#my little bbh-l

[soobadnoonecanstopher]

Today is my baby’s birthday he is turning 10!!!!! We will have a small party at home with just us and he told me his theme will be Pork. As in the meat. 😂😂😂 okay Pork Party is it.

[gooperts-gunk]

i saw someone on twitter writing qsmp names in korean and im trying so hard not to be bothered i know they have good intentions but it was just so wrong in parts so instead here's how qsmp names would be written in korean BY THE SOUND not how they're written. note that i am not korean nor on the korean side of qsmptwt but as a casual kpoppie it's a rite of passage to learn hangul and try to learn korean at one point therefore though i am not a trusted source i do know the basics of the phonetics LUL

alphabetical order & categorized!

get ready for me to infodump on mouth sounds

update from the morning after this post: fixed/optimized some!!!

english speaking creators:

badboyhalo: 밷보이헤이로 (baed-bo-i-he-i-ro/lo) i infer it'd be easier to just call him 헤이로 out of every part of him name please let's halo-truth bbh. the 헤이 slurs into the "hey/hei" sound, very little accentuation on the just one part, it works as one!!

dantdm: 단티디엠 or 댄티디엠 (dan-ti-di-em, daen-ti-di-em) i've heard both pronunciations for the name dan, it's a matter of preference here! EDIT: also possibly 댼 instead which is also daen but like, not really? but also they're really similar? and i don't know how to hear the difference but there is one and nevermind don't worry about it man

fit: 피트 (pi-teu) directly would be 핕 but that's just a tricky one it's bound to have a soft ㅡ sound following

foolish: 푸리쓰 or 푸리쌰? (pu-ri/li-sseu, pu-ri/li-ssya) THIS ONE IS TRICKY if it does go 쌰 it's be a soft one, but more likely 쓰 EDIT: IS IT 풀리쎠 (peul-ri-ssyeo) ?!?!?!? IM STILL ON THIS FOOLISH IS SO TOUGH TO PUT INTO HANGUL IM NOT GONNA BE OVER IT

ironmouse: 아이욘마우스 or 아이룐마우스 (a-i-yon-ma-u-seu, a-i-ryon/lyon-ma-u-seu) this one feels tit for tat, same same, just a minor difference in accentuating the r in iron or not! EDIT: could also be 아이런 (a-i-reon) or 아이론 (a-i-ron) !!!

jaiden: 제이든 (je-i-deun) no notes very easy and straightforward one

lenay: 르네이 (reu/leu-ne-i) same with jaiden's!

nihachu / niki: 니하추 or 니아추, 니키 (ni-ha-chu, ni-a-chu, ni-ki) another same same thing with ni-HA or ni-A, just depends on accentuation or not! the 추 may possibly be said as 츄 instead, but im unsure of which

philza: 피르쟈, 피르 (pi-reu/leu-jya, pi-reu/leu) no notes, straightforward! as you will come to notice, f's usually translate to ㅍ's, and z's usually translate to ㅈ's!

quackity: 콰키티 (kua/kwa-ki-ti) no notes! i heard like months back that quackity's korean fandom endearingly calls him 키티 i think?? fun fact i remembered :)

slimecicle / charlie: 스라임씨컬, 챨이 (seu-ra/la-im-ssi-keol/keor, chyal/chyar-i) wow okay so how do you write charlie in korean because i KNOW there's no way it's 챠르리 (chya-reu-ri) my tongue is tripping over the 르리, it has to be 챨이, or 챠리, or 챨리 right??? okay the more i think the more 챨리 (chyal-li) sounds right ok everyone go home i think it's 챨리 LUL

tinakitten / tina: 티나키던, 티나 (ti-na-ki-deon, ti-na) no notes! straightforward!

tubbo: 터뽀 (teo-bbo) no notes! but also i feel like there's other ways to write it that im just not convinced are correct LUL

wilbur soot: 윌버 쑽 (wil/wir-beo ssut) no notes!

spanish speaking creators:

carre: 카레 (ka-re) no notes!

elmariana: 에르마리아나 or 엘마리아나 (e-reu/leu-ma-ri/li-a-na, el-ma-ri-a-na) the reason why i included 에르 alongside 엘 is because it ends up sounding like "ed", the L/R sound in korean is in that same range and when said fast or cut abruptly like 엘, it sounds like a D, if not for context :) so 엘 COULD work! but it'd be hard to recognize it as an L/R sound without some extra space made for the sound. this is also relevant for elquackity!

german: 헤르만 or 헬만 (he-reu/leu-man, her/hel-man) same thing as last note applies here! it'd sound like HED-man more than HER-man but, still, could work!

luzu, arin: 루쥬 or 루주, 아린 (ru/lu-jyu, ru/lu-ju, a-rin/lin) no notes! i see luzu more said with the 쥬 sound instinctively but it's one of those either or i think EDIT: if it were the spain pronunciation i think it'd be 루튜 (lu-tyu) or 루뜌 (lu-ddyu) ??? the thhh sound doesn't exist in korean but this is the closest it gets i think

maximus, maxo: 맠수머스, 맠서 (mak-su-meo-seu, mak-seo) okay at this point my brain is mush and im sure there's a better way to write this but it's a tricky one. the 맠 could also be 막 (mag) but im unsure where in the mouth the difference is between 맠 and 막, because hangul is very mouth oriented, it's allll about tongue placement, and i am SO not on that X_X EDIT: i change my mind it's 막 for maximus but 맠서 is fine i think idk how to explain is just is. also alternate pronunciationfor maximus: 막씨머스 (mag-ssi-meo-seu)

missa sinfonia: 미싸 씬퍼냐 (mi-ssa ssin-peo-nya) yeah that seems about right (my brain is melting everything is hangul) no notes! EDIT: ok but IS it possibly 미사 (mi-sa)??? im doubting myself here

polispol, pol: 폴에쓰폴, 폴 (pol-e-sseu-pol, pol) no notes!

rivers: 리버스 (ri/li-beo-seu) no notes!

roier: 로이예 or 로이옐 (ro/lo-i-ye, ro/lo-i-yer/yel) this is one of those scenarios where an abrupt L/R sound works just fine! don't know how to explain it! but it just works!

rubius: 루비어스 (ru-bi-eo-seu) no notes!

spreen: 스프린 (seu-peu-rin) no notes!

vegetta: 베헷따 (be-het-dda) okay i don't know how to explain but tonalities of how you say vegetta in spanish make me think 베 and that the tta would be equal to the sharpness of 따 stick with me here i've been doing hangul names for so long now i can't see the end of the horizon EDIT: for some reason im changing my mind it might be 페헷따 (pe-het-dda)

willyrex, willy: 위리렉스, 위리 (wi-ri-reg-seu, wi-ri) okay again idk how to explain but the reason why ㄱ and not ㅋ is because it just feels like it instinctively, like that's a deep ㄱ abrubt stop, not a high ㅋ abrupt stop. im losing my marbles

portuguese speaking creators:

bagi: 바지 (ba-ji) no notes!

cellbit: 셀비트 (sel-bi-teu) guys this is getting hard. yes it's somehow sel and not se-leu. yes it's bi-teu and somehow not bit. if it were bit it'd be missing the aftermath TCH sound and i think it sounds good with it. the sel has space to breathe and isn't abrupt. stay with me. we're almost done EDIT: fellow hangul enjoyer anon in ask box said 셀빛 (sel-bich/bit) or 셀비츠 (sel-bi-cheu) if with the accent, i like these, ur getting put on the fridge with the best magnets. 빛 is a fun one because it sounds pretty much the same to 빝 or 빗, all end in the same stop of the tongue going to the roof of the mouth, but 빛 in particular means "light" and i think that's nice :)

felps: 펠릅스 (pel-reub-seu) holy moly i didn't expect this to be a tongue twister but i think i nailed it

mike: 마이크 or 마이키 (ma-i-keu, ma-i-ki) i've heard mike being called mikey so i included it for fun because there's been so much hardship. so so much. we're in this together.

pac: 팩 or 패크 (paeg, pae-keu) paeg and not paek because it's just a more throat based sound to say pac idk man. pae-keu is a hypothetical im losing it man i don't know anything anymore EDIT: okay i change my mind it's definitely 패크 over 팩 im so loopy from hyperfocus overload man EDIT EDIT: i can also see 팍 (pak) being used though that isn't how it sounds for us, i can see someone saying it that way in korean if they were to read it before hearing it and then go from there

french speaking creators:

antoine daniel: 안투완 단옐 (an-tu-wan dan-yel) in french the a's are long so 단 over 댄 is a guaranteed. the yel could be accentuated more but you get the point by now

aypierre: when french accent, 아이피에히, when english accent, 에이피에어 (a-i-pi-e-hi, e-i-pi-e-eo) (thank u anon for contributing 피에어 that makes much more sense)

baghera jones: one way is 바게라 전스 the other is 바길라 전스 (ba-ge-ra jeon-seu, ba-gil/gir-ra jeon-seu) a baGERa or bagEARa dilemma.....

etoiles: 에투왈 (e-tu-wal/war) no notes!

kameto: 카메토 (ka-me-to) no notes!

