think on the topic because you have honestly given me the courage I need to say no to a lot of things more lol

[yuukei-yikes]

Ok but what about AU where Kenjirou (somehow) comes back to his senses and tries to stop saeru himself? Let em explain *Also SPOILERS for JJBA part 5 i think*:

Basically during the Yuukei Yesterday arc where saeru is still plotting to kill harutaka Kenjirou slowly starts to let it sink in that what he's going to do is kill 2 inoccent kids just to MAYBE see his wife again, so he starts having doubts while saeru keeps trying to convince him to carry on the kagerou daze shenanigans. Eventually he makes up his mind and decides he's not gonna put his two students and possibly even his family in danger so he begins trying to think in a way to stop the 15th august plot, but then he sleeps, saeru takes over and unfortunately everything proceeds according to the keikaku.

Or maybe he somehow pulls up a bruno bucciarati mid-story and tries to find the mekadan and help them defeat saeru while he still has time before he dies for real, not a redemption arc kind of deal, he just feels like he HAS to fix the massive shit he put his kids and their friends through.

(I really want to write about this concept or do something with it but i didn't even finished the OTHER fanfic i was writing because i had SO MUCH SHUT TO DO THE LAST FEW MONTHS GODDAMNIT)

ur talking my language.... i love kenjirou trying to fight himself.... ughshdjdjf kenjirouuuuuuu like i WISH he had some sort of power in those last scenes before he dies. im so sad that in those 2 years it's totally unclear if he's around at all. like idk. a small moment where he points the gun somewhere else. anything. KENJIROUUU

sorry i dont get ur jojo references ive never seen it... but I'll trust u

[dreamgirledward]

12, 14 and 16 for the movie asks

hi!! thank u :))

12: Which movie has your favorite soundtrack?

ooohhh SUPER hard to answer but probably a tie between lotr and the holiday (i am a hoe for nancy meyers) :')

14: Who is your favorite director? Why?

to probably no one's surprise, taika waititi (sofia coppola is a close second!!!). i think i realized he was becoming my favourite when i saw wwdits in theatres back in high school. a couple years after that, boy was screening at the tiff lightbox (tiff screens theatrical releases but also will have more themed or event-based screenings of all kinds of films) and i was feeling kinda lost at that point in my life - this was before i made the change to study film, i was in university but was kinda freaking out about my future because of how unhappy i was. anyway, i knew i loved wwdits and didnt think id have a chance to see boy in theatres before since it came out years prior - id seen boy at that point but never on a big screen, i mean - so i got a ticket on a whim and i just remember crying my eyes out the whole way home (which was a mortifying hour long subway ride 💀). then hunt for the wilderpeople came out a year after that and the rest was history lol. he's described his films as stories that focus on people on the fringes, people who are different, but there's always a family dynamic to be found no matter what it may look like for these 'outsiders', which has always drawn me to his storytelling technique, but there's also the added element of playful whimsy that provides so much comfort even when the story itself can get quite dark or sobering (a perfect example of this would also be jojo rabbit). i tend to like stories with that kind of balance, and i think he excels in that regard. he was also an artist before he ever considered filmmaking, an aspect i can (kind of) share as I used to want to be an artist when i was a kid. i used to paint and draw constantly but stopped a long time ago. aside from all the typical stuff about him everyone knows, i do admire filmmakers/editors that share a similar characteristic, which is that if they could choose, they choose to work with and support people they care about (within their own community, their friends, etc) and that's how i hope to continue to be as I build on my career. he's been very transparent about taking jobs that pay the bills (re: marvel) but repeatedly chooses to work with old friends and be drawn to more indie projects that reflect his roots, which i respect as someone who wants to make my passion projects a reality, but on the side as I work towards a more stable career.

16. How do you feel about people talking during movies being watched at home?

it depends! if it's something someone hasnt seen, im always gonna be shushing other people (or THEM) to pay attention. i personally hate having to pause and explain things for someone when they arent taking the opportunity to actually listen but will ask a bunch of questions anyway. my parents are especially bad with this 🥲 so im used to getting frustrated and having to pause and explain. it's even worse if you're the one showing someone a movie that you love and they're talking throughout because you want them to enjoy it properly :') but if it's a movie we've all seen, i dont really care about talking throughout lmao

movie questions ask game!

[theladysexpistol]

I would also like to cry over italian boys with you. Can I please get Mista, Fugo and Giorno with a S/O that loves astronomy? They have star charts, a ton of books about space and often doesn't go to sleep so they can go star gazing? Thank in advance! I just wanna talk about space with my favourite boys.(idk why I have the feeling that Mista would start talking about aliens)

Mista would absolutely start talk about aliens that is 212% in character thank you. He is the conspiracy KING 👑

Also I may have gotten a little overpassionate about this because 1) it’s now 4am 2) I’m already emotional over the Italian boys 3) I’m a scientist. I kinda suck at physics but I love it anyway and I love astronomy me and my friends would go to the campus planetarium all the time

