#my god it’s dusty as fuck
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I own a Nintendo Switch, an Xbox one (it’s superior stfu), a PC and got games on my phone. I just need the PlayStation and I’ll become the Game Avatar.
#pc master race#I’m kidding but also not#if one more person asks me to get a fucking VR headset I’m gonna commit crime��️#I’m currently downloading some games for my Xbox#I haven’t touched this relic in years#my god it’s dusty as fuck
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siren
#bakuspecial#cw: nudity#cw: body horror#monster#siren! I think. they're bird to me#I think this has been brewing since that stream mim did of drawing dnd monsters only from official text description#and when the official art for the sirens were shown I was like. oh thats just a woman with wings#lmao like. granted. its an official dnd book available for all audience. you cant make it too Bad To Look At#(I do not agree with this but it wasnt about me. if its about me its gonna be about very few people lmao)#but yeah. after that I got slightly too into the idea of putting more bird into birdwoman#but I also do genuinely love monsters that are Rearranged Human Parts so. I couldnt commit too much to the bird scales Im so sorry#I wanted the fleshiness. the feel. textural experience of holding her hands and being like oh that's a human#even when ur eyes tell u otherwise. mmm#...I looked to my right as I was typing these tags and saw. the fucked up pikmin I tried to sculpt the other day along with the pin#and got startled#its so. its so fucked up. gods. dusty white naked grainy parsnip#I used to have that one doll I butchered wanting to customize in a box next to me and thats way less upsetting than this. man#its perfect actually I will never throw this thing away. anyways#now. now I go to bed. its sleep time for the baku#have a good night lads! you CAN have it both way easily you just need a big bat
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I'm normally not very political (I know, kinda funny since Callum is a politician), but I literally cannot contain my rage and disappointment at the results.
If you didn't already know, Trump won this (the 2024) election, and he will be our president for the next 4 years. This is disastrous for not only American citizens but for literally everyone across the globe. This man is a danger to everyone's lives, and even people who have worked for him have said so. People joke about how if we have a woman for president that "if she gets her period, start the doomsday alarms," but this MAN is more likely and EAGER to start a war. I'm not tryna fear monger or scare anyone, but I do suggest you prepare yourself, let your family know you are in danger, and if you can, leave the states.
And for my queer/LGBTQIA+ friends and family, we will make it through this. I know a lot of you are feelin hopeless and scared, but do not take your life over this. They want you as a statistic to "prove" that they're winnin and eradicatin us.
Live, and keep your guard up for whatever may happen next. If you need to go back in the closet for yours and your loved ones' safety, do so. I know there are people out there tellin you to be openly queer and all, but that isn't always gonna be safe dependin on where you live. I'd suggest not postin about bein queer either since we don't know Trump's plans regardin online queer restrictions as well.
If someone (friend, family, teacher, literally anyone) asks you who you voted for, if you are queer, if you are a minor, any sort of minority, don't tell them shit. Tell them you don't talk about these kinds of things/you aren't interested in discussin these things, and avoid it all together.
Please, be safe and take care of yourself.
#dusty yaps#god i fuckin hate America#this is why im an anarchist#god i miss the days when assassins could actually aim#also if i get anyone in here bein like#“oh whyre you sayin he should've died? youre a cruel and evil person for wishin death on him!”#kindly go fuck yourself with a firepoker#that man wants my loved ones and i DEAD#so its only sensible to return the favor#dont you think?#guh i wanna move to Ireland
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hi Im roswell intertexts & i collect stupid shit!!!!!!