THERE!!!! IT'S DONE!!!! this was hard but i feel like i got most right. and when im wrong let's just say this was just hangul practice and not serious right guys, just practice round, right??? we don't take me so serious, right??? just stick fight with totem??? if you know korean especially the phonetics better than me which is NOT a high bar at all, you can step over that bar EASY, tell me a better way to write these thank u! smile :)

bonus round coming at you live from the morning after!!! some others that i thought "yeah let's include you"

im gonna be working on this on and off all day i think so don't be scared if someone isn't here chances are brain is doing something else but will add it later :)

cucurucho: 쿠쿠루쵸 (ku-ku-ru/lu-chyo) no notes!

walter bob: 월터 법 (weol/weor-teo beob) could also be 봅 (bob)

chayanne: 챠얀 (chya-yan) or 차얀 (cha-yan) no notes!

tallulah: 타룰라 (ta-lul-la) no notes!

ramon: 라몬 (ra-mon) or if you're pac you say 하몬 (ha-mon) heehee :)

dapper: 답퍼 (dab-peo) or possibly 답뻐 (dab-bbeo) but im not so sure about that one

leo / leonardo / leonarda: if you speak english it's 리오 (li-o) if you speak spanish it's 레오 (le-o), then add on 날도 (nar/nal-do) or 날다 (nar/nal-da) :)

richarlyson / richas: 리찰리손, 리차스 (ri-chal/char-li-son, ri-cha-seu) no notes!

pomme: 펌 (peom) or 폼 (pom) both work here!

trump: 트람프 or 트럼프, to make it trumpet change the 프 to 펫 (pet/ped)

tilin: 티린 (ti-lin/rin) no notes!

juanaflippa: 환나프리파 (hwan/huan-na-peu-li-pa)

bobby: 법비 (beob-bi) or 봅비 (bob-bi) both work here!

empanada: 엠파나다 (em-pa-na-da) no notes!

pepito: 페피토 (pe-pi-to) no notes!

sunny(sideup): 선니사읻엎 (seon-ni-sa-id-eop) this one works nicely because the 읻 bleeds into the 엎 and sounds like it's one full iddeop :) this one is an ending in ㅍ not ㅂ moment but i don't know how to explain why

[hushberry]

I kept seeing your post about 4ever and honestly I feel the same way now, especially after reading your post.

Forever is always trying his best to please and help everyone, he literally has the world on his shoulders at times. I really think that he needs someone who would be incredibly willing to be by his side in every decision he makes.

It’s why I like his friendship with Tina so much, because Tina will stand by him even if he’s doing what would be considered wrong. He needs that unwavering loyalty and I don’t think Bad could give that to him. Their relationship would just be a cycle of disagreements that they wouldn’t be able to ignore and then making up/forgetting. It’s like a high way ride to divorce city.

yes! forever craves reciprocated loyalty and trust, which are two things bbh is directly averse to. he doesn't trust anyone even after all this time on the island, and is only loyal to a blue guy who's stuck at a gas station last i checked. he keeps everyone in "potential threat" territory and plays little games of power-display to remind them that he is dangerous.

my man forever arrived on quesadilla island and just kept taking huge painful L's back to back, often directly caused by his own choices. he's a plot punching bag with no one around to take punches for him every now and again, no one around to tell him he doesn't have to be so self-sacrificial all the time.

all that said, if the two cc's themselves are pushing a 4halo narrative, that's their prerogative. but i don't have to be hyped about it.

[chiiimchar]

had a dream someone here on tumblr made a post that was like "Hey this message is for the t/erfs in which i apologize for being trans here [hyperlink]" and i clicked it and it was this. 7 minutes long my little pony video titled "bad boy halo | c l o u d" that started as a ytp of bbh and continued to be like?? a well animated shipping video of twilight and starlight glimmer?? and it ended with rarity walking in (who apparently had amnesia and didnt even know who starlight glimmer was) and everyone froze bc nobody wanted to explain what was going on but applejack (obviously) was the one to tell her??????? and?? then twilight approached her and said (and i remember this crystal fucking clear) "estoy enamorada de starlight glimmer (im in love with starlight glimmer)" and THEN she walked off presumably to kiss her but i got woken up and i swear to god i couldn't make this shit up if i tried.

[sooibian]

Pitch Perfect

(Baekhyun - Fluff)

"YeeeAAAAaaaaHHHHh yeeaAAAAAaaahhhhHH YEEEAAAHHHHHH", you merrily screeched along to Baekhyun's high note in Jopping. The brand new in-ear earphones, a birthday gift - courtesy your cutesy boyfriend, tricked you into believing that you somehow actually sounded good.

Unbeknownst to you, Baekhyun had been observing your antics with absolute delight for quite some time now. The lousy dancing and the terrible singing while you had a mud pack on - your de-stress routine. Only, you were not supposed to have audience.

He stealthily crept up on you and grabbed you by the waist making you gasp loudly.

He pulled the earphones out of your ears and teased, "That was nothing like the sounds you were making a while ago"

"Yahhhhhhh, you were not supposed to see any of that!", you whined.

It was an unspoken, and up until now an unbroken, rule for you - to never let your vocal legend of a boyfriend hear you sing.

"That bad?", you asked sheepishly.

"No, no! It was very.... Soprano!", he chuckled.

You shot him an angry glare which quickly melted into a sad smile, "Tell me, honestly"

"Let's just say", he paused as you watched his expressions anxiously, "you wouldn't pass an SM audition with whatever that was"

You frowned, "Then teach me"

***

Baekhyun met your string of flat notes, monotonous sounds and jarring noises with violent head shakes, wide eyes, pouts and a lot of huffing and puffing.

Until you decided that you were done for the day.

"There's no hope for me", you sighed as your head found the comfort of his lap.

"There is hope, yeobo", he said stroking your hair as he leaned down to place a gentle kiss on your lips.

"Auto-tune", he announced and broke into a fit of giggles.

You responded by tossing a pillow at his face.

[writing-dead-clovers]

Not All Monsters (Monster AU!Technoblade x abused!child!GN!Reader) (Part 1)

First series on my blog. I do want to add warnings that the reader is abused. If this may trigger you or bothers you, feel free to ignore this story.

Part 2

Philza sighed as he sat the paperwork down. He had been tasked a child who was deemed an 'unscareable'. The child had multiple high class monsters assigned to them. Eret, a demon whose known for his glowing eyes and shapeshifting, came back to the monster realm, sat the child's file down and said "Get a better monster." Sapnap, a magically gifted beast, attempted to scare the child into submission with hallucinations only to be shot down in a matter of seconds by the kid. Dream, a literal dream demon, came back crying for fucks sake.

Someone knocked on the door of Phil's office. He glanced up, seeing the brutish build of Technoblade and Tommy, who was an apprentice Scarer, entering his office. "New kid or is this the same one that had Dream crying?" Phil sighed as he rubbed his temples. "I have no idea how they're doing this. I've sent several high class monsters to scare this kid, and they're just sending them right back as if they're just flies!" "Maybe you should send me or Wilbur to them?" The boar monster said, the gold nose piercing flying up with every huff from his nose. "I literally just sent Wilbur tonight." Phil groaned. Tommy, the odd little winged Tanuki, picked up the file of the child and started reading it out loud. "Y/n L/n, age 5. Fears: unknown. Lives with their mother. No known father." The young apprentice's eyes widened at the pages of the failed attempts of mosnters. "They were assigned BBH? And made him quit? This is the kid that made him quit?! What the actual hell is wrong with this kid?!" The blonde yelled. Phil sighed as he buried his face in his hands, before moving to brush his hair back. "I don't know what to do anymore. I've sent every single monster I know at them. I called in favors with retired monsters and this kid didn't even flinch!" Techno crossed his arms. "Send me to the kid." "Absolutely not!" "Why not?" "We're supposed to scare the kid, not kill them. You work with adults, scaring them to death." Phil stated. "What does he mean scaring them to death?" Tommy piped in. "The things humans call 'heart attacks' is just adult class monsters scaring them. Unlike you, rookie, I'm a high class monster." Techno shot back. "I'm not sending you to this kid, let Will handle them." "Wilbur's a teen class monster, I highly doubt he'll scared them. Bad was an Adult class monster." "Wait, what's the difference?" Techno shot the apprentice a look. "Didn't you go to school for this?" "Yes...?" The pink haired boar monster groaned, face palming. "Adult class monsters, like me, specialize in scaring adults. Teen class, deals with teens. Kid class, handles kids. Then there's baby class, which should be obvious on what they handle. Then there's the grades, A grade is a high class, having a good balance of everything. B grade is a little bit more weak, usually loud noises or any kind of sounds. C grade is just normal stuff like fears of reptiles or similar. D grade is just easy shit, you know, bed wetters and such. Now S grade monsters, such as Phil and soon to be me, we can do everything and anything." Techno explained. "So what class am I? And Wilbur?" "Wilbur's a teen class B grade." Phil provided. "He ranked up? Nice." Techno stated. "And you're probably a D grade." "I AM NOT!" "Your files say D grade, baby class." Phil stated, raising a brow at the apprentice. Techno smirked, his tusks gleaming. "Shut up you pig." "How original, let me know when you can come up with something original, you feathered rat." Phil cleared his throat, gaining the bickering duo's attention. "Sorry Phil." "Sorry da- PHIL! FUCK!" "Ha! Loser." "Shut the hell up." "Are you two done?" Phil challenged. "Did I interrupt something?" The three turned their attention to the new male in the room, a phantom monster. "How'd it go, Will?" The male shook his head. "I couldn't even find the kid, they weren't in their room." Phil's brows furrowed. "Not there? You sure?" The phantom nodded. "I checked everywhere in the kid's room, their closet, under the bed, the bathroom even. Nothing." Phil sighed. "You sure the medical information was correct? They might be one of the dying kids." "It's correct." Techno rolled his eyes. "My turn, I'll show you how to scare a little brat." The male huffed. "Don't let your pride get ahead of you, Techno." "I'm not!" Phil sighed and handed the file to the boar monster. "Try not to kill the kid." "No promises." The towering male said, before leaving the room to go home. He had to study every little detail of the file before tomorrow's shift. You gotta work smarter, not harder, right?

