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barbarian-angel · 4 months ago

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Just watched the latest episode of Make Some Noise. I have never laughed so hard. I don’t think I breathed for most of the episode. I feel like I’m going to cry from residual hysterics. Anyway, if you can access Dropouts.tv go check out Brennan, Lou, and Jacob I don’t know, come together in perfect harmony of comedy. Synergy in action.

#dropout #college humor #brennan lee mulligan #lou wilson #jacob wysocki #my fucking abs hurt #I stopped laughing at one point and just started screaming #screaming crying throwing up #literally #i was screaming #i was crying #i almost threw up

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boyfeelxo · 8 months ago

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i sometimes remember that troy and abed didnt canonically kiss and im like ummmmmmm r u sure i've seen them do that I'm pretty sure

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lemongogo · 4 months ago

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hi

#everyone call out of work tmrw challenge #how r u all.#does anyone else think its fucked that laios fav food is cheesecake #ppl who enjoy cheesecake cant keep getting away w it #anyways .#im bored . and my eye hurts #and im staring at my computer bc i want to draw but i also want to keep laying down #sigj . sighing #i wish dmesh had trgn chara depth #not to say dmesh charas arent deep or developed but #i like when fucked up things r happening in universe and they r messy a sa result and u have more emotional connection to whats happening #like yeah im sad ab falin for a while but does laios know what vash and knives and wolfwood had to go through. livio or elendira . does he #right… right #smth ab the visceral hatred and despair shared among thr trgn cast.. im obsessed . give me 14 more

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oh-no-its-bird · 3 months ago

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Adjusting my glasses to take a peek into the umbrella academy tag like Hmmmm. Maybe I don't want to watch the new season after all.

#im gonna be real I didnt even realize it had come out yet #where was all the marketing?? i saw none of it #Ive complained to friends before that a lot of the umbrella academy feels like hurt no comfort in a bad way #theyre SO good at making interesting compelling conflict on a personal level with the characters #and every time it happens I go “oh man I cant wait for the others to find out about this thing and react to it!”#but then it just. never happens. its forgotten and replaced with more character angst only us the audience seems to truly care about #example comes most to my mind is like almost every single thing that happens to Klaus in s1 #my son got the end of the stick over and over and over and it was either always ignored or used as a punchline #and thats only funny the first 3 times #same w Luthor basically almost being sexually assulted by Allison (am I remembering that right? its been a while)#it happens. its bad. the audience goes “oh fuck I cant wait to see the reactions / pay off from other characters ab this”#then it just doesnt! give us that!#it never gives us that pay off!#idk that was always my biggest pet peeve #the umbrella academy #birds rambles

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culpeppercheckers721 · 4 months ago

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“Verbally defending Abe isn’t enough, I need to fight someone”

— Me, on what are probably multiple accounts

#he’s an IDIOT sometimes but I fucking love him ok? and I’ll never understand how it is physically possible not to #abe woodhull #abraham woodhull #turn washington's spies #turn amc #amc turn #turn memes #my stuff #turn washington’s spies #turn washingtons spies #turn: washingtons spies #turn: washington's spies #I’m trying not to cause actual conflict as we are all entitled to our opinions!! but the Abe slander hurts my heart sometimes 😭

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a-ikuoliver · 4 months ago

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……,…should i fire shots to keep the rent down?

#kinda wanna write fucking sukuna; babbling about how deep he is; how it hurts like nothing else you’ve ever experienced #his hand at your throat keeping you looking at him not even really pressing into you until you start talking more #hiccuping ‘you’re gonna-gonna-‘ ‘gonna what? hurt you? kill you?’#anyway that’s all i have that dialogue is just #hnnnnnnnnggg i need him to be so uncaring ab my life thank you #anyway sorry i will probably write this AHAHAHAHA #「mercury thirsts」#tw: snuff #to be sure

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usermoreid · 9 months ago

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#the doctor and jack actually make me so insane #like. i am going to live for a very long time and i have nobody that truly understands what its like to die and be reborn #and i latch onto people who will die and leave me and i will never get to experience genuinely spending my life with somebody #and you are immortal and you love me and you waited so long for me but i cannot bear even being in the same room as you #the very sight of you hurts.#i met you when you were chasing your past and i was running from mine #and now you chase me as i run from you.#you're too permanent. i don't know what permanent feels like anymore.#like my fucking god i have so much more to say but i am so tired and in so much pain😭 i just love them so much #this is specifically ab ten and jack btw if u couldnt tell #i just think theyre tragic and wonderful and i love them and despise them. u get it.#sorry these r all tags bc my thoughts r not coherent enough to actually post this. so im whispering.#tenjack

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themanwhowouldbefruit · 7 months ago