And yeah anyway I went omg the s/o is a science nerd!!! That’s just like me. All the boys have to love a science nerd it’s just required now

~~~

Giorno

Me @ Giorno whenever I see him: PRETTY BOY PRETTY BOY. I think I cried when someone called him a gangster prince in PHF

- Giorno is relatively smart but he’s more into plants and animals (Giorno if he wasn’t into the mafia - Biologist?? 👀👀) than space

- Still he enjoys how passionate his s/o is about astronomy

- Will absolutely listen to them talk for hours about space, and asks questions too

- Sits with them while they’re reading astronomy books and just sort of watches, maybe running his fingers over their arms. It’s very cathartic from his hectic life

- Gifts them bouquets based on planets or stars (Giorno just... hes always gotta give flowers. It’s his thing)

- Probably bought his s/o an expensive telescope

- Already likes stargazing because he likes being out in nature, so he goes out with his s/o a lot, but will absolutely put his foot down and make them go to sleep at a reasonable time

Mista

I’m officially out of Mista gifs on google I’ve used all of the good ones, I’m gonna have to make new ones now

- The first thing Mista asks about is aliens

- His s/o starts listing off theories and unexplained anomalies that scientists have found and Mista’s like no no no I want the aliens. What do they look like?

- He believes every conspiracy about aliens

- His s/o is probably dumbfounded for a second but then finds it really cute as he babbles on about aliens

- At some point they get past the alien stuff and start showing him star maps and Mista uses the space stuff to get really cheesy romantic

- “All those stars in the sky and not one of them is as brilliant as you” “I’m like a moon because I just want to orbit around you”

- Thinks the stuff is cool but not always able to comprehend it. He’ll remember certain things his s/o tells him about like locations of stuff, some star names, etc

- Likes meteors because they remind him of bullets. Also aliens

- Will literally constantly pester his s/o about aliens

- Goes with them to museums and planetariums

- Embarrasses his s/o slightly by asking space experts about aliens

- Absolutely goes out stargazing with them every time just so he can stare at their face, with their eyes wide and their jaw slack as they stare up at the sky. They’re too cute

- Mista whines and starts begging them to pay more attention to him and will steal their gaze from the sky to kiss them

Fugo

I didn’t have to make this one to get the good Fugo angle

- Fugo would LOVE a s/o into astronomy. They have something they can learn about together!

- Fugo sits and listens to his s/o talk about planets and stars and dark matter and just all of it. There’s nothing he loves more. He falls in love with them a little more each time

- He buys them something new every time he sees an astronomy book: “Do you have this one?” “Fugo! What’s the occasion? You buy me too many books.” “Ah, I can’t help it the way your face lights up when you get a new one just makes it worth it.”

- I’m honestly imagining a really excited Fugo which is so cute it’s what we deserved

- Probably knows more about the physics of space than his s/o so when they are studying a new type of Star like a pulsar or something they can basically just plop down wherever he is and be like “Fugo, how does this work?”

- They have spent so many evenings together just doing this

- Fugo takes them to so many planetarium shows. It’s a game to see if he can find one they 1) haven’t seen before and 2) teaches his s/o something new

- That being said Fugo gets concerned if they stay up late too often. He’ll find them asleep and carry them to bed and eventually will have to fight them on staying up too much

- When they plan a night to stay up and stargaze though, it’s also one of Fugo’s favorite things. What’s more calming than looking up at the night sky while his s/o points out the position of the planets and constellations?

[mangostar]

the fact i cant get my uterus removed is dumb

[goatpaste]

i'm curious, what's ur take on sadao? i thought it was really cool to see him in holly's backstory and he seems very nice!!! i know some ppl interpret him to have been an absent husband/father considering he isn't around in sdc but i feel like holly's family would kick his ass if he wasn't there for her. you mentioned they possibly divorced by the time of ur fan part so im just wondering, what do u think?

So yes its! A bit of a mix bag for me

On one hand when i first started jojos I defiantly leaned into absent father sadao who defiantly doesn't seem to be around for holly or jotaro. And I still think this is true. It's more or less true that due to his career he doesn't get to be around much. I don't think it's out of cruelty or purposeful neglect. But none the less he isn't around much and it does effect his relationship with his wife and son.

As iv been around others and found my own interpretation of sadao iv grown a soft spot for him.

So basically I imagine in my young teen years holly where her and sadao first meet in Italy their very friendly and get along great! He cares about her and they have a lil teen crush on one another. Going as fad as holly awkwardly giving him her ring of "marriage" token to him but never fully explains it and is too embarrassed to every let it be brought up again.

After the events of hollys Italian summer, holly and sadao would not meet for nearly 8-10 years. Holly would grow up, move out of the house and travel the world to try and find herself. Sadao would find himself moving up in his musical career and traveling the world. Holly and sadao would cross paths but never notice each other. But the one time sadao finally notices holly he can't let her go again. He's held onto that ring of hers and hasn't stopped thinking about the girl with the horns who risked her life to save then all those years ago in Italy. So he gets her attention and reminds her of who he is. They reconnect and begin dating.

The two get along great again, their best friends and she love getting to follow him and travel the world along side him as his career grows.

Then they have jotaro. Holly and sadao stay home. Living on his family estate with their money for awhile taking care of jotaro.

But then I imagine things just kinda. Change. Sadao struggles to be a father and doesn't handle it well, returning to his career and begins to tour around. He's home less and holly ends up staying home with jotaro. It's rocky, but she loves sadao and their still friends. But things change, holly and sadao love each other, they love jotaro, ect ect. But their life structure changed and sadao didn't know how to change with it,, and holly once again couldn't find the words to speak up and say what she felt.

Jotaro would grow up nearly without a father, very close to his mother feeling she's basically the only parent he has and the only one who understands him.

So when jotaros long been gone from the house living his own life and having his kid and such. Holly still stays home and is alone. She doesn't want to travel the world like they used to, she just wants sadao to be by her side. She knows what she wants but could never ask him to give up his career for her. They simply realized too late they wanted to lead different lives and loving each other wasn't enough to make everything they wanted to work, work. So instead of asking sadao to stay with her, she let him go.

This is roughly what I have in mind. May or not tweak and change it and I sit on it more. And I think their relationship is complex, their friends and love each other and their divorce came from issues that holly has that she would come to terms with and tackle as character growth in my fan part, represented by the growth of her stand in its acts.

But she gets the divorce and a year or some later she's set everything up to move back home to her family in New York to help them out with all the changes and things their adjusting to in their lives.

And again this is what I have in mind if I go with the divorce angle. I think I lean to divorce because then her and jotaro and br matchy lol

Or if not divorce maybe in the process of splitting up but not official and this is just Holly's break from sadao to get out of Japan and find what she truly wants in life and learning to stand up for herself and such.

[stormyoceans]

[VICE VERSA episode 5 parts 3&4]

“You must only be happy, Talay” UGHUGHUGH

“Only for five minutes” LIAR, YOU WANT HIM TO BE HAPPY ALWAYS

I’d complain about Talay rejecting the hug but again, I think he’s doing it to protect himself

Talay: “I’m cold” Puen: “cool, here’s a drink made of snow”

WAIT IT ONLY TOOK TWO WEEKS TO SHOOT /AND/ MARKET THE FILM?? WHAT THE FUCK???