Techno glanced at the file, the light from his desk lamp creating a glare across the photo of the child. "Why are you such a difficult kid?" He sighed. He picked up the photo, a small h/c haired, e/c eyed child staring back. "What's your deal, kid?" The male asked the photo, obviously not going to get a response. Techno sighed before setting the photo down and gathering the file together. Tonight, he had to scare this kid. He couldn't ruin his perfect record. Brushing his fingers through the pink curls of the mane he called hair, he walked from his home to the his job.

Upon entering the Fear Factory, he was immediately annoyed by Tommy. "I bet you can't scare them!" "Shut up Tommy." "You know I'm right, you big piggy bitch!" "Says the one who hasn't even gotten his first job." That shut the teen up. Techno got to his station as Schlatt was downing a bottle of alcohol nearby. "Whatcha got tonight, piggy?" "None of your damn business, like usual." "Aw, don't be like that." The faun hybrid taunted as he made his way over. "C'mon, I bet I can give you some tips!" "I don't need help, goatman." Schlatt rolled his eyes as Techno opened the file to put the information into the machine that would take him to the human world. The faun hybrid leaned over his shoulder, reading the file. "Oh, you got the tough kid. I had them about two weeks ago." "How'd that go?" "The little shit had the audacity to look at me and throw a book at me." Techno smiled slightly. "You got bested by a five year old? How appropriate for what used to be an S grade Adult class." "Shut up, ya runt. I still have my tricks." "Sure you do. What do they have you dealing with tonight?" "John Kerry, 47 year old veteran. Guy beats on his wife and kids. Claimed that while he was in the military that he met and fought the Devil. Pathetic, honestly." Schlatt stated. "Is Tubbo shadowing you tonight?" "Nah, the little runt's shadowing what's his face. The green guy with the mask?" "Sam? Really?" The faun shrugged. "Works for me, honestly. He gets along with Sam's apprentice. That tall kid." "That's Ranboo, he's my apprentice." Techno said, setting the file down. He started fixing his appearance to be the 'Blood God' the humans knew him as. "I thought Tommy was your apprentice." "He's Wilbur's apprentice." The taller monster stated. Schlatt laughed at the statement. "So pathetic, like him?" "Watch your mouth. Those are my brothers." "My apologies, mister Blood God." "Just get out of here and let me do my job." Techno said as he started on the crimson war paint he wore on a regular basis. "Alright, fine. You're no fun." "I take my job seriously." "Boring! Live a little, pinkie." "Whatever." Schlatt walked off to his station to get ready. "Hey, the vet you had a while ago. Whatcha do to get him to die so quick?" "Bullet wounds, took up a human appearance and then showed my true form." "Nice. Mind if I steal that trick?" "If you actually read the report on what triggers your assignments, maybe they'd curl up and die faster." "Nah, where's the fun in that? Do you think pulling the Alien chest thing might be too much?" "It's your assignment. Do what you want." Techno huffed, setting the brush aside. "I'm going." "Good luck, Blood God." "Don't need it, I have skill." The male pressed the button and opened the door, sending him into a closet.

He carefully opened the closet door and glanced around the room. He wasn't expecting the room to be bare, save for a bookshelf, a dresser, and bed. Glancing at the bed, there was the little brat in question. He smirked, getting down on all fours. A low rumble echoed from his throat as he made his way to the sleeping child, or what he thought was a sleeping child. The kid sat up, making Techno stop in his tracks. A sniffle made his ears perk up. He hadn't even done anything and the kid was already crying? How long has it been since he had a job with a child? He got up slowly, resting in a crouch as he stared at the kid who was staring right back. He tilted his head, the child mirroring his actions. The corner of his lip perked up for a split second. "Are you here to try and scare me?" The kid asked. They seemed to be quite timid for a monster scaring child. "Perhaps. Are you scared?" He asked. "Am I supposed to be?" "Very. You should be very scared." He watched the kid wipe their face. "You don't look scary. You look hurt." Techno raised a brow at the child. "Hurt?" They nodded. He stood up, his true height showing. The child's gaze followed him. "You're tall." He ignored the statement and made his way to the child. "What's your name?" "Don't worry about it kid. Now, are you scared yet?" "No." Techno sighed. "My mommy's scarier." "She is?" The kid nodded. "She drinks these nasty bottles and yells at me." Techno wasn't expecting that. "Yells at you?" The child nodded. "How come?" "I don't know, she just gets mad at me." Techno nodded. A moment of silence passed. "I'm a bad child." "Who says that?" "My Mommy." Techno's brows furrowed. Something wasn't adding up. This kid had numerous monsters leaving, some even crying, but they were so meek and timid. He crouched beside their bed. "What's your name, runt?" "Y/n." Techno knew this already. "Y/n, do you know what I am?" "A monster?" Techno nodded. "I'm a very bad monster." "Bad like me?" "How are you bad?" "Mommy says so. She throws things at me when she says that." The male started to question if this kid was being abused. "Does she hit you?" Y/n nodded. "Y/n, where's your dad?" "I don't know. Mommy said it's my fault he's gone." Techno winced at the statement. "Where's your toys?" "Mommy says I don't deserve toys."

Abuse. Had to be.

Techno sighed, before glancing at the window. It was almost morning. "Are you going to leave now?" "I have to." He said, standing up and starting for the closet. "It's okay. Everyone leaves." The male stopped in his tracks. "Will you be back tomorrow?" "I... I can't promise that kid." "It's okay, mister pig. I don't blame you." Techno winced. "I'll see if I can come back." "Okay. Bye mister pig." "Bye, runt." Techon stepped into the closet and back into the monster realm. He raised a brow at the crowd of monsters. "What do you want?" "Did you scare them?" "No, I studied them." He barked. Techno made his way through the crowd before breaking into a run, going straight to Phil's office. He slammed the door open, the three males inside jumping at the loud sound. The boar slammed his hands on the desk. "The kid's abused." "What?!" "How do I get a human license?" Techno asked. "A WHAT?!" Phil shot out of his seat. "Techno, what are you going on about?" "I want a human ownership license." "One, that isn't what those are called." Phil sighed, sitting back down. "How do I get one?" Techno repeated. "You'd have to get someone older than you to vouch for you," Phil started. "Then you can-" "Someone not related to you." Techno groaned, brushing his hands through his hair. "Do you know anyone that can personally vouch for you?" "No. Wait!" Techno spun on his heel. "How old is Schlatt?!" "You're going to trust Schlatt to vouch for you?" "It's better than nothing, Phil." The winged male sighed. "I'll get the paperwork, but you have to have proof that you can handle this kid, Techno. You can't just snatch every human child." "Phil, I can prove it." Phil's gaze flicked to Wilbur and Tommy. "You two, out." They groaned, but obeyed.

Phil locked eyes with Techno. "Why are you suddenly wanting this kid?" "Phil, they're like me." Phil flinched at the statement. "You know they won't be human the second they come into this realm. Once they're here, they can never go back. We can't have another repeat of the the 'Bigfoot' incident." "That was your generation, this is mine." Phil sighed. "I'll get the paperwork, you just need the kid to agree." "So... blood pact like you did with me?" "If that's the way you want to go, you could do the ink mark." "Ink mark?" "Tattoos, in a way. It has to be something they can draw." The boar male nodded. "You're going to go back tonight, aren't you?" "I promised them." "What happened to no promises?" "Shut up Phil."

[isaacthedruid]

PART 6: OUT OF CONTEXT FOOLISH QUOTES

[PART 1] [PART 7]

"It's okay, I like sand...I'm like the opposite of Anakin.”

"Enderman, get yourself an umbrella, dawg.”

“Don’t tango with me, you don’t want this heat.”

“I’m DaBaby.”

“Please don’t eat sand.”

“How does an LGBTQ poll work?”

Taking about eating sand, “Maybe if you add barbecue sauce to it then maybe it’ll taste good.”

“You know what rhymes with war? Weed.”

Taking about himself, “Your streamer is stupid.”

“WAIT! Is Captain Sparklez jacked?”

Talking about high school awards, “I won best laugh.”

“Everyone knows that BBH is Big Daddy.”

"Walt Disney once said: don’t fuck with the mouse."

“Quackity's like- a liar. He's got his discord kittens now.”