#I LOVR THESE GUYS SO FUCKING MUCH IM SO EXCITED. THIS IS SO HUGE FOR ME. VIEW HIM HE IS BEAUTIFUL!!!!!!!#god. ive missed my calling as a weird dusty antique store guy with an encyclopedic knowledge of strange things.well maybe#it's not too late. im obsessed w him though he's everything to me. both of them are actually LMAO i had been staring#lustfully at that glass fish on an auction website for like >$100 & wished i could have him & then found him for FIVE DOLAR at an estate#sale in west virginia in june..... but the little guy snuck up on me. he's beautiful. hes hand carved.#txt
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i’m so sorry for being insane, but it is hysterically funny to me that every goddamn day jerseykyle is like…
*sees ravenstan, picks him up and spins him*
hello zeeskeit c’: <333 hello most beautiful special funny handsome wonderful boy in the world how does it feel to be perfect in every possible way? <3 mwah *nose kiss*
*points to everyone else and pulls out a GLOCK*
aND TO THE REST OF YOU COCKSUCKAS: THIN ICE
#nina speaks#truly the super best boyfriend of ever#a villian and my hero#he is so nice to stan#and so mean to everyone else#criminally insane but also…i too would be nice to stan#like even when jk thought he was raven of crimson dawn#got to know him for five seconds and was like#ah god actually my fucking bad you poor sweet thing#he do be having that effect on people#BUT SO FUCKING FUNNY HELP#like hi stAaaaanLey <3 good morning baby <3#EVERYONE ELSE??? BAD MORNING#CHOKE AND DIE#my hero my problematic fave#say what u will manz LOYAL#they just don’t understand u baby i do#we are fake schitzophrenic angry nasty psych ward box wine twins#and i too would fold for ravenstan that man is crazy fine#so sorry to everyone who wanted musty crusty dusty style#i cannot do it they are so pretty to me and my sons#ravenstan wash ur face tho and do ur laundry YA NASTY
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so the new 💥 trailer was okay i guess
#YXFCFYFYDTFGUGFUGCGUGCYTDTYCGGUCUGUCGFUYCUCUCG“-&&+”&7'&7'7-&75_8&-7_&6&87&_7_56$$$4642@634_7575_&68-6897-7+9++-979-&68+9+-9--8-;+986-#IM SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO#IT WAS SO FUCKING GOOD . HES SO FUCKING FUNNYYY#OH MY GOD MY JAW DROPPED#AND THE FUCKING DMC REFERENCE? THIS VIDEO WAS A PERSONAL ATTACK I LOVE DMC#GOOD LORD SHE WAS KILLING AND MAIMING ‼️‼️‼️#shes just a girl in society guys ❤️#im never gonna recover from this .#SHES SO DAMN CUTE AND COOL AND AGGHHHHHHHHH#i gotta draw her now . i gotta#my wife ....................ahfhfhggh#down the rabbit hole#💥 dusty trail's lone star
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why 🤨🤔 is the first☝️😰 thing i see 👁️👄👁️ on insta 👩🏻🤳🏼 ben chilwells 💪🏻👦🏻 story ⚽️📵then on twitter 💬 him 👦🏻🫶🏻 as well 😱😓 fuck off 🫵😠 you hair gel 💇🏻cunt 👨🏻🦲🔫
sorry 😔 that mean 😠🤬 and uncalled for 😬😢
#my god my head was on PLUTO after that fucking game thanks to the DUSTY HAG CONTE PUTTING GOLLINI IN GOAL#i should not have taken it out on benjamin WHO DIDNT EVEN PLAY BECAUSE HIS KNEE HAD EXPLODED#answered#kady
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hated orthodoxy so much i stopped beieving in god but it has the most metal takes ever. kickass tradition. "john the apostle and john of patmos are two different people actually cause historically-" a greek orthodox nun kicks down your door and starts singing byzantine chants john the apostle went through so much fuckery that he turned from a doe eyed rosy cheeked cherub to a deranged exiled old man who lives in a cave cause that's just the way of the lord when your name is john
#im not religious just insane.jpg#had so many canon events that he wrote revelation#mark and luke prob got their hands on that and they were like ayo what the hell last time we heard from this guy he was talking about peace#and love and how he's gods favorite#best character arc ever. strike one crucifixion strike one your friend kills himself strike three your brother gets fucking murdered.#and then all the rest of your friends also get murdered. and you never die you live longer than my grandpa's 100 year old dog in a dusty#cave forever writing cryptic shit and making people uncomfortable. just like morissey.