That poor fucking guy who came back only to lose everything dear to him

Talay’s like “oh god that’s right I swapped with the worst possible person”

“Pakorn might destroy your acting career” Puen: *shrug*

I’m actually surprised Puen didn’t quit being an actor at the end since he didn’t seem particularly attached to the job–plus as his husband Talay wouldn’t get any damn privacy

STOP T-POSING WHILE THE BIKE IS GOING!!!!

That dark suit looks soooo good on Jimmy, holy shit

“She’s my type” Don’t say that in front of your bf Up wtf

Puen is nervous, CUTE

Talay comforting him, CUTE!!!

I’m glad the camera focused on Up and Aou in the theater too since, y’know, it’s /their/ movie and /their/ dream too

I can’t help but go “pfft” and their deflated reaction to the meh reviews because while I understand you want your movie to succeed, they’re first-time screenwriters, just be glad your movie didn’t bomb and learn from your mistakes

Also the movie’s been out for like ten seconds, give it a while

Also Aou is right, what matters is that your art connects to even one person and I’m sure the worst movies out there do

Love that the mall is literally just called “The Mall” adklfdlk

I was alone in a theater for a movie once and it was heavennnnn (it was Jojo Rabbit which did NOT deserve an empty theater)

T&P pick themselves up only for U&A to go “we quit actually”

I don’t really have anything to say about the last five minutes akdfjksdl I’ll leave that to you <3

“You must only be happy, Talay” UGHUGHUGH <<<<< WHEN I TELL YOU IT’S BEEN MONTHS AND THIS LINE STILL HAUNTS ME IN MY SLEEP LIKE I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT IS IT ABOUT IT THAT MAKES ME CRAZY BUT IT DOES!!!!!!!! HE WANTS TALAY TO ONLY BE HAPPY!!!!!!!! AND NOT HAVE ANY DISLIKES!!!!!!!!!!! IT’S SO STUPIDLY ROMANTIC TO ME IM THROWING MY WHOLE ASS SELF OUT OF THE WINDOW

I’d complain about Talay rejecting the hug but again, I think he’s doing it to protect himself <<<<< yeah at this point talay is still very unsure about puen’s intentions, so he keeps taking a step back. it’s also why episode 7 is gonna be very important and the fact that people completely overlook it just because it has a lot of product placements it’s gonna be my villain origin story

Talay: “I’m cold” Puen: “cool, here’s a drink made of snow” <<<<< THE WAY PUEN DID THAT JUST TO HAVE THE EXCUSE TO HUG TALAY AGAIN HE’S SUCH A MISCHIEVOUS LITTLE GREMLIN

WAIT IT ONLY TOOK TWO WEEKS TO SHOOT /AND/ MARKET THE FILM?? WHAT THE FUCK??? <<<<< LITERALLY THE BIGGEST MYSTERY IN THE SHOW it throws me off every single time too. i guess maybe it was a short film??? or time also moves differently in the alternate universe????

That poor fucking guy who came back only to lose everything dear to him <<<<< don’t mind me im just killing tess with my mind rn

I’m actually surprised Puen didn’t quit being an actor at the end since he didn’t seem particularly attached to the job–plus as his husband Talay wouldn’t get any damn privacy <<<<< i can’t remember if you watched episode 12 as well…… anyway, just to be safe im not going to spoiler you too much, but they do say that after a while puen starts to work behind the camera as a screenwriter way more than as an actor

STOP T-POSING WHILE THE BIKE IS GOING!!!! <<<<< puen has been such a bad influence for talay SAFETY FIRST KIDS NEVER FORGET THAT

That dark suit looks soooo good on Jimmy, holy shit <<<<< I CANNOT AGREE MORE AND THE TURTLENECK WAS SUCH A GOOD CHOICE TOO

“She’s my type” Don’t say that in front of your bf Up wtf <<<<< SFKDSGFKJSDGFDKJ TRYING NOT TO SAY ANYTHING IS KILLING ME

Talay comforting him, CUTE!!! <<<<< TALAY HOLDING PUEN'S HAND AND TELLING HIM THAT WHATEVER HAPPENS THEY'RE GOING TO GET THROUGH IT TOGETHER!!!!! THE CARE THE TENDERNESS THE DEVOTION THE UNDERSTANDING THE COMFORT THE FRIENDSHIP THE LOVE IM FROTHING AT THE MOUTH

I’m glad the camera focused on Up and Aou in the theater too since, y’know, it’s /their/ movie and /their/ dream too <<<<< people can say anything about this show but it would have been so easy for them to just not bother with the secondary characters since they're gonna remain in the alternate universe and not be part of puen and talay's life anymore instead they took the time to give them depth and screentime and i guess you can add this to the endless list of reasons why i love vice versa

I can’t help but go “pfft” and their deflated reaction to the meh reviews because while I understand you want your movie to succeed, they’re first-time screenwriters, just be glad your movie didn’t bomb and learn from your mistakes <<<<< the movie industry (just like the publishing one) is so hard that i also feel like it was kinda naive of them to expect to be successful on their first try, but i do understand how bad it feels to have something you have worked on and put a lot of effort in be so easily disregarded (especially for up and aou who already experienced their script being rejected before)

Love that the mall is literally just called “The Mall” adklfdlk <<<<< I SWEAR ALL THE DETAILS IN THIS SHOW ARE SO GOOD AND FUNNY

I was alone in a theater for a movie once and it was heavennnnn (it was Jojo Rabbit which did NOT deserve an empty theater) <<<<< HOW DID JOJO RABBIT OF ALL MOVIES GOT AN EMPTY THEATER WHAT THE F--

I don’t really have anything to say about the last five minutes akdfjksdl I’ll leave that to you <3 <<<<< ALL I HAVE TO SAY IS THAT IT’S ONLY EPISODE 5 AND YET PUEN IS READY TO MOVE IN WITH TALAY AND MARRY HIM AND SPEND THE REST OF HIS LIFE WITH HIM MY BOY IS SO GONE LIKE LOVE AND LIGHT TO EVERYONE WHO CAN FEEL NORMAL WHILE WATCHING THIS SHOW BUT THEY HAVE ME OPERATING ON A WHOLE DIFFERENT LEVEL OF REALITY I COULD FIGHT GOD RN

[volfoss]

how about ranking bucciarati's team?

regret to inform you that ur gonna get a very long answer bc i have passionate feelings about them all! also trish is in this bc she is part of the team and no one will tell me otherwise and will also include some rambling bc it is me and i have so many feelings towards these characters and none of them r cohesive

under the cut just in case (post writing yes it was long)

Giorno Giovanna:

way way more complex than ppl normally give him credit for (i will not go into feelings on how a majority of the fandom treats him unless ppl want me to then i will in fact make a very long ranty post and will not be stopped)

mildly op (esp at the beginning with how hes kind of able to just use his stand really well w no problems altho i think thats true of most of the jojos that we have seen animated?)

i am emotionally attached to him and want to give him a big hug

hes just a kinda goofy kid and is maybe a bit not good with figuring out hey this is a semi dangerous situation maybe i shouldnt be taunting him (leaky eye luca for example)

has the actual best theme

i love how he works off the rest of the team so well (even w members who do not like him)

is in my top 3 jojos i love this kid sm i would adopt him if he was real

7/10

Bruno Bucciarati:

the fucking way his character develops from licky man to best dad material is my favorite thing

his outfit is so so so good i would die to wear it

in general this man is one of my fave jojos characters and i get a lot of comfort from him

hes just really neat and has a good taste in music

he did his fucking best and i will always love him for that

imo the way that his death was drawn out was genuinely one of the most heartbreaking deaths in the entire series and fucks me up each time i think of it

i feel like he really is the one to hold the team together in a way that everyone feels cared for and saved

def has a savior complex tho for sure

dilf but im ace

also manga superiority bc he either makes the stupidest faces or looks very nice (anime has a lot of weird animation in regards to his face) and also because its lingerie there instead of a tattoo that changes thickness and placement every second

10/10

Leone Abbacchio:

guilty pleasure liking man

i am obsessed with his vibes and wish to become him

i cannot physically express just how much i love him but hes one of my faves of all time (not obvious by my theme at all wdym)

i miss his manga palette but also the colored manga isnt my beloved but also black lipstick abba

hot take maybe but anime abba looks better than manga minus the lipstick debacle

hes so so tall and i will steal his height in a nice way

his past man his past it fucks me up

his death fucks me up normally but when i was rewatching recently, i saw he gave this tiny lil smile after helping the kids get their ball and i could not take it anymore

him and brunos relationship (canonically and out of canon too) is one of my favorites in the series