After being sent a GNF thirst edit, “Who thought I wanted to see a Gogy edit?”

“Don’t language me. Don't you- Don't you fucking language me”

"Mmm monkey.”

"I'm gonna grab that fat back!"

“Typically, I’m kind of a greedy bastard.”

Sniffs, then in a Mickey Mouse voice, “Poggers!”

Reading a dono about ABBA, “Do I know A B Bae Yah?”

“Are we talking about Eurovision or are we talking about bread?”

Dono: I’m almost level 69

Foolish, softly: Ha ha ha, poggers

“I’m out of water, oh no! Just kidding, I brought Gatorade instead!”

“I’m just behind on my Harry Styles lore apparently.”

Ponk: Do you know how much a Supreme hand will cost?

Foolish: idk 5

“Do polar bears go moo?”

“Is that a fucking strip pole?”

Talking about the chat, “My little doozer dumbasses.”

“Lets say, I gamble away Foolish Jr”

“Absolute kindness is a weakness here, sadly enough. I wish there were another way.”

"I will meow at 50 gifted subs, but I draw the line at quacking.”

“Technically I don’t think we’re supposed to breed.”

“I wish I could have Phil’s head.”

“Do i just keep hopping on it until he becomes my friend?”

Wearing Wilbur’s head, “Dad?”

Phil [in reference to the heads DreamXD gave Foolish]: gib

Foolish: i can’t gib

Phil: I will cry

“Phil, do you like shrooms??”

“We’re getting sick of your shit, Pablo [Picasso].”

“I didn't mean to kill them. Whoopsie!”

“What’s a river?”

Foolish: I have a manager? :D

Philza, dying: you Should

“Hello. It’s simple. It’s H-E-double L-hockey sticks-O.”

“I’m sick of time! I’m gonna stop it.

"I don't know what the UK even is.”

[aquarii-writes]

Dsmp Headcanons

So ngl I've been really into the dream smp recently and I've been doing a bit of art for it so why not give my headcanons? Also all of these are for the characters not the content creators

Notes: the song referenced in Karl's headcanons is seasonal feathers music box version. This is all I have for now. I’ve lurked around the fandom since about early February and beware this is fucking long

WARNINGS: In some of these I do mention dead parents(various), death in general and as an entity(Philza), alcoholism(Schlatt), and traumatic experiences. None are in detail but just beware. Oh and a slight suicide warning for Dream

DREAM

Dream got his mask from his father and Drista got hers from their mother

His mask is specifically a gift from his mother after his father died

Dreams mask is infused with dreamons. His parents made a deal with a few dreamons and the dreamons now live in the masks

He will never say what his eye color is because he doesnt care, but if you can catch him without the mask you'll see his eyes are an amber color

He watched his mother commit when he was about 12~ and when Drista was 6. At the time he didnt want to understand why

WILBUR SOOT(plus Ghostbur)

Wilbur's mother is a fox hybrid(cause ya know I live by the saying that canon is my sandbox and a fuckin fridge doesnt make sense)(Momza anyone?)

His beanie is from his mother along with his love of singing

He has records of his parents singing

He has wings it's just that he never learned to fly

Ghostbur can see various other ghosts he just doesnt realize that no one else can see them

Ghostbur has selective amnesia. He genuinely cant remember parts of his life but some moments are too vivid to forget

FOOLISH GAMERS

He can partially shapeshift to make himself bigger or smaller(23 fuckin feet tall without changing height)

His son, Foolish jr, is biologically his and Jr is a demigod

Jr is too small to see the world yet so Foolish keeps him in an enderchest

Foolish is fully a god

He really likes turtles no damn reason

Aside from keeping his son in a chest, Foolish is a relatively good dad

He's a very good builder and rarely takes time to sleep when hes working on a commission for someone

He is most certainly strong enough to break the egg though he doesnt want to get involved for his sons sake

SAPNAP

He is a hybrid blaze born

BBH found Sap in the middle of the Nether playing with a few baby piglins

He met Quacky before Karl but Karl is the reason the three got together

TECHNOBLADE

Dispite how loud the voices can be sometimes l they can be rather peaceful. They really only get violent during fights

(Based off my techno design) the skull techno uses as a mask is a hoglin skull

Personally I dont think Philza adopted Techno as a son but Techno kinda became friends with Philza when he was just a kid

Techno was a very small child: especially in comparison to the village he came from in the Nether

Piglin hybrid piglin hybrid

Does not know who his parents are all he knows is that his glasses are from his mother

He has a baby sister(the two are half siblings; they have the same dad)

He literally doesnt need the glasses he just keeps them for the aesthetic and because its the only thing he has from his mom

He has a soft spot for Michael and Michelle since all three of them are forms of piglins

FUNDY

He has very vague memories of his mother

Looks stupidly similar to is grandmother; momza

He has a picture of Philza and Momza on their wedding day

One day when he was just a kid,like 14ish, he found an old sword that used to be Philzas and just never told Phil that he took it

KARL JACOBS

He's time traveled less after getting engaged to Quackity and Sapnap

Most of the books he writes never see the light of day again

Some of his books were actually found by one of Ranboo's descendants(not Ranbob)

One of his more scary experiences is when he accidentally met Dream when he was little. Momma Dream almost killed Karl

He's slightly immune to the effects of dreamon possession

He once found an old music box within the inbetween and he hasnt found a name for the song on the music box

PHILZA

He's known as the Angel of Death, or Deaths Angel for a reason(go look at @resonating-kitty s headcanon post about this. Ngl I love it and think it needs more attention)

After the 'death' of Momza, Philza swore to never love till he met Death once more

He remembers a time where hybrids used to be a lot more common: humans will fuck anything remotely humanoid

He doesnt remember if he has parents. By the time Wilbur was old enough to ask about them Philza made up the story that his parents went on to greet death when Wilbur was a baby

He's the reason for Momza's 'death'

SCHLATT

I really like the idea of Schlatt being Tubbo's dad even though it probably wont be canon

When Schlatt was little he watched his father but heads with other ram/sheep hybrids(he found it very funny)

He has a horrid tendency to headbutt people he has strong emotions towards

How hard he headbutts you really depends on what emotions he feels in that moment. The more loving/kind the emotion is the softer he'll be

When in a good mood Schlatt would let Quackity touch his horns

Glatt is a dick head and he knows this. He plays it up to piss people off even more

He comes from a rather large community of ram/sheep hybrids though his family in particular was a little violent

Schlatts first name is Jamison

He has a small ram plush from when he was little: his mother gave it to him before she died

His mother was an alcoholic before him though she was a very sad drunk

THE ERET

Herobrine is their cousin

He is very willing to do next to anything to succeed at something

He doesnt remember his family name

As a kid Eret's mother used to tell them stories of kings and queens. She told them that they could be a ruler one day if they worked hard enough

Their mums name was Elenora

GEORGENOTFOUND

(Based off of @/sctbrr on Twitter. I adore the au they made off this) George is a reincarnation of DreamXD's past lover.

Heterochromia heterochromia

His eyes are brown(left) and blue(right)

His clout glasses allow him to see color

RANBOO

Because he can’t remember his other half he doesn’t know what all he can/can’t do

Though one thing he’s noticed is that he can see much better in the dark than actual people; doesn’t know if he’s half enderman or his other half

As a kid he would pretend to be a dragon with someone. He has a feeling that the person was his father

He has two crowns. One from Techno and one from his mother; it’s one of the few things he genuinely remembers from when he was little

He sees a lot of Tubbo in Michael

Speaking of Michael, the lil one is only about three

TUBBO

He doesn’t know who his parents are and really only saw Philza as a father figure

He’s a ram hybrid like Schlatt

For the longest time he thought bees could understand him

[pandorasclub]

the following dsmp characters [not cc’s] fan designs give me so much gender. also this is mostly about the fanart yall draw of him

Vilbur. specifically for his little gay white tuft of hair. i also like how yall draw his eyes or his stupid trenchcoat. 7/10 bonus point for being tall and lanky and/or constantly smoking a cigarette puts him at 8/10

technoblade. obviously he was going to be here. buff piglin techno? gender. boft piglin techno? gender. buff human techno? gender. that one tumblr sexyman-esque design yall give him w the long pink hair in a ponytail and the little tiara type crown? gender. also love it when u guys give him boob windows. 9/10 for versatility. 

quackity. likes crime and also has that sick eye scar. those of you who give him like a little gambling chip thingy for the fucked up eye? wonderful. those of u who leave it white? wonderful. the idea to give him gold teeth for where the pickaxe fucked him up? absolutely wonderful. gender is only 6/10 tho. loses points for being short [L] and for having plain black hair. also preemptively losing one in case something happens to charlie Slime from The Ground. 5/10

Tuberculosis Underscore. my main man tubbo has the HORNS ! the EARS [those little goat ears] ! the NUKES ! and also i like it when in more recent designs hes given the hair over his eyes. very very gender. 7/10. gets a bonus point for being platonically married in what seems to be the only functioning relationship on the smp. 8/10

while im talking of his platonic husband im so sorry i dont see the deal with ranboo. 3/10 but i like when he gets a tail i think thats a cute design choice

similar to tubbo schlatt has like ... some degree of gender even if i hate to admit it. horns. stubble. hair. wears a suit i think thats funny. 5/10.

dream. i cant justify this one. yall r gonna hate me but prison era dream is a 9/10. its the long hair. any other version is like a 5/10 or a 6/10. i like my gender morally dubious thanks. 

