#my god this is insane i’m losing my mind

[stone-stars]

[ID: a tweet from Naddpod that reads “BIG NEWS. NaddPod is coming to CARNEGIE HALL in NYC on OCTOBER 7th for a special 5th Anniversary show featuring multiple campaigns & LIVE RENDITIONS OF EMILY'S MUSIC! Callooh Callay!

Tickets go on sale Aug 1st @ 10AM w/ code PAWPAW

https://www.carnegiehall.org/calendar/2023/10/07/not-another-dd-podcast-5th-anniversary-special-0800pm

Poster by @/DemeruArt!”

Attached is a poster for the Naddpod 5th anniversary special live at Carnegie Hall featuring art of all the naddpod player characters: The Trinyvale Triplets, The Band Of Boobs, The Third Mates, and The Duck Team. ]

[jaylaxies]

i need him in ways that are concerning to humanity i fear

[devilandacat]

Screw Mornings

warnings: 18+ mdni, smut, matt

word count: 681

summary: just good ol’ grumpy morning sex

unfortunately for some reason all i can think about is Matt.. also the fact that he would be SO fucking grumpy in the morning which leads to the most grueling messy sloppy sex. like he’s so tired and mean and wants to just rail into you

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It’s early.. oh so early but once he realizes you're awake he lazily tugs you up against his chest, grumpily rolling out a “morning, baby". You respond in the same tried grumble as you back yourself up so you're more snug against him, when you begin to feel a familiar pressure against the lower curve of your ass.

The sleep of the morning quickly leaving as realization strikes at the feeling. You grin to yourself as you slowly roll your hips back and forth, causing a hand to snake around your side, gripping at the fat of your hips. Still half asleep, he fumbles with your shorts until he grabs hold of the top band in a bunch and rips them down.

You lift your hips up to help slide them off, as he slips his hand to the waistband of his boxers and pulls out his already rock hard cock. “So fuckin’ hot” buzzed through the skin of your neck, sending goosebumps to cover your barely clothed body, as he carelessly shoves himself into you. 

More times than not, he’d take the time getting you practically begging and sopping wet for him, but something about this morning had him much grumper than usual. He finds your hip once again and digs his fingers in, as if you were trying to get away, and picks up to a relentless speed.

In this moment, all he cares about is the feeling of your wet hot cunt wrapped around his entire length, and that’s just what he did. He took long hard thrusts, being sure to pull out slowly just so he can ram himself in harder, reaching an even deeper spot in your core that begged to be touched. The room was quick to be filled with the sounds of desirous moans and deep grunts alongside the clacking clicks of wet skin slapping wet skin.

Once he found his rhythm and was sure you would follow, he slithers his arm up your side and takes hold of your tit, gripping it and compressing you flush against his chest so he can hiss out just how well you're taking him into your ear. 

The sounds of his voice that early in the morning mixed with the tone of aggression had you pawing at anything you could reach. Each thrust had you pulsating, and he was quick to notice as he felt you begin to tighten around him. But before he allowed you to do anything, “don’t even think about it til I tell you to” spat from his lips as he picked up his pace once more.

You bit back tears at the unforgiving force he created as his cock continued to fill and empty your now pounding cunt. The crying pleas that burned through your throat in hopes to slow him were now being used against you, as each one that came begging out was just another deep thrust and “not yet”.

You squeeze your eyes shut tight in a desperate attempt to hold onto the orgasm that longed to be let go as the ruts of his hips became undeniably shameless. Tears fell as you felt yourself start to come undone, and with one final plea to show him just how close you were, an almost Godlike “cum for me, baby. I wanna feel you all around me” flowed through your ears. 

That alone sent you over the edge as you raddled out his name in a crying scream.

He held you tight as he gave you a few more hastful thrusts before filling you with streams of his cum far into your core. His pace slowed as he let you come down from your high and steady the shaking that overtook your legs. 

After everything had settled he pulled himself out, watching as the mix of both your cum seeped its way out of your throbbing cunt and onto the mattress, yet doing nothing about it due to the grouch that was still flowing through him.

He rolled himself over to check the time and grumbled out a moan as he pulled you closer yet again and placed his chin on the hook of your shoulder.

“’s too fuckin early..” 

[eeblouissant]

no thoughts just the way Dorothy turns into a complete loser nerd the second she’s confronted romantically

Reciting the fact that - “she read somewhere ~the other day~” - the human body regenerates its cells every seven years blah blah blah as this man is obviously leaning into her PUHLEASE. Your honour I’ve found the most precious fictional character to ever exist and it’s Dorothy Zbornak ARE YOU KIDDING!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ME !!!!!!!

Thinking SO many thoughts about the way Blanche/Rose would handle her absolute loser sopping wet cat energy in those situations because as far as I know they’ve never seen that side of it before 😭 oh god she’s so. She nervous infodumps guys. Guys. She nervous infodumps.

Blanche especially????? Are you kidding?? She’d get such a kick out of teasing her for that silly shit oh I’m sick … so many golden wives thoughts & so little time. Head full, so many ideas

[foreverdjh]

they both look so good!!!!!!!!

[greengirllover]

they profit off of our fears and desires

(ripping my hair out)

[darlingfreddie]

When my entire family will NOT shut up about weight and dieting and foods that are “bad for you” knowing damn well I’m recovering from an eating disorder

[eternal-moss]

Noé’s name

Noé’s name is a pun, something that I initially found quite funny. Noé Archiviste is a reference to Noah’s Ark, which in French is Arche de Noé. Vanitas even establishes this within the story in the first chapter, which was his immediate reaction to hearing the name:

The more we learn about this though, the more (depressingly) apt a name it becomes. The biblical story of Noah’s Ark has everything living being obliterated by The Flood, other than those in the ark.

