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Telling secrets, there on the mattress. 💋
Taking another sip of the Merlot that Emily had kindly poured out for you into your lipstick-stained glass, you felt dizzy. You were somewhat seeing double in your inebriated state, but you didn’t mind, what’s better than one Prentiss? A second, obviously.
Tenderly she leans forward, you gaze into her eyes, each coffee coloured iris just sparkling under the big central light. Her lips pin up into a smirk, exposing her dimples on either side. Intoxicated and confident, you match her movement but let Emily lead the way. She was always the one in control, every time you met up, she took care of you.
It’s a dance the two of you have done for years, she takes to dinner, douses your stomach with too much red wine and pasta, shyly holds your hand down the street as she brings you home. It’s always the same excuse; “come and see how much Sergio has grown!”
In all fairness, you do get to cuddle with Sergio every time. But he lays between the pair of you, both of you, exhausted and nude, with the light from the cheap nylon curtains peeking through and gracing your bodies in sunlight.
This evening was no different, her crimson nails trailing up your wrists leaving your arms decorated with goosebumps under her fingers.
“You look so gorgeous tonight.” Emily all but purrs her compliment into your ears, her breath tickling over your neck causing you to shiver. She always knew how to get to you, her touch made your body ignite, no matter how little or gentle it was.
Her hands find your thighs, squeezing softly and skittering her nails in between them, feeling the pudgy flesh under her fingers and your conscious collapsing underneath her. Her smirk only grew wider with the knowledge you were hers, putty in her hands once again. With her lips marking your neck, biting heart shaped bruises into your porcelain complexion, you shuffle closer. Tearing her lips from your throat, crashing your lips into hers.
She tastes like the wine you shared and your fondest memories, no matter how much you try to deny her, you can’t deny the hold she has over. Pushing the thoughts of what your mother would think of you right now, your tongue makes its way into her mouth. Oh you could never resist her, and with her kiss she calls for you like a siren song. Every single brush of her tongue more sensual than the last.
“You missed me?” Emily teases, letting her knee push against your heat when she notices you squirming. Holding you closer and undressing you like you were the best present on Christmas morning. Watching her pupils widen as she glances over your now-bare breasts, she shakes her head and chuckles, leaning down to suckle over your rosebud nipples.
Unable to escape the pleasure, you rut yourself against her knee like a bitch in heat for as long as you’re allowed before Prentiss pushes your back to the mattress. Pinning you down with her hips as she plants gentle, wet kisses over your belly. Taking her time to tease around your belly button, twiddling with the piercing that resides there as you gasp and groan. With each kiss she travels further and further south, before her mouth meets your underwear-clad cunt.
Peeling away your already soaked thong, she brushes her finger over your clit, her touch featherlight and teasing. Noticing the way your head falls back in ecstasy as she taunts you with what you were both wanting.
“Tell me you want me.” She husked, twirling her fingers either side of your heart, just touching so close to where you wanted her most. The sensations were maddening, your core clenches around nothing as if it was asking for her fingers itself. You mewl out a few sweet nothings about how you’ve waited for this since the last time, how you can only get yourself off if you think about her standing at the end of your bed. With her hair tied up and her makeup a little messy, her strap-on tied tightly around her hips as she orders you to suck her dick. How the only thing that can make you cum alone anymore is the thought of looking up at her through your lashes and reminiscing of the feeling of her hand scratching your scalp as she praises you.
“Then you can have me, all of me.” The taller girl cooed before her fingers find your pussy once more. She traces circles over it softly, knowing how much you enjoy the build up and how much it drives you crazy when you get needy and beg for more. Your hips jerk up, searching for more of her, needing all that she could give you. She complies, making herself comfortable between your thighs before she tilts her face forward and passionately begins making out with your pussy. Each gentle stroke of her tongue flickering over your bead makes you beg. Thighs wrap round her head like a spider caught in a web, but Emily is not the prey and you are not a spider. For as long as you’ll let her, she’ll eat you out until you cry for mercy. You belong to her.
