#my fucking god he’s so pretty
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*cute lil grabby hands* samu samu samu gimme gimme gimme!!!
#i Want him#and i Want him Now#>:((((((((((#my fucking god he’s so pretty#grrrrrrrrr#tears his bandages off with my teeth#anyway hi good morning!#i hope wednesday is treating u well so far!!!#i am eating breakfast rn hehe#bf’s parents left for italy#which is super super exciting#they’re going to see family n look at a few houses!!!!#i’m rly happy for them c: i’m sure they’re going to have a wonderful time and come back with lots to show us n talk about!!!!#i am living vicariously through them LMAO#i hope u all have an awesome day <3#clari chatters#inky.bsd
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HELLO HANTENGU NATION (5 people)
I'VE MADE AN [unofficial] HEIGHT CHART FOR MYSELF
Hantengu: 5"5 (166cm) Sekido: 5"9 (175cm) Karaku: 5"9 (175cm) Urogi: 5"9 (175cm) Aizetsu: 5"9 (174cm) Zohakuten: 5"3 (160cm) Urami: 8"5 (257cm)
[little aftermath under the cut]
they're so annoying. peace is nonexistent... they're the best ever.
#null rot#cw blood#demon slayer amount of blood??#hantengu#hantengu clones#sekido#karaku#urogi#aizetsu#zohakuten#urami#demon slayer#kny#kimetsu no yaiba#FUCK WHY ARE THERE SO MANY OF THEM#DO YOU SEE MY VISION?? THEY'RE SO ANNOYING IN MY MIND BUT ARE SO HOT GUY CODED.........#LIKE SHUT THE FUCK UP PRETTY BOY#EVEN THE OLD ONE. i KNOW HE'S MAKING THE ELDERLY AND GILF HUNTERS ACT UP#OH MY GOD I NEED TO KEEP DRAWING THEY'RE LIKE SO FAMILY TO ME#BRO DO YOU KNOW HOW FAST EVERYTHING IS GOING TO GET FUCKED OVER IF YOU ADD YOURSELF TO THE PICTURE??????#OH MY GOD JUST. JUST GIVE ME A FEW DAYS OF MY FUCK#also ignore how i posted on my 'cleaner' blog. that was a fuck up. ill be posting everything here#ANYWAY MY REASONING FOR MAKING AIZETSU SHORTER BUT A CENTIMETER IS CAUSE I BELIEVE HES THE HANTENGU THAT WAS STILL GROWING + ZO#ALSO APPARENTLY YOU LOSE AN INCH EVERY DECADE AFTER FOURTY??? SO HANTENGU IS TINY.... AND HUNCHED IN MY MIND#AND URAMI IS GARGANTUAN DID YOU EVEN SEE HIM NEXT TO TANJIRO BRO? HANTENGU IS TALLER THAN THAT KID BY AN INCH IM P SURE HES IM THE 8FT RANG#the three caballeros are his at prime time height cause they look like theyd be in their prime yk??#i used a converter for the cm so if something is fucked. no its not. trust me bro
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JJK OLYMPICS OHHH YOURE A GENIUS
head spinning w sooooooo many athlete aus rn…..
satoru honestly isn’t half as cocky as the media makes him out to be but he could be because you bring up world champion men’s freestyle swim times and it’s his name on the scoreboard ten times before someone else shows up. he’s faster than himself by fifteen seconds all around, he’s earned a bit of cockiness. mentioned in the last post that whenever he’s at a competition and he finishes a race, he looks at the camera and signs a little infinity sign and then blows a kiss to you. some bitter old coach always calls him out on it, and gets him fined for unsportsmanlike conduct, and he’s happy to pay the fees if it means getting a message home to you, but eventually you two come up with a new code; and at his next race, he places gold, turns to the camera, crosses his middle finger over his pointer finger and smiles. when he’s in his post-race interview, he makes sure to explain that he does it for you with the widest smile on his face.
megumi nepotism baby but not in the same sport. toji was a multi gold medalist back in his heyday for shooting, so it’s not really a surprise to anybody that megumi has scary good aim, but he takes to archery instead of shooting. actually the idea of megumi being an emo little kid and throwing rocks at a tree when his dad pissed him off his hilarious, and even funnier is toji watching him, slightly amused and a little scared because megumi is maybe six and hitting the exact same spot every single time. he grows to be very blase about it—it’s more of a release/hobby for him that he happens to be really good at, and well, now good enough to earn a few olympic medals. megumi is not a fan of having his dad ruffle his hair on international television after he’s won, but he supposes it can’t be helped.
