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barbarian-angel · 6 months ago
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Just watched the latest episode of Make Some Noise. I have never laughed so hard. I don’t think I breathed for most of the episode. I feel like I’m going to cry from residual hysterics. Anyway, if you can access Dropouts.tv go check out Brennan, Lou, and Jacob I don’t know, come together in perfect harmony of comedy. Synergy in action.
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boyfeelxo · 10 months ago
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i sometimes remember that troy and abed didnt canonically kiss and im like ummmmmmm r u sure i've seen them do that I'm pretty sure
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lemongogo · 6 months ago
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hi
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oh-no-its-bird · 5 months ago
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Adjusting my glasses to take a peek into the umbrella academy tag like Hmmmm. Maybe I don't want to watch the new season after all.
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robotrashfox · 2 months ago
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Pov; he asks if you wana get lunch. Forgot to post this here!! Random Frank horrigan drawing because I think he's funny. I know he looks inaccurate but bro has like 4 different armor designs and I simply choose to make shit up, tried basing it more off his fo2 sprite though :]
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a-ikuoliver · 6 months ago
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……,…should i fire shots to keep the rent down?
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usermoreid · 11 months ago
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fxckinemo · 8 days ago
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i think i just met an angel????
#like im so fucking serious#okay so i got my birth control shot today but i broke the two needles i already had and got really upset bc the bc is 50 bucks#and in my head i was like omg i have to go back to the pharmacy now bc I can't just waste 50 bucks of bc#and there's air in the vial its gonna dry out whatever whatever i was freakin out bc I've already been stressed and sad#and this was just the cherry on top of the meltdown sundae that's been gettin scoop after scoop for weeks#but anyway i was sitting in the turn lane for the pharmacy closer to my place#(they ended up saying i had to go back to the og pharmacy to buy needles. understandable. still cried more ab it#mostly bc my legs hurt really fucking bad and i didn't want to drive all the way back but anyway)#as im sitting in the turn lane this lady comes up and knocks on my window and at first im like “im not opening the window are you crazy”#but she insists and is like i want to give you money you just look so sad so i crack the window in case she's like. bonkers and this is bait#but she straight up just gives me money and is like “you just looked so sad and I've been there i went through a really bad divorce#here's a hundred dollars“ and then she runs back to her car#so i just kinda sat there in shock and also cried harder bc that's a level of kindness I've never experienced before#im still kinda crying on and off bc omg i swear i met a real life fucking angel. i didn't even see her get back into a car#but tbf i was crying really hard#i did eventually get my needle and got my bc injected but. holy shit????#that was the most genuine kindness i think I've ever experienced and i will do my best to pay that forward whenever i have the means#cause money isn't the main reason I've been upset but it certainly hasn't been helping my mental health either#i already try to be kind when i have the capacity#but i think im going to start actively looking for things i can do to make peoples lives a little brighter#im still kind of in shock it didn't feel real i keep thinking im gonna look and the money will have disappeared but no#that actually happened and im gonna try even harder to be a better person now#i want to do something like that for someone in my position one day#what a way to start the year jfc
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redr0sewrites · 6 months ago
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guys pls pls pls pls send some fluffy/sweet things into my inbox- it could be requests, u just yapping ab ur day, hcs on a character, idrc im just feeling a bit sad tbh (also side note pls send in some fluffy dc asks i have sooo many nsfw asks and not enough fluff)
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sunnibits · 1 year ago
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okay but what the FUCK was the name of the song at the end of episode 1 bc it keeps replaying in my head and it’s fucking me UP
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reignbowarbiter · 1 year ago
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take pen15 off of tiktok rn bc ppl dont get it
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fadeintoyou1993 · 7 months ago
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need to do my nails but ive been biting them n just generally mauling my own hand bc of my anxiety so its like. why bother. but like its Bad...
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sevens-evan · 7 months ago
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taking calves off my deadlift day and adding grip and core work. just to see
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steampunkedparm · 2 years ago
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something something please dont ask me "are you sure your asexual??" when i sometimes talk about the possibility of having sex
YES!! I AM STILL ASEXUAL!! EVEN IF I EXPRESS THE DESIRE TO HAVE SEXUAL ENCOUNTERS!! EVEN IF I MAKE SEX JOKES (damn near all the jokes i make, mind you)!!
asexuals fuck. asexuals dont. what does and doesn't go on in someones bed is none of your fucken business unless. you're. in. it.
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storm-of-feathers · 1 year ago
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sorry 2 all my nonamerican followers bc im ab to make everyone look at trumps mugshot a LOT
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theartofascending · 2 years ago
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god i love when she’s mean to me
tonight she called me a pathetic, desperate whore, used my mouth, only getting herself off as i begged for her cock, she slapped me so hard it left bruises along my tits, and face, gonna think about her every time i see them. 🥰
eventually she gave in to my begging and fucked me, overstimulating me until i was begging her to stop, but she didn’t, she just said that i make the best noises when i’m crying in pain and pleasure ❤️
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