Emily flattens her tongue and licks stripes up to your clit, swirling her tongue around it with every stripe, completely unfazed by the bucking of your hips up into her face. They crash and collide like waves in the ocean and you were desperately to ride that high, your orgasm approaching quicker and quicker. When it hits it’s a tsunami, the mental memories flash before your eyes when the fireworks go off inside your belly, rutting your hips into her lips begging for more whilst your hands tug at her hair and caresses the back of her hair as gentle as you could be.
“P-Please.. Em please.. Again… Need to so bad.” You choked on your own words, sobbing in pleasure as you clench your thighs around her. Her hands make their way to your waist, pushing her thumbs into the depths of your hipbones, forcibly restraining you with her strength. Looking up at you through her eyelashes and nodding her head, you let go.
Coming undone on her tongue like it’s what you were born to do. You groan and writhe on her bed, soaking into her sheets you feel paralysed in pleasure. And she just won’t. Let. Up. She knew your maximum was two, you were never able to reach a third peak, by the end of your second orgasm, especially with Emily, you were exhausted.
Prentiss sucks on your clit through your orgasm, pushing your limits to see if she could get another one out of you. Over sensitive and now over tired you lay back, defeated. Letting her toy with you, using you as her very own sex you, you feel it. That familiar, wobbly feeling deep inside. You shriek, “N-No more, it’s too much.” Your demands fall on her deaf ears, lapping over your heat and suckling on your clit harshly.
Lightening strikes inside you again as you orgasm a third time. Convulsing, arching your back high off of the mattress you practically scream out for her. “Oh fuck Em! Yes! Right there!” With each word your pitch gets higher and squeakier, your thighs go limp underneath you and shaking through the after-shocks. You look down at the wet patch you’ve made on Em’s bed sheets, peeking through your squinted eyes, you examine her. Her lips now plump and swollen but still oh-so kissable, pussy drunk on the mix of her own saliva and your juices. Pulling her in for a gentle, you taste yourself on her breath.
Still blissed out, you fall back onto the mattress beside her. Her arm sneaking around your shoulder, pulling you close to her chest and letting your face rest on her breasts. Giggling softly with your noses rubbing against each others, all because you called her breasts your pillows. Taking turns being the little spoon to each other because how can you not want to hold her after she’s given you everything. Emily flutters her eyelashes against your cheek, butterfly kisses under the moon light with her would bring world peace, you thought silently.
You slip your hand into hers once more, interlocking your fingers and turning off the light. You sleep in her arms, her musky scent filling your nostrils and you just wish you could bottle it to keep forever. When you wake up, she’s gone.
A post-stick note on the bedside table reads, “Called into work early, I’ll be home around 6. Make yourself at home.” With a badly drawn love heart underneath the emergency contact number, you smile. This time, you’re not her’s for one night.
#MY FIRST LESBIAN FIC!!#the title is a Chappell Roan lyric which I think is fitting#mine#criminal minds#Emily Prentiss#emily prentiss x reader#emily prentiss x you#emily prentiss x female reader#emily prentiss x y/n#Emily Prentiss x f reader#emily prentiss smut#smut#criminal minds smut#Emily Prentiss smut fic#emily prentiss one shot#emily prentiss fic#emily prentiss is a lesbian#ssa emily prentiss#agent Emily Prentiss#emily prentiss aesthetic#wlw#wlw smut#reader is female#reader is queer#bau team#smut blurb#smut one shot#lesbian Emily Prentiss#Emily Prentiss lesbian smut#lesbian smut fic
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☆ having fun without me?
sum: vi isnt happy when she sees you posing on your insta story with another girl at a party
cw: wlw, angry sex, overstim, fem!reader, dom!vi, clit rubbing (r!receiving), dirty talk, slapping, name calling (slut), not proofread
fucked.
fucked is what you were when you realized the time. after countless hours of heartfelt conversations and a plethora of shots, you had gotten so distracted at the party that you forgot to get home to vi on time.
10:00 pm was the time vi told you before your friend picked you up. it was fucking 2:31 am. you already knew how impatient she could be.
"aw, leaving so soon?" a girl you met at said party whined at you with a tilt to her head as she watched you rush to gather your belongings and text your friend a quick "meet me outside" in an obvious hurry. the same girl you decided to snap a cute 'harmless' selfie with and post to your story.
you dashed out the door, leaving her a quick "so sorry we'll meet again soon!" before rushing to the parking lot, searching for your friends car with a look of fear on your face.
