#they are here for his party 😤💜

[chloesimaginationthings]

Do you guys like FNAF fan games?..

[the-words-we-sung]

Thoughts and pictures - S3E2

Here we go for the rewatch of S3E2 (sorry in advance, it might get long ^^')

The new rules at Hillerska are pretty dumb and way too severe. And this phone policy is so stupid: how are these 2 horny boys supposed to survive? :p

So on one hand, online hate is about Simon not being good enough for Wilhelm, and on the other hand, it's about Wilhelm who should not have said anything in his speech because he's betraying the school. Though Wilhelm is not reading the online comments like Simon, and the attacks are less personal and vicious. Seeing Simon read through everything was so painful, I just wanted to go kick the ass of everyone who dared be a bully so this lil' muffin.

Gosh the third years are over the top: "three years here and we get nothing", just because they can't have a proper graduation and all the parties and stupid stuff they wanted to do before graduating? I guess that it's frustrating but compared to the real issues that are being raised about the school, it sounds very very superficial... August is way more reasonable than Vincent about it: the issue is not that they won't have a graduation (even if they don't have the party, they will still graduate high school) but that the school might close, thus sending them all to other schools before the end of the term. Vincent is an idiot.

"Why can't she call me?". Episode 2 and Wilhelm is already heartbroken because of his mother.

Farima doesn't believe Wilhelm about his initiation, look at her face! But it strikes me that her main concern if he did go through this awful initiation is that it would look bad for the Royal Court to keep him here, and not at all about his well being and how traumatizing it would have been!! The adults in this show are the worst... And nobody cares about Wilhelm (except Simon) 💔

"He's such an attention whore". Another ass that needs to be kicked!! How dare they talk about him like that?

Simon keeps being bullied and Wilhelm pressured: if they close the school, it'll be his fault. Why is everyone so mean and terrible to them?

The Felice interview makes me so mad!! And it reminds me of the interaction between August, Simon and Wilhelm back in season 1 when August tells them how nice it is that rowing bring students together, with no regard for their ethnicity, background, etc. Which made Simon super mad too. I love the switch from Felice in the office with her strained smile to her angrily throwing punches during gym class. Excellent cinematic!

Micke and Sara: I'm still so surprised to see him act so well.

This freaking blonde girl from the choir: I hate her 😡 She was the one slut shaming Felice in season 2. Now she's complaining about the point of training for a song if they're not sure they'll be performing. You're annoying and mean. I don't like you 😤

But Simon's face when Wilhelm joins the choir 💜💜

I love this little scene so much: they are just so cute and in love. Like you can feel how much they love each other: they're literally glued together, kissing and then just keeping their faces so so close to each other while talking. It just feels so true to life, when you love someone so much that you just want to stay as close as you can, just touching each other in any way you can, never letting go. Also I just love how Simon loves Wilhelm. How clingy he can be.

So the scene between Nils and August: we know that they were victims of this awful initiation but I'm realizing now that we don't know if they ended up being beaten up and made fun of because they got an erection? I've seen several posts of people discussing that August could be queer because he had a reaction to the porno (which I don't agree with, I don't think that it can be taken as an indicator of someone's sexual orientation). But we don't know if he had a reaction, do we? Or am I misunderstanding/missing something?

Wilhelm is so angry with August. Yeah his reaction in the library can be seen as a little over the top ("don't talk to him!") but I understand his anger. And okay, the way we go from the fight to both of them sitting silently in Boris' office is comedy gold :p I'm almost frustrated that the fight was so short though, I wanted Wilhelm to get some good punches in!! These mediation talks: I'm not sure how I feel about them. On one hand I get that the Court wants them to get along, but on the other, August did something truly awful and traumatizing to Wilhelm. So if he doesn't want to talk to him, to see him or to have anything to do with him anymore, well, it's his right! He shouldn't be forced to interact with him like that. Also I was a bit disappointed by Boris this season: he was so good during season 2 but I find him a bit underwhelming this season...

"I can be your revolution". Please can we get the song again in the last episode? The full version for a happy Wilmon who are a revolution together? Pretty please?

Simon giggling while reading the messages about his video is the cutest thing ever. And it's a tragedy that it was one of the only giggle we got from him this season 😫

Wilhelm is wearing a purple jumper when he listens to Simon's song. It's rare to see him wear purple, isn't it?

Linda still annoys me a bit this season. Like in this scene: no, don't ask your son, who's been betrayed so hard by his sister, to still care about her right now. He's angry at her, and rightfully so (I love love love that they let him be truly angry at her). She should understand that.

Rosh and Stella: yes please, I ship it! (Yeah I don't like Frederika so I'm all for a new potential love interest for Stella :p)

Also after 2 seasons where we regularly saw guys peeing outside, it's the girls' turn!! I don't know why but it made me laugh ^^

The conversation about their summer plans: this scene is so awkward!! And the tent scene that follows is just terrible 😭 Also hear me out: maybe unpopular opinion but I think Simon overreacted. Maybe from his point of view what Wilhelm is gonna do during summer is not working (because it's not the kind of job that him, Ayub and Rosh will have) but it's still working. Taking classes to become Prince/King is not gonna be a walk in the park, it's gonna be work for Wilhelm. It's terrible because I understand where Simon is coming from during their fight: telling Wilhelm that he never had to work to afford anything, that he's so incredibly privileged, it's so hard to be with someone who's from such a higher social status and be easily pissed off when they don't seem to realize it (what do you mean it sounds like I'm talking from experience.. 😅). Side eyeing Wilhelm hard with the shushing though. Don't talk to Simon like that >< (I would have stormed out if I had been Simon!) And yeah throwing the line about the settlement money was not nice (I've seen people being angry about it) but he's mad and got yelled at while he thought he was just trying to relate to and hang out with Simon's friends. So I understand throwing a mean comment there (I would have done the same 😣)

The "is it my fault?" breaks my heart. And so again: the crushing weight on Wilhelm's shoulders... His mother is unwell so he has to be strong, to be ready to take over, and on top of it, he has to keep it to himself.

Gosh season 3 is just things piling up on Wilhelm and Simon. Different things but still crushing them, slowly but surely...

[dre6ming]

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Liked by tchalamet , roxanne.02_b1tch and 1.233.009 others.

y/n4real.2002 I wish the happiest of birthdays to my one true soulmate roxanne.02_b1tch. 20 looks so hot 🥵 on you.

roxanne.02_b1tch love you bitch, best birthday ever, thank you babes. 😜

↳y/n4real.2002: haha glad you liked it, cheers to tchalamet for helping me hang the balloons

↳tchalamet: y/n4real.2002 glad to be of help, u two are the craziest duo I know. My crazy girls

↳roxanne.02_b1tch: tchalamet aww we love you too 💓

↳fan45: this trio never gets boring.

↳tcfan4: them dancing and Timmy in the back it’s the best content

billieeilish: aghh so mad I couldn’t make it, love you

↳y/n4real.2002: billieeilish we missed you 😭😭

↳roxanne.02_b1tch: billieeilish we did a karaoke battle of your songs, missed you lots 💜💜

↳fan4839: these girls are the ‘it’ people right now

↳billiefan: we need more pictures of these three

roxanne.02_b1tch

Liked by y/n4real.2002, billieeillish and 987.675 others

roxanne.02_b1tch #throwback to new year’s, crazy night, we were definitely sober ( for legal reasons 😉) . Photo credit: tchalamet

y/n4real.2002: 🤫 definitely sober. Thanks tchalamet for picture, this was for sure the most PG one 😬

↳roxanne.02_b1tch: y/n4real.2002 damn gurl shut the front door

↳billieeilish: 🚔

↳y/n4real.2002: 🤣🤣🤣

↳fan384: damn I’m so in love with this 🤣🤣

tchalamet: hahaha happy to capture this amazing moment 💜 girls ;)

↳roxanne.02_b1tch: tchalamet we love you darlin’

↳y/n4real.2002: tchalamet best parties are u you 💓

tcfan2: what a time to be alive. These kids be entertaining me so much

↳fan1: omg yesss they are so iconic

↳billiefan393: not them making Timmy take a picture of them in the bathtub

↳tcfan12: icons

y/n4real.2002

Liked by orlandobloom, fan183 and 1.367.880others

y/n4real.2002 back when filming for Reconstructing Amelia, what a time…what a time… I miss the entire cast and can’t wait to see them at the Oscars in a few weeks, thank you theacademy for the nominations still feels a bit unreal. #tbt #oscarawards

orlandobloom: can’t wait to see you and congrats to the entire team

↳y/n4real.2002: excited to see you and Katy, give little Daisy a kiss for me 🥰

↳fan1: this is soo amazing can’t wait to see them all together, hope they win

fan26: blonde suits you for sure

↳fan90: omg yeah she looks so good

↳hater27: ugh no she doesn’t, she looks washed out

↳fan282: hater27 missed where people asked for ur opinion

tchalamet: that pasta was by far the most disgusting thing I’ve ever consumed, never letting you cook.