also fandom hot take as i guess i am doing those for everyone- but ppl either have him as cosntantly trying to murder giorno or being like good son and v out of character, and it is really weird? not sayign that ill do better when i write them but also like im convinced some ppl havent seen the show or smth

i will steal both him and bruno and marry them both <3

this man is beloved i love him to death

10/10

Pannacotta Fugo:

i cannot spell his first name to save my life

also fandom take- ppl make him constantly only angry boy all the time and it really irks me. ik araki did not give him 2 much to work w in terms of canon personality but its frustrating

the light novel purple haze feedback is so so so good and adds sm to his character and i really like it for that!

fugo is one of those that imo deserves a lot and didnt get that

genuinely the vibes between how he treats narancia is v interesting to me, like its clear he cares about nara but nara not doing great w math really frustrates him

i love their interactions and how he is genuinely a kind person at times

the manga colors r superior here, my strawberry boy <3

i just really love and appreciate him a lot and wish that ppl gave him more love

i keep getting assigned him on kin quizzes

very smart good boy

ALSO ok fugo did not do any wrong by leaving

unsure if thats a hot take but i genuinely dont blame the character one bit for leaving and again purple haze feedback really delves into that and why he did it

if ur a fugo fan go read it

his past is really upsetting esp in the anime i will cry over it

his stand is adorable and i wanna hug it

his vibes r fun and i wanna gift him strawberry dangly earrings

8/10

Narancia Ghirga:

this boy i am also adopting (i am adopting most of them sorry)

i really hate how ppl act as if hes stupid bc bad math skills do not equal stupid like did ppl not see the fight w formaggio??

the way he just fucking dove into the water after the boat and how brunos face went all soft and happy it will never not make me cry

he is constnatnly making me wanna cry if i think too much about him for 2 seconds i love him sm

how can anyone not adore him when he set an entire street on fire yk

hes just happy despite his past and it makes me sad i love nara sm

torture dance is one of my favorite memes from the show

ALSO ok the way he died so suddenly absolutely broke me bc the remaining team members r really just seeing everyone die in front of them so quickly

his goofy and laid back moments r my fave

i love just how loyal and caring he is to his friends

his stand is really cool and again the fight w formaggio was so fun to watch

8/10

Guido Mista:

probably my least favorite member of the team for a semi good reason:

the jokes towards trish are really really uncomfy and how fugo doesnt wanna be involved but he is pushing him to do something that makes him uncomfortable did not make me like him a lot

hes goofy but not goofy enough for me to be ok with the repeated jokes about that esp in the body swap episode (ik it was supposed to be funny but it just felt off)

his vibes r good but i wish we got to see his hair

the fandom interpretation is normally pretty good of him overall?

despite not loving him a lot, i really enjoying writing for him (one day might open up headcanon requests or smth but unsure)

hes someone id wanna watch movies w but his taste in movies and mine r very different

love how he and his stand get along

honestly has very very good comedic potential

i really like how he and giorno interact as the series goes on (in a platonic way i need to clarify that i love their friendship)

again him in purple haze feedback was really interesting

probably a 5/10?

Trish Una:

beloved and deserved better

her first outfit in the manga > outfit in the anime

actually in general i believe in manga trish superiority like her hair in the manga looks so cool

her stand her stand her stand i love sm

if u dont include trish in the group i am murdering u <3

HER CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT!!!! IS SO GOOD!!!!!!

fandom gripe is how people either pretend she does not exist or has the trish first introduction thing where shes using her defense mechanisms and acting a bit spoiled

OK but her in purple haze feedback!!! mild spoilers but how bruno was taking care of her post the ending of vento aureo makes me so happy each time i think of it

very mad that she canonically didnt really get an ending and yet again PHF my beloved actually gave her that

how spice girl starts out as a stand thats helping her thru a very stressful situation is so cool and i love it

DAD BRUNO DAD BRUNO DAD BRUNO *frothes at the mouth*

but more seriously how she leans on bruno and begins 2 trust him and nearly point blank is referring to him as a father figure always fucks me up

esp because of the resulting fight afterwards

and the very ending of the arc that ends w bruno being like bye gonna go in the clouds and look ethereal now, oh man it makes me so sad

bc giorno is the only one that knew what happened and people that were closer to bruno due to knowing him longer didnt

i wanna see how trish coped w that personally

despite being introduced not at the beginning i think her arc and character in general were as well paced as it could be!

9/10

finally done! sorry that took so long but oh man i have so many feelings towards these guys its not even funny

[moonlit-imagines]

Headcanons for being Bruce and Nat’s adopted child

Bruce Banner/Natasha Romanoff x adopted!reader

warnings:

a/n:

prompt: anonymous: “Hcs for being Natasha and Bruce’s adopter daughter?”

you were adopted after being found on a mission, you were enhanced

bruce and nat took you in to make sure no one else did

and they absolutely fell in love with you after the fact

each of them had their past, same as you, so you felt comfortable opening up to them

soon enough, you were a family

this family longed to do the whole domestic thing

“y/n, are you ready for bed?”

“uh...can i stay up for ten more minutes?”

“i suppose i could make an exception”

“thank you, nat!”

you were only wanting to stay up to visit bruce in the lab

“what are you working on?”

“oh, nothing much, just a fun little surprises for nat”

“when can you teach me how to be a scientist?”

bruce got all excited that you said that because that meant bonding time!!!

“you—you wanna be a scientist?”

“yeah! you make it look super cool”

later on that night bruce couldn’t stop thinking about that comment to the point that he literally started crying

nat was leaning in the doorframe while she quietly watched her boyfriend and new addition talk

“y/n, it’s time for bed. we’ll say goodnight in a minute”

bruce and nat geeking out over how much they loved being parents

“i really do love them so much”

“how could you not? y/n’s the sweetest kid i’ve ever met”

they made it a habit of “tucking you in”

you didn’t need to be, but it still made you feel loved

you had a lot in common with bruce since both of you had powers, sometimes they were a bit difficult to control

speaking of that, sometimes you accidentally used your powers and managed to break things

you felt very bad and it overwhelmed you more, but the two of them had a lot of experience in that arena

“im sorry, im super sorry, i cant control it, it keeps happening”

“sh, sh, sh. it’s okay, y/n. these things happen. you don’t have to feel bad about them”

“believe us, if i had to apologize for everything i’ve ever broken, i’d be talking forever”

natasha taught you self defense (of course she did)

it counted as gym class for u 😌

because bruce was tasked with homeschooling you

bruce definitely plays ocean/rain sounds at night and he definitely had you start listening to them, too

natasha was abandoned as a child and raised to be a killer, so that’s definitely not what she wants for you

she wanted to show you love and compassion, things she missed out on growing up

bruce’s father was never there for him when he was growing up, so here he was being the father he always wanted

they really did want you to have the most normal life possible

“can we go out to the movies tonight?”

“what movie?”

“jojo rabbit?”

“uh...yeah, sure, let’s go”

u kept telling nat she looked like rosie (i used this joke in my last hc lmaoo)

“well...you’re not wrong”

you made jokes that shes secretly an actress, another form of spy

all she could do was shake her head and play along

bruce is a really good cook!!!

also he sneaks u more dessert than u should have

like way too much

really though, he just has a soft spot for you

and you guys have tons of photos now

nat and bruce love savoring all the moments

A L L T H E M O M E N T S

family pictures 😌

they introduced you to the rest of the avengers

you had only met them once (on the mission you were picked up on)