"im fucked, im so fucked!" you yapped her ears off, just watching her roll her eyes and drive you home.
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shivers went down your spine as you steadily unlocked and opened your shared front door, avoiding making any noise in hopes that vi was just asleep, and would just penalize you in the morning.
you were practically on your tippy toes, but the creaky door did you no justice as it slipped out your grip and slammed closed.
"fuck." you whispered.
it was terrifyingly dark in your home. not a single peep or sound besides the loud ass air conditioner. you thought you were fine for the night, but no.. not until your girlfriend snaked an arm around your waist, pulling you back roughly as a yelp slipped from your lips.
"ah! vi.. you scared me." you giggled anxiously. vi could sense that you both knew the obvious issue which placed tension between the situation as she planted kisses across your collarbone.
"missed me?" she muttered on your warm, sticky skin in a malicious tone. you nodded your head, too nervous to say anything that could possibly anger her more.
she crept closer to your ear. "was having fun without me, yeah? takin pics with random girls, lettin them grab all on your ass? bet you had a great fucking time.. slut." she bit down on your neck, not hard enough to leave a scar, but harsh enough to taste the metallic flavor of your blood. you whimpered, loud.
"m sorry.. was jus having fun, n i didnt realize the tim-"
you yelped as she grabbed your wrist and dragged you down the so familiar hallway to your bedroom, muttering a rough "shut it. you saw this coming, baby."
the grip she had on your wrists tightened, her nails digging into your soft skin that made it obvious to you she was getting angrier by the second. was she angry because you got home late? or because of your oh so touchy friend? you assumed it was both.
all thoughts were snapped out of your head as she threw you on the silky, crepe pink sheets and immediately started attacking your neck with bites and bruises.
"mmh.." you whined pathetically, letting her take your brain over and dumb it down. her hand slid down your body, putting it up your skirt to rub at your clit at a rugged pace to make you more wet, as if you already werent.
your poor body struggled in determination to move away from her touch but her grip on your hips with her free hand kept you still. she lifted up from your collarbone, admiring the mess she made. "keep still, slut. shouldve been home on time, but was too busy out fuckin girls, yeah?" her pace on your clit grew faster.
"f-ffuhck.. was.. wasnt fuckin no one, vi! was jus havin fun.. d.. dont even know the girls name.. m sorry.." you babbled on and on hoping for some relief on your poor clit as she went faster each word you spoke. she had no plans of showing mercy, no way. she was way too pissed for that.
"yeah, right. she shouldnt have been touchin you like that, baby." a loud, harsh slap met your thigh, pulling a choked out moan from the back of your throat. "p-please!"
she felt you growing wetter through your panties, deciding to pause her steady motions to rip them off. she grinned at how wet you were. your pussy was glistening, practically reflecting off the ceiling light. you stuffed your face in your pillow in embarassment.
"so fuckin wet, its like you were waiting on this. prolly were, slut." she belittled you, listening to your whines of disagreement. her fingers rubbed up and down your cunt, lubricating them so she'd be able to fuck you senseless. sloppy noises of you pussy making her drip through her own underwear.
you keened at the feeling. "p-please.. fill me up vi! hurry.." vi let out a grunt of annoyance at your impatience. a rough SLAP at your pussy. yeah, that'll shut you up.
tears welled up in your eyes as you pressed your lips closed, a long whimper leaving them. "always so fucking noisy." your girlfriend quietly muttered before shoving two of her fingers deep in your cunt. "just wanna be stuffed full with my fingers, dont you baby?"
throwing your head back at the feeling, you nodded hastily. brain going dumb as she worked her digits in and out of you, thumb going at your clit. "tell me baby, did you do anything with that girl, hmm? why were you with her?" she spoke to you softly, as if she wasnt pissed a few seconds ago.
"w..was just a friend vi, promise! she.. haah.. means nothin to mme.. pleasepleaseplease.."
she snickered at your babbling, fucking you quicker as a reward of your honesty. you knew vi wasnt really worried about you leaving her. you adored her and she adored you on an unfathomable level, she just worried about your safety. (and had a big fear of other bitches growing crushes on you.)