↳y/n4real.2002: asshole 😤 and to think I wrote you a whole song. roxanne.02_b1tch care to take his place?

↳roxanne.02_b1tch: tchalamet oh how I’ve waited for you to mess up so I can be crowned bff no 1 🦾🦾

↳tchalamet: roxanne.02_b1tch don’t gloat for too long, I’m coming back for my spot

↳y/n4real.2002: tchalamet I’ll be waiting…

↳fan282: this comment section is the best thing I’ve read today

austinbutler: good luck, crossing my fingers for you

↳y/n4real.2002: thank you, doing the same for you next year 😉

↳abfan23: Austin commented you guys 😭😭

↳fan10.2: no but I do ship them soo bad

tchalamet

Liked by y/n4real.2002, zendaya and 1.393.939others

tchalamet: barely made it out alive to J.F.K airport today, good thing you act better than you drive. #oscarsmonth can’t wait, crossing my fingers for my sweet little sis y/n4real.2002. Oh yeah and for my movie too #dune 😬 sry

tcfan29: not him being more excited for her than for himself 😭😭

↳fan4g: the best big bro ever, he’s so excited for her.

↳fan.203: my god this is so sweet

y/n4real.2002: for sure sending that Venmo request for gas money. No way I drove a hater like you for free. But yes, congrats to us, so exciting💓

↳tchalamet: y/n4real.2002 you know you love me, plus I don’t know if I count that as driving.

↳y/n4real.2002: hate all you want, you know my driving is safe

↳tchalamet: barely…

↳tcfan.23: noooo don’t kill Timmy, Y/n we beg of you😭😭

fan.3.x: how did he manage such a sweet post by complimenting and insulting her at the same time, idk

↳tcfan.2: a true king of sass

↳tcfan.love: for sure a king

zendaya: damn did you really forget about OUR movie?!! Way to do Tim, way to go…

↳tchalamet: I’m sorry I can’t help it I’m such a loser.

↳y/n4real.2002: haha zandaya forgive him, his brain his still shaken from our drive :))

↳tcfam23: my god this is more and more entertaining everyday

↳zfan.2: my queen came to call bullshit🥰😉

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[short-black-diamond]

I have been BLESSED 😭

That was gorgeous, thank you so much for that! I’m amazed you wrote all that, I was honestly expecting something way smaller. You captured everything so well, I’m in love 💜

You’re right, we don’t like Kamille in this house 😤 She finally tried to make it up to Julia, but it took her a week??? And she still hasn’t apologized??? And she did it in the most un-Julia way ever???

NO BUT LIKE SHE IS THROWING HER A PARTY- WHICH JULIA DIDN'T REALLY LIKE AND DIDN'T EVEN APOLOGIZE LIKE YOU SAID AND I'M SO MAD AT HER FOR THAT

ATATATSUIFD BSJHSEDMTRJBHR

Like I'd like it more if Kamille would make a much more personal present for Julia and not some glasses with a nose, I would have liked for Kamille and JUlia to actually sit somewhere and talk

Talk about everything that's happened and Kamille clearing up the misunderstanding of Julia thinking that Kamille likes Sahed or just talking with each other.

Julia must have someone close to her to vent to, and the person she's been closest to is not even thinking of staying by her side.

I mean sure, Kamille stayed here because she didn't want to get married, but does she not feel respinsible for the fact that she pulled Julia into this as well? Julia was only thinking of going back with Kamille. The only reason she came back was for Kamille. The reason she signed that damn contract -albeit dying accidently- was also because of Kamille.

Julia is such a good person and it pisses me the fuck off that Kamille doesn't even aknowledge her, too engrossed in spending time with her crush, like girl, have you ever heard the term "bros before hoes"???

Anyways the grandpa looks very handsome in his earlier days!

I hope we can know more in the next chapter -about the grandpa's past- and Kamille giving her a proper apology.

I think Kamille will vent to Rainah about it, as in Rainah telling her to apologize and bla bla bla

I wanna know what Julia's been imagining about Sahed as well because of those clouds but oh well

Also tell me if you want me to write something else ok?

[windor-truffle]

even MORE random graces playthrough nitpicky thoughts that i didn't get to last night!

whether people recognize who Richard is continues to be in flux, usually bending to whatever is plot convenient in the moment 😅 it's not bad writing though it's actually pretty realistic; some people would instantly recognize a celebrity walking around in a public place and others would not (*coughmecough*). This also is a nice touch of characterization, establishing things like Pascal's singlemindedness or which soldier NPCs are privy to what the royal family looks like

not terribly important stuff, just me musing on Richard's ties to Duke Dalen. He say's he's "distantly" related but I think duke's are supposed to be next in line for succession (though Cedric seems to surpass Dalen as an archduke). His backstory also sounds almost identical to how Aston became a lord too (tales of graces prequel where all of the lords of windor are party members who travel around with king ferdinand?? 👀), but unlike Dalen, Aston's family never married into the royal family (at least not canonically, but with fan fic we can change that 😤). Lastly I need more screenshots for evidence but unlike most characters, Richard tends to change whether he calls Duke Dalen by his full title or not, maybe because he's one of the few that outranks him.

I somehow managed to forget about the "mwa-mwa hanky-panky" skit 😂 to be fair this one is criminally easy to overlook since it triggers in the alley behind the inn. Pascal has been in the party for all of 30 minutes and she already ships it 😂

it's kinda hilarious how much extra stuff like this is hidden if you go around and explore instead of going to do the plot. like game-wise it makes sense to reward the player for exploring the world, story-wise Richard has already collapsed from exhaustion twice WHY are we making him walk all the way back to Lhant 😂 ah well he's getting his steps in

overthinking lore again but the game makes a point in saying how long it take cryas to recharge eleth naturally, and there doesn't seem to be a technology for people to do it themselves... makes me wonder how the valkines cryas end up being fully restored at the end of the game since they never explicitly show or explain it 🤔 but it does make sense story-wise for people to be freaking out when they're drained, that's a shit-ton of energy they're not expecting to get back any time soon (how long is "a really long time" game??? a human lifetime??? thousands of years??? graces explain!!!)

one of my favorite things to do in this time around is to check all the overworld checkable items with every party member- they each have different dialogue, and it can be really revealing or entertaining! for example, this world map in the Grayleside inn:

screenshots taken from my current point in the playthrough AND the L&L arc because I wanted to see if Richard's dialogue changed and not only did his change, everyone's did!!! to reflect their growth!!! wow!!! 🥰 i 💜 games with attention to detail :) it's cute to see what each person is focusing on: Asbel still cares about his hometown (but has now travelled and learned enough to find it on the map), Richard turns from his preoccupation of "how am I going to fix this mess my uncle made" to conviction of restoring peace like he'd always dreamed, and Pascal, having flown around the world in the shuttle and now can confirm it looks small from afar, is moving on to new and better ideas. 10/10 character writing, I'll have to come back here later to check out the other party member's changes between the main story and post game

[spookyserenades]

Hi, new reader here!!! Just wanna say that I'm loving this history and your writing, and I have a small question regarding the first chapter.

The moments the MC look trough the door back at the shelter, the greasy mf says that "the jaguar bite me" and forward at chapter 5/6, when she looks at the boys ID to gather more info about them and how they end up at the shelter, it say in Jin profile that danger leve 6/10 but he doesn't physically engage against the angents or show any violent intension.

Which leave me questioning if Jin really did bite Gery or that was another person or one of the boys, also serve him right for getting bit 😤

Hi there!! Welcome to the party and thank you so much for loving Trouvaille 🥺💜

OOF I almost forgot about greasy Gerry (fuck that guy). Yepppp It WAS Seokjin who bit him. Seokjin was delirious with fever and suffering from a range of emotions-- the pain of abandonment, not knowing what happened to his friend, and the fear that he was about to be adopted by a sport hunter. Gerry probably got bit when he was trying to toss Seokjin a sandwich or get him into the cell. He's definitely not one to attack unprovoked, in comparison to, well, maybe Namjoon. Seokjin was dropped off at the shelter by the circus that 'employed' him while he was unconscious, as soon as the company deemed him too injured to waste their time rehabilitating before the next show. Very sad :(

It does serve Gerry right though! Hate that guy 😡

[riverisnotdead]

Hi! Saw your welcome post and wanted to ask if you would be comfortable writing for Jeff t.k. in a relationship? Maybe headcanons or a small scneario?

