Everyone thinks that dick was the golden child when in reality it was Jason.
Clark: Bruce who was your favourite robin?
Dick: obviously it’s me?
Tim: it’s dick
Damian: I am superior robin, it will be me.
Bruce: it’s Jason
Everyone: WHAT?!?!???
Bruce: why are you so surprised? He didn’t jump on too my chandeliers which I had to replace each week
*everyone looks at dick*
Bruce: he didn’t drop out of school
*everyone looks at tim*
Bruce: I didn’t have to stop him from killing everyone who annoyed him
*everyone looks at Damian*
Bruce: in fact, he enjoyed school and handed all his homework in on time, we would spend hours in the library reading his favourite classics. He even helped Alfred with most of the cooking, He was my little boy
some very sillay skirk and ajax scribbles, the last one being unsurprisingly a few weeks old (the "chramst" is meant to be the bite sound whatever it is in english, i switched into czech there for some reason 💀)
transcription under cut because i cant be bothered to make my writing intelligible
Pic 1:
Ajax: "MOOM I frew up." (<- drank the Abyss Monster™)
(Happened for the third time this week.) (It's tuesday.)
(Secretly moved because he called her "mom".)
Pic 2:
Ajax: "Master, I think I'm dying." (← almost fucking died fighting the narwhal)
Skirk: "Oh you've grown so much." (← grandma mode)
character sheet for my tav mordred :) a grumpy goth weirdo who secretly has a very sensitive heart but has to act like a pissed off possum at all times to keep up appearances. it’s a harsh world for little guys out there. (his nickname is mort)