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screams-in-agony · 4 months ago
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Went outside for the first time in 2 months…..
I’m never doing that again.
Edit: just found out I have sunburn between my toes. Everything is so much worse.
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serial-unaliver · 2 months ago
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nothing infuriates me more than, when someone points out rich people donate a lesser income percentage, the response is "well that's why they're rich loool poor people are so dumb for donating money to anyone" because 1. they'd still be fucking rich if they have a consistently high income and 2. what a bleak worldview to have. "you're such a loser for caring about people less fortunate than you when you're not financially stable yourself ". the fact that anyone hears that and thinks they're a good person for agreeing is insane. completely devoid of compassion and connection to fellow human beings. I do not view you in a more positive light than billionaires.
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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 11 months ago
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No time to play. You are being sent away.
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#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#yu ziyuan#jiang yanli#jiang cheng#wei wuxian#Do you know how hard it was to *not* do a 'Sold To One Direction' spoof comic? It took nearly all my will power.#Mostly because it misaligns a little too far off from the canon events and vibes.#But sit with me for a moment. Consider it:#“BEEP BEEP BEEP. I threw my pillow at my alarm clock. ”Wei Wuxian get your lazy ass downstairs!“ Yu Ziyuan yelled.#I ran to the bathroom and looked in the mirror to see my grey orbs staring back at me.#I put my long straight black hair in a ponytail with a red ribbon.#I went downstairs to see my adoptive mother holding a bottle of vodka and a cigarette.#'Listen up whore! I need money to pay the bills so I sold you. Your new owners will be here any minute so go pack!'#I stormed upstairs. There was no way I was going to let her sell me to a creepy old man!#I decided to run away. Since I'm not like other girls I don't have very many friends.#My gay friend Lan Zhan was mean but he lived like a block away.#As I opened the door I saw Wen Chao blocking the door. 'Ello Love. We're your new owners!'#I rolled my eyes and pushed him. 'Aren't you from that stupid Wen Sect? There's no way in hell I'm going with you!'#Hey again. It's me the OP of this blog taking a pause. I haven't actually read this story before aside from the memes#and I am honestly reeling from how this watpad fic chapter ends. What do you mean one of the one direction boys chloroforms her???#Chapter 2 is so much worse#Why is there such a strong focus on the *eyes* of every boy!!!#This fanfic is a horror story actually. I came into it trying to make a funny parody but I got in over my head. Dear God.#It's me again. Several minutes have passed and I'm on chapter 4. What the FUCK is going on here?#I feel like I opened up pandora's box hoping for a fun little treat and got the plauge upon me. Dont read this fic.
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dvcky-duck · 3 months ago
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meow meow meow meow
decided to do that one art style thing
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bamsara · 1 year ago
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Also why did July become of the most busiest, hottest and most expensive month of my life
I need August to become boring as shit. No more shit happening to me, no more emergencies, no weddings, no birthdays, no health scares, no more heatwave, no more social obligations, no nothing I just want to stay home, make stickers for my life blood aka patreons and write fanfiction in an air-conditioned space PLEASE
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seagull-scribbles · 9 months ago
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Happy valentines! what says ‘love’ like two smelly, unwashed teen boys?
Drew this after a lovely convo with @less-depresso-more-espresso, who also gave me this song to listen to 💕 so this one’s for you bestie aha
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navybrat817 · 3 months ago
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I came back to work this week with 12 meetings and training requests over a 2 week span starting next week. It has since been increased to 16.
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Send help, lovelies. Please. 😂😭❤️
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azureapostlesasaki · 1 month ago
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Is Mr. Kunikida back though-
I mean, that would be nice-
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aprikota · 7 months ago
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everyone loves supporting artists until they actually have to support artists
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nordfjording · 2 months ago
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Doing the biannual round of checking in on and managing my retirement and high interest savings accounts ($147 dollars)
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spookieloop · 1 year ago
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Fighting for my LIFE to not write a fic where Durge and Ascended Astarion approach Enver Gortash to join their world domination polycule.
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theanonymousninja247 · 1 year ago
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*KICKS DOOR DOWN WITH A WHOOP AND HOLLER*
LADIES AND GENTS HERE FROM THE HEART
I HAVE A FABULOUS PIECE OF ART
STRAIGHT FROM A MASTERS HAND
A PERFECT PICTURE FOR MAH BEST FRIEND
Words will never be enough to express my complete and utter ecstatic joy in receiving this for my friend. Bless you bootiful human!!!
*snickers madly* Ohhhhhhh Shortcaaaaaake I have somethin for juuuuuuuu
@spectra-bear @anobodyinabog
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navybrat817 · 3 months ago
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Hey, lovelies! After the crazy training and multiple meetings over the last couple of weeks, my entire workload has shifted and shit is already hitting the fan. I don't know how much I'll be around today (or this week) to play, but sending all the good vibes out and would love some in return. ❤️
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raasu · 11 days ago
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Ugh I’m so fucking pissed man, an asshole roommate gave away my freaking basket that I use for gardening and giving candy in Halloween.
It was also part of my costume this year.
It’s so freaking hard to find a solid handle on a decent sized basket.
Like look at this beauty
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She will forever be missed.
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ghostlyboysstories · 3 months ago
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sooooo…i may or may not have a screen time limit on my phone now because apparently six hours is too much and my mental health is grossly impacted by actual mental health problems and not my device. not saying my device didn’t have a part to play, because i’m sure it did a bit, but this sets back the novel completion date by another few months. instead of getting roan and arrow by a week before Christmas, they’ll officially be done by March of 2025.
so that was my week and a half. how was yours?
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heavenknowsffs · 1 month ago
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Some people really don't understand stuff not matter how many times you explain it to them until you're mean about it
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