Just- ✨ y e s ✨

Also, AHHHH thank you for being my first request! I hope this turns out to your liking! 💜

Jeff The Killer x Gender Neutral (GN) reader

So, as much as I like Jeff I just gotta say this man probably yandere as hell 😀

Like, “I saw you get within five yards of another proxy and you aren’t allowed to leave the room for the rest of the night” type yandere

BUT

I also like to headcannon that as rough as he may be, you are the only person he even SLIGHTLY softens around

Cuz you’re a mAtErIaL gWoRL 🙄💅🏻

It definitely wouldn’t be anything profound, after all he has to keep his massive ego and whatever reputation he has up

But he would

Just a little (if you squint you can tell)

He also LOVES it when you touch his scars or give him lotion cuz let’s be real his skin prolly ✨ a s h y ✨ af

Offer to help him bathe or wash his hair and he’ll die a little inside.

He’s obviously very touch starved so he enjoys little touches here and there

But PLEASE for the love of slender NEVER in front of the other proxys

His ego (and reputation) as a heartless MF would be h u r t

Also random, but I just imagine him really liking Sprite

Like, one time Sally blackmailed him into a tea party and didn’t have actual tea-

So she gave him a sprite

And he loved how it fizzed against the gashes in his mouth

Overall classic tsundere/yandere but he wouldn’t kill you 😌

I hope 🤠

Scenario time :0000

(I’ll try to make this as gn as possible 😤)

Jeff kicked off his shoes and basically flopped onto the thin mattress with a loud groan. You looked up from you book and and silently watched as he struggled to get comfortable.

“Long day?” You asked as you reached over to run one of your hands through his black hair.

“You have no idea.” He grumbled in reply and slightly pushed his head further into you comforting touch. You hummed in acknowledgment, continuing to stroke his head as you picked up on your book.

After a few minutes of comfortable silence you spoke up not wanting him to sleep just yet. “You need a bath.”

Jeff looked up at you and made a face as you pulled your hand away. “I don’t need a bath.”

“You smell like cigarettes, dried blood, and something burnt. You need a bath.” You retorted as you marked your page and got up to run warm water in the tub that was in the connected bathroom. He muttered something incoherent under his breath as he stripped off his clothes and once the tub was full he slid into the water. He leaned his head back against the tub and sighed softly as you poured water on his head and started gently scrubbing his scalp with shampoo.

After his bath he threw on a tank top and sweats and headed downstairs to see if there was any available food. As he walked into the kitchen he noticed the watchful eyes of Sally focusing on him.

“Hi Jeff!” She chimed. He glared in response.

She shot him an offended look and sulked behind Masky who was rummaging through the fridge.

“You shouldn’t be so mean to children Jeffery.” He said as he pulled out a leftover cheesecake and some ingredients, setting them on the counter before hoisting Sally up to sit next to them as he cooked.

“Whatever.” He replied as he slinked off to the living room. Reclining on the couch and watching from afar as you entered the kitchen greeting Masky and Sally before helping prepare dinner.

I hope you liked this! Please let me know if there’s anything I could do to make it better! Saranghae! 💜💜

-Cherry 🍒

[punkscowardschampions]

Marly & Ronali & Cali

Moses: [Private at Carly, some time on this weekend after the party, not too important when]

Moses: Where is everyone???

Carly: ro’s here idk where the rest of yous r

Moses: Is he now

Moses: Ali not with yous?

Carly: no shes busy

Moses: You’re after leaving her out, is it

Carly: boy can u not read?

Moses: Do you not think you’re blatant, girl

Moses: If that’s not the point then Jesus, like

Carly: shes things of her own to be doing

Carly: keeping herself from how blatant you are included like

Moses: Right

Moses: I don’t know how you aren’t embarrassed, fair cop to you

Carly: what for now?

Moses: Keeping Ro warm for her, right after me, again

Carly: u know ive no shame said it enough times yourself

Moses: It was cute for about a week, sure

Carly: sure theres my record

Moses: Don’t go crying now

Moses: you knew what you were getting yourself in for

Carly: im not crying now

Carly: hes cheered me up

Moses: He would, eejit that he is

Moses: tell him he’s to come on a job now, [one of your older brothers/cousins, whatever,] needs help shifting some things

Carly: k

Moses: he’s not a little boy now, he hasn’t the time to be messing about with you or my other leftovers

Carly: he says he’ll be there when hes done w his plate 💙

Moses: He’ll come now unless he wants dragging out

Carly: good as how fast that lad eats don’t worry yourself

Moses: Don’t try telling me how to feel about my family

Carly: youre to try treating him as a proper brother today, is it?

Moses: You have no family, never mind a respectable one… what would you know, darling

Carly: I know I’m not your darling

Carly: & how you behave to peoples not respectable

Moses: Oh, and how you behave is, that’s rich

Carly: not me telling nobody it is, only u playing the big family man

Moses: Sure that makes how much of a little bitch you are alright then

Carly: its w me & w ro yea

Carly: what uve got to thinking dont matter none

Moses: Because you’ve not seen him fall in line when he’s told

Moses: be the only reason he fucked you in the first place, ‘cos I told him to

Carly: I was there I don’t need no telling why

Moses: You need telling, who the fuck do you think you are to talk to me like this?

Carly: what are you to do about it then?

Moses: I wouldn’t push me, girl

Carly: go on & threaten me when ive said ali’s not about

Carly: but she’ll never go near u if you hurt me so think on what youre after more

Moses: I don’t need to hurt you to make your life hell

Moses: and I know you like it too much to bother touching you

Carly: 🎃👻👿💀’s over & done w

Moses: Ah, babe, let’s not act like you’re funny

Carly: why not when wes to act like youre scary

Carly: you had your chance to b ⚓🧭🏴‍☠️🦜🌴🥥☠️

Moses: I’m not after protecting you from none of it no more, be ready

Carly: you never protected me in the 1st place

Moses: Shows how thick you are

Carly: if u say so

Moses: Leper suits

Carly: 😅 this your way of saying im to get myself tested for something youve given me?

Moses: your dirt, your problem

Carly: wow

Moses: You should invest in a share in durex, if this is what you wanna live like

Carly: I could give it out the same back to you but hey its your life

Moses: Why would I get myself sorted for any girl like you

Carly: for yourself not for me

Carly: youre so 😤😠😡🤬 do you no wanna be happy?

Moses: Do you reckon you made me happy?

Moses: I am, as it goes

Carly: I know I never

Moses: I knew you’d turn into a nightmare

Carly: u called me 1 from the off

Moses: ‘cos girls like you who pretend they’re not are always the worst

Carly: Im sorry you reckon I pretended something

Moses: You’ll be sorrier, no skin off my nose

Moses: Ro will probably resent you though

Carly: me & ro is me & ro, nothing to do w u

Moses: n’awh, you wish

Carly: yea course I wish youd quit acting up how you are 🙏💙🔮💜🤞🌠 

Moses: Who’s acting?

Carly: I just mean stop, can’t you?

Moses: For what, what have you done for me lately?

Carly: I’m doing no more for u

Moses: Then nah, I’m just getting started

Carly: why?

Moses: fun, of course

Carly: have your fun idc

Moses: sure you don’t, Carly

Carly: I dont long as you leave the others out of it

Moses: Ha

Carly: whats gas about that?

Moses: That you think you can have a say

Carly: youre only 😤😠😡🤬 @ me nobody else

Moses: I’m not mad at anyone? You’re just a waste of time

Carly: well then im the only 1 you 💭’s a waste of time

Moses: You can’t tell me what to do, they’re my family

Carly: ah sure fucking behave like they are

Carly: u dont care for nobody but yourself

Moses: 😤😠😡🤬 psycho, you

Carly: am I now?

Moses: There are people that will give you a slap for how you’re carrying on

Carly: how am I carrying on? we’re talking w out me going on to put your dick in my gob, yea? is that how u mean?

Moses: so here’s the hysterics 🙄

Carly: nah, im asking serious, what am i here up to thats wrong of me?

Moses: You’re calling me a bad brother, like you have a clue how to be there for anyone, like you didn’t fuck your supposed friend over on his birthday, then offer me up your other one so I didn’t hurt you?

Moses: Get a grip

Carly: you are a bad brother, you gave me to him & made him feel like a massive eejit on his bday cos u had to tell everyone all his business & put it about

Carly: youre trying now to get him & your cousins onto making life hell for me, whatever thats to involve

Moses: You’re not meant to be a thing that can be passed around but you are so what did I do wrong, exactly?

Carly: we couldve kept it between us & not made him feel shite about anything

Moses: He feels shite because you were a disappointment, sorry, girl

Carly: maybe i was but thats not all of it

Moses: It were his first time and he wishes he’d waited, that’s the truth of it

Moses: but blame me, yeah

Carly: I know what the truth of it is, hes my friend

Carly: whenve u last talked to him?

Moses: Some friend you are, love

Moses: You knew he didn’t want to

Carly: I didnt force him to but you forced him to yours by keeping on @ him in the group chat for the rest to see, theres the difference

Moses: Sure you didn’t

Moses: ‘cept by that logic your step comes after mine so you’re not exactly innocent, he’d already been forced

Carly: we couldve sat there for however long & he couldve said whatever he wanted happened, he knows that

Moses: He knows what he’s to do, what’s expected of him

Carly: I dont expect nothing, you do, how are you gonna keep up your blaming of me?

Moses: If you weren’t there making yourself available for everyone’s use, he’d have had no one to do it with

Moses: or did I force you to be that much of a whore?

Carly: hes not once called me 1 ever

Moses: to your face

Moses: that’s what you are to us, girls like you, though, don’t bother believing you’re friends, it’s not the truth

Carly: in truth hes not a lad like you & thats got u bothered

Moses: I know my brother

Carly: me too i know yous all

Moses: Christ alive, it’s like talking to a plank of wood

Carly: 😅 we can stop, how am I forcing u either?

Moses: I don’t think I’ve ever met anyone as thick as you

Moses: you’ll actually benefit from all that extra schooling

Carly: gorja girl perks

Moses: Yeah, you’re very lucky

Carly: 🍀🐇🌠🎲

Ali: [Alright, so it is Monday and instead of school, cali have been catching up on all their boy drama/going up the mountains/getting high/just generally vibing all day, so clearly it’s around the time y’all are off of work to be here when we’re getting on our bike to go]

Ronan: [gonna say he waves when he sees her leaving Carly’s because they are neighbours, like his caravan is nearest her mum’s, but then like she has a tiny bike drama she could so easily fix herself like a twisted chain or something idk it doesn’t really matter, the point is he bimbles over to help and that gets them in close proximity]

Ali: [starting to do the I’ve got this/you don’t have to sounds, waving him off but he’s there by the time you’ve had chance to start so converting it into a ‘thanks’ with an awkward smile that we’ll pretend is just oh what am I like at this irrelevant bike drama]

Ronan: [a shrug as he’s taking over and fixing something she could easily do, me like if Johnny sees this he’s gonna be fuming lol, but anyway then doing the thing of like I need a drink after all that, join me, all non verbally in gestures and looks and vibes because he thinks Carly will have told her what’s happened and she’ll feel some type of way about it and they already left things awkwardly so]

Ali: [can also start the jali with you seeing this girl here tryna leave like excuse me lmao but right now we’re smirking and shaking our head at this boy’s amdram here ‘anyone would think you’d never done a day’s work’ like lol okay princess, but of course, we’re following you and accepting because clearly, this latest development did not come up between cali]

Ronan: [when Carly didn’t say a word however high she got to protect you sir and you’re about to out yourself, oops ‘what it is, is, I just have’ with that same kinda awkward oh what am I like smile as he wipes his sweaty brow OTT dramatically like lol and leads her to sit outside his caravan or wherever and gets them both a drink whether that’s alcoholic or non]

Ali: [doing a laugh ‘me and my bike are honoured’ like thank you so much for doing the extra shift just for me ‘some of us have to’ as we’re getting comfortable sat down here because the energy is I have not been working at all, obviously, sipping this drink in an OTT smug way about it]

Ronan: [‘as you should be’ joining in with her laugh and sitting down next to her though he doesn’t look comfortable he looks like he needs to have a chat and is feeling v awkward, taking the kind of swig of his drink that reflects that, after an agonising beat ‘she’ll have told you…’ no hun she did not]

Ali: [about to say something along the lines of can we just drop this, in the nicest way though, because we think this is just about the awkwardness over text and we don’t think we need to do all this about that but then he throws that out so you literally blink like what? ‘She’ll have told me what?’]

Ronan: [doing the kind of noise you do when you think somebody knows already but they’re just trying to make you say it, taking another drink as he scratches the back of his neck how boys do when they feel awks and wanna die ‘about what happened’ again, no she did not, shhhh]

Ali: [‘I don’t know what you’re talking about’ making it as clear as you can, like trust me, I’m not lying here, raising your hands with that energy ‘are YOU gonna tell me or…?’ shrugging like fine, NO ONE tell me, kind of annoyed]

Ronan: [‘Right no, I should’ve reckoned on her not saying’ lowkey talking to himself, either peeling the label of this bottle or pulling the ring pull off the can and messing with it, whichever kind of vessel we’re drinking from ‘ah well, I don’t wanna now’ as if we can now backtrack and downplay this and make it jokey again but you simply can’t when you came in serious]

Ali: [just staring at him for a hot sec like really, is this what we’re doing? ‘By all means, have your little secrets’ putting your drink down like if that’s all, I’m leaving because why the fuck did you stop me just to let me know that Carly didn’t tell me something that’s clearly important]

Ronan: [‘Ali, come on’ in that you don’t have to go kind of tone and manner when I’m on her side here that she very much is within her rights to, boy, you’re handling this shockingly]

Ali: [raising your brows and looking at him like what, what do you want? ‘What do you want to say, Ronan?’ because truly, now we’re just mad and we were fine before]

Ronan: [‘If she’s not brought it up to you, I’m not here looking to make it into something, I only thought, had she, I needed to check again we’re alright for it’ way to say a whole load of absolutely nothing there, wow]

Ali: [folding your arms whilst he’s talking like let me get comfortable but show you how unimpressed I am by everything you’re not saying right now ‘She doesn’t tell me anything, clearly, makes two of you’]

Ronan: [‘maybe she thought she was not to, same as before’ with a shrug not like this is casual but like him and Carly haven’t talked about it cos they clearly have not whenever it occurred, not like he dramatically ran away after or anything but I imagine he/they fell asleep and then the next day carried on hanging out like nothing had happened/had a full irish with her mum etc etc and then he left kind of vibes ‘not that it were… same as before, I mean’ oh the awks]

Ali: [‘are you telling me you’re with Carly now?’ blinking at him again because the way this information is coming to you feels so random when you’ve just spent all day with her and now this boy is here barely saying anything, clearly for some kind of reason]

Ronan: [dramatically choking on the mouthful of drink he had just taken because horrified at the implication him and Carly are more than friends/fwb clearly, soz girl, all these boys are so shady to you ‘god, no’ when he can speak ‘I’m not saying that, like’]

Ali: [stepping back like you’re about to get sprayed in this liquid but as it is more of a side step, still thumping him on the back like get it all out ‘but you got with her again’ because at this point, that much is apparent]

Ronan: [‘it never went as far, but yeah, we… things happened’ going SO red and not because he just nearly choked to death, just pure embarrassed to be talking about this even in the vaguest of details]

Ali: [nodding like okay, I understand, trying to put him out of his misery about it like you don’t also feel awkward yourself ‘what happened to just being mates?’ as a genuine question]

Ronan: [chancing taking another drink in the cautious way you gotta after choking cos you don’t wanna again or cough but your throat hurts so you feel like you need to ‘we are just mates’ scratching his head like how to verbalise this ‘only, she was being such a good mate to me, one thing lead to another’]

Ali: [picking up your drink again so when you roll your eyes you’re at least half facing away from him so it’s not a full-on attack lol, taking your own swig so you don’t say anything really rude either ‘good for you, like?’ leaning like what do you expect me to say to this, boy]

Ronan: [‘we’re mates, yeah? And we…’ trailing off cos there’s no need to elaborate on what happened that day in her attic when she was there ‘you know, there don’t need to be no aggro, or whatever the word is, about it’ I love that we’re making this comparison when you aren’t just friends with Alison sir, at least you don’t want to be]

Ali: [‘I have a boyfriend, so you and Carly can do what you like, doesn’t affect me’ bold move but we’re not happy you just told us not to get aggy basically, like me, I do not care AT ALL, mhmm]

Ronan: [‘You what?’ no notes, just PURE shock, shooketh to his core in fact, and that’s evident on his face and how he said that]

Ali: [Ahh the insta-regret when you say something you know is gonna pack a punch just because you’re feeling hurt, you can’t take it back now though ‘I mean, I can’t join in being special friends now so it’s totally fine that you left me out anyway’]

Ronan: [the way he completely and utterly sweeps everything she said then aside in his absolute shock and hurt ‘From when?’ because you can’t fathom her having a boyfriend and you not knowing ‘You’ve had a boyfriend from when?’]

Ali: [‘when I left here, the other night’ because as far as you’re concerned that’s not a lie, it’s more of a lie to use the b-word when I don’t think y’all ever have but you know, it’s exclusive ‘I haven’t had time to say anything before you came over and ambushed me with… this’ gesturing like WTF is this]

Ronan: [‘We talked when you’d left’ because y’all did and as far as he is concerned you could’ve told him then, again no notes, absolutely shocked and devastated here like wtf himself]

Ali: [‘I wasn’t after changing my Facebook and making an announcement’ rubbing your temples because now we’re both going through it and this was not the way to handle this ‘I’m sorry, I could’ve said then’ conceding the point, in a quieter voice]

Ronan: [a nod because he was gonna do the whole you could’ve told ME but then she said it herself, finishing the rest of his drink dramatically because can’t be overstated how shook and gutted this boy is on this day ‘does Carls know?’ said like you feel like you already know the answer that yes she do and he’s just wondering if she knew when they were getting up to their antics]

Ali: [doing your own massive swallow but without any drink, probably having dropped yours on the ground by now, just nodding because yeah, she does, we’re not lying about that of all things at this point ‘do you still want to be friends?’ taking a slightly defensive edge in an otherwise apologetic tone because you still stayed friends with them after this debacle]

Ronan: [when she confirms that Carly does indeed know ‘fuck’s sake’ and throwing his empty bottle or can into the grass ‘who needs friends like either of yous?’ rude but you’re hurt, we get it, literally doing a diva strop inside and away from her]

Ali: [‘all good when you’re getting what you want though’ as he’s huffing off, so you aren’t fully yelling it across this site but loud enough that he’s hearing despite going in the caravan, pushing your bike into the grass even though that’s illogical and storming off yourself without it]

Ronan: [that went well lol, if you wanna cali at me btw in regards to that bombshell feel free]

Ali: [oh lord, alright, just carry on the peak drama of it all]

Ali: [private at Carly then because we don’t need to bring in anyone else lol]

Ali: You had all day to warn me, to not let that happen, thanks a lot

Carly: I’m sorry?

Carly: whats happened? 

Ali: You and Ronan happened, again, or had you forgotten?

Carly: oh that

Carly: he never said nothing to me about it I didnt think he would to you

Ali: Well, he did

Ali: he assumed you’d tell me, as we’re meant to be friends

Carly: why are u 😤😠 @ me?

Carly: i didnt tell you about me & him before cos its how he was after me behaving, I reckoned on this being the same

Ali: No, it’s not the same because everyone knew that happened, you had nothing you could hide

Carly: yea cos of moses & it hurt ro

Ali: We’re not talking about Moses

Carly: idk maybe I shouldve said but we’d not even talked about it I had no clue what I was allowed to say

Ali: For God’s sake

Ali: well I’ve just had to discuss it

Carly: I’m sorry if id reckoned hed do that I’d have told u 1st

Ali: it’s too late now, so forget it

Carly: no please

Carly: I’m sorry

Ali: I had to tell him I have a boyfriend

Carly: well fuck

Carly: k I’m really really really really really sorry

Ali: Why would you not tell me? As if I would tell anyone

Carly: I didn’t know what to do

Carly: we was friends again & the whole time I had how that other dope boy said friends don’t fuck in my head

Carly: I could see how i might be ruining it again but i didnt quit acting up, I couldn’t

Ali: Maybe he’s got a point

Carly: & Moses does

Carly: theres something wrong w me

Ali: I can’t do this with you right now, I can’t

Carly: k

Ali: [Private at Ronan, either later that evening or the next AM, given some time, is the point, but haven’t left it either]

Ali: If you actually want to talk about any of it, might be easier on here

Ronan: I don’t know what’s to be said

Ronan: do you want to talk?

Ali: I just thought, that conversation probably didn’t go how either of us intended, so

Ali: if you want, yeah

Ronan: It didn’t go grand, no

Ronan: not my best craic chucking things ‘round the place

Ali: Not as if you aimed for me or anything

Ronan: Still

Ronan: By god, I just can’t believe you’re with someone and you didn’t tell me

Ali: You should get it, how dramatic it feels to tell someone something like that

Ali: as well as awkward 

Ronan: Yeah, but that don’t mean you have your own little secrets, like

Ali: It has been days, it’s not like, you know

Ali: and we haven’t repeated anything since summer

Ronan: You invited me back over your house at the weekend

Ali: It was just for the bonfire, genuinely

Ali: but I see why you’d think otherwise

Ali: it’s not that I didn’t like it, or I don’t like you no more, I just can’t right now

Ronan: Is he coming, your boyfriend?

Ali: nah

Ronan: So you was going to let me keep on thinking I were invited there different to how I am?

Ali: I didn’t know you thought that so how could I?

Ronan: It don’t matter now, I’ve been told how it is

Ali: Were we not friends then, like at all?

Ronan: You can’t be doing that like I’m in the wrong here

Ali: How am I any more than you

Ali: How many people have you slept with since kissing me, Ronan, come on

Ronan: 1 person, same as you

Ali: There you go then

Ali: I never stopped being mates with you

Ronan: I’ve not stopped, yesterday put the wind up me

Ali: yeah

Ali: I wouldn’t have told you like that, shouldn’t but I felt like you’d ambushed us

Ronan: I had thought you and Carls would’ve talked all day about me, I was only after getting my side in

Ali: Sorry to disappoint, like

Ali: I don’t know, she thought she wasn’t ought to, something like that

Ronan: Might be she reckons we ought not done it, that I shouldn’t’ve started it, I don’t know 

Ali: I’m sure she wanted to

Ronan: But I fucked up

Ronan: going there to cheer her up and she ended up doing it for me instead, playing my fave songs, putting on a film I like, all this I had no clue she had the knowing of

Ali: There you go then

Ali: was hardly your idea, was it

Ronan: She was being a good mate, I wasn’t

Ali: Whatever, I don’t want to hear about it

Ali: You’re both single, it isn’t a crime

Ronan: My own brother has only just got done himself using her, it feels like if it’s not it needs be

Ali: If you actually believed that then you wouldn’t have done it

Ronan: I don’t like her that way, I don’t know why I done it

Ali: Really

Ronan: She’s there, it’s easy

Ali: and you want me to be happy for the pair of you?

Ali: or believe I’m any different to you, was

Ronan: You weren’t happy hearing it when you know you’re different to me and we would’ve been happy ourselves

Ali: Things happen, outside our control

Ali: if you don’t want to use Carly, then you should stop, I’m not going to pretend it’s great when you’re telling me otherwise

Ronan: Yeah

Ali: I didn’t mean to meet anyone else but I did and I’m sorry

Ronan: And I didn’t mean for this with Carly

Ali: I know

Ali: it’s just going to be different, there’s no avoiding it

Ronan: Long as you don’t avoid me from here on

Ali: I can’t stand being third wheel, makes me wanna puke

Ronan: I’m not with her, you won’t be

Ali: Mm, you say that now but I still feel like you’ve got a secret I’m not in on

Ali: I know it’s stupid

Ronan: You’ll see at your party, all of us how we was before, just friends

Ronan: no more messing

Ali: It might be a piss poor idea letting every dickhead know where the Brit family lives, like

Ronan: I’m not that put out you’ve got yourself a fella I’d not protect you and your family

Ali: Thanks, Ro

Ali: you can tell them I’m not even one, see if they believe you

Ronan: Your accent is all over the place, could say there’s something wrong with you, you’ve a disability or whatever

Ali: Charming

Ali: no, I don’t think I shall be faking that for sympathy, slippery slope to breaking my own kneecaps

Ronan: How you talk’s charming, in fairness

Ali: You been up Derry way before?

Ronan: [tell her when you have if you have or where near there if not, idk how much you’ve travelled around lads]

Ali: Ah, I’m going to go there myself one day soon

Ali: ‘course my daddy would never step foot back so it isn’t a family holiday idea, like

Ronan: You don’t have need of him to take you, I would

Ali: Really?