"gon.. gonna cum.." you whined, legs trembling from how sore they were growing. vi felt you clenching around her rough fingers, thumb rubbing at your clit to loosen you up.
"cmon, baby. cum for me. let go all over my fingers.." her words made you sob out even more. you clawed at the sheets, cumming all over them with a long, drawn out wail.
she kept fucking her fingers into you, adding a third one. you started kicking your legs in overstimulation, whining for her to let up but she was relentless.
"tell me, baby. tell me who you belong to."
you doubted you could even speak properly due to the aggressive fingerfucking, but you made an attempt, tears dripping onto the sheets at this point. pathetic.
yet you tried anyway. "y..you vi.. belong to.. you.."
she faught back a laugh, removing her fingers from your cunt and planting a kiss to your forehead. you laid back onto the bed, immediately squeezing your thighs closed.
"you did so well, cupcake. but you arent going out for a while."
you frowned, rolling your eyes at her. secretly though, you didnt mind. if it means being able to spend more time with your girlfriend, you dont mind.
@ visdollie 2024
#vi x reader#vi fanfic#vi fanfiction#vi smut#vi x you#violet arcane#violet smut#vi arcane fic#my first fic#im sososoosos sorry if this is bad#﹒﹢ᵔᴗᵔ ' ✩ ﹒layla writes :3#vi x fem reader#lesbian#vi drabble
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was looking for a very specific image and instead stumbled across this gem that i don't believe i shared anywhere??? maybe on twitter but yknow what here we go
i do NOT remember the context of these doodles i think i was just being silly
i need to rewatch Saiki K again (it used to be my entire personality)
sobbing i miss this old pen (accidentally deleted it and have never been able to replicate it the way it was </3)
#saiki k#doodles#aiura mikoto#aiura saiki k#teruhashi kokomi#teruhashi x aiura#because lesbianism ftw#yes i did redesign aiura#shun kaidou#saiki kusuo#saiki fanart#saiki k fanart#the disasterous life of saiki k#yumehara chiyo#aren kuboyasu#i need to write saiki k fic too...#man why am i retreating back into old fandoms#first i was thinking about my old spy lance au (vld) and now this
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every time i get into any ship ever i have to draw them chillin on the couch
#my first bg3 post... i've been brainrotting for months on end#of course i had to fall for a fucking lesbian rarepair with like sub 30 fics on ao3#BUT THEY HAVE ME IN THEIR CLUTCHES WITH A CAPITAL C#pspspsps mintharlach people of tumblr#come to meeeee#feeed meeeee#bg3#karlach cliffgate#minthara baenre#bg3 karlach#bg3 minthara#mintharlach#minthara x karlach#karlach x minthara
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yall i think i fw valenwind......
insp by "shadows of things that have been" by @drneverland which sold me on valenwind.......
(im not done reading yet dont spoil me!!111!!1)
#mine#valenwind#cid highwind#vincent valentine#ff7#ffvii#fanart#doodles#2 b clear last dynamic chart is hc bc i dont want to imply that this is what the author intended w the dynamic in the fic lol.....!#i dont want to mischaracterize chars frm someones fic by accident lol#but also its a very good fic series and i like tifa/elena a lot. hashtag win for my lesbian ass....#also not to spoil but the sadsturbating in the first fic in the series faowiejfaoweijfkdjf dying of 2nd hand embarrassment hello#i love u cloud. dont just say that.