Foolish. 8/10

worthy mentions also go to sapnap bcs sometimes yall draw him cool. bbh bcs yes id love to be a 9ft demon with ominous white eyes. sam designs r so sick sometimes. that is all, feel free to discuss and/or tear me apart for this but just know that im right

[seshun]

Hello! I love your blog a lot it's very lovely! I have a blog myself that I created mot long ago but whenever I post I don't get any notes, can you please tell me ways in which I can get more notes? It would mean a lot! 🤗❤

hi anon! Firstly, thank you so much, I'm glad that you like my blog! 🤧❤ secondly, I know exactly what you're talking about. I feel like all of us have gone through the phase of not getting enough notes at some point in our lives, I still don't get enough notes on my posts sometimes that I've worked extremely hard on ;; but I think I can help you a little on this one! I'm gonna divide this into parts so it doesn't seem cluttered

1. Networks

Whenever you make a blog, always search for networks that you can join for different fandoms/groups. For example, my blog is primarily about exo: I post content and reblog things related to them so accordingly there are many networks for them such as [ @exosnet ; @exonet ; @bbh-net ] some of these networks require you to join them but there are some that will reblog your post regardless the fandom/group you decide to post for such as [ @ultkpopnetwork ; @idolsinc ; @malegroups ] and many more! So, how do these work, they usually have a tag (which we will get to next) so that they can track your work, it is extremely e x t r e m e l y important that you put these tags on your original content that is, stuff that you post, be it gifs, edits etc.

2. Tags

Tags are very helpful if you want your post to reach to other blogs plus it also helps you in keeping your blog organised. Tagging your post about the things that you're posting about for instance, if I'm posting a gifset on an episode of exo arcade season 2, I will tag it with: #exo then all the networks that I'm a part of + open networks, the members that are in the gifs, #exo arcade season 2, then maybe I'll tag it with #exo gifs cause it's a gifset and it's related to exo, then maybe #kpop and #kpop gifs. You just gotta be creative with your tags all the while making sure that they're relevant and it doesn't exceed to more than 30.

3. Following other blogs

A great way to make friends and being up to date with things happening in your fandom is by following other blogs. It's not necessary to be following every single blog but do follow the one's that you like or you want to see them in your dash! You can also follow some of these amazing and talented blogs (a.k.a my lovely mutuals 😌):

@bikeryeollie ; @heavysoftblues ; @oserueu ; @gay-defender ; @ohsenhun ; @delhyun ; @moonlightjongin ; @yixing-zhang ; @softxingdae ; @kaiternity ; @kunwoodz ; @vivapolos ; @xiuminscheeks ; @exo-stentialism ; @kyoonqs ; @abunnycotton ; @ravenwolf36 ; @babybaekuwu ; @jaennie ; @joysmomo ; @byunfirstlady ; @kkoongiees ; @fluffyhunnie ; @kyungseokie ; @an-annyeoing-writer ; @xsweetjuncotton ; @shadoukiti ; @bambiss ; @kaibility ; @pupchanyeol ; @baekchens ; @leahuzumakisblog ; @whenxoxosmilesunshines ; @xiusoomygod ; @soyums ; @smallkore ; @adorkableejit ; @elyxion ; @haechanblr ; @kaydne ; @hanguangjunmyeon ; @amaranth ; @sehunlyone ; @dokyunqsoo ; @kangseulqi ; @exysgirl ; @suhotly ; @milfse ; @pinkbyun ; @jadeines ; @cryforlove ; @lovelysehunie ; @ambivartence ; @baeksploration ; @neocityz ; @jonginskim ; @heartcravings ; @exomyeon ; @bananapepper420

[aria-greenhoodie]

My opinions on every Dream smp character (/rp /c! /lh) 

THIS IS NOT ABOUT THE CREATORS THIS IS ABOUT THE CHARACTERS AND THIS IS ALL SAID LIGHTHEARTEDLY!!!

Dream - die.

George - Does he even exist??? I think he just stays asleep in a shroom forest until Dream XD drags him out for “fun time.”

Sapnap - Pet Killer. >:( But is engaged to Karl and Quackity who are both cool so I guess it’s fine.

Callahan - All knowing and terrifying, but fantastic and great.

Sam - What the fuck??? Is??? Going on with this man??? He’s fucked up. I don’t think hes a bad person but he needs someone to tell him to fucking stop, because he has done bad shit, even if I dont think he’s bad, like, what in the fuck. I kinda wanna bite him.

Warden - IM SORRY IM SORRY DONT KILL ME FUCK SHIT PISS BALLS IM SOR

Sam Nook - The best Sam. I’d kill and die for him. irl. /gen. This is not a joke. I love this robot. SO MUCH. Love so muchh. <333

Alyssa - Exists? I think???

Ponk - I don’t know a lot about her but I want to know more and I know they are WONDERFUL AND DIDN’T DESERVE WHAT SAM DID TO HIM, SAM WHAT THE FUCK, THIS IS WHY YOU NEED TO BE PUT IN FUCKING LINE, PONK WAS SO NICE TO YOU EVEN AFTER ALL THAT, WHAT THE FUUUUCK

BBH - Bit fucked up. Not that pleasant.

Tommy - Big Man. Always correct. Don’t argue with me about this, I'll bite you. And he probably will too. He reminds me of me when I was in middle school and because of that I will side with him always.

Tubbo - Awe, what a little lad! Oh, he’s a bit fucked up. O-oh… he’s a LOT fucked up… Still a little lad though! Also pretty gender. Also according to literally every single “WHICH DSMP CHARACTER ARE YOU?” quiz I take I’m him, so that’s cool!

Fundy - I hold you very gently and tenderly but also very far away at arms length just in case.

Punz - Punz

Purpled - Funky fucking alien boy!!! Good builder, really cool, deserved better, I got really sad when Quackity blew up his UFO because it looked fucking sick and if it was mine I would have cried.

Wilbur - Seems very polite, but also maybe a little unhinged…

Ghostbur -pspsppssps sweet man so polite come back to me please pspspspspspspps come here pspspspspspspss yes I would love some blue now come closer pspsppspspspspss

Revivedbur - Sir please do not fuck this up I’m rooting for you because I know you can do great things please do not make me regret this please sir I believe in you please

Schlatt - Drunk bitch. Fuckin died. L.

Skeppy - Wait what even is your lore? You got corrupted by the Egg at some point but did you do anything after that?? Do you even still EXIST????

Eret - King, Queen, Royalty at its finest, you have tried so hard and I love you for it, also you’re violently gender and kinda pretty ngl so I may be biased but stfu you fucking kill it you funky fucking Herobrine ily <333

Jack Manifold - ON THAT JACK MANIFOLD GRIND! THE JACK MANIFOLD GRIND NEVER STOPS!

Nikki - Babe ily you deserved better, I may be rooting for Revivedbur but if you wanna punch that mf in his undead face I fully support you ily ily ily

Quackity - YOU! YOU!!! FUCKING YOU!!! I’M GOING TO VIOLENTLY ADORE YOU!!! YOU ARE SO FUNKY!!! YOU’RE ONE OF THE ONLY CAPITALISTS I WILL ACCEPT!!! FUCKMAN!!! LOVE YOUR WORK ON ALL THOSE WARCRIMES!!! <3333333

Karl Jacobs - Funky Time lad! Also really pretty. And kinda gender, but only a little bit. Those cool drawings of his old skin that the fandom came up with where he's a weird colorful rubber-hose-armed marshmallow human thing are more gender than what he is now, though.

Hbomb - Furry /pos. Seems nice enough.

Technoblade - BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! TECHNO NEVER DIES! LOVE ME AN ANARCHIST OLD MAN PIG WHO WILL DESTROY ANYTHING IN HIS PATH! Also Piglin /pos.

Antfrost - Furry /neg. He’s actually fine, but I don't actually have much to say about him.

Philza Minecraft - is quite old, he is married to a woman, which I find interesting. I love him but would also like to punch him, just once. Just one little punch. Nothing super hard, just a little punch. Love ya, Dadza <3

Connor - Sonic Kinnie. I know he has lore but I cannot understand it and only know 1/10 of it so I can't actually say much about him. He seems depressed all the time though, so I feel bad for him.

Captain Puffy - The best Father I have ever seen <3 Also the only semi-fucking-responsible adult??? Like Sam used to be too but then he… yeah… I love her!

Viky - Doesn't exist in cannon I think??

Lazar - Does he exist in cannon either????

Ranboo - YOU!!! You <333 YOUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!! I love you!! You make me a little sad sometimes but also INCREDIBLY happy!! My little hypocrite <3 my little walking contradiction <3 also REALLY gender, VIOLENTLY so. And Enderman /very pos.