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The ordeal of wanting my house open and the airflow constant or i will pass away from stagnant air vs the ordeal of every single dust mote in the world will enter through my window if i keep them open
#ARRGGGHHGHHH#I JUST BROOMED AND MOPPED YESTERDAY AND MY HOUSE IS JUST AS DUSTY AGAIN!!!! AAAGGG!!!!!!#I WANT AIRFLOW BUT I DONT WANT DUST TAKE IT BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#RHHRHRHGGGGGHGHRHRHGHHG BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK#thunderclap#im normal. im fucking normal.#ALL THE SURFACES IN THIS HOUSE ARE SO OBVIOUS ABOUT DUST TOO. GLASS. BLACK POLISHED SURFACES. AUUUGGGGHHHH#i hope friends who visit dont think i live in a fucking dirty closet its NOT my fault oh my god
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*Deep breath in through nose*
I just confronted my parents about something and DIDN'T have a screaming meltdown, FEEL PROUD OF ME
#bastard stole my towel hook without asking because SOMEBODY decided to take the railings off the wall#I managed to stay chill enough to calmly ask him to move it by tomorrow#instead of losing my shit all YOU DIDN'T FUCKING ASK ME AS FUCKING USUAL#Dusty talks#god working with pissy patients has done SO MUCH for my confidence
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Oh FUCK dude.p
#i. ohmygod. i am gay#yeah. and a femboy. gay in the way i swing both ways and all but#hoooooo loorrd#ium. oh my god#this entire day ive worn shorts. crop top. binder. thigh highs. never have i felt so. woah.#like. submissive? i think. not sure.#but god i felt so cute.#i need to cut my hair.#fuck. thinking about. gjjgjjjg. i sort of Liked being called a brat. and a good boy. and all the other names. theyuhm. woah.#its so.. difficult to talk to them on vc because while i can do my stuf in chat and calm down quicker. oh god. oh ffujcjk#its just. its so hard because i get so flustered or excited and.#im used to doing all those things with my friends but#i FORGOT i cant do my sounds at those photos. it is so embarrassing. i am deceased.#and oh. maybe. maybe that fits make me Feel something. the threats i mean#the torture was silly but. oh gosh i can only banter with them when dusty is gone#dusty probably wouldn't be okay with some of the stuff they say especially after i showed off one thing and they seemed just...#so concerned. weird.#i don't think any of this is bad and i like it and it makes me happy and blushy and giggly and my friends are great#i like having power taken away from me so quick but i wish i had something to use against them. .. itd be nice to keep that power.....
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Re: you are playing half-life
1) GOOD IT'S GREAT, needs a bigger fandom outside hlvrai. Also maybe look into Black Mesa- the fan made modern remake that is *absolutely beautiful,* one of the few games that would probably actually be worth $60, but is actually only $20, and is a faithful recreation with modern technology.
2) siren pups are called houndeyes! Headcrabs are probably p obvious, but also, the squid face dogs are bullsquids, and the three-armed aliens are vortigaunts!
3) pleas don't slander my boy Barney Calhoun like that he's just a security guard not a cop and in fact is canonically, actively anti-cop/anti-facist in HL2 please he doesn't deserve to have his game rejected like that PLEASE LOVE MY BOY-
Ok im sorry that's all I'm done I'm just passionate about these games I hope u enjoy them ok bye <3
!!! Oh bro you’re so good!! I absolutely LOVE people talking about things they’re passionate about and have a bunch of facts to share!!!!
I KNOW THE NAME OF THE HOUNDEYES NOW!!! Today is a good day :)
I shall play Blue Shift then fuck yeah!!! Was just about to start Half Life 2 so I’m glad I found that out beforehand and play everything in series! I’m absolutely gonna check out that fanmade game that sounds so cool!