Other than Noé (and *ahem* let’s just not consider her for now) all the other Archivistes are dead. In fact, rather than just his whole family lineage, like the House d'Apchier, it seems that his people as a whole were deliberately killed through what was presumably a genocide.

Again, it seems to be a really fitting name with the themes presented in vnc- the Archivistes (as explained by [we have no idea what her name is]) are supposed to be recorders of history and knowledge, like the cognate word in English, archivist. However Noé knows nothing about his family or knowledge of what happened to his people on a wider scale, creating a pretty poignant sense of irony. Although he himself is an observer, and again and again is forced to witness horrific events through either his own eyes, or through the memories of others he STILL gets no information for himself about himself.

Noé is ignorant of a lot of wider knowledge about human-vampire society and history- again it’s ironic that his mentor was named ‘The Teacher’ but intentionally withheld a lot of information from Noé, both about himself, his background and the world, leaving him unaware and at a disadvantage in life.

This is especially highlighted with his ignorance towards the discrimination against Dhampires, and he takes the brunt of the backlash once again due to a piece of information willingly kept from him.

It’s quite tragic that Noé’s life/childhood has been continually traumatic but instead of getting any closure to his experiences, he has to experience more and more, bearing witness to the brutal ugliness of both humanity and vampires again and again. Even within the story as a both a dual protagonist and narrator, he is relating the story of Vanitas- and how ultimately he, unwillingly, had to take Vanitas’ life.

[kinokoshoujoart]

cora’s bad time hell simulation steps or how to play “sprite station for girl” “harvest moon ds cute” the wrong way

(all ways are wrong this game is Accursed)

ok so here’s what my disorganized “guide” to myself for harvest moon ds for girl (aka indecipherable notes i wrote to myself as i played and revised as i tested various things and restarted due to mistakes) looks like. at some point when i become a real gamer i will write a legible guide meant for eyes to look at but uhhh this is how i play this accursed game personally

i’m not sure if anything i wrote will make any sense since i wrote it as notes to myself so probably definitely use fogu and fc2 jonason wiki (may not work but some pages should be archived) instead

ALSO if you’ve never played or barely played the game it won’t make sense at all! hmds was my first harvest moon so i am used to various horrors!

my play style is probably not fun in general HOWEVER if you are a grinding hell goblin like me then it’s GREAT!!!! if not you may still find it amusing that the game gives you permission to play like this

(it’s a great background task game while doing like productive stuff but otherwise playing this way would probably be unbearable)

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anyway after that the days go a lot faster, you’ll get the island on summer 1, so on spring 30 i put all my money into million G tickets and sell 200 of em, do the 5x money thing, and save the rest. so when thomas comes the next day to sell you the 900 million G island you can just sell 180 tickets and do the 5x money thing again with like ~600 million G tickets left over. it takes up inventory but you’ll get the shelf in a few days. basically you just need to remember to order from the TV shopping every saturday and place orders with gotz and gray whenever they finish stuff.

random tips

after unlocking the fuckass hot spring sprites (the ones that require you to spend a total of 700 1 hour sessions in the hot springs) i usually grind grazing points— if you put your animals outside for 5 hours you get a “Love Point”, but if you interact with them after they earn that LP then the timer switches over and you can get another LP after 5 more hours. if you wear the time ring the whole time it’s 2.5 hours. i’m not very good at explaining this but basically if you’re super efficient you can get way more animal LP than you realistically should, which is great because the touch glove petting minigame is Bad!!!!

i usually wait on getting the rest of the purple sprites (the ones that require you to hire the purple team and ask for healing) until i’m totally done with the indigo team, cuz i wanna get HG’s purple heart event asap, but you can switch the order if you want

by summer y1 you’ll basically have a feel for everything. aside from Skye, Leia, HG and WP everyone can be married early-mid autumn if you want

if you want to Gay (in the japanese version only) keira is the quickest to marry. leia is the quickest to max affection but it’s impossible to get leia year 1 because the bottle you need to fish up can only be caught in spring. you have to wait until at least year 5 for WP and iirc year 6 for HG.

[syl-stormblessed]

every time i think i start liking jezal he goes and does something so embarrassingly stupid and vain that it makes me want to die

[snazzyscarf]

slamming my head against the wheel of my car and the horn goes fucking crazy

[aspparticune]

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[macdenlover]

not to sound absolutely delusional but you know how fall out boy and it’s always sunny are cosmically, biblically, and quantum mechanically connected to their cores right? anyway fall out boy’s new album going back to their pop punk roots after drifting off in 2017.. which also happens to be the same year that s12 of sunny aired and the show started straying from its classic tone/structure… and s16 airing later this year with rcg going back to their roots too……. there’s something here idk

[milo-is-rambling]

Between Millie not responding to me since getting back home, ignoring 💨 bc my family hates her and think she’s a bad influence on me, and now Levi’s account being deactivated,,, it’s like the universe simply does not want me to have any friends. I am not built for it I guess. I just want to have anyone to talk to other than my mom and my brother who my mom likes more than me 😭😭😭

[mickgaydolenz]

Natasha: /touching Petra’s face and cooing over it/

Petra: …this better not awaken anything in me…

SCREAMINGGGGGG!!!!!!!!! OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!

[aelswiths]

Meg: *says something normal about aelswith x alfred*

Me: