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Just watched the latest episode of Make Some Noise. I have never laughed so hard. I don’t think I breathed for most of the episode. I feel like I’m going to cry from residual hysterics. Anyway, if you can access Dropouts.tv go check out Brennan, Lou, and Jacob I don’t know, come together in perfect harmony of comedy. Synergy in action.
#dropout#college humor#brennan lee mulligan#lou wilson#jacob wysocki#my fucking abs hurt#I stopped laughing at one point and just started screaming#screaming crying throwing up#literally#i was screaming#i was crying#i almost threw up
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i sometimes remember that troy and abed didnt canonically kiss and im like ummmmmmm r u sure i've seen them do that I'm pretty sure
#my peegnis hurts#do you ever wonder if god is real#i mean#there must be something ouut there. surely.#im not saying there is some big meaning to life itself#but like honestly#why the fuck am i here#am i here to make my friends days#am i here to send a message to someone about something#if god is everloving#why would he make me suffer this way#why would he put me here#and expect me to do something for him#is this his plan?#is it his plan to make me suffer?#does my suffering bring him joy?#god. if you even recognise my voice. its me.#please.#just give me a sign#just tell me its all worth it#community#nbc community#abed nadir#trobed#troy barnes#community nbc#troy and abed#just give me a sign my suffering is worth it.
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#everyone call out of work tmrw challenge#how r u all.#does anyone else think its fucked that laios fav food is cheesecake#ppl who enjoy cheesecake cant keep getting away w it#anyways .#im bored . and my eye hurts#and im staring at my computer bc i want to draw but i also want to keep laying down#sigj . sighing#i wish dmesh had trgn chara depth#not to say dmesh charas arent deep or developed but#i like when fucked up things r happening in universe and they r messy a sa result and u have more emotional connection to whats happening#like yeah im sad ab falin for a while but does laios know what vash and knives and wolfwood had to go through. livio or elendira . does he#right… right#smth ab the visceral hatred and despair shared among thr trgn cast.. im obsessed . give me 14 more
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Adjusting my glasses to take a peek into the umbrella academy tag like Hmmmm. Maybe I don't want to watch the new season after all.
#im gonna be real I didnt even realize it had come out yet#where was all the marketing?? i saw none of it#Ive complained to friends before that a lot of the umbrella academy feels like hurt no comfort in a bad way#theyre SO good at making interesting compelling conflict on a personal level with the characters#and every time it happens I go “oh man I cant wait for the others to find out about this thing and react to it!”#but then it just. never happens. its forgotten and replaced with more character angst only us the audience seems to truly care about#example comes most to my mind is like almost every single thing that happens to Klaus in s1#my son got the end of the stick over and over and over and it was either always ignored or used as a punchline#and thats only funny the first 3 times#same w Luthor basically almost being sexually assulted by Allison (am I remembering that right? its been a while)#it happens. its bad. the audience goes “oh fuck I cant wait to see the reactions / pay off from other characters ab this”#then it just doesnt! give us that!#it never gives us that pay off!#idk that was always my biggest pet peeve#the umbrella academy#birds rambles
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Pov; he asks if you wana get lunch. Forgot to post this here!! Random Frank horrigan drawing because I think he's funny. I know he looks inaccurate but bro has like 4 different armor designs and I simply choose to make shit up, tried basing it more off his fo2 sprite though :]
#Fallout#Fallout 2#frank horrigan#digital art#Looking at red hurts my eyes so i had to take long breaks from this gdhsjkdsk. Like how it came out tho :]#dont ask me ab the weapon designs idk man fuck it#fan art
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……,…should i fire shots to keep the rent down?