As a kid I was pretty much fully isolated from video games as a whole and honestly it’s been a BLAST playing games that are spoiled or well known for many but completely unknown for me! I finished playing the Portal series a few weeks ago and MAN I now know why it is on such a high pedestal!! The games are wonderful and the characters are absolutely iconic. Currently going through well known earlyish PC games, the Doom games, Portal, Half-Life, and slowly chugging my way through chronologically so I can see how video gaming as a whole progressed and evolved! It’s so neat! It’s really hard trying to play a few games though, lots of games expect you to know a lot of stuff so I have to watch lots of videos to make sure I’m not forgetting a Super Important button that does a Super Important Game Mechanic. It’s so cool tho!!!! I’m having such a great time!!!!!!! Thanks for the ask my guy!! :D
#bones replies#if ANY of y’all have reccomendations for games PLEASE tell them to me!!!#y’all I didn’t realize games were so expensive it’s WILD but understandable for like super well crafted and long games but WOW!!!#is cool tho!#first game I ever played on PC was Manual Samuel to get a feel for controls�� my biggest mistake#Half-Life#half life is such a blast and it’s funky and fun!!!#I’ve only accidentally broken the maps twice but both were fixable by reloading saves#the F6 key is a lifesaver dude#I’m so bad at games because I really don’t understand what I’m doing but I’m having so much fun!!!!#took me 37.6 hours to finish Half-Life on hard! google says it should take me 12 hours#but I’m getting better!!!!#tutorials that half life games give you beforehand are SO nice dude!!!! it’s really cool because I don’t know shit#I’m rambling but dudE#that fuckin god raspy ass bitch suitcase man with the green portals#idk who he is and I’ve made it my MISSION to not search up his name until I’ve fully completed the series bc-#people go INSANE when I describe him as the crusty dusty suitcase motherfucker and I want to keep myself in my Unknown State because-#I want the true comedy of whatever I’m saying to hit me then.#i don’t care WHAT that suitcase fuck is. he’s a lil bitch who owes Gordon rent money from sending him to stasis without closing his lease#I’m super excited about these funky vide of games if u can’t tell
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Growing up in Texas gave me a very skewed idea of my own heat tolerance. Because the thing is that if you move somewhere cooler you lose heat tolerance. But I still think of 80 degrees with high humidity as relatively cool for July. But I forget that I lived in Illinois for seven years before moving back to the coastal south and also I don't go outside unless I'm being paid to. So I put on jeans. Maybe even a short sleeved over shirt. Because I think I can handle it. I can't. It's too fucking hot. It's too God damn hot.
#The fucked up thing is that it really truly is the humidity that gets you#In Greece it was around this temperature but very dry where we were#And it was so NICE oh my god#I mean it was hot. I definitely felt. Dusty? After being outside for a while. Like fine sand sticks to you#(though there was a sandstorm while we were there which might be why)#But I did not feel sweaty nearly at all#And sweating WORKED it actually cooled you off. Shade worked. You could BREATH#It was hot as all hell but it was nice!#Also I get why people in some parts of the world shower every day now#I think there was a post about that once and it absolutely confused me#Because when I do that here it dries out my skin and scalp#But I showered every day in Greece and I was fine. Better than usual even! Idk if it's environment or water quality or what#But my guess is that a combination of spending way more time outside (so I definitely needed a shower faster) and the environment (?)#Made it less bad for my skin? Idk. Bodies are so cool
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That's it. That's the tweet.
#and then i left tumblr for another month#it physically pained me when i clicked the view post from a blocked acct button just to rapid fire scroll thru the most idiotic#twit status ive ever read#god when will this man shut up#when will he drop off the face of the earth and fade into irrelevance#why am i almost daily reminded of his presence on twitter!!#i am on edtwt and breadtwt and thats it!!#wtf do eds and politics have to do w this musty dusty crackass man 😭#get this cracker OFF MY TIMELINE#im showing up to elon musks house w a gun#ANYWAYS#dream neg#mcyt#stupid fucking minecraft men shenanigans ugh#this twt status was a hate crime idcidc#.jpg
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#trying 2 understand this shittttt#this feels like foreshadowing for future conflicts n stuff like the sports outfits resembling the god tier stuff#And the fucked up ball. maybe the matriorb or something didnt jane straight up have that in her inventory i still havent forgotten about tha#im wracking my brain. what does it Mean !!!!!!!#my rambles#ive been on these two same pages for 20 minutes#homestuck#names are melting together im so sleepy but im determined to understand this#This is so obviously foreshadowing they are dangling this shittttt#smoke comin outta my ears from how hard the cogs in my dusty brain are grindin against each other#something happens with the alpha kids When theyre all god tiers one of them isnt coming to do something really important#and aranea has something to do with it because she's referenced in the 'no reasonable person could care about even if offered loads of cash'#Thats her thing payin people to listen to her#what page is this. 5578#imma come back to this when bells start ringing as i keep readin#idk which character is supposed to represent which#it makes it harder when 3 of them are dudes when it's split 2/2 down tha middle with the alpha kids#maybe its not even the alpha kids fuckkkkkk
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Witness his reign of destruction!
Witness the pain he brings!
This is who you pray to!
This is who you worship!
This could be you next!
WHY WOULD YOU GIVE HIM THIS MUCH POWER!
#there are three toys made for biting in there#three chewing toys and he goes buck wild for a balled up piece of paper#yes the paper is safe for him to chew#but god damn it#what do i use my money for!#bnuuy#dusty fat boy#bunblr#bunnies#bunnies of tumblr#bunny :)#fucking bnuuy#bunbun
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