i don’t know where to put yuuta…. tennis…. tempting….. him in his little white shorts…. little grunts after he serves…. cries….. a complete 180 in his personality when he’s playing vs doing anything else. so charming and sweet and kinda shy when he’s being interviewed, and the second he steps on the court his eyes are so cold it’s scary…. need him… extremely nerdy about his rackets, and shoes, and clothes, and rambles to you about aerodynamics and posture and torque whenever you ask him to teach you, and you always have to shutup him up with a kiss and remind him that yeah you sort of want to learn to play tennis for him, but mostly you came bc he looks hot doing it. once he got asked in an interview if he ever thinks about you while he’s playing and his response was very concise, “no, never. it would be a big distraction,” and did not realize the implications of his heavily televised words.
also…. not to make this post 40% yuuta but we could pull from canon a bit and make his sport fencing. he doesn’t excel because he’s the strongest, it’s because he’s learned to treat the sword as an extension of himself and a good strategist… also because i like the image of him pulling the helmet/mask off and shaking his hair out………..
don’t even know where to put yuuji…. volleyball? basketball? track and field??? the irony of him easily being the most athletic but canonically does not want to play sports 😭 but i can see him playing a sport because someone scouts him and it turns out to be a way to make steady money to support himself and his grandpa :( by the time he’s qualified and made it to the olympics, wasuke is doing much better (thanks to yuuji having landed some preemptive sponsorships and being able to afford better medical care), but not so well enough that he can travel across the world to watch yuuji play. wasuke tells you that you should travel and be with yuuji, but yuuji is so touched by the idea that you would stay with his grandpa and be by his side when he’s away :(( he wins gold, of course, and he doesn’t even wait until the closing ceremony—which, he’d mentioned in all of his interviews, so nobody can be too upset. he’s on record saying, “i’m excited to play, but i’m even happier to be going home. my girlfriend and my grandpa are watching me and i miss them!” several times— he’s on the first flight home with flowers, and tears in his eyes. puts his gold medal on his grandpa’s neck as a thank you, and spends probably thirty minutes straight hugging you and kissing you and honestly don’t put it past him to propose now that he’s got nike ambassador money
nanami started judo as a way to relieve the stress of his overbearing job, and someone at the gym/training center notices he seems to be a natural despite being a beginner. he starts to draw a crowd, which annoys him at first because the point of judo was discipline and release from having to deal with too many people at his office job, but nanami supposes he can’t be too mad when you introduce yourself as a talent scout and offer him professional training. there’s irony in him accepting your offer, because it was definitely not based in professionalism at all… quitting his job as a salaryman to become a professional athlete in his mid-twenties was not on his bingo chart, but if it means he will have met you, then so be it. you’re with him all the way, through his training, competitions, world championships, qualifiers, all the way until he’s on the podium. you’re the first to congratulate him, but he interjects by telling you he’s quitting. you ask him why—he just won at the olympics for crying out loud, but nanami just shakes his head, puts down his flowers and his medal so his hands are free to hold your face and tell you, “it would be unethical to kiss my manager, so i am quitting.” (later, when everything is said and done, and you two are cuddling, you mention to him that he could just hire a new manager, and not quit his new career, to which he blushes because yeah… that’s probably more rational, but rational was not in his train of thought at the time)
#anonymous#nanami kento.......................................... god#also yuuji :((((( just a kid who wanted to do something nice for his grandpa I will CRY#immediate proposal when he gets home to you who does he think he is? yuuta?#speaking of yuuta he's like the best player his age and he's always asked to attend events or parties or whatever#and he's always like ah no thank you I am going home to my girlfriend#every fucking interview it's like yeah I love tennis but I love my girlfriend more for supporting and encouraging me#my girlfriend my girlfriend my girlfriend#one day he actually seems Excited to be doing his press conference and a journalist picks up on it to which yuuta happily raises his hand#and lets everyone know that he's now engaged. and very very grateful for his wife#he does the same shit a few years later like randomly during a press conference he's like#'I am kinda nervous. my baby didn't sleep well last night so I was up with him pretty late' and everyone's like BABY?#and yuutas like yeah! he's almost 14 months now do u wanna see him!#let me stop bringing kids into this bc w/ satoru and kento I could go on for hours....#jjk x reader#jujutsu kaisen x reader#jujutsu kaisen fluff#jujutsu kaisen smut#gojo x reader#gojo smut#yuuta x reader#yuuji x reader#megumi x reader#nanami kento x reader#once u asked megumi what he thinks about when he's practicing and he's so deadpan as he reloads and arrow#and right before he lets it go he's like 'ur ex boyfriend' and then hits the target dead in the center LMFAO#olympics au
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#screaming and clawing at my monitor asking every god why he's so fucking PRETTY. UGH.#bg3#bg3 astarion#astarion bg3#astarion brainrot#baldur's gate iii#daily astarion#baldurs gate iii#baldurs gate 3#baldur's gate 3#astarion#baldur's gate astarion#baldurs gate 3 astarion#astarion posting#astarion screenshots#astarion ancunin
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I squeaked and giggled and twirled my hair so now you will too!!! Here are some young Jeremy Brett pics that make me have feelings
Oh my god?????