#kinda wanna write fucking sukuna; babbling about how deep he is; how it hurts like nothing else you’ve ever experienced#his hand at your throat keeping you looking at him not even really pressing into you until you start talking more#hiccuping ‘you’re gonna-gonna-‘ ‘gonna what? hurt you? kill you?’#anyway that’s all i have that dialogue is just#hnnnnnnnnggg i need him to be so uncaring ab my life thank you#anyway sorry i will probably write this AHAHAHAHA#「mercury thirsts���#tw: snuff#to be sure
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#the doctor and jack actually make me so insane#like. i am going to live for a very long time and i have nobody that truly understands what its like to die and be reborn#and i latch onto people who will die and leave me and i will never get to experience genuinely spending my life with somebody#and you are immortal and you love me and you waited so long for me but i cannot bear even being in the same room as you#the very sight of you hurts.#i met you when you were chasing your past and i was running from mine#and now you chase me as i run from you.#you're too permanent. i don't know what permanent feels like anymore.#like my fucking god i have so much more to say but i am so tired and in so much pain😭 i just love them so much#this is specifically ab ten and jack btw if u couldnt tell#i just think theyre tragic and wonderful and i love them and despise them. u get it.#sorry these r all tags bc my thoughts r not coherent enough to actually post this. so im whispering.#tenjack
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i think i just met an angel????
#like im so fucking serious#okay so i got my birth control shot today but i broke the two needles i already had and got really upset bc the bc is 50 bucks#and in my head i was like omg i have to go back to the pharmacy now bc I can't just waste 50 bucks of bc#and there's air in the vial its gonna dry out whatever whatever i was freakin out bc I've already been stressed and sad#and this was just the cherry on top of the meltdown sundae that's been gettin scoop after scoop for weeks#but anyway i was sitting in the turn lane for the pharmacy closer to my place#(they ended up saying i had to go back to the og pharmacy to buy needles. understandable. still cried more ab it#mostly bc my legs hurt really fucking bad and i didn't want to drive all the way back but anyway)#as im sitting in the turn lane this lady comes up and knocks on my window and at first im like “im not opening the window are you crazy”#but she insists and is like i want to give you money you just look so sad so i crack the window in case she's like. bonkers and this is bait#but she straight up just gives me money and is like “you just looked so sad and I've been there i went through a really bad divorce#here's a hundred dollars“ and then she runs back to her car#so i just kinda sat there in shock and also cried harder bc that's a level of kindness I've never experienced before#im still kinda crying on and off bc omg i swear i met a real life fucking angel. i didn't even see her get back into a car#but tbf i was crying really hard#i did eventually get my needle and got my bc injected but. holy shit????#that was the most genuine kindness i think I've ever experienced and i will do my best to pay that forward whenever i have the means#cause money isn't the main reason I've been upset but it certainly hasn't been helping my mental health either#i already try to be kind when i have the capacity#but i think im going to start actively looking for things i can do to make peoples lives a little brighter#im still kind of in shock it didn't feel real i keep thinking im gonna look and the money will have disappeared but no#that actually happened and im gonna try even harder to be a better person now#i want to do something like that for someone in my position one day#what a way to start the year jfc
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guys pls pls pls pls send some fluffy/sweet things into my inbox- it could be requests, u just yapping ab ur day, hcs on a character, idrc im just feeling a bit sad tbh (also side note pls send in some fluffy dc asks i have sooo many nsfw asks and not enough fluff)
#rose rambling#i keep telling myself that im gonna get into batman beyond but every. fucking. time. i read tims lore in the beyond verse i ruin myself#(thats only part of the reason why im sad but. yk. i dont wanna overshare. sigh.)#same w the dc vampire au the fact that dick killed all of the robins makes me ILL#i dont know why i care so much about the batfam being happy but i just. wish they were happy in the dc timeline#(maybe its cuz i see my own family dynamic in theirs- they all care for eachother deeply but theyre all so traumatized individually that-#-they end up hurting eachother)#once again getting sad over fictional things...#and then also irl things that i don't really wanna talk ab rn#but yk#ANYWAYS! pls send in fluffy asks!#they dont even have to be requests#just some positive things idk#i desperately need some tim drake requests like i really want to hug him
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okay but what the FUCK was the name of the song at the end of episode 1 bc it keeps replaying in my head and it’s fucking me UP
#I don’t even know why it’s hurting me so bad but something ab it is just getting to me in my fucking chestttt#IT WONT STOP FUCKING PLAYING SOMEONE STOP IT#ofmd spoilers
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take pen15 off of tiktok rn bc ppl dont get it
#cheese *blush*#theyre all hating on maya for being a ‘bad friend’ THEY WERE LITERALLY KIDS😭😭😭 ITS SUPPOSE TO BE THEM BEING KIDS.!!!! OF COURSE#BOTH GIRLS ARE GOING TO BE ANNOYING AND MEAN TO EACHOTHER SOMETIMES😭😭#and u can always tell when ppl didnt watch it bc maya HAD been a good friend to ana multiple times but they both made mistakes#and accidentally hurt eachother😭 also ppl saying ‘mayas the type to do xyz’ and its something so horrible like thats a real person😭#the whole show is based off of them like why r u saying maya woukd fucking suibait someone THATS A REAL HUMAN.!!!!!!!#also i hate how they make fun of how the girls look like obviously they have makeup on and stuff but they really do look like that irl😭#its especially bad with maya cus everyone thinks shes ugly and hates on her 10x more than ana like just admit ur racist…#also its so ironic how there was an entire episode in the show where everyone was talking about how ume was so cute and maya felt bad#bc she was also asian and no one was saying that to her and literally everyone is bashing how she looks in the comments#while talking about how attractive shuji is in the same breath like guys . hello#i could talk endlessly ab pen15.. literally one of my fav shows and it makes me so sad to see ppl who havent even seen it say they hate#both maya and ana:(
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need to do my nails but ive been biting them n just generally mauling my own hand bc of my anxiety so its like. why bother. but like its Bad...
#txt#nail beds r fucked ive got a lot of random tiny cuts all over my hands that i genuinely have no idea where i got them#like Help....#plus theyre also a Lil hurt from playing guitar but its nothing crazy just makes me even more Ughhh abt doing anything ab it :/
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taking calves off my deadlift day and adding grip and core work. just to see
#evan says shit#gymposting#decline crunches what the fuck. i thought i had strong abs jesus christ#also i think i tweaked my back again. took a month to stop hurting last time 😙✌️
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something something please dont ask me "are you sure your asexual??" when i sometimes talk about the possibility of having sex
YES!! I AM STILL ASEXUAL!! EVEN IF I EXPRESS THE DESIRE TO HAVE SEXUAL ENCOUNTERS!! EVEN IF I MAKE SEX JOKES (damn near all the jokes i make, mind you)!!
asexuals fuck. asexuals dont. what does and doesn't go on in someones bed is none of your fucken business unless. you're. in. it.
#im trying to be understanding when my friends question my sexuality to any degree but fuck im tired.#we're all queer but theres definitely a. certrain degree of weird when regarding my bein ace#which i get they've prolly never met someone like me before but yk.#IVE. never met someone like me and it can get frustratin a lil bit cus indont entirely have someone i can connect ab it with :/#sorry lol didn't mean to go on a tangent but god damn#gods i realize that sounds like the whole 'im not like other people' its not I swear oops#its frustrating of being questioned and not having someone to connect to over shared experience :/#i love being sorrounded by people who are sex positive! its helped in gettin more comfortable about it and healin from perosnal shit#im all for causal conversations about sex!#but theres definitely a disconnect and it hurts sometimes#sometimes it even feels like im trying to be something im not when it comes to anything regarding it
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sorry 2 all my nonamerican followers bc im ab to make everyone look at trumps mugshot a LOT
#IVE BEEM WAITING FOR THIS DAY FOR YEEEAAAAARS#gonna MEME THE FUCK OUT OF IT#and reminder. bc this recently ended a friendship and im hurting ab it#but i *am* american (and yes as an indigenous person i still consider myself american)#and this is my open journal so im gonna talk ab american political stuff. unfollow button is top right
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god i love when she’s mean to me
tonight she called me a pathetic, desperate whore, used my mouth, only getting herself off as i begged for her cock, she slapped me so hard it left bruises along my tits, and face, gonna think about her every time i see them. 🥰
eventually she gave in to my begging and fucked me, overstimulating me until i was begging her to stop, but she didn’t, she just said that i make the best noises when i’m crying in pain and pleasure ❤️
#ugh i love when she hurts me it’s so hot i begged her to be even crueler than usual#she always avoided my face but i have time off of work so inwas like… just fuck me all the way up pls#lesbian ns/fw#me#queer nsft#lesbian nsft#this is ab lesbian sex only!!!!
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