Foolish - I like you! I don’t know much about you, but I’m learning more! I like your builds and attitude! Nice man :)

Hannah - I know literally NOTHING about you at all but I want to because you seem so badass and cool holy shit

Slimecicle - FUCKING WEIRD ASS SLUDGE MONSTER FROM THE BEGINING OF TIME???? YES PLEASE!!! SO GENDER!!! SO COOL!!! LOVE!!! LOVE LOV ELVOEKJDENJJW!!!!!!!!!! I love this fucking man <3333333 Filled with bones and meat and not slime at all <333333333

Michael McChill - Dream Stan /neg I don’t know much about this guy, actually, pretty neutral on him.

Michael _Beloved - Nice boy! Very polite! Probably could kill me if he wanted! Good lad!

Michelle - Oh she would whoop my ass. Great and fantastic!

Yogurt - babeyy,,,,,, boi,,,,, come hereee,,,,,, pspspsppspspsspspsp,,,,,,, i love youuu,,,,,,,

Foolish Jr. - Seems energetic and excitable! Good lad!

Finley - Fantastic, wonderful girl!

Shroud - I LOVE YOU. I WILL FIGHT ANY WAR YOU ASK ME TO. I WILL KILL MY FAMILY FOR YOU. SHROUD SUPREMACY. AAAAAAAAAAAA.

Mexican Dream - Eyyyyyy look at he! Look at the he!!! I like he :)))) he’s cool.

Dream XD - Oh so you’re THAT kind of asshole. Love it. 10/10. Also biblically accurate angel inspired designs for this mf??? So gender. Violently gender. Love that shit.

Drista - YOU!!!! ARE!!! SO!!!! COOL!!!! I WOULD KILL AND DIE FOR YOU!!!! LET'S BLOW SHIT UP TOGETHER!!!! CHAOS!!!!! ARSON!!!!! YES!!!!!

Mamacita - p, prett y wom an,,, 

Mumza Kristin - If anyone doesn't like Mumza I’ll cut their body into fourths and burry the pieces under a Denny’s <3 She’s so poggers.

Friend - Friend! :DDD

[mango-tek]

Mcyt Superhero AU

Okay, okay so i’ve seen a couple of these around lately and I wanted to try my go at this.... uh the outline document ended up being 17 pages long. Oops. 

This is my dumbass dream team + BBH centric Superhero au that I have been working on for way too long. 

Half a century ago, portals started to appear all around the world and no one knew where the fuck they came from and where they lead 

What nobody expected was there to be monster that crawled out of these portals, wreaking havoc on the general population 

First the zombies, then came the skeleton, and the creepers

(I’m not being slick the monsters are just minecraft mobs)

there was an attempt made to kill these monsters, but when there were kill via normal means, they only respawned a couple days laters

The number of monsters only increased and humanity was struggling to combat it all. 

The faculties that held and researched these learned that weapons crafted by a crafting table the endermen brought back with them could be used to perminanty kill off mobs. 

But there was another means to kill off the mobs as well 

5% of children born in the time when the portals were found, were born with certain special abilities that could be used to kill off mobs perminantly. 

These powers correlated with the universe the mobs came from 

(Whether that be taking on the powers of a mob, a block or a concept in minecraft.)

These superpowered individuals were given licence by the research facilities to use their powers to protect their cities.

One of rising hero groups to come out of these facilities is the Dream Team.

That was a lot of world building and I am sorry to say that there is more. But that is for another post. 

Dream

Power: Endermen 

Dream has the ability to teleport much like any endermen

When He vanishes with a trail of purple that disorients the enemy and may cause minor hallucinations.

Endermen use this to appear more threatening, but Dream has little control over how he appears because of these hallucinations. 

He can use his teleportation to gain momentum and his attacks will pack a punch 

He can teleport individual objects but the object cannot be too heavy for him to carry.   

He can’t teleport over bodies of water. 

His powers does not have any physical changes to his body so he is able to maintain a secret id

For as long as Dream had known, he had the ability to teleport. 

He would get into a bunch of dumb accidents.

Getting stuck on the top of the tree and not being able get down 

Teleporting out of the shower into the public. 

Dream was a super active kid and used his powers a l o t to cheat in silly games 

His classmates would get so pissed at him but what were they going to do about it 

Catch him?

 He lived in the same neighborhood as Sapnap and the two of them got into a shit ton of trouble. 

After he graduated from college this smartass was scouted by one of the research facilities to work for them 

Who was he do refuse.

He got a job and worked in the Munchy division under Badboyhalo’s guidance    

Dream meets George because they both started working at the munchy division at the same time.

They only got to know each other because they were assigned to do a project together. 

They hit it off almost immediately, ribbing at each other and challenging the other to do better

They were close work friends in the matter of a couple of weeks

Dream wasn't moved into the task force and if he was he was prohibited from using his powers because it wasn't uniform so he defied orders and went out on the field as a hero.

His debut as a hero was done on a whim. He was out with Sapnap and George when the barrier was breached and there were no heroes at the ready.

The three of them took on a army of zombies and the rest was history

Dream is a very smug hero, taunting the creatures before goes in for the kill

Probably the most popular hero for his overall aesthetics and interactions with the fans

Dream loves to scare Sapnap and George. It is literally his favorite past-time. 

He would just teleport right next to them and yell

Dream and Sapnap are thick as theives and George is always patching them up because of all the stupid shit that they end up doing

When Dream is down or bitter Sapnap is the one that can lighten his mood the fastest.

soon after he became a hero, Dream quit his job from the facility after a disagreement with the higher ups 

Dream doesn’t like to talk about it.

Sapnap

Power: Blaze

Sapnap has the ability to set fire on will

If he is malnourished or he doesn't have enough water his flames will get even more hard to maintain 

If he gets wet he can't catch on fire well until he is able to dry off

He can reduce the water to steam though

He can shoot fireballs from his hands and manipulate some of the fire around him but it's hard to control

Sapnap discovered his powers through unconventional means

When he was six he and a couple of friends decided to play with fire. One of them found their dad's match of something and they tried to start a campfire

It went as well as you think it went.

Sapnap's sleeve caught on fire

Kids being dumb couldn't put it out and they all started running away for help

Sapnap was just standing there, on fire but nothing was burning or hurt at all. He just started playing with the fireb utterly memorized by the fact that it didn't burn

5 minutes later 3 adult came in with a bucket of water and Sapnap was drenched

He pried himself away from his mom and pouted telling that it didn't burn or hurt at all

That was his first experience with fire

Sapnap met Dream when Dream moved into his neighborhood

They became quick childhood friends getting into all kinds of trouble

Sapnap honestly felt so much more comfortable with knowing that Dream was around like Sapnap

Sapnap is not affiliated with the facility at all. He has been like once for like registering that he has a power but that is about it for now. 

He's still in college vibing while Dream is settled down in his job at the facility.

He doesn’t see Dream as often but that’s okay. They are still close and nothing is really going to change that 

George and Sapnap had a bit of a rough start.

George was invited over to Dream’s place to hang out of something when he saw Sapnap just looking through Dream’s drawers

George thought that Sapnap was like a robber or whatever and he was immediately got hostile

Dream walked in on the two at each other’s throats like >:O

Big scolding hours for both of them but Dream is also like highkey laughing his ass off.

Like how are his friends this stupid

Sapnap was the most reluctant to continue doing hero business.

 he wasn’t affiliated with the facility so it caused George and Dream a ton of backlash

Sapnap literally vibes to music while he is fighting. One of his comms are playing music while the other one listens out for Dream and George

There are so many videos of him singing under his breath while fighting a zombie or something

Sapnap does not do patrols as often as Dream and George because of school

He also makes up the most bets and challenges while on the field especially with George 

Sapnap just vibes.

GeorgeNotFound

Power: Infection 

George’s power’s derive from Zombies

He has the ability to infect other mobs to do his bidding but he has to have had physical contact with the mobs

The mind control ability only last for a couple of minutes 1-5 minute max

Creatures with more complex thoughts are harder to control. 

He can trigger attacks from the mobs and if he had time or focus he has the ability to see or hear what these mobs see or hear

The mobs all share a hive mind with him

It is easier to control several of the same mobs rather than 2 mobs that are different 

For as long as he remembered George had always been interested in mobs. 

How they worked, how they behaved, What could be make that could stop, control, or discovered how they worked

From a young age he poured everything into that research.

He snuck out of his house to be close the the scenes of attacks so he could get a better view of the mobs  

George found out about his powers very late into his life, during his mid to late teens.  It was while he had snuck out once to scope out another attack.

He had gotten too close and a creeper was about to blow him up

(That hissing. That goddamn hissing still made him flinch to this day)

In a blind panic George pushed the creeper away and the Creeper just froze. 

The skin of the creeper was rough and calloused. 

George didn’t have time to think about what had just happened. He just started running and running, refusing to look back from even a second. 

He didn’t hear an explosion until a minute later. 

He never told his parents about his newfound abilities. Not yet at least. He didn’t know how they would react at the end of the day. 

Instead he started to pad his resume and went to college, sending a job application to the facility every year or so. 

He finally got in a couple of months after Dream was hired, moving to America.

George was hired to create.

An inventor/engineers for defense mechanisms that could contain and combat the mobs

His goal was to be able to engineer tools that could help enhance and control powers and abilities that people have 

It first started off because of Dream’s knowledge and interest in Endermen and George’s lack of knowledge of them

They would trade information excitedly everytime they learned something new that they could share 

George and Dream 100% have gone out of their way to break work code just so they could get closer to the mobs to better research them.