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misa misa + last verse of please please please (sabrina carpenter) inspired by this post
#death note#death note fanart#misa amane#light yagami#i guess L is in here too#l lawliet#SPECIFICALLY the live version#which is how I first found the song#the ending lines are my favorite ^#the post also has great characterization of misa and the fic is lesbian lawlight which is Fantastic#i made them male here alas
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'in my relationship I only want a guy who's 6ft and has muscles' this 'I want a girl who has a big ass and boobs' that
Nah FUCK that
I want someone to lovingly hold my face in their hands and look adoringly at me then kiss me while the fans scream and cry from happiness after waiting for 5 seasons and the old bitter white men to sit seething in their arm chairs
#I wanna have it like the gay men do in the fluffy ao3 fics#I want them to cradle my face and kiss me while we cry from happiness cause we just won the battle/war fr#Do it like stede and ed do babe#What if we had a rlly cute first kiss just to piss off old homophobic white men 👀#ed x stede#Merthur#bagginshield#aralas#cherik#You name a cute gay probably enemies to lovers fantasy ship then it's probably been my 2 month long hyperfixation at some point#geraskier#lokius#solangelo#ineffable husbands#wesper#wolfstar#jedtavius#sambucky#also shout out to the lesbians too fr#lumity#catradora#gwen x morgana
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nobody even gets koncassie like they exist in my rich inner world. theyre gay/lesbian solidarity. when they dated they just didn't know that. it was never romantic. but they still felt like a kind of haven to each other - they were safe for each other. kon, with all the trauma of being groomed twice over, felt safe with cassie, his friend, his peer, his equal. cassie, under all the pressure of public scrutiny and constantly feeling like she failed to measure up to the wonder girl legacy, was safe with someone who saw her trying to force herself to present super feminine and conform and told her no, you don't need to do that. not for me. i've always thought you're beautiful. like. in a world where they were both in the public eye and crumbling under the pressure, they were each other's sanctuary. like, even if they didn't understand that they weren't actually into each other, the love was so real. do you guys even get it????
#rimi talks#got them on the mind tonight lads......... one day i have to write the kon & cassie ''oh god am i a lesbian'' fic in my head#the one where she chops off her hair and he fixes it for her at 2am. ouagh#like. tbh. post breakup koncassie should come back together once theyve done some Realizing and be kinda inseparable#theyre so comfortable with each other once they talk it out. they get it now. and its just so easy to be safe with each other all over agai#like i Firmly believe that of his friends cassie is the first one kon comes out to. and vice versa#cassie takes longer to be able to say the word lesbian but she gets there. eventually. and kon's a safe place for her :)#i just. ough. to me they are so no romo but FULL of love.#erie if u see this post. directly ur fault for our talks on discord btw im still thinking abt them.#kon#cassie
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can’t believe i never posted the commission i got of karlach and daefina from the talented @b0zart i’m still so in love with it
#this is the druid wood elf oc i write in my karlach fics 🫶🏻#i love her so much she’s babygirl (she tops her 6ft masc wife)#the first time i saw the finished product i noticed the lesbian manicure karlach has and i still don’t know if it was intentional or not#but i love it so much it sends me into orbit#i use the datamined karlach mod fyi and had the artist use that as karlach’s refs#i can’t resist a big nose 🫶🏻🫶🏻#oc: daefina#karlach#bg3#baldur's gate#baldurs gate 3#baldur's gate 3#bg3 karlach#karlach demonsbane#karlach bg3#karlach cliffgate#karlach x tav#bg3 tav#b0zart#commission
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☆ i dream of embers
{☆} characters arlecchino {☆} notes no au, drabble, gender neutral reader {☆} warnings none {☆} word count 1.1k
The House of the Hearth is quiet — or, if you really wanted to be precise, the rats scuttling through the walls are working around the bubble you exist in. The children dare not tempt fates hand unless you asked for them by name, a contradiction. An order to the rules — they mustn't approach you with trivialities, but they must listen if you speak. Your words carry more weight than gold in this house, whether you know it or not.
A tenuous position.
You haven't done anything to earn their reverence, their almost acrid fear — but Arlecchino has. She wields her silver tongue with as much ease as her polearm, ensuring your care in her absence. Her devotion, her service, is felt in the warmth of her chambers, the silks she adorns you with, the bed so soft you feel as though you melt into it. A gift, a promise — a gilded cage need not be something undesirable.
You've grown used to the encumbrance of her presence, these days. The deep timbre of her voice, honeyed yet melting into something rougher, quieting into haunting silence as if she seeks not to disturb you. Dim candlelight is all that illuminates her broad frame as she slowly presses the door open and closed behind her, pallid skin streaked with darkening red, her bottom lip smeared with it like lipstick. There is a tension to her shoulders even when she sets aside her polearm, out of sight and out of mind, harsh lines on her face visible in the deep furrow of her thin brows.