they were very impressed on how far you’ve come

“if anyone could raise you right, it would be natasha and bruce” -steve

“god, kid, with those two as parents? you’ll be unstoppable” -tony

you beg them to let you go on missions with you

they are very skeptical of letting you go, but occasionally they let it slide

“i mean, we are training them to use their powers, we might as well give them an outlet to channel them?”

“i guess you’re right, i’m just worried y/n’s gonna get hurt”

“we wont let that happen, bruce”

bruce was very scared that the hulk might hurt you

but you really killed it on the battlefield

it made your parents so proud!!

you did end up seeing the hulk get released, though

so you sat next to bruce on the way home and made him feel better

you actually fell asleep on bruce

he brushed your hair around while you just looked absolutely wiped out

after a while, you started getting more comfortable with calling nat and bruce “mom and dad”

it was a slow transition, there were steps

“see you soon, pops”

bruce dropped his fork when you said that

“did y/n just call me ‘pops?’”

“that they did”

he ran into nat for a hug and spun her in the air

as for natasha:

“hey, momma nat, do we have any superglue?”

“uh, yeah, check the junk drawer”

once the coast was clear...

“did y/n just..?”

“they did!!”

sooner or later, you just referred to them as “mom and dad” which always made them light up

like seriously, when they were in a bad mood, you’d just be like “hey mom/dad?”

and they’d be like “yes, my dear?”

and you’d be like “nothing, just wanna tell you i love you”

bam, instant happy

i just wanna close this up by saying that bruce is absolutely a newspaper dad, have a nice day

taglist: @alwaysananglophile // @rorybutnotgilmore // @locke-writes // @sweetheartlisbeth // @queen-destenie // @natasha-danvers //

[cassyapper]

Apart from Jotaro and Kakyoin (unfortunately) what are your other favourite jojo ships? I’d love to know

OHHHH POST YOUVE OPENED A CAN OF FUCKING WORMS LET ME GO OFF

i have a disease that makes me invested in the joestars’ happiness to an absurd level so bc of that a lot of ships i enjoy involve,,,one joestar,,,but there r others i swear let me just start rantingi

jonaeriwagon is soooooo so so cute it involves the most wholesome and purehearted jojo characters and it makes me smile so wide. erina and jonathan r childhood sweethearts and erina helped jonathan back on his feet after he lost EVERYTHING in the first fight against dio at the mansion. jonathan and speedwagon are best FRIENDS OKAY!! SPEEDWAGON LITERALLY CHANGES HIS ENTIRE WALK OF LIFE BECAUSE OF JONATHAN AND THE KINDNESS HE SHOWED HIM. i know erina and speedwagon didn't interact a whole lot in part 1 but like they're BEST. FRIENDS. in part 2, so much so joseph thought something was going on between them. i bring this up bc then it’s proof that this ship is full of ppl who just care for each other so much. they just adore each other and love each other and I'm crying

caejoseq is my FAVVV OKAY they're so stupid and in love. i love love love love imagining caesar and suziq falling in love slowly when he’s first training as lisalisa’s student and like they never do anything about it cause they're both so shy (yes caesar is shy bc these feelings r more genuine romance rather than sexual, unlike his other flings) but it’s obvious enough they both understand to a degree the other knows they like them sjkd;dn cuties. but then JOSEPH BARGES IN with his stupid hamon-breathing mask and his stupid blue-green eyes and his stupid lax personality combined with the moments he takes thing seriously during which is works hard as fuck/smart as fuck. he just completely sweeps them off their feet they had no fuckin warning whatsoever. so after a bunch of messy and intense pining from the both of them they eventually sit down and are like okay. we should do smth about feelings actually. so they Do and it ends with the polycule and I'm (”: smiling so wide they loved each other do u understand

AVPOL!! DO NOT GET ME STARTED OKAY it’s the survivor’s guilt and cherishing and longing for me sis!!!!!! I'm just saying both have pasts (araki said avdol’s backstory was so sad he didn't wanna put it into sdc so that’s where I'm drawing this from) that leave them focused on things other than their direct happiness/their own futures but then they connect and even though they're so fucking different they are SOOO different they're still the same on this level and i think!!! that would be everything for them finally someone who understands...listen I'm ging to go insane do you hear me. avdol loves this stupid fucking Frenchman so much because said stupid fucking Frenchman just cares so much about everything. meanwhile polnareff is in love with this fuckin god of a man who’s patient and kind and funny and a skilled enough fighter it’s stated explicitly in canon “oh avdol’s the one we need to worry about most not jotaro” like fuck polnareff is ENAMOURED WITH HIM!! AND I DONT FUCKING BLAME HIM!! and just dude. when pol thinks avdol came back to life and he starts crying tears of joy and hugs him so tightly and avdol just laughs but hugs him back imfmfjfj help. help. help. help. help. POLNAREFF LITERALLY ASKS HIM OUT ON A DATE THIS IS FUCKIN!!! CANON!!! i cant do this stupid fuckign idiots i love them

JOSUYASU!!!!!! TWO GUYS BEIGN DUDES WHAT MORE COULD YOU WANT??? like listen we have such a SLEW of wholesome moments between these two the opening to the tonio episode is literally just them going on a date OKUYASU WAS GONNA FEED JOSUKE AND JOSUKE DIDNT EVEN FUCKING QUESTION IT OKAY THAT’S KINDA GAY THAT HAS ROMANTIC FUCKING UNDERTONES!! and them fighting against shigechi idk man i just love their dynamic it’s such a pleasant bro relationship and i love them. but even beyond the wholesome moments when okuyasu fucking dies josuke loses his SHIT!!! DO YOU HEAR ME HE GOES FUCKIGN INSANE!!!!! HE’S SCREAMING AND CRYING AND BEGGING OKUYASU TO WAKE UP AT THE EXPENSE OF HIS LIFE FUCKIGN HAYATO HAD TO SHRIEK AT HIM TO MOVE HIS ASS OUT OF THE WAY OF KIRA’S BOMB LIKE!! listen the recklessness and furiousness of josuke’s tactics after okuyasu “”died”” haunts me. he didn't want to live in a world without him and meanwhile okuyaus LITERALLY TRIUMPHS OVER DEATH BECAUSE HE DOESNT WANT TO LEAVE JOSUKE’S SIDE HELP ME GIRL FJKF;NDJN FUCK. fuck. so yeah i lvoe them

fugionara... any combination of this ship makes me go nuts okay okay. the dynamics in the bucci gang will forever leave me in tatters but THE ONES BETWEEN THESE THREE IN PARTICULAR. FUCK ME UP. it’s the healing it’s the animosity it’s the regret it’s the trying to figure out your own mentally ill self while also the world ur in with these ppl u love so much and I'm going crazy okay okay okay. idk how to quite put my feelings for them in worlds i just have a lot of them and they are fuckin. overhwelming. just narancia for example meant EVERYTHING to fugo as evidence by purple haze feedback (literally every other paragraph is a flashback) and the only time giorno cries in the anime is when narancia dies. meanwhile fugo saved narancia’s life and giorno knew when to take narancia seriously as opposed to a joke. and then THE WHOLE DISCUSSION ABOUT GRIEF FUGO AND GIORNO HAVE IN PURPLE HAZE FEEDBACK? listen something about these three make me go insane and feral

foolymes like okay. okay. I'm shaking like a dog trying not to go overboard on this justification just listen to me. hermes and jolyne first find someone to trust in prison in each other. jolyne cares abt her enough that she first learns how to use stone free’s string-on-a-telephone ability bc she wanted to watch over hermes. hermes loves nd respects jolyne that after she wakes up from getting a stand shes like “hm. wonder where jolyne is” and goes to find her before all that bullshit happened just hey okay LISTEN TO ME!! and then they get foo they save her it’s just like fucking kakyoin they give her another chance and they show her what relationships are supposed to be like (fulfilling) they enjoy her company and make her laugh and she makes them laugh in return ohmy god EVERYTHING FOO FIGHTERS DID WAS FOR JOLYNE AND HERMES DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME!!! the marilyn mansion debt collector arc. the kiss of love and revenge arc. foo fighter’s death. I'm going to eat rocks in an attempt to stop feeling oh my god JOLYNE DIDNT EVEN BELEIVE FOO FIGHTERS WAS DYING AND THEN SHE GOT HYSTERICAL LIKE “BUT WE CAN JUST REMAKE YOU RIGHT WE HAVE YOUR STAND DISC??” SHE DOESNT WANT HER TO GOOO HELP ME HELP ME. I'm in tatters these three girls loved each other so fucking much they just wanted each other safe and they DESERVED to be safe and happy together but araki is fucking evil

