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Robin: Dad?
Oscar: Me.
Robin: Are you busy?
Oscar: Not too busy to talk about getting a call from school earlier-.. three hours into the first day of term, no less.
[Robin huffed, his shoulders slumping; that wasn’t what he wanted to talk about]
Oscar: Two-way street, pal.. you talk, I talk.
Robin: Fine-.. what does it mean when someone who’s usually an asshole suddenly starts being nice?
Oscar: I guess it depends on the asshole, do they want something?
Robin: I don’t know, it’s hard to tell via messenger-.. or any other time.
Oscar: [hums] I dunno, I wouldn’t dismiss it straight away but I wouldn’t let my guard down either-.. play it by ear y’know? Your mom’s always saying life’s too short for grudges, but she can be too nice sometimes.
Robin: So, somewhere in the middle is good?
Oscar: Maybe? Life’s messy, bud.. I don’t think I can give you any definitive answers on this kinda shit.
[Robin heaved a weary sigh, wishing he’d just gone to bed]
Oscar: Are you gonna tell me what happened today?
Robin: I don’t wanna talk about it.
Oscar: You can’t just up n’ leave at lunch, what’re you playing at?
Robin: Sorry.
Oscar: Sorry ain’t gonna cut it every time, Robin. I don’t wanna have to start getting on your case about school, but if you don’t sort your shit out, we’re gonna have to-.. and let’s be honest, no one can be arsed with that.
[Oscar jostled Robin’s knee affectionately, he wasn’t really mad, but he wasn’t messing around either]
Robin: I’ll try harder.
Oscar: No one’s asking you for straight A’s but you’re taking the piss now. Apply yourself or whatever the teachers say-.. and keep your ass inside the gates ‘til three as well, okay?
Robin: Okay, okay!
Oscar: You better! I’ll pick up a military school pamphlet if you don’t.
Robin: [snorts] Yeah, right.
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I hate when an artist gets exposed for being a bad person and people start the narrative “why would you even want to listen to their shitty music” when are we going to be freed from the idea that only good people create good art and bad people create bad art. It just makes it harder for these types of people to be exposed because now you got people thinking “how is this possible, his music is so good!”
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I just wanna say bc I KNOW you're somewhere on tumblr, to the teenage girl who attended Take Your Kid To Work Day at an office building in Ontario, Canada circa 2013 and had a conversation with a middle aged woman in which you showed her your Black Veil Brides fanart and fanfics and ship content and told her about different fanfic tropes including a/b/o verse bc she happened to know who Panic! at The Disco and Fallout Boy were and thus you felt the need to show her your bandblr ship art, that was my fucking mother and I had to clarify all that to her including looking my mother in the eye and trying to explain a/b/o verse without sounding like a lunatic.
It's been 10 years and I still regularly sent evil energies in your direction. Since you'd be probably two years younger than me and thus legally an adult now, please know if this post reaches you it's on sight.
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@staff if you [change] the [design] of the fucking [dashboard] i will kill you
edit. i want it on the actual post that i am not actually making a de-th threat against the staff. that's shitty. the caption quotes the fucking costco hot dog meme, which i originally said in the tags. if any staff member sees this please do Not take it personally
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