Here, she let's the weariness settle deep into her bones — it's just the two of you, even if she hasn't acknowledged you at all. Still, it's a vulnerability she shows no other, even if that vulnerability is hidden behind layers of barbed wire and teeth.
You watch rather idly from the bed as she wets a cloth in a basin of water, the bed creaking beneath you as your feet sink into the plush rug beneath. You know from experience that trying to help her is like trying to soothe a wild dog, but your knuckles brush over the sharp line of her cheek anyway, free hand stealing the soaking cloth from her hands when her jaw flexes and tenses beneath the pads of your fingers.
It is only then that she looks down at you, eyes as sharp as blades yet so indescribably warm — like a flame licking at your skin, burning so deep you feel it linger for weeks after. Arlecchino is not soft, far from it — but she blunts her jagged edges for you anyway, brushes her lips against your knuckles and allows you a moment of adoration. Carves her worship bone deep in the ghost of her touch against your lower back as she leans down, let's you wash away the blood certainly not her own, never blinking as if you'd simply up and leave if she stopped looking at you for even the smallest moment.
You are well aware she is caging you in. You let her.
Though she is still stiff as a board up to the moment you set the washcloth over the side of the basin, her jaw flexing again, a moment of consideration given. She is not used to soft and brittle things, though — not used to touch that does not lead to steel at her throat, in her gut, carving out softness like a butcher carves up meat, section by section.
But this affliction of affection is stronger than the discomfort, at times.
You almost half consider letting her take the room and have a night of proper rest, but she is faster than you — a calloused hand tilts your head back, half lidded eyes glinting beneath the weight of exhaustion, her thumb firm against your bottom lip. She could kill you without even blinking, you are aware, but she is nothing but careful with her touch — not soft, not Arlecchino, but there is adoration in her touch. Like thumbing a locket portrait, trying to imprint their features into memory by touch alone.
Her touch is fleeting, but the warmth lingers long after — you don't need to be touching to feel the weight of her attention. She stokes the flames of the dying fire, has one of the children bring a fresh pot of tea, lingers even when she doesn't have to. You're sure her desk in her office is far more comfortable to work at, but she'd crammed a small desk into the room anyway, stayed even long after you fell asleep most nights. You never did get to stay up long enough to notice her slip in beside you, nor wake up early enough to find her there with you, but the heat lingers — she leaves breakfast at your bedside table, a small note of affection if she's feeling particularly sappy. Even when you don't see her, she makes sure you feel her presence however she can.
Neither of you need to speak to express it. The silence is..oddly comfortable, filled by the shift of paper or scratch of a pen, the clink of a cup or crackle of fire. It's a little too easy to get lost in watching her work, masking a smile whenever she glanced back at you with a question on the tip of her tongue that goes unsaid.
It's better that way, you both think. The silence was best left undisturbed — as if trying to break it would be like breaking the mirror to each others lives. You don't busy yourself in the affairs of the House of the Hearth, and she doesn't make you. It's better that way, too. Maybe that makes you naive, blind even, to the bodies at her feet piled so high she could drown, but you don't want to give up this fragile tranquility.
So you let the dull scratch of a pen lull you to sleep, try not to smile too much when a hand reaches out in uncertainty to cup your cheek, thumb brushing over your cheek with so much affection it makes it hard to breathe.
It's a tenuous balance, but come the next night you will wipe the blood from her cheek again and she will care for you the only way she knows how — distant service.
And when you wake up to an empty bed, warm despite the fires long burned out, you'll still feel her presence in the allure of a warm drink and pastries at your bedside, a note tucked beneath the plate.
Just like the day before, and just as you expect tomorrow to be. But one day you'll gently pull apart the barbed wire and be let in — not today, no, but someday. It's a slow process, but you're patient enough to wait — and when she let's you in, you'll tend to the scars that it left like you've always done.
One step at a time, one day.