Ali: could make it a roadtrip

Ronan: Sure, I keep telling you I’m your mate still

Ali: I’d miss you if you weren’t, so I’m sure glad of it

Ronan: I’d miss you more if I weren’t

Ali: Don’t make it a competition now, boy

Ronan: Ah now, is and I’ve won it

Ali: Oh and I suppose I’m to let you have that?

Ronan: You off school again?

Ali: It’s always a possibility

Ronan: I’m wondering how else it is you mean to stop me having it, why I ask

Ali: Ahh, I see

Ali: arguably you can’t have it no more for being at work, that logic

Ronan: We’re driving to a job down [somewhere far enough away they’re in the car for a while] or you’d get nothing out of me and reckon I’m sulking 

Ali: You, sulk? 😱 No… never…

Ronan: Ha

Ali: Okay, too soon

Ali: who are you in the car with today?

Ronan: [tell her, could be hilariously awkward depending who lol]

Ali: Never going to be a quiet journey then, don’t feel too bad for keeping you from having a kip

Ronan: Slept like a log last night as it goes, you’re not that much of a nightmare, don’t worry yourself

Ali: 👶👶

Ronan: How are you calling me a baby, schoolgirl? With your uniform on and everything, probably

Ali: Not all of us have supportive parents, tah very much

Ali: or jobs to hop on, feel sorry for me, like 🥺

Ronan: Nah, don’t wanna, too soon for emojis such as them

Ali: I didn’t know there was a list of pre-approved friend emojis, my bad

Ronan: I might write you 1 up

Ali: You should

Ali: and you shouldn’t bring up my uniform again, perv

Ronan: Here’s the slagging you’ve been waiting to give ‘til you weren’t on your good behaviour, I see

Ali: When am I ever on my good behaviour?

Ronan: True enough

Ali: Actual scandalous accusation, there

Ronan: Proper good word for you, there

Ronan: thanks a million

Ali: Now he tells me to stay in school

Ronan: When do you ever do as you're told by me?

Ali: Might not know loads but I know that’s not how friendships meant to work

Ronan: Is it not? What if we call it advice?

Ali: Bit pass ag but yeah, more legit

Ronan: Getting somewhere, so off to school with you

Ali: Okay, ma

Ali: Nothing better to do ‘less I fancy sulking myself

Ronan: Carls would say that’s - craic, too soon to quote her but I have

Ali: I’ve not spoken to her yet so you’re alright

Ronan: I’ll cross myself she says it herself too, be sick of hearing it

Ali: Wouldn’t hold your breath though, like

Ronan: I’m not the best at doing

Ali: I’ll teach you

Ronan: How are we going about that?

Ali: 🌊🌊🌊

Ronan: You’re after drowning me, is it?

Ronan: knew your costume were too good

Ali: Your memory is too good

Ali: I’ll have to lure you in the old-fashioned way 

Ronan: Give it a lash, girl

Ali: You’ve heard us sing, haven’t you?

Ronan: No, I’d remember if I had

Ali: Oh, that’s weird

Ali: suppose you haven’t

Ronan: You’ll have to have your party now, I’m missing out

Ali: It is a good reason to

Ronan: And I’ve sourced loads of fireworks already

Ali: Couldn’t possibly let them go to waste

Ronan: That’d be the day

Ali: Is it going to be awkward though?

Ronan: No

Ali: Not between us but what about Carly

Ali: and Bart, for that matter

Ronan: We’ll both of us talk to Carly

Ronan: and he’ll not, which is best

Ali: Alright

Ronan: It’ll be, swear

Ali: I trust you

Ronan: I’ll keep him busy blowing things up, he’ll take no notice of her

Ali: Sounds about right for yous

Ronan: There then, it’s no trouble

Ali: and no need for costumes, this time

Ronan: I’ve a fancy for it from the other night, maybe I’ll wear 1 even so

Ali: You fancy showing off in a ripped shirt again, s’what you’re meaning

Ronan: Who to? Your ma?

Ali: 🙄 everyone knows I have a fit sister, come on now

Ronan: I don’t know what you’re meaning, never heard nothing myself

Ali: Pisstake 😏

Ronan: I’ve work to do, leave your insults next to my list of mate emojis for later

Ali: 💪💪🧡👷‍♂️🥾⚠️💙

Ali: [Private at Carly, after the above convo]

Ali: Hey

Carly: [When I just know she’s been getting messy with Drew and Caleb because nowhere else to go and nobody else to hang out with, so obvs she is not at school and this reply is not immediate, but it is as soon as in the sense of she would the second she’s physically able to because she loves Ali with her whole heart]

Carly: Hey

Carly: I’m sorry

Ali: Me too, I just needed time to cool off before I could deal

Carly: yea, I get it & its k 💛

Ali: I’ve talked to him and he’s going to talk to you too so it can all be sorted, okay

Carly: ill keep an eye out for texts from him

Ali: It just made me feel like I’ve been telling you everything about Johnny and you were keeping that from me

Carly: i just couldnt have u think about me how everyone else does, I can’t

Ali: I wouldn’t, I don’t

Carly: theres no getting it out my head, what moses said, Ive tried I keep trying fucking everything 🍭🍬🚬🌿🌼🍄🍆🍺🍷🥃🍸🎱🔮🎈

Ali: He just wants to infect your head because it keeps him in control

Carly: but hes right, he is

Carly: thats why theres no way to be rid of it

Ali: He can’t be, he’s too far up his own hole to see anything

Carly: you felt it about me

Carly: & I cant blame u I dont

Ali: I was more hurt that it felt like a secret, not that it happened

Carly: idk how to do this hes right there too

Carly: im only bad @ it

Ali: Shh, no you’re not, it can all be fixed 

Carly: [writing sorry out x 13 which I’m not gonna do cos I can’t count and will lose said count, but it’s Ali’s lucky number and she knows that so]

Ali: It’s all okay, he’s wrong about you, he doesn’t know anything 

Ali: I’m not mad at you

Carly: I feel like im going mad here ❤️🐇🐛☕️🌹

Ali: Where are you? ⚫️

Carly: [send that location wherever you are with these trash lads]

Ali: Oh no, not them

Carly: dont be 😤😠 @ me when you said u wasnt ⬆️

Ali: I’m not, they suck

Carly: i needed 🍭🍬🚬🌿🌼🍄🍆🍺🍷🥃🍸🎱🔮🎈

Ali: Yeah, I know

Ali: You could leave now though, right?

Carly: w a 🦽💜 sure

Ali: I’ll see what I can do

Carly: ive missed u so [x 13 again] much

Ali: a wheelbarrow is more likely… not seeing an emoji for that though

Ali: I know you were only trying to be nice

Carly: cute 🐌🍂🐛🌼🍁🌻🐞🌱🍄 sorry i dont fit in your 🚲 basket 💐🍏🍓🍊

Carly: he 😍💋🥰💋😘💋 me I wouldn’t of 1st

Ali: He told me, yeah

Ali: You can 💋 whoever you want to

Carly: no I cant

Carly: never if it hurts you

Ali: I don’t know, I just don’t want to be left out

Carly: I love u more than anybody I’ve ever 💋

Ali: You’re so high 🍭🍬🚬🌿🌼🍄🍆🍺🍷🥃🍸🎱🔮🎈

Carly: yea which is how you know its true ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

Ali: Is that the rule?

Carly: too high to tell a lie, i dont reckon i made it up myself im not smart enough to have

Ali: You’re plenty

Ali: I’ve seen the quotes about sober hearts and vodka being truth serum, etc etc, so, you must be on to something

Carly: where r you? school?

Ali: Does sound like the sort of wisdom they’re throwing around

Ali: I was back home after hiding from the ‘rents, planning a day in bed but I’m coming to find you now

Carly: no 🥺 stay in bed baby dont be getting yourself out for me ☁️💫✨

Ali: If you wanna stay with them, that’s okay

Ali: I can’t be hanging with them rn though, ick

Carly: i only dont want u 👀 me when im covered in them & youre not to do no rescue with your 💙💎☄️🧿🌌🌊 eyes closed

Ali: I don’t blame you

Ali: dunno what to do with myself now

Carly: sorry we cant see each other i 🙏💙🔮💜🤞🌠 we could

Ali: We still have the party this weekend, and to go shopping for it

Carly: yea 🔥🦋👠🍄🦔💃🥁🧨🪓🍁👢🍎🧚🍂🦊🪐🔥

Ali: It’ll be like before any of this bad shit happened, promise

Carly: if you say so, you’re magic

Ali: He’s promised too

Ali: they’ll be all busy with their 🔥🎆🎇🧨 no drama

Carly: ❤️🧡💛

[ruki-mukami-dl]

Father's Day is tomorrow you had a invitation to Karl and you totally forgot about the father's Day.

