#mark and luke prob got their hands on that and they were like ayo what the hell last time we heard from this guy he was talking about peace
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hated orthodoxy so much i stopped beieving in god but it has the most metal takes ever. kickass tradition. "john the apostle and john of patmos are two different people actually cause historically-" a greek orthodox nun kicks down your door and starts singing byzantine chants john the apostle went through so much fuckery that he turned from a doe eyed rosy cheeked cherub to a deranged exiled old man who lives in a cave cause that's just the way of the lord when your name is john
#im not religious just insane.jpg#had so many canon events that he wrote revelation#mark and luke prob got their hands on that and they were like ayo what the hell last time we heard from this guy he was talking about peace#and love and how he's gods favorite#best character arc ever. strike one crucifixion strike one your friend kills himself strike three your brother gets fucking murdered.#and then all the rest of your friends also get murdered. and you never die you live longer than my grandpa's 100 year old dog in a dusty#cave forever writing cryptic shit and making people uncomfortable. just like morissey.
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