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my doctor was sooooo fucking worthless and unhelpful im going to masturbate and i hope it fucking kills me

#“no need for follow up”#“yeah you did have several cysts we scrapped off your remaining ovary but. dw about it. idk why they were there. dw about it. oh also your #ovary on that side was freakishly huge but. dw about it. it might go away. dw about it #*doctor shrug emoji* “#“go see a gyno next year maybe. but not me im too important for that. go find and onboard a gyno to your situation. next year maybe idk lol”#he barely even looked at my incision like #this fucking appointment could have been an email. or a phone call. or they just could have let me start driving again. also i forgot to ask #if i can stop drinking ensure now or after the 6 weeks? cause that shit cost $$$$. but he probably would have been super unhelpful if i had #fr fr this guy only wanted to give me the time of day when he thought i might have fun cancer inside and now he's like gtfo!!!! get your #fugly cancerless ass out of here!!!! recover from a major surgery on your own you swagless cancerless loser 🤣 we arent helping your #swagless ass!!!#anyway it seems weird and fucked up that im was never offered to see a physical therapist and i guess am going to have to blindly trust my #abs they sliced thru are healing or whatever and to rawdog my own physical recovery of my muscles? even just dumb shit like. my center of #gravity has drastically changed since the mass removal and my back hurts like shit all the time because all my posture muscles were built up #for when i had an extra 30 pounds of cyst hanging in the front and my posture and walking reflected that. and i lowkey don't know how #hard i am able to be with my healing incision because its really tight and makes me hunch forwards still. like i would really like to know #how much i can safely or maybe should be forcing my skin and incision to stretch. without damage? is that crazy #am i crazy???#this shit is why i didnt see a doctor for 2 years until my problems had snowballed into a 30 pounds ovarian cyst that was crushing my other #organs and had one of my kidneys all backed up with piss. and even getting emergency treatment for it everyone was like. how did you like it #get this bad?? how could you not know you needed to seek medical treatment???? like. bro. seeking medical treatment isnt even a guarantee to #get medical treatment.#anyway he said my “remaining ovary seemed low key polycystic but dw about it. don't quote me on that im not dealing with it.”#bro i dont want to doctor google it i wanted an actual doctor to deal with it. fuck you.#like. maybe even a doctor who knows my situation so i dont have to struggle with getting someone to believe me and take me seriously.#but whatever. back to trying to figure out the daily protein and extra calories my body needs for recovery via doctor google i guess.#its fine 🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬

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redr0sewrites · 4 months ago

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guys pls pls pls pls send some fluffy/sweet things into my inbox- it could be requests, u just yapping ab ur day, hcs on a character, idrc im just feeling a bit sad tbh (also side note pls send in some fluffy dc asks i have sooo many nsfw asks and not enough fluff)

#rose rambling #i keep telling myself that im gonna get into batman beyond but every. fucking. time. i read tims lore in the beyond verse i ruin myself #(thats only part of the reason why im sad but. yk. i dont wanna overshare. sigh.)#same w the dc vampire au the fact that dick killed all of the robins makes me ILL #i dont know why i care so much about the batfam being happy but i just. wish they were happy in the dc timeline #(maybe its cuz i see my own family dynamic in theirs- they all care for eachother deeply but theyre all so traumatized individually that-#-they end up hurting eachother)#once again getting sad over fictional things...#and then also irl things that i don't really wanna talk ab rn #but yk #ANYWAYS! pls send in fluffy asks!#they dont even have to be requests #just some positive things idk #i desperately need some tim drake requests like i really want to hug him

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sunnibits · 1 year ago

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okay but what the FUCK was the name of the song at the end of episode 1 bc it keeps replaying in my head and it’s fucking me UP

#I don’t even know why it’s hurting me so bad but something ab it is just getting to me in my fucking chestttt #IT WONT STOP FUCKING PLAYING SOMEONE STOP IT #ofmd spoilers

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reignbowarbiter · 1 year ago

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take pen15 off of tiktok rn bc ppl dont get it

#cheese *blush*#theyre all hating on maya for being a ‘bad friend’ THEY WERE LITERALLY KIDS😭😭😭 ITS SUPPOSE TO BE THEM BEING KIDS.!!!! OF COURSE #BOTH GIRLS ARE GOING TO BE ANNOYING AND MEAN TO EACHOTHER SOMETIMES😭😭#and u can always tell when ppl didnt watch it bc maya HAD been a good friend to ana multiple times but they both made mistakes #and accidentally hurt eachother😭 also ppl saying ‘mayas the type to do xyz’ and its something so horrible like thats a real person😭#the whole show is based off of them like why r u saying maya woukd fucking suibait someone THATS A REAL HUMAN.!!!!!!!#also i hate how they make fun of how the girls look like obviously they have makeup on and stuff but they really do look like that irl😭#its especially bad with maya cus everyone thinks shes ugly and hates on her 10x more than ana like just admit ur racist…#also its so ironic how there was an entire episode in the show where everyone was talking about how ume was so cute and maya felt bad #bc she was also asian and no one was saying that to her and literally everyone is bashing how she looks in the comments #while talking about how attractive shuji is in the same breath like guys . hello #i could talk endlessly ab pen15.. literally one of my fav shows and it makes me so sad to see ppl who havent even seen it say they hate #both maya and ana:(