You came back from your trip to find your daughter sleeping on the sofa with very pretty dress under her eyes was red a little, the place had a few decoration (for the party) the rest of them was in the trash ,there was a small black bag in the trash too.

It was already past 5 Am.

When you waked your daughter she rubbed her eyes "You're back.." she looked around "I'll go sleep in my room." She said while she's walking to her room "We can't celebrate now it's already way too late.. goodnight..dad."

There was a little gift on the table with cup inside writing on it "best dad ever" she has been saving money for it.

(When she realised he's not coming she got rid of the cake and some of the decorations).

I swear if Tumblr eat my ask I'll eat the whole application..

Sorry because it's too long.

(Fuck. I am the worst dad ever. How could I forget... So much effort and I was not here... How can I ever make it up to her?)

[Thinking.]

Ah, I know.

[Went to his daughter's room after making some preparations and took her sleeping to a private horse stall. As she woke up, she was lying on a picnic blanket looking into the eyes of a horse.]

You finally woke up. Very good.

[Smiled.]

Today is all ours. Just you and me. No work. No obligations.

I have prepared your favorite breakfast. After that, we will make a ride. The rest of the day I leave to you. You may decide what we will do then.

[Embraced her.]

I have disappointed you, hurt you and made you cry. It is unforgivable what I have done. Still, I hope you can forgive me.

((Tumblr didn't fuck up 🥳 Eat something delicious now 😤 And no need to apologize 💜

[lemmesimpinpeace]

Holiday Headcannons for the Moriarty trio!!!💚❤💜

Albert James Moriarty 💚💖💚

• Albert's favorite holiday would be Christmas🎄🎁 Once again, he is able to share his wealth to those in need (e.g. donate funds to churches/orphanages, buy presents, foods, and other necessities for the children and adults).

• He would take time off from work to volunteer at some churches and/or orphanages.

• He tends to go all out with the decorations. He spares no expense.

• Some years he even dresses up as Santa days before the holiday, so the children can sit on his lap and tell him what they wish for. And afterwards, he'll do his damnest to make their dreams come true if it's within his reach.

• YES, Albert looks hot as hell dressed as Santa. Tailored and custom fit, he out here dressed to the nines 😤😫 And NO, he doesn't allow grown ass people onto his lap...damn it 😒 🙄 🤣

• Louis and Williams are dressed as "Santa's" helpers or elves. They look immaculate as well. Von Herder came through with the costume designs. They have the pointy ears and everything. LAWD HAVE MERCY! ❤😉😫

• Albert enjoys himself immensely. He is also trying to make up for the fact that he is unable to personally go down there anymore to help out like he used too as a child. As he grew older and inherited more responsibilities as an Earl and military officer. & now as a secret agent of the state it became extremely difficult.

William James Moriarty ❤💖❤

• William would choose Halloween as his favorite. He is very into spooky stuff 🎃👻  

• He might have even said at one point, if him and his brothers have to host another event at the manor, a Halloween party would be ideal.

• Oh and all the weaponry and other questionable items they may have lying around due to LOC business, they're props and toootally meant for decorational purposes😉  (people would totally believe them too.)

• Everyone would help decorate the manor. Louis would do most of the cooking and baking. Von herder would be asked by William to create realistic looking ghouls, monsters, and other scary looking contraptions for decor 🤡👹👽👾👻

• Their manor would look like a true haunted house by the end 😳 😱

• Everyone would dress up in costumes because absolutely. And Liam dressed up as the lord of crime 😉

• William is also the event planner of the entire thing. He created all the games and mystery puzzles for the children to solve. No, he does not go easy on them, well until Albert stepped in and kindly reminded him that not every child was as smart as he was so to be more mindful i.e. to "dumb it down." 🤣

• William would be into telling scary stories. Lowkey it's hilarious watching the children and maybe even the adults squirm a little or a lot. But fret not, he does comfort  them at the end and tells them not to be scared. He'll always be there to watch over them and protect them from all of the scary people or monsters in the world. **hint, hint**😉

• Don't tell louis but he also has a sweet tooth and would be totally down to mess with him. He'll plot with children to find the candy that louis rightfully hid from them because they "haven't had dinner yet. And eating the candy beforehand would ruin their health."

Louis James Moriarty 💜💖💜

• For Louis, let's see...I feel like this is a cop out answer. But it's only because I genuinely can't think of a holiday for him specifically. Nothing stands out right now. Louis was established as a very family oriented person (well brother(s) oriented, let's be real) so honestly, he would enjoy any holiday where he is able to be together with his family.

• They appear to hardly have the time in canon to spend time together, so honestly any holiday would be enjoyable for him if it meant he can be surrounded with his loved ones.

• This also involves having Moran do most of the cleaning and dishes at the end because, holiday or not, he'll be damned if this man thinks he can show up to eat and lounge for free. If I do think of one in particular that fits him then I will add to this. 👀 😇

P.s: I found this in my drafts, I meant to post this a long time ago but I forgot about it lol... I hope someone enjoys this 😆 😅

Happy Holidays Everyone! 🤗❤

[seventeenlovesthree]

“Shall we go together?” (23/24) | A Taishirou Christmas drabble countdown

Just a little Taishirou-centric Christmas fic I’ve been meaning to write all year long, so here we are. The plan was to post 12-24 drabbles to complete telling the story and the Christmas spirit succeeded in the end.

🧡💜

Chapters: [1] [2] [3] [4] [5] [6] [7] [8] [9] [10] [11] [12] [13] [14] [15] [16] [17] [18] [19] [20] [21] [22] [23] [24]

Characters: Koushirou Izumi, Mimi Tachikawa, Sora Takenouchi, Hikari Yagami, Tentomon (mentions of other Chosen Children)

Main POV: Koushirou Izumi

Genre: Friendship & romance

Rating: K

Wordcount: 669

A/N: This drabble also has a little callback to a comic I drew back in August - even if the circumstances aren’t exactly the same, I simply had to include a bit of Hikari being a Christmas angel on duty.

December 25th, 08:30 AM

  ~

  While Koushirou’s night had been just as disrupted as Taichi’s, he tried his best to work through the tiredness in his bones. Not having slept well for two nights in a row had really messed with his perception – especially since he was still feeling somewhat on edge as well. He frantically typed on his laptop to gather news articles about the events of yesterday – and whenever he heard an unusual sound, he found himself flinching, being awfully sensitive due to his body craving some rest.

  There had been three instances in particular that had increased his heart rate – each of them related to the sound of arriving text messages he received from three different people.

  Mimi’s Christmas greetings had been the first, as they were sent pretty early in the morning due to the time difference between Japan and the USA.  

  “I saw what happened in the news, what the heck was going on there?! 😰 I’m glad you all seemed ok in the end tho, not that I expected anything else. 🤗 HOWEVER, don’t think I’ll let you get away with how you just ditched our pre-Christmas party without giving me a reason, you still owe me an explanation! 😤 Hope to see you at the post-Christmas party soon then, hehe. Merry Christmas, Koushirou-kun, make it count! 🥰“

  He couldn’t help but reread the text a few times, pressing his lips together. Apparently, there were quite a few people he owed an explanation to by now… And whatever she had meant by ‘make it count’, it felt both threatening and encouraging at the same time.

  The second message had arrived a little later; it had been a reply from Sora, whom he had asked whether she had arrived home safe – a few floors above him – as well.

  „All went well, sorry if I was worrying you, I was fine. Just thought I’d give Taichi the chance to make up for what he had said to you. You know, one to one. I hope he succeeded in doing so? 😌Yamato sends his regards too btw.“

This one had made him smile. Both because it seemed more than plausible that Sora had intentionally stayed behind with Yamato for several reasons – and because Taichi definitely had succeeded in making him fall for him even more.

  If only he already got the confirmation…

  The third message that had just arrived was actually the most surprising – and the one that almost caused his heart to stop beating entirely.

  “Merry Christmas to you once again, Koushirou-san. 😊 Please don’t let Onii-chan know that I’ve sent you this, okay?”

  Hikari had sent him three messages to be exact. Two text messages – and a photo.

  A photo of Taichi, completely fixated on the tickets he held in his hand, expression being somewhat between shock, fondness, happiness and confusion.

   “He stormed out of the flat a minute ago and is on his way to you, I thought I’d let you know, because he seemed very excited after seeing your present. 🤭”

  “He did what?”, Koushirou almost shrieked out loud, making Tentomon – who had still rested on his bed – swirl around.