jotaweather I KNOW THIS IS A CRACK SHIP I KNOW I KNOW I KNOW DONT FUCKIGN LOOK AT ME JUST HEAR ME OUT. jotaro and weather r both of similar demeanor that is quiet soft-speaking intimidating strong big aura of sadness coming from them. both have powerful stands and both had real fucked up luck in the love department. i also hc both to be autistic so that’d be another similarity. i jus think them settling down together after everything went down in a stone ocean au would be very soft and sweet yknow? they wouldn't even necessarily start it off in a romantic sense but they just take the time to try and heal with each other and eventually it just kinda veers that way. yeah

gyjo for OBVIOUS reasons like are you serious? gyro changed johnny’s fucking lfie from the SECOND they first interact johnny begins to push himself and tries to reach further/go further. and in turn johnny shows gyro you cant always be a wet blanket you need to take a stand this both helps his resolve to save the kid AND helps him to take the measures necessary to get to his goal. like gyro would not have been able to find johnny in the “who shot johnny joestar?” arc if he hadn't gone through, say, the ring roadagain arc with johnny first. listen man their relationship is literally the catalyst for this whole part it’s the driving force i just. they love each other they love each other thank you goodnight I'm emo

yasugap is just so so so so sweet it makes me so happy,,like okay josuk8 literally has a daydream where all that happens is he gives yasuho some candy and she eats it and is like “aw josuke this is so good thanks!” and she smiles at him and that’s IT THAT’S THE DAYDREAM 😭 listen they just love each other so much and i am emo. they literally SAVED EACH OTHER OKAY LIKE yasuho pulls him from the dirt and like she mentioned during the flashback chapter with the hairpin and her dad, it was also the other way around....saving josuke also saved herself and just LISTEN TO ME. THEY LOVE EACH OTHER. it’s a very sweet and healthy relationship and i hope to god araki makes it canon please sir ill bite you

anyway yeah these are the main main ones ? that i ship ship. like you'll get me excited if u mention them. anyway this post has gone on long enough so I'm gonna end it here by saying i really do have a thing where the relationship focuses on healing/helping one or both parties to save/improve themselves

[tarantulas4davey]

some more thots:

once race and al were watching a horror movie with a group of friends and race was scared out of his mind so al used his *epic gamer senses* and told race what tactics they use to make the scene feel scarier than it is and predicting the jump scares so he starts to relax a little. now theres a photo on twitter of race practically shaking hiding in albert while al is pointing at the screen and explaining how they changed the lighting to convey a sense of unease

al has a lip scar because he got in a fist fight with someone (al won but thats irrelevant) and his fans s w o o n e d when they saw it

in retaliation for race posting a video of him playing the keyboard, al posts one of race singing and everyone loses their minds

once when playing among us they were imposters together and they won before a body even got reported

then the round after that race vented in front of someone and got ejected before anyone was killed

athletic al hcs would be much appreciated please

also would you like my hcs for them playing multiplayer games together? i was left alone with my thots and now i have Too Many

anon has done it again THESE ARE SO GOOD

ok so,,,, everyone prepare for chandler struggling to explain her thoughts

-y e s 👏 so yk how one person will sit on the couch or something with their legs spread and someone else will sit between their legs and lean on them? al’s sitting on the floor against the couch, race is leaning back on him while al whispers to him about all the horror movie tricks. katherine, aka the one in their group with any sense of adorable romance, was the one to take and post the picture. she later posted a second picture of them STILL sitting like that, rambling about the avengers half asleep like 4 hours later because the movie ended but they were comfortable and race had finally stopped shaking.

- he’s got in plenty of fistfights (his entire friend group was loud gay theater kids and the delanceys exist, enough said) but barely any of them a c t u a l l y left any scars. the one he DOES have on his lip is on the right side of his face and literally runs across both of his lips. the story is, basically, some asshat said something to race al didn’t like, said asshat had a bottle in his hand he decided to smash, and the smashing of the bottle sent glass shards flying everyone and one of them caught al. albert then proceeded to kick the bottle of the guys hand and punch him in the face. (good job al <3) someone asked him in chat while he was streaming slight tipsy (read: drunk) and he did a very dramatic retelling of the story while race cackled in the background. and yes, everyone swooned. (suckers for a knight in shining armor AND for boys with scars, all of them)

- he does, particularly a video of race in the kitchen singing in italian while he cooks. he doesn’t even really know what songs he’s singing, just that it’s what his mom did what he was really little and it makes al melt EVERY TIME so he posted it and all the fans lost their damn minds

- yes, because they muted their mics on discord and albert told race exactly what to do. they’re always partners anyway, so the tactic was basically just double kill til the game ends. the strategy was flawless and everyone is scared of them when they both get imposter cause they’ve never lost a game that way

-and then race gets imposter next round, but with jack, and promptly vents in front of jojo cause he has no idea what he’s doing

- yessss i can talk about this all day. so albert did elite competitive gymnastics from age 4-15, roughly, and the only reason he stopped was because of a knee injury because of a bad landing during competition. he played hockey for all of middle school and high school, except sophomore year when he was dealing with that pesky gymnastics injury, and was team captain his senior year. now he plays rec hockey (kinda? he’s on the ice a couple times a week but he doesn’t always get to actually play) and does kickboxing, but also is just a crossfit guy and is at some sort of gym almost daily. (sidenote, sometimes he’ll streaming after kickboxing and still look slightly bruised and banged up, and everyone - including race - finds it like,,,,, unreasonably attractive.

- please please please please p l e a s e i love these so much

did i just ramble for way too long again? you betcha ✨ thank you for sitting through it anyway <3

[jotaros-left-nut]

You apologising to the guys

Jonathan:

You promised you will be there by his side cheering him on, as he took down man after man with only his fists, but when the night came you were nowhere to be seen, He took many hits why you was looking for you in a crowd but you never showed up and you didn’t call to let him know you weren’t coming

The next day you hopped on the Horse carriage and headed straight to Jonathan’s house, you felt so guilty for not showing up but your parents forced you to go to some family friends wedding making it impossible for you to quickly sneak off to make a phone call, you got to the front door and rang the door bell, a servant opened the door, before he could say something to you, you sped past him and all the way to Jonathan’s room, he was sitting at his table in his room, you ran towards him and wrapped you arms around his large shoulders, “I’m so sorry Jonathan I didn’t mean to miss your match yesterday, they forced me to go to a stupid wedding” you barely breathed as you spoke your truth

He laughed at you actions, “Its okay y/n, I knew you would have a good reason why you couldn’t be there” he reassured you, “You let go of him, you're not mad?” He smiled at you “Of course not”

Joseph:

You was helping your boyfriend with his comic collection in his bedroom, you two were moving his collection from his old smaller shelf to a much bigger one, you spend hours sorting them into alphabetical order, and was finished placing everything to where they needed to go

You were exhausted and wanted to stretch your limbs, so you did but you accidentally leaned on the new shelve, all of the contents of the shelf fell to the floor, you turned to you boyfriend who looked at you with so much fury in his eyes, Grt out, you tried, ignored him and tried to apologise but he just, Picked you up and put you to your feet on the other side of the door,