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toelessbastard · 9 months ago

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lu guang, after jumping out a several story high building, running accross the ciry, somehow aquiring a speed boat, all with a recovering stab wound, after doing some sick pouncing on his favorite guy, breathless: oh good.🤗😏😏 just on time🤗😚😚

#i desire him carnally #i saw the squeedboat i was like no way?? no way?a?a?#AND THEN HE POUNCEDDDDDD #AUAGHAHAHAJDJSJS #girl i might be simping. lmfao.#THE WHOLE TIME I WAS LITERALLY PREPARING FOR SOMEONE TO DIE. LIKE I FELT IT. MY BONES MAN #praying for qiao ling rn #LOVEEEEE THE TRAUMA ON THE MAIN DETECTIVE THO HAHAHA ever since he got wrapped up w these two its been tragedy after tragedy hehe #link click #my fucking guy. augh #im so??? ab the new trio tho #like i watched the new pmv song for them and hnnmg......why do u want my boys (and landlady) dead........#i like their greyscaled morality tho its v sexy. hurts me intensely. sobs #woahg that rhymed #toe babbling

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bunnyb34r · 9 months ago

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I need life to slow the fuck down bc my skin is starting to hurt real bad from all this picking :/

#marquilla #i need a healthy coping mechanism but nothing hits like self destruction dgdgdghddg #my brain is hard wired from genetics to pick at my skin and hair on both sides 😭 i was doomed from the start #i do try to not do it btw im not like oh well guess theres no options! like no i know but i need a foolproof one #or for life to fucking chill #every four years i become an over plucked chicken for 10 months and think ab pulling my head hair out bc yall are driving me up the wall #i got into a fight in 2016 ab the election and i nearly started punching... like i had to hit the bed instead bc im like god i cant hurt #them but GOD DO I FEEL THE NEED TO TO GET YOU TO GET IT #i think i like plucked DEEP that day just taking my anger and frustration out bc good lord #like how can you be like hmm well im gonna vote for this guy bc fuck poor people. i work retail and so i see people abusing ebt a lot #therefore it makes me mad and i wanna stop it.#like you only notice the 'fraud' and misuse/bad choices people make bc thats negative in your mind so #your brain holds onto it. youre not noticing the poor people who are just minding their business using ebt and feeding their family #ive gotten through to them at least a little ab how fraud is less than 1% and that the fraud is usually selling stamps for cash for diapers #and shit and that it's people sharing cards bc they need to pool their funds to feed their families #that the people you see stealing or buying expensive ass meats on ebt are not the majority and if they wanna waste their limited funds each #month like that then thats a them problem. mind your business.#anyway im fucking like deteriorating sggdgdggd

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fadeintoyou1993 · 5 months ago

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need to do my nails but ive been biting them n just generally mauling my own hand bc of my anxiety so its like. why bother. but like its Bad...

#txt #nail beds r fucked ive got a lot of random tiny cuts all over my hands that i genuinely have no idea where i got them #like Help....#plus theyre also a Lil hurt from playing guitar but its nothing crazy just makes me even more Ughhh abt doing anything ab it :/

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sevens-evan · 5 months ago

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taking calves off my deadlift day and adding grip and core work. just to see

#evan says shit #gymposting #decline crunches what the fuck. i thought i had strong abs jesus christ #also i think i tweaked my back again. took a month to stop hurting last time 😙✌️

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mydemonsdrivealimo · 6 months ago

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thinking ab jensen post crying-for-the-first-time-in-20-yrs bc okay the crying itself was important. but it also broke some dam in him and he starts crying All the time. like things that have never made him emotional before have him sobbing on the floor. bryce came home to jensen crying bc he killed an ant on their kitchen. he walks out of their room for 2 minutes and comes back to jensen crying into a pillow bc he thought ab the pets dying. like he can't find his "it is what it is" attitude for months and it's a mess but also. he needs it so bad.

#emotional jenny my beloved #the incident that triggers the crying is fucking ROUGH #literally hurts to think ab #but also he needed it or else he wouldve just. stayed the same forever.#jensen valentine #bryce lahela × jensen valentine

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