  “What happened?!”

  Panic was overriding all common sense and before he could even form any more words than “An emergency!”, his legs had already pushed him out of his chair. He wasn’t sure whether to stay or to just storm out of his room.

  He knew how fast Taichi could run when it counted – and thus he was certain that he didn’t have any more than five minutes max until the doorbell would ring.

  Panic was then joined by a glimpse of childlike anticipation – he had miscalculated again, but this time, it didn’t really bother him. He should have known that the person he had laid his affections on could be awfully unpredictable – which was one of his best traits.

  Even if it meant he now had to improvise and go off schedule once more – he hoped everything leading up to this point had been worth it. 

[skippyv20]

🏰 🏰 🏰🌺🌺🌺WINDSOR ANON AND PG🌺🌺🌺 🏰 🏰 🏰

WINDSOR ANON and PG💜💜💜💜💜💜

WINDSOR ANON AND PG🏰🏰🏰🌺🌺🌺…BACK IN HIMSELFS DRAWING ROOM “ bloody bugger Sydney, that was a close call” … “I was sure the game was up sir” … “ Herself has eyes everywhere Sydney, here’s The moola 💰💰old chum, our next wheeze must be secret” … Ehhh’ NEXT WHEEZE SIR” … “ Yes, Michael’ an old acquaintance from the Thursday club is hosting a boxing match, Iron man M’goota. V. Basher Bob. a private evening at the Natural History Museum , jolly japes Sydney “ ……” Ehhhhhhh, indubitably sir”

Thank you😊❤️❤️❤️❤️

Monday November 09/20

Entertainment Purposes

🏰🏰🏰🌺🌺🌺THANK YOU WINDSOR ANON 🏰🏰🏰🌺🌺🌺

NOVEMBER 9/2020

VIGNETTE #34

HERSELF PREPARING FOR THE NIGHT STUCK IN 💭 THOUGHTS. OH MEN🙄🙄🙄🙄MEN ARE BOYS, 🙄🙄🙄THEY WILL FOREVER MISBEHAVE AND NEED CASTIGATION!! 😤😫😖😩🧐🤨🤔HERSELF IS STILL A VERY UNHAPPY 🤨🧐🤔🤬😡BUNNY 🐰 🐇 ABOUT THE CONTINUING ADVENTURES OR RATHER MISADVENTURES OF THE DASTERDLY DUO!! THEY ARE BECOMING THE DANGEROUS DASTERDLY DUO!! HERSELF, TRYING TO 🛌 SLEEP 😴, SLAPS HER PILLOWS AS SHE TRIES TO GET COMFORTABLE. TALKING TO HERSELF, SHE SOFTLY SAYS HMMMPH….OH THOSE TWO!! THOUGHTS 💭 OF HOW TO REIN IN A 99 YEAR OLD HIGH SPIRITED ‘HORSE’ 🐎 🐴 🐎 AND  HIS EVER UNWILLING YET WILLING COMPANION🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂FILL HER THOUGHTS AS SHE DOZES OFF TO SLEEP. 🛌 😴 💤 PLEASANT DREAMS MA’AM. 

MEANWHILE BACK IN HIMSELF’S DRAWING ROOM THE DANGEROUS DASTEREDLY DUO ARE CONVERSING. 🗣 HIMSELF MUTTERS , BLOODY BUGGER SYDNEY!! THAT WAS A CLOSE CALL WITH HERSELF!😰😨😱 SYDNEY, MORE SHAKEN THAN THE DUKE, SAYS I WAS SURE THE GAME WAS UP SIR!!😳😳🥺🥺🥺 OH SYDNEY, SHE IS CONNECTED!! SPIES AND EYES 👀 👁 👁 👁 👁 👁EVERYWHERE, TO KEEP OUR ADVENTURES FROM HAPPENING.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂 YES SIR, YOUR ADVENTURES ARE WHAT THE FIVE EYES ARE WATCHING OUT FOR!!🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂 HIMSELF OPENS HIS DRAWER AND SAYS TO SYDNEY, HERE’S THE MOOLA….WOWZA I HAVE NOT HEARD THE WORD MOOLA IN YEARS…SUCH A GREAT UNDERUSED WORD😁😁😁😁😁WELL OLD CHUM! HERE IT IS, 💰 💰 AS HE PASSES SYDNEY’S SHARE OF THE RACE WINNINGS.  SYDNEY IS AS HAPPY AS THE BUNNY 🐰 🐇 THUMPER IN BAMBI, HIS FOOT 🦶 IS TAPPING RAPIDLY ON THE FLOOR.🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂JUST LIKE THUMPER.🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂 HIMSELF IS COMPLETELY NONPLUSSED BY TODAY’S EVENTS WITH HERSELF. HE ALWAYS HAS THREE, FOUR FIVE, OR MORE MISADVENTURES PLANNED.🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂 HE JUST DOESN’T TELL SYDNEY UNTIL THE LAST MINUTE.🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂 SYDNEY, OUR NEXT WHEEZE AKA TRICK , 💡, MISADVENTURE MUST BE KEPT SCHTÜM, TOP SECRET!! SYDNEY, WHO IS STILL BILIOUS 🤢FROM THE FISHING 🎣 INCIDENT, AND ALL THAT HAS HAPPENED SINCE, WAS HOPING FOR A QUIET FEW DAYS!! AAAAH BUT HE SHOULD KNOW BETTER BY NOW, AFTER WORKING FOR HIMSELF THESE LONG YEARS.🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂 LIFE IS NEVER DULL NOR BORING. SYDNEY, STARTLED REPLY, EHHHH SIR, THE NEXT WHEEZE??😭😢😳😳😳😥😓😓😓😓😓 HIMSELF REPLIES, YES, MICHAEL , AN OLD ACQUAINTANCE FROM THE THURSDAY CLUB IS HOSTING A 🥊BOXING 🥊MATCH.  NOW FIRST OFF, WHAT IS THE THURSDAY CLUB?? HERE 🇨🇦IN THE BARS THEY HAVE THIRSTY THURSDAY DRINK SPECIALS. 🥂🍷🍾🥃🍸🍹🍻🍺🍻🍹🍸🥃🍷🥂🍾🥂🍷🥃🍸🍹🍻🍺🍻🍹🍸🥃🍸🍹🍻🍺 WELL WELL WELL LOOKEE 👀 HERE LOOKEE 👀 HERE KIDS, I FOUND THE THURSDAY CLUB WHOO HOO!!  The Thursday Club was a place where actors, writers, aristocrats, criminals, and well-healed male members of British society could gather and frolic away from the disapproving gaze of wives and girlfriends.Once a week these gadabouts met at a restaurant in Soho to swap yarns about amorous conquests, tell dirty jokes, and drink their faces off. Prominent among those who attended the club was Prince Philip whose biographer, Philip Eade, described the gatherings as “rip-roaring stag parties”.  WHY AM I NOT SURPRISED 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣 THE MISADVENTURES GO WAY BACK🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂AS DOES THE LOVE OF REFRESHMENTS 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂🍺🥃🍷🥂🍹🍸🍻🍸🍹🥂🍷🥃🍺🥃🍻🍸🍹🥂🍷🥃🍺🥃🍷🍷🥂🍻🍸🍹🍾🍾🥂🥂🍾🍾🍾😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣BACK TO OUR DUO OF DASTERDLY DANGER🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣HIMSELF SAYS 🥊BOXING 🥊 MATCH BETWEEN IRON MAN M’GOOTA FIGHTING BASHER BOB. THESE SOUND MORE LIKE WRESTERS🤼‍♂️ 🤼 NAMES🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂. HIMSELF CONTINUES, JUST A PRIVATE EVENING AT THE NATURAL HISTORY MUSEUM. HIMSELF ALL WOUND UP NOW, JOLLY JAPES SYDNEY!!! HMMM SEEMS TO MEAN HAPPILY MOCKING SYDNEY’S  HESITANCY ABOUT YET ANOTHER ‘OUTING’ SO SOON AFTER A PLETHORA OF ‘EVENTS’🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂SYDNEY , DOING HIS BEST TO APPEAR JOLLY, REPLIES EHHHHHHHH INDUBITABLY SIR………..to be continued………

DONE WITH THE GREATEST LOVE AND RESPECT FOR HER MAJESTY THE QUEEN AND HIS ROYAL HIGHNESS PRINCE PHILIP THE DUKE OF EDINBURGH 

GSTQAOBC 🇨🇦 🇬🇧 🇦🇺 🇳🇿 

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