George will never admit it but he actually likes Sapnap a lot 

As insufferable as he may be he thinks that Sapnap is hilarious to be around and challenges him in a way that most people don’t bother 

He likes their ribbing and fighting, 

Although he swears to god if Sapnap won’t stop killing the mobs that he’s controlling he will actually lose it. 

Sapnap kills at least one of the mobs that George is controlling. He gets a headache every single time that happens

Because George’s powers are so passive he had to pick up a weapon so he could fight with 

 Swords were the standard weapons that was assigned to the tasks force and so he decided to pick it up 

Dream kicked his ass a lot while they practiced and sparred, but George always asked for Dream never to go easy on him so he can improve. 

George dragged Sapnap to help him train with reactions under stress and actual threat 

Sapnap was reluctant but George was kinda like “BET” and Sapnap was like okay, okay fine man let’s play it that way. 

George left the facility in solidarity with Dream... but also there was always something that felt wrong about the place.

Well fuck that was long and there is a lot more where that came from. There are so many other youtubers I have planned for this au. If you want any HCs or have any questions drop an ask! I’d love to talk more about this au.

[fandom-sheep]

Manatreed 29 JAN 22

First Stream Part 1/1

The entirety of the internet has been waiting for this.

My friend and I jumped on that notif like panthers.

Starting soon. Prepare the bingo card.

My friend is watching chat and we all agree it’s too quiet.

Good thing we’re on call to negate the silence.

It’s on? Mine says starting soon

She can hear him breathing and tell it’s not dream.

Dream?

I don’t like that voice.

Is it dream? Is it two idiots?

It’s two idiots. According to my friend.

It is two idiots.

You’re giving a tour? You’re a wanted criminal.

Not many people streaming recently. Lore just finished.

Iron Gollum death. Wow.

Eret “L”

Michael McChill doing our work. Proving things aren’t prerecorded.

Dream already lost.

Dream needs a tour guide to give him a tour to give him a tour.

Who is this Steve skinned idiot.

Hi Eryn.

Manatreed being rude on Dreams command.

Go Eryn.

Karl’s here

Hannah saying don’t touch my cakes.

Poor man doesn’t know how to turn off hosts.

I swear even I could start streaming better than this guy.

“It’s just a random ass white dude.” -My BFF

I’m literally turning Eret on in the background. This is painful.

Dream should know what to do. 😭

Please someone figure out how to fix this. One of the many of you should know how to stream.

They’re looking it up. Please.

Have those annoying alerts finally stopped???

Everyone joining.

Eret just minding his business and mining a tree.

I swear this is so scuffed.

Oh no. They’re struggling.

This is going so bad.

He is in 4 whole servers.

Sapnap go roast him. Please. Please.

Yes everyone’s first stream is scuffed. But most don’t have a guy with millions of subs helping them.

Mans earning more than most starting streamers in a year.

My friend and I are respectively making a friendship bracelet and knitting. You can see the ADHD.

70k people leaving after learning it’s not dream.

There’s Sapnap.

Bless this man. Having to lay on his mike to speak.

Ah. A he/they. Another for the server.

Why is there a Michael shrine?? He’s fine??

Don’t burn the lemon tree.

Pink threatening over tree.

Dream blows up a lot of things.

Does nobody know Phil prettied up lmanhole.

Getting to know everyone again?? Again?

His voice is nice. Reminds me of some of the ASMRtists I listen to.

McPuffys.

Sapnap. I know your southern but you could not fuck up a kangaroo.

Oh they’re entering Eret’s traps.

Callahan. Poof and Unpoof.

Why are you familiar with Skeppy and BBH’s house.

Honey it’s fine you can’t read everyone of them.

Yes Dream it is your fault. He needed two.

Reverse Simba Manatreed. Whatever the light touches they destroy.

Please don’t blow up anything. Honey.

You do need texture packs for nukes.

Kinoko! Also please don’t blow up Kinoko.

Are we doing lore? What’s happening?

Lore camera?

Yes join whenever. Be kinda polite. Sounds good.

Met just randomly. But they met up when they were little kids. Awww.

Bless him. All that on accident.

I swear if it’s manatee and tree.

Manatees and trees. Oh come one.

I love this poor man. I’m becoming emotionally attached.

Disaster Floridian.

Man saw a manatee and decided it was his animal.

Oh he’s 24. June 23rd. That’s the day after my BFFs bday.

The fact they all had each other’s Skypes and such from playing as kids.

“This sounds like dream” because dream told him to tweet it. 😂

5’11” huh. Not bad.

I want to just sit and listen to this man stream while I do homework.

He seems relaxing.

You know his eyes are blue. Blue eyes gotta be overly specific.

CAT!!! The most important part.

Usually take care of sometimes? Oh friends cats. Cat sitter.

I swear my BFF and I started going “eh I don’t like him too much.” Now we go “aww he’s so cute.”

He’s Hannah Montana.

Alright boundaries!!!

Shipping is fine.

No hate and stupid stuff.

Don’t pretend to be Manatreed.

Shares a lot of boundaries with Dream. Just look at dreams boundaries.

Cancer sign. Rooster for Chinese Zodiac.

Doesn’t want to share sexuality. Not relevant to gaming.

Poor dude wants a tattoo and is entirely too anxious to do it.

Dude with both ears pierced from Emo phase.

Anxious little critter.

Dream could still beat this poor man even with a hacked client.

Ooo Karl.

Karl teaching Manatreed yugio.

Oh has Eret fixed the rail to Kinoko? If not this might not go well.

I think I have a crush on everyone in this server. I mean. Us too.

Off they go on the rails. Hopefully these aren’t the ones Eret broke.

Sam and Foolish and Karl. Not Just Karl.

Watch Manatreed be the only ones who makes it.

Ah George.

Oh was all that stuff stuff George did? Lol.

George and Dream just gotta act like an old married couple wherever they go.

Dream quit causing problems.

What is happening?

The divide between character and content creator.

Manatreed running from George.

Sapnap getting George.

Poor Manatreed picking stuff up. Snowchester Tubbo and Dream map?

No. Do join Kinoko. You’d fit in well.

10 llamas.

Everyone fighting George.

Sapnap killed by George.

“There’s our dragon. It’s not real.” -Karl

10 Llamas!!! Hooray!

You deserve the llamas honey.

Sapnap don’t threaten the new guy.

Dream’s still a homeless telletubbi.

George with a grown zombie pigman.

Do they not know lore happened today and Michael was moved?

Old man playing the new minecraft.

Sapnap killed by Eryn. Wow.

George escaped.

There’s not a single brain cell here.

Manatreed with eggs.

Manatreed the keeper of sapnaps stuff.

I want to see him stream solo. I feel like I’m less watching him and more watching the usual idiots doing their things.

All of this is just the usual. Manatreed is just kinda there.

Accusing the missing stuff on Manatreed who has almost exactly nothing.

Seriously I feel like Manatreed is just here. George and Sapnap fighting is funny but still.

Aww he’s ending. I hope to see a solo Manatreed stream sometime so we can actually see what kind of person he is.

Alright a little bit of solo.

It’s quiet again but at least someone who knows what’s happening isn’t trying to coach him.

Man surprised that so many people showed up. Honey your popular. The internet has been waiting for months.

Sweetheart just going through all the donos and seeing all the polite people.

Why are George and bad in a boat?

Please get a new skin.

Fanartists don’t switch to the Steve skin. Please.

Can’t wait to see more of you dude.

2 more donos.

He’ll try to stream tomorrow.

Favorite color is anything blue. Very dark blue. Midnight Purple is his specific favorite.

Name is straight up Oli not short for anything.

Baby no. Please not the Steve skin.

Good first stream. Very nice.

Both me and my BFF think he sounds like someone. But we can’t figure it out. A YouTuber we’ve watched.

And there’s the end.

[daimonhalos]

More Badlands headcanons: the prequel

I return from the grave to lay upon ye my newfound knowledge: so I was just doodling a sad bbh, then he started looking more like child bbh and it turned into a comic of Bad meeting the other three for the first time and eventually I came up with a sort of backstory for bbh and some initial bonding for the badlands LET'S GET INTO IT

(this is all /rp)

So life in the nether certainly wasn't easy and bad's childhood was definitely fucked up.

One day he had walked away for five minutes from home and returns to it being burnt down and his parents on the ground, stabbed to death.

Baby Bad did n ot have the same attire. His current scarf, he took it from his mom when she died, whilst the sword comes from his dad. That's why he never upgraded from a diamond sword to a netherite one.

Before they died, he had 3 halos, two disappeared after they did and one remained broken until he got over them passing away.

As a kid he had more devilish wings, which became normal angel/feathered wings a little after his parents' death. It had been said that his family had a toll on their heads and only once someone else's vengeance was completed (killing said family), his features would've gone back to the way his species used to be. He wasn't sure much had changed.

(Also sidenote, for once he's on the other side: literally every bad thing reminds him of his childhood in the nether so at least for the first few centuries he's always absolutely nice to people)

Then he goes wild with chaos when hes more comfy and has friends ♥

Once grown up and confident, despite everything he'd heard about the overworld, he decides to find a portal and cross it.