#no he's just SO FUCKING PRETTY#the cheekbones??? the jawline???? THE EYES??? KSKDJDKALSLS#im dyiiiing#oh my gooooooooood#im actually peeling my skin off while chewing my organs piece by piece#yes that's how i feel JESUS#god bless men#that meaning jeremy brett#jeremy brett#my man#also his first wife was so pretty too?????#SHE LOOKED SO ELEGANT DAMN#the adventures of sherlock holmes#granada holmes#my fair lady
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four total pixels of pro rev frank being gorgeous as usual~🎃
#i would let him throw me off a cliff#god he’s so pretty#like it’s honestly a fucking problem#don’t worry i wouldn’t actually let him throw my off a cliff#frnkiebby#frank iero#mcr#my chemical romance#mcrmy#my chem#frnkiero#frnkie#ilhsm
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kaleidoscopic crush
#spider man: across the spider verse#pavitr prabhakar#gwen stacy#spider noir#spider punk#hobie brown#noirpunk#so. maybe i went a bit insane#i like poetry a regular amount i promise#this might be one of my favorite things i’ve ever made#first time drawing pav & gwen! they turned out—uh. okay!#the universes & noir himself get brighter as he acclimates :)#treacle (tart) means sweetheart in cockney rhyming slang#bc i cant fucking help myself lol#noir is so in love……….. just like we all are sdfkjhg#mans CANNOT handle how pretty hobie is in his element#to the anon who gave me the idea: thank you so much oh my gods#cw eyestrain#just in case#there is so much going on lol
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#fear and hunger#funger#enki ankarian#fear and hunger enki#enki fear and hunger#my beautiful princess#hes so cunty#hes so fine#i love him but why cant you hold the fucking claymore oh god#he's too pretty to be there
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MAJOR HADES 2 SPOILERS BUT...
FIRST SPOTTING OF ZAGREUS!! MY BOY 😭😭😭😭😭
also is Achilles (who is a SHADE btw) such a threat that Chronos froze him in time too??? LET HIM AND HIS HUSBAND HAVE THEIR HAPPY EVER AFTER FFS
#like all i can imagine is achilles leaving Patroclus in Elysium to work a shift at the house AND HE JUST NEVER RETURNS???#PATROCLUS IM SO SORRY WHY DO THE GODS HATE YOU#im also proud of my boy zagreus for leading the (maybe) attack on Chronos#and im pretty sure Thanatos is frozen right behind Achilles#(along with meg and dusa and persephone ofc)#which would explain why the entire surface world is fucked#but im just so offended that he froze a SHADE#LET HIM BE WITH PATROCLUS FFS#hades 2#hades 2 spoilers#zagreus#achilles#patroclus#thanatos#melinoe#hades#spoilers#also sorry for the poor quality photo lmao#hades spoilers
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guys. guys hear me. out. pelase hear me out im cooking i swear guys ple
#art#my art#dsmp#dream smp#dsmp fanart#technoblade#ctechno#technoblade fanart#half life#SORRY half life fans .........#i fucking ahate drawing the hev suit so bad ohhhhh my god#like oooh yeah let me spend an hour staring at machine plating and whatever the fuck#just for a dtupid fucking doodle that turns out mid anyways#FUCK YOU HEV SUIT 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕#< jokes btw. its actually pretty fun when im not losing my mind#the other contender for this wouldve been ctubbo. i think he would do well in half life#ctubbo would see a rocket launcher and adjoining rockets 100 ft away from a military helicopter#and think 'maybe god does love me.'#however i think ctechno has just enough Kill That Guy Disease to pull it off smoothly#as opposed to ctubbo who might die at the end
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☆ starscream tf sequences ~ es s2 ☆
#💖✈#earthspark spoilers#es spoilers#earthspark starscream#putting these in his tag so they can do cocomelon things to YOUR brains too. i hope they all end up working right#won't know if these actually function until i post em . but i like how they turned out#man how long has it been since my ass made a gifset#too long i tell you#this show got bad in this season. however#hes still so fucking pretty on god#my lovely plane wife...