You banged the door to let you back in, but he held the handle so you couldn’t get in, so you sat at the living room and pondered for a while he’s never usually this mad at you, Smokey walks into the room, wondering if your alright, I’m okay you tell him but anyone can see that your upset, so he Asked you what it is to do with the giant across the hall. You nod your head yes

You explain to him what happened and he tells you that jojo will be okay, he just needs some time to calm down, you thank the young boy and take his advice but Joseph refuses to talk to you and it’s been more than a week, you even tried putting on something sexy and surprising him but it didn’t help

You felt helpless until you finally thought of a plan, there was this new addition Spider-Man comic that Joseph hasn’t got yet, you saw it when you were going home from the trip to Italy, you called speedwagon and asked him if he could pay for it and send it to the house, he agreed you waited for about two days until the post, finally it came and in the meantime you bought some wrapping paper and a little bow.

You sneaked into your boyfriends room, who was now sleeping and gently put the comic on his chest, you were careful not to wake him as you closed the door

The next morning you woke up to your boyfriend yanking you out of your bed and excitingly pulling you into a bare hug “You didn’t, your the best girlfriend In the world” he exclaimed he gave you a wet kiss on your cheek, “I knew I chose the right woman”

Jotaro:

You where at the bar with jotaro, polnareff, Joseph and kakyoin, you offered to get the beer, as you were returning to the table with a pitcher beer, you tripped on the carpet that was sticking up and accidentally poured the whole pitcher on the one person you wished you didn’t

You stood up and cringed at the awkward silence, “YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!” you heard the man in all black say before getting up, he looked at you like he wanted to rip your head off with his bare hands, you have never felt so small before now, “Aren’t you gonna say anything” he ssked whilst towering over with a face full of anger, “I..i..im….Ssoorrrry, he stared you down, before leaving the bar

A couple hours later, it was late you knocked on Jotaro’s room door, Kakyoin answered it, he gave you a welcoming smile, you smiled back at him and braced yourself for what’s gonna happen next, you saw him lying on his bed in his tank top, he sat up when he saw you, “What the hell do you want?” He shot at you “I bought you some food” you replied back to him putting the food next to him on his bed “And I’ll pay for your clothes to be washed and dried” The room went quiet which you was kinda dreading, “Thanks for the food, and worry about it, Y/n my clothes are already drying as we speak” he opened the bag of food and patted the area of his bed next to him

Josuke:

You were out with your friends at a funfair, and josuke decided to Tag along because his friends were busy, you loved your boyfriend to bits but sometimes, you just needed some time away from him, everything was going well until someone mentioned his hair being out of date and of course he retaliated, you sighed as you watched your boyfriend beat up some random guy in front of a large crowd of people

You was boiling hot from the sun beating down on you all day, your boyfriend finally returned with now bruised fists and now everyone was staring at your group of friends who was now being being kicked out of the event which was embarrassing, you were now not only hot but now annoyed, you sighed and began walking home after saying by to you friends, Josuke made a comment saying how much he was looking forward to going on the rides, You snapped at him “WE WOULDN'T OF GOT KICKED OUT IF YOU WOULD'VE JUST LET THAT COMMENT GO ITS, JUST HAIR JOSUKE” you throat hurt from all that shouting You didn’t even care when your boyfriend began walking the other way, we went home and went to sleep

The next day you regretted everything you said that night, you couldn’t believe you screamed at him especially when you know about his past, this is the second time you’ve called his house phone, his mother answered the phone, which was strange, Josuke always answered, you asked to speak to him but he refused and at school you confronted him and tried to tell him how sorry you were but he wouldn’t say anything to you, how could you make the best boyfriend on the whole world hate you?

You refused to go to school for nearly a week now, you didn’t care about the phone calls in school and the meetings with your parents, the only thing you thought about is him and him only, Your head was hurting and your eyes were puffy because you been crying nonstop and your nose was stuffy

You heard a knock at your door, you ignored it, there was another knock, “Go away mom I’m not going to school” you screamed to the person at the other side of the door, “Good thing I’m not your mom” your head shot up from the pillow, Josuke, “I am sooo sorry, I didn’t mean to say all of these horrible stuff, I love you, tears started to falling more rapidly down your cheeks, he kneeled In front of you, “It breaks my heart to see you like this” All of a sudden your head stopped hurting and your eyes weren't puffy and your nose was now fine, “I came to check on you, it isn’t like you to bunk school” he pulled your body toward him and wrapped your legs around his waist, he lifted you up,”I’m sorry I messed up your day, I know how much you don’t like when I fight” he kissed you on the lips and you returned the kiss “I love u” You told him, “I love you too”

Giorno:

You and giorno was chilling together, he went to buy an ice cream for him and you, he opened his wallet, you noticed there was a picture of a ripped blond haired guy, i'm you read the name dio, he passed the ice cream to you, you took it and thanked him, “Who’s that hottie? In your wallet?” You asked your boyfriend giorno as you took a lick to the soft cream that was resting on the cone” Do you think he’s seriously hot?” He stopped and asked you, “Yeah, he’s totally my type, tall, blond with huge muscles“ you took another lick of the ice cream,“Gross, He’s my dad” he replied walking on leaving you behind, of course you knew that, that's his father they look identical, you were just teasing him to get his reaction

“Giorno wait up” you ran up to him, from behind and swing your arms around his small frame, “Are you mad at me?” you asked, and snaked if your head was around and rested your head on his shoulder, “I’m not mad” he breathed out. “I’m sorry”

[jjadegreen]

ITS SPOOKY SEASON BABY !!!

And that means making spooky aus for no reason other than fun<3

In summary- jjba part 1-6 but there’s no stands/Hamon and they all exist at the same time AND everyone is a spooky monster!!! I included as many characters as I could but it’s quite easy to run out of creatures, so bear with me on a few of them. Also the joestar bloodline is just gonna all be George Joestars kids because I said so!

Also, this is all really dumb but it’s just for fun so it’s ok💕

*minor TW for mentions of death!!! Nothing graphic but I’d rather be safe

Jonathan: Frankenstein

Not exactly like the traditional Frankenstein’s monster but whatever!!

Used to be a regular kid until he died in his 20s along with Erina :(

His father, who is still alive here, doctors the hell out of his dead son and boom. Franken-son.

Most body parts are his but he lost some in his death... so like, one of his legs is just some random guys.

He is still very Jonathan... a sweet boy... beloved.

He loves flowers and plants and such!

Married to Erina!!!

Joseph: werewolf

Tbh I just feel like werewolves give off himbo energy

Ran into some spooky woods next to the Joestar mansion as a kid and came home with a wolf bite and a cool new form

The exact same as regular Joseph but with more dog attributes

Our boy will chew on a bone if he finds one. He will chase tennis balls like his life depends on it.

Him and Caesar are rivals but the kind of rivals who fight on the weekdays and watch shitty romcoms together on weekends

Jotaro: merman

Ocean man....... take me by the hand...... lead me to the land.......

Ok but in all seriousness. You know why Jotaro is a merman. Silly little ocean man.

Edgy bastard but he will go entirely soft if you bring out a sea creature

I have 0 idea how he became this. He probably pissed off an ocean witch or something and she made him a merman

H20: just add water type transformation. If he touches water, BOOM now he has a tail

He does not let that stop him

Kakyoin is his best buddy!! He also hangs out w/ Polneraff and Avdol

Jolyne: witch

Jolyne is just a lesbian witch. Is that too much to want

Idk anything about witches so I dunno!!! Maybe she just like. Decided to be a witch. I think there are real witches and I don’t want to disrespect anyone

