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Who exactly was the original Tumblr Sexyman?

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*Takes your gender* *Breathes on it* *Rubs it with my sleeve until it squeaks* *Hands it back to you* ☺️💕

my gender is not gendering today ):

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I was trynna play last night and an automaton tried to sell me car insurance for my ship.

I spent like an hour or two making this after being struck with inspiration

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If the word “HOOH”* (*In a caveman tone) was a face

i hope i never ever ever see this image while im high or it will also straight up kill me. it would make me so scared my skeleton would run away And id be a boneless scared heap on the ground

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It’s like repressing traumatic memories on yourself so you can be you.

Deleting a chunk of my writing to clean it up, close plot holes, and make my OCs act more realistically and like themselves physically hurts :']

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I love-hate this post with every fiber of my being.

PSA

avoid conforming to traditional gender norms by avoiding this common palette:

try using these palettes instead!!

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If they ever remove friendly fire, that game will go under so fast. It’s the best part of the game tbh

Same actually

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How I’m trynna be

Gnomes cannot experience hatred or bigotry.

The only gnome ever to experience a nasty thought died instantaneously of a brain aneurysm. As his body explosively vented all remaining good cheer, he rapidly transmuted into a stack of apricot honey tarts.

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Bold of you to assume I need a gun to fight

Any club is a fight club if you have a gun

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I plan to use “Waddup, bitches!” And never get monetized.

I don't know how many more 'ladies and gentlemen' youtube intros I can take

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He’s just a lil guy

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Yessss get it Mario, get your money 💰🥴🤑

Promotional photo of the Mario flag pole decoration at Nintendo New York.

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And the rush ends in like an hour, maybe less

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Folks, friends, y’all…. esk*mo is a slur. I understand a lot of people don’t know that, I don’t want to be a dick about it, but I’ve been seeing it in fics. Wanna write “esk*mo kisses”? Just say “nuzzled noses” or something.

I’m not here to call anybody out, it’s been in multiple fics, I’m not vague posting. This is just a psa. 👍🏻

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You put it into words???

For the most part, I like the psychology of religion. The idea that a human brain can create an image of its own creator and believe in such power that cannot be fathomed, only felt in faith.

The vast knowledge through science and technology and yet there are some people who haven’t changed from the mindset of a stone or book or temple since the Stone Age and before then.

I used to be religious as a kid (a church hopper, they say), and yet I had no idea how to perceive my god. Was he a physical entity I couldn’t see or was it an energy that I can feel and only follow the rules of? I was so confused as a kid as to why certain rules existed, how some things in these stones, books and temples contradicted themselves. It wasn’t til I was around 16 or 17 that I finally learned that I wasn’t questioning any religions or gods, I was questioning the people that followed rules that should’ve changed forever ago.

Its odd being an atheist with a deep appreciation for theology. It seems to weird people out sometimes. I get religious people who assume I'm some kinda "All religions are dumb and stupid" type, and atheists who assume I belong to whatever religion I'm talking about at the moment.

I genuinely do just like this stuff.

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I own a Nintendo Switch, an Xbox one (it’s superior stfu), a PC and got games on my phone. I just need the PlayStation and I’ll become the Game Avatar.

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Don’t worry, I’ve got you buddy

being held would be nice I think