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Vincent Price guest stars on the Steve Allen Show (1956)
#vincent price#steve allen#show#tire#tires#funny#hes so fucking cute#beautiful body indeed#beautiful body#🤤#sir!!#why is he so pretty#bicon#bisexual#god#horror#old horror movies#vintage#movie#actor#handsome#gif#gifs made by me#my gif#gifs
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I wanna squish and smooch his cheeks 💙
You keep missing.. but it's okay, Noritoshi's happy to have your lips and hands brush his skin at all..! yet, he'd still prefer you stop missing the mark..
You're lucky he's fond of you, he wouldn't let just anyone squish his face as they pleased. though no one gives his cheeks kisses like you, so in a way this is a fair trade.
#noritoshi#kamo noritoshi#noritoshi kamo#noritoshi x reader#kamo noritoshi x reader#noritoshi kamo x reader#jjk#jjk fanart#jujutsu kaisen#jujutsu kaisen fanart#YES MY HANDS KNOW A LITTLE ANIMATION. ITS ALL TO PUSH MY DOG BOY NORITOSHI AGENDA.#I NEED TO DRAW HIM BEING COOL TO SHOW THE GAP.. GOD FUCK ONE DAY. ONE DAY#I DIDNT MEAN TO GIVE HIM BORDERLINE LIP GLOSS //PUNCHING MYSELF#I READ IN A FIC THAT HE TAKES CARE OF HIMSELF AND HAS REALLY PRETTY LIPS SO IG HE WEARS SOME NOW#hey better to tempt you into aiming your kisses where he wants them#null rot#cloaked cult member
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Guys I fear I made him too pretty I gotta kill him off now ☹️
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#my art#art#my artwork#character design#my design#xmen fanart#x men 97#x men art#x men#nightcrawler#kurt wagner#uhg#what the fuck#he’s so pretty#hello#who made you#oh right#me lol#I made him#god#I need him#also if you know where he got that big scar#you get a comic veteran gold star#*flashbacks*#uncontrollable sobbing#the way i would let this man#*redacted*
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so we all saw @dr2-hell's updated bunnymaeda design right. because i sure as hell did
#martzipan#nagito komaeda#GRRGRGRGRRGHHH I'M OBSESSED WITH THIS DESIGNNNNN . I LOVE IT SO MUCHHHH#wanted to do some pose practice. so i went to my beloved pinterest board#and . considering i have been thinking nonstop abt bunnymaeda today. he seemed to be the best subject#this outfit is GORGEOUS and beautifully designed to like every last detail. i am truly insane about it#that said. oh my GOD it takes so long to draw.... all those damn BELTS#worth it though it's so so so fucking pretty. i want those boots and gloves i am Jealous#still not over the zipper. guys the zipper goes. it goes ALL the way to the tail. do you know what that Means#it means something i can let you infer. it also means that i can both draw bulge and evoke pussy imagery <3#<- most vulgar tag i have put on an art post in a while. mutuals you didn't read that one#really sad i couldn't include his little clover earring bc i think it's so cute#unfortunately i draw the maeda with little hair tufts at his ears#anyways i love this design so much. i am going to. Eat Him <3
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this shirt is everything to me
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