Although she is the Halloween-y, pointy hat, black robe witch. She makes potions and stuff.

She has diverted her potion experience into cooking

She makes THE BEST fucking pastries

Josuke: werewolf (like father like son)

Even tho Joseph is not his dad here they give off similar energies

Joseph bit him while they were arguing and boom boom werewolf

In a band!!! With oku, koichi and yukako!!

Rohan is their manager

Best friends with Okuyasu and Koichi

He will cry if he doesn’t eat for 4 hours

Giorno: vampire

Vampire for obvious reasons

He’s technically everyone’s nephew because he’s DIOs son (who is biologically a joestar here)

He’s not in the mafia! He just hangs out with the bucci gang!

Despite having the ability to make it seem like he knows what’s going on, he never does

Never

Pudding cups are banned from the mansion because he will devour them in just a few seconds

Vegan, but will never pass up drinking the blood from someone he hates

You guys know I’d never stop at just the jojos

Erina: Frankensteins bride!

Died with Jonathan and was brought back the same way as him

Baker!!!

Very close with Speedwagon

Speedwagon: former ghost hunter

Our man was a ghost hunter until actually meeting a ghost (probably Reimi) and deciding that maybe he could just be a normal man instead

He lives with the joestars because he’s really close with Jonathan and Erina

He and Will were a ghost/vampire hunting duo

Will Zeppeli: former vampire hunter (who is now a vampire lol)

Once Speedwagon decided to just be friends with all the monsters he followed

Caesar: vampire

Don’t ask why caesar is a vampire even though that’s DIOs thing. Caesar gives off vampire energy.

He acts like he hates Joseph but believe me they are in love

Him and Suzie Q are the most powerful friendship you could imagine

Suzie Q: fairy!

Just a little fairy girl! That is it!

Badass bitch. Probably uses her tiny size to steal from everyone

Smokey: literally a normal dude

Caesar was going to suck his blood but decided that Smokey was too nice for that date

The joestars of course got attached to him immediately

Kakyoin: Tree Nymph

TREE MAN!!! TREE MAN!!!

His hair noodle is a branch that grows a cherry

Iggy: Cerberus type dog

Jotaros pet dog!!!

Absolute bastard

Avdol: Phoenix

Fire bird. Self explanatory.

Polnareff: centaur

Yes he still has the stupid hair. Would he be polnareff without it?

Avdol simp

Koichi: shapeshifter

He’s a shapeshifter because I said so even tho it makes no sense!!!

He does so many favours for everyone

In a band w/ oku, Josuke + yukako

Okuyasu: zombie

Why a zombie? Because Okuyasu has no brain

He’s a simple man. You put food in front of him and he eats it on sight

In a band w/ koichi, Josuke + yukako

Yukako: siren

I just feel like a long haired pretty woman gives off siren vibes

In a band!!! You have heard it three times you know the drill

Rohan: can transform into a dragon??? I guess???

I’m gonna be honest I’m just running out of ideas

Band manager

Tonio: can transform into a caladrius

@c-c-cherry told me this is some kinda healing bird??? I’m choosing to trust her don’t betray me Cherry

Reimi: ghost, obviously

No notes needed you get it. She’s a ghost

Mista: gargoyle

Stinky man!!! Stinky stone man!!! Never showers because he’s a stone man!!!

Bruno: angel<3

He’s already a perfect angel in the show why would I need to change that!!

Bruabba is canon He is married to Abbacchio

Abbacchio: demon

Goth demon man to contrast Bruno’s infinite light

He is married to Bruno because bruabba is real

Narancia: ghost

I’m literally just imagining narancia pulling so many stupid pranks as a ghost which is the whole reason I chose this for him

Fugo: reaper

Imagine like. Edgy son of the grim reaper who doesn’t want to be a reaper so he runs off and becomes friends with a wacky group of creatures. That’s fugo baby!

Trish: imp

Im almost out of ideas

Probably half human? Diavolo would definitely be an imp as well

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This was very bad but fun

Thank u Cherry for being my emotional support while I tried to come up with so many different monsters

Also yes!! Some of them aren’t exactly monsters but I am just a little creature who doesn’t want to spent a week looking for the perfect monsters for every character

Love you all mwah mwah

[dolokhoded]

Romeo? I don't know if you did headcanons for Romeo yet

Y'ALL KNOW I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS ONE-

so i rlly wanted to write canon era because i literally only write modern romeo but,,,, i just kinda slipped into modern au again because im like that and i just started a chapter of hannah's sooo,,

reading this u can just tell i have never projected on romeo in my life ever.

342VERSE (MODERN ERA) ROMEO

so!!!!!!!!!!

romeo grew up in an orphanage

along with specs, race, jack and crutchie

it was a pretty terrible time

to make it clear, this orphanage is the modern equivalent of the refuge

of course it's not as intense, kids don't lose toes to frostbite and starve to death because this is, like, 21st century standards of awful but it was still pretty fucking bad

so, despite that, our boy romeo comes out,,,,, pretty okay

of course, he has his problems, they all do, but compared to the other boys still having major issues just from that time at the orphanage and thinking they deserve nothing and no one

im about to do that thing where i go full on depression at the start and then im just like SO UH ROMEO LIKES CATS again

he's pretty well.

of course that causes more issues because he's constantly feeling like he's not as important as his friends who are struggling

hell, race was literally thrown out of the orphanage to the streets,,

(i'll go into race in the 342verse later)

but his friends are always there to make sure he knows he's loved and important so

he's doing his best GO ROMEO

anyways depression let's change the topic

romeo was absolutely that bitch in high school

he was in the drama club, he was the first kid on their grade who was openly queer (he's pan), he was just very loud and extroverted and he fell in love with ten different people every day

eventually, of course, he landed on specs, his long time crush and one of his best friends (that was junior year of high school)

romeo and specs basically found the person they were going to spend the rest of their lives in high school and they love to flex it

(because some OTHER PEOPLE not naming names just,,, just don't wanna get their shit together)

(i say this as if i'm not the one writing them)

so anyways. romeo graduates high school.

he studies The Dramatic Arts™

he's a musical kid but shakespeare also has a really special place in his heart

prefers classics to contemporary theatre

but also likes contemporary because (quoting) "it can be gay."

romeo shares an apartment with race!!!!!! it's a jolly good time

this is kind of important to hannah's coffee corner, but romeo has a,, really big problem of feeling left out from anything, mostly because of their days in the orphanage

crutchie was younger than him, but he was still the most naive and innocent, so often when snyder would hurt one of them or whenever there was a problem, the others tried to kind of keep him in the dark, just to protect him

so he always felt like everyone just saw him as a stupid kid who wouldn't understand

and whenever he can tell that something is going on and people just won't tell him he kinda,,,,, breaks down

uH ANYWAYS ROMEO LIKES CATS

when specs moves in they get two

race always wanted one and got pissed when like the second he moved out romeo got a cat but romeo was like

",,,,,,,race you're allergic to cat fur"

that doesn't stop race from coming over literally just to see the cats

romeo is an excellent cook

he'd often have to cook for himself in the orphanage, the kitchen staff literally wasn't even there 90% of the time so he and race would sneak into the kitchen at age 11 and cook for themselves

everyone was relieved race and romeo had gotten the hang of cooking because jack kelly?

,,,,,,,,,,not a good cook.

he loves his friends a lot

he loves love a lot

he loves everything a lot, that boy has the biggest heart and he wears it on his sleeve

cares so much

race broke down over a piece of choreography? he'll drop everything and make him a cup of cocoa and they'll sit on the couch and watch all his favorite movies

specs has been studying a lot and feels isolated? he'll be over and stay with him until he's done no matter how long it takes just so he doesn't feel alone

jojo refuses to play mario kart with tommy boy? shame on him, why must he hate fun. pass him the controller

moral of the story romeo is the best

and he deserves the world

and he wears funny socks