#fic tag#genshin impact x reader#arlecchino x reader#genshin x reader#gender neutral reader#so yall know how i said i probably wasnt gonna be writing like. at all. um.#so i lied <3#IN MY DEFENSE ARLECCHINO IS HOLDING ME HOSTAGE YALL#dangled furi like a set of keys as a wishing ritual w just enough pulls 2 guarantee c0r1 CLORINDE#won on weapon banner..cool i have pulls left over so i can get a guarantee for next banner bc my luck SUCKS#let me friends choose. they chose arle banner. 0 pity first ten pull. CAPTURING RADIANCE C1 ARLE#sweating bullets. keep pulling. 50/50 win for c2 arle. end call#do ONE extra ten pull to try for c6 CHEV and get ANOTHER 0 PITY FIVE STAR. qiqi#guaranteed c3 furi now#i had enough pulls for 2 guaranteed 5 stars at high pity. i got FIVE.#i wasnt even really interested in arle cons but she had other plans man#sorry 2 whoever i stole arle from TWICE my bad#now im obligated to do a 5 part deep dive dissecting her brain#this is just the appetizer. i need distant arle who doesnt know how to function in a relationship. loser (affectionate)#arle just going well it kinda works for the kids surely it will work this time too right..#(spoilers it doesnt. she gets dragged into being loved and cared for kicking and screaming.)#but also butch who does acts of service as a love language ough............shes such a weirdo i need her#also no angst just arle being Traumatized tm. acting like a strict and unfeeling father...GET THERAPY!!!!#i could expand on how her story relates to gender and her masculinity but if i keep yapping ill hit the tag limit LMAOOOOOO#also lesbianism. bc arle is a lesbian this is true AND real trust me hoyo said so themselves guys#arle is like peak butch lesbian i am not even kidding#okay im packing up see yall in 6 months
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i have this really stupid idea in my head that im frankly a little obsessed with and the idea is this: trent crimm doing a drunk history episode on ted lasso's first tenure at richmond. is that how drunk history works? i don't think so. do i care? absolutely not. it's a special episode who cares because this image is not only hysterical to me but treasured. i treasure this image. i hold it close in my heart and also laugh and laugh and laugh.
#ted is played by what is very visibly a butch lesbian in a huge fake mustache.#roy is inexplicably played by himself in a wig.#ternt drunkenly and passionately explaining this whole thing. he says his own line and the trent actor (who also has a wig) gets to act it#trent waving his hands as he's explaining all this. the host being like 'not very often we get to have someone include the part where They#come into the story' and trents like [dorkiest finger guns]#also yes i said first tenure bc this scenario lives in post canon fantasy fix it land where ambiguously ted comes back to richmond#at some point. and also both bc my tedependent heart is obsessed and bc it's really funny#marries trent. just bc i want this to end with trent--hammered and pleased as punch--being like AND THEN I MARRIED HIM!!!!!#[falls back on couch happily] :)#also in the line of that great 5+1 social media fic#by jessjessthebest. a sequel thats just like a youtube video like#'we made ted lasso and trent crimm watch that episode of drunk history about them' and trent is just. head in hands the whole time.#ted is DELIGHTED.#anyway i rotate this in my brain fucking DAILY. it's so goddamn funny to me.#ted lasso#tedependent#tedtrent#trent crimm#the line in question being 'is this a fucking joke' i just realized i did not clarify that#no but really im obsessed with this it's so fucking funny#also any image trent had left of being a ruthless ex journalist is thoroughly ruined#all of his former colleagues have seen him and drunk and giggling and fully admitting what he was thinking at the time and oh boy#hes a disaster <3#gertspeak
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Wyll breaking up with the player character if Ulder dies so Wyll must become the Duke makes me wanna throw up sobbing because he actually thinks that just because his father's first duty being to Baldur's Gate made him a Bad Father that Wyll himself will inevitably be a Bad Lover because surely no one could match love with duty if his father couldn't, unknowing he has more love in one hand than his father had in his entire body. fuck
#More in my reblog#“my father taught me more lessons than I can count” yeah dog they were called CAUTIONARY TALES 😭😭😭#“pull me too close and I'm destined to hurt you” FUCKIGN. BITING YOU#“a champion's heart is as sharp as a new blade” SO CRAZY I GOT THIS SICK ASS ARMOUR. TRY ME.#I'm actually in physical pain over this. Wyll my love.#I need to rip ulder in two with my bare hands right now.#sorry I JUST saw the breakup scene for the first time today and I haven't stopped thinking about it it's making me ill with sadness#he didn't even break up with ME but it fucking feels like it goddamn#bg3#Wyll Ravengard#baldur's gate 3#baldurs gate 3#bg3 analysis#oh my GOD and the fact that he offers one last dance. I'mgoing to ufckingexplode#and he spends five whole seconds just. holding the character. not even dancing.#I watched the version with him and astarion ofc I don't romance wyll myself (lesbianism)#makes me wanna write a fucking fic (derogatory)#why the fuck is everyone so ill over astarion when mr insane mental health issues is RIGHT here (i know why. but still)
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kind of curious why the majority of jayvik smut focuses on bottom! viktor only. like no one wants to clap the golden boy's cheeks or smth 😔 anyway can't wait for your new AU because I know you won't leave me hanging in this top! jayce world.