Of course, when he crosses, he is immediately met with three complete strangers staring right back at him, entirely different from what people had told him: there's a biped cat, a diamond person and a creeper hybrid, still staring and blinking at him, quite surprised.

The three immediately notice how he's immediately on the defensive, guarding instead of attacking them immediately

So they understand he doesn't mean bad and they also understand it's his first time out of the nether because of the way he needs to adjust to the sunlight which is the same skeppy had the first time out of the underground (he only ever lived in caves so underground, max/min y levels where u find diamonds.

They take o n e look at bad and go "holy shit. We need to adopt this guy quick"

Bonus: "okay. GOTTA protect this dude at a l l costs. He might be 3 meters tall demon, but he looks sad so he needs to be PROTECTED RIGHT NOW-"

Sam ant and skeppy are in fact together already which means they already are found family tm so they already got each other and helped each other in the past.

Hold the fuck up this is beautiful because. Creepers can spawn or stay in mines WHERE DIAMONDS ARE

creepers can be on the ground as well where CATS ARE BUT THEY'RE AFRAID OF CATS THIS IS ACTUALLY SO GOOD pardon my enthusiasm i had an epiphany

Hence their small backstory: Sam finds skeppy first, then he loses skeppy as the latter freaking bolts around in the overworld for the first time.

Skeppy finds ant and brings him to Sam and Sam is like Oh GOD PLEASE NONONO "Can we keep him" "NO." "Im right here" "he TALKS?"And transforms to his humanoid vers

Actually they keep Ant for a week before he speaks for real because skeppy wants to prank sam

One night a skelly shoots an arrow at ant and Sam has been protective over the two ever since (they are brothers your honor)

Sam stopped sizzling everytime ant is nearby ♡

Skeppy does not feel hot nor cold

He's simply an unbothered king about temperatures ♡

Thats why he wears a crop top anything for fashion,,,/hj (granted to u guys by the great @azaethal)

"We're in a snow biome at least pretend you're cold"" f a s h u n "

"Hey Sam do u think ants like. Constantly naked" "Skeppy it's Four IN THE MORNING. GO. TO sleep" "He has fur in his cat form I know but like. He's basically naked right" "For fucks sake-"

Lol get skepped

It's a blessing when they adopt bad in their friend group cause skeppy finally has a new victim and Sam and ant have some rest. Bad falls for every single prank of skeppy.

The moment skeppy finds out he doesn't swear it's over for you bitches

Then the next problem is when they get into fights and become petty and don't talk to each other like literal kids

Ant and Sam stand there like how does this diamond block fuckin have the guts to yell at a 9 feet tall demon what the f u ck

Is anyone going to make fun of this demon?? Bet. (courtesy of @azaethal)

And that's how our boys know. They just know bad and skeppy are gonna be loooong time friends

ONE DAY THEY'RE LIKE

"YO GUESS WHAT WE JUST DID SOMETHING S I C K"

"WE JUST LINKED OUR SOULS TOGETHER"

"What the ACTUAL F-"

They say it was just for the meme

Deep down they know it's because they got an unbreakable bond

When he joins his soul with skeppy's, the second halo comes back to him. The third will when he finds sapnap and decides to make him his son and take him away from there.

Don't have anything else yet but will add up as soon as I do owo

[elliotl]

ELLIOT BAD BROUGHT DREAM SNACKS AFTER HE WAS TORTURED AND HE WAS ALL SHAKY AND DIDNT TALK WITH DREAM AND BAD HEARD SCREAMS COMING FEOM THE CELL FURING HIS SHIFT AND HE HEARD OTHER PEOPLE IN DREAMS CELL AND HE DIDNT HIT DREAM DURING THE ESCAPE BECAUSE HE HAD BEEN TROUGH SO MUCH AND HE BROUGHT HIM L I T T L E S N A C K S

he gave c!dream little munchies?????? I WANNA CRY C!BBH MY BELOVED.

[mental-notes]

Twitch clips from dsmp streamers (and possibly others)

hewwo! this is more for me, but this is where I save clips from streams since I have no idea how to look at them again on twitch or know how to save my computer from downloading all the clips

I'll "update" this post whenever I clip a stream, I'll have it linked on my pined post <(￣ω￣)>

hope you enjoy them!

Fundy

16/06/21

Proud papa Fundy with Yogurt

Fundy's shift dance (?)

Foolish is king sh*t

Piano break

Unexpected visit

!! ━―━―━(･ω･)━―━―━― !!

Captain Puffy

07/09/21

Puffy's bb voice :,3

12/06/21

"He didn´t k+ll me" (lore school)

Tubbo's turtle hat (lore school)

PUT ALL THE UWUS IN TEH BAG (again lore school)

26/06/21

CRABRAVE

baby llama, baby puffy voice :3

sneaky...

01/07/21

Puffy as a dog ft. Minx

06/07/21

bababooey

mmmñña

07/06/21

the cat a s c e n d e d

endind stream

10/07/21

sneeze on the enemy

FIIIIIGTH

14/07/21

puffys baby voice :3

puffy and bbhs mom???

15/07/21

SOMEONE GIVE THIS WOMAN POTATOES

poifect benson

SHE CAN DO IT

when in dout choose c

special benson

17/07/21

captain puffy? nah

!! ━―━―━(･ω･)━―━―━― !!

Ranboo

09/06/21

Grass

18/06/21

TO THE STRIP CLUBL HOLE

*Ranboo sound n.48672*

19/06/21

Pick-a-boo

20/06/21

...sus

24/06/21

mine

little meow meow (volume warning at the end)

26/06/21

THE REUNION WE'VE BEEN WAITING FOR

08/07/21

he's there

11/07/21

cat?

18/07/21

lag? no worries

you look like an upside down cake

a yes, roommates

whats that noise? (warning: loud)

!! ━―━―━(･ω･)━―━―━― !!

Quackity

28/05/21

tfw Quackity

29/05/21

BBH discovers Quackity is a vampire (context: that one foto that everyone thought it was Quackity but is was from someone else on a vampire dating site)

09/06/21

"You mixed up the fucking BONES"

21/06/21

stream sniped in Toontown lol

power hungy character

the silence after he read the dono flkereogbfnkv

f e e t

john smith OUR beloved

john smith POR SIEMPRE

17/07/21

a meow meow recognizing another meow meow

he crouch

b*ch cant read

skeppy frm pinguins of madagascar

!! ━―━―━(･ω･)━―━―━― !!

Slimecicle

19/06/21

friendship

cookies fom God

the meaning of life (a mood)

s i l v e r f i s h oh fuk

!! ━―━―━(･ω･)━―━―━― !!

Skeppy

20/06/21

Bad hates Skeppy (volume warning at the end)

14/07/21

just two heads

!! ━―━―━(･ω･)━―━―━― !!

Tommyinnit

22/06/21

"This is why you don't become a communist"

06/07/21

dont mess with the store's cashier

THE THIRD GUN?!?!

it saves the day

08/07/21

this is what you hear at the gates of hell

oh Dreeeeammm~°+*

enis

mans got banned by girlbosses

!! ━―━―━(･ω･)━―━―━― !!

Philza

22/06/21

DADS ON IT'S WAY

Operation: axolotl

"I hear a baby (zombie) im leaving" (bonus monkey ranboo)

!! ━―━―━(･ω･)━―━―━― !!

Badboyhalo

24/06/21

HES CRACKED AT THE CRAFT

YOOOOOO

bbh getting heads...?

head?

14/07/21

they spinin

!! ━―━―━(･ω･)━―━―━― !!

Georgenotfound

25/06/21

oh George~

whatchusay?

17/07/21

the awakening

a rose for a rose thats what i always say alsohisfaceissocute

WHAT IS THIS I SEE...LORE???

rip george lore

primos

!! ━―━―━(･ω･)━―━―━― !!

Tubbo

27/06/21

heS STUCK

11/07/21

riddle me this

!! ━―━―━(･ω･)━―━―━― !!

Sneegsnag

27/06/21

dont mind him, just cleaning his webcam

!! ━―━―━(･ω･)━―━―━― !!

hannahxxrose

SPEEDBRIDGE WITH EYES CLOSED

look at this dude... GG

!! ━―━―━(･ω･)━―━―━― !!

velvetiscake

03/07/21

love on top right?

VELVETSAYWHAT (a bit loud in velvets part)

idk ant and velvet tings

!! ━―━―━(･ω･)━―━―━― !!

foolish__gamers

06/07/21

foolish the beloved

10/07/21

why the long face huehuehue

!! ━―━―━(･ω･)━―━―━― !!

Technoblade

08/07/21

MANS OUT OF THE PRISON

!! ━―━―━(･ω･)━―━―━― !!

Sapnap

08/07/21

no little pp *mans dies*

!! ━―━―━(･ω･)━―━―━― !!

michael mcchill

10/07/21

your honor, he was being a silly little goose

he was a silly goose ft windes laugh

!! ━―━―━(･ω･)━―━―━― !!

cuptoast

15/07/21

huehuehuehuehuehue

birb

!! ━―━―━(･ω･)━―━―━― !!

Snifferish

18/07/21

smooth dono ft. cat