i usually disengage with top/bottom discourse completely because 9/10 times I find it deeply stupid but this was so fucking funny. also "bottom!viktor" I know what you are. Fandom Vet.
#ask bee#no one wants to clap the golden boy's cheeks or somethin 😔#PLEASEKLDJFHSDKLJF#i might leave you hanging im sorry to say idk#i usually just kind of decide in the moment DSKLFJHSD#flip a coin!!#its really hard for me to plan action sequences and sex sequences lmao#almost every sex scene i've written both in the more sanatized irl and in fic has turned out very differently than planned#one of my favorite writing workshops ever#first year of my current program#brought in a dramatic script about lesbians#had a VERY EAGER lesbian classmate#and she clears her throat like she's about to give me a really important note#and she was like *cough* i need (x character to be the top) i know she's the femme#but thats hot#the way the other queer people lost their mind#sorry weird tangent#that kind of sounds like a tumblr fake story im sorry#but i promise it was real#and everyone clapped too#i do think traditionally fandom always has a problem giving the top role to the bigger one#or with lesbians the more masc one#(granted with the lesbian fics.... yeah im into thatKLDSFHD)#my personal headcannon as expressed in coming home is that they'd switch#as i feel like many couples do? which i feel we ignore lmao#switch rights#side note the sex will likely be late in this story unless the heat of the moment really grabs me#it was originally going to hit at a certain time but i was thinking about what was missing in my outline and it made me realize#it needs to come later#for reasons
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“You go to the uni? I don’t think I’ve seen you around.” Her gorgeous smile is focused completely on Eden now, the proximity only slightly distracting.
“Uh… yes, but I’ve honestly tried to avoid as many social events as possible. I’m… not good with other people.”
‘Oh.’ Charlotte looks surprised for a second, then grins. ‘Well, I’m great with people, so I doubt we’ll run into any problems.’
Fem!Payneland modern AU :))))
I love lesbians!!!!
#this is my first fic#payneland#fem!payneland#dead girl detectives#dead boy detective netflix#dead boy detectives#dbda fanfic#dbda#edith payne#eden payne#charlotte rowland#lesbian#fanfic wip#edwin x charles#dbda fic#renew dbda
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i'm having agathario x please be rude thoughts
#gigi perez can see into the future and she wrote that song about them#first half is agatha's pov second is rio's#i need to dust off my writing skills and write a fic#agathario#agatha harkness#rio vidal#agatha all along#sapphic#lesbian
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The Forest Fic that changed my preteen brain chemistry being kinda cannon in Tøp/Dema lore was not something I was expecting in 2024.
What I also wasn’t expecting was Tyler Fucking Man with Three Children and a Wife Joseph to repost a meme on his instagram about it.
#i am actually going insane#in a weird way#everything is on fire#I mean it’s not canon#but the Josh not being there absolutely had me screaming.#At least Bandito Josh is actually real#do new fans even know of that fanfic? Is the original upload still available?#Wow Josh not real 2024#twenty one pilots#twenty øne piløts#gosh dang it velvet#josh dun#tyler joseph#joshler#(i guess)#(I am talking about it so yeah let’s tag that)#ahh the forest fic… haven’t heard that name in awhile.#I was about 11 or 12 when I first read that fic#I am 18 now and a lesbian#I actually think my first post on tumblr has that picture of Funko Ned
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