#my favorite slytherin skittle

[bri-cheeses]

evan rosier = p(r)etty boy

[etherealriver]

Sometimes I wonder if people used to get Barty and Evan mixed up at Hogwarts. Not because they looked similar, but because since first year their names had always been said together. It was always "bartyandevan are late for class," "bartyandevan are getting snacks," "bartyandevan are terrorizing twelve-year-olds." A lot of their classmates weren't sure which was which, because they always seemed to come as a unit.

[ecstarry]

from having a ghost in my bed by @fromagony

[poitionsprince]

Severus is the Slytherin-Skittles' babysitter.

Well not actual babysitter, but becoming a big-brother figure to Regulus after Sirius ran away - connections are happening quick and Severus finds himself trying to keep the idiots alive.

...Just to end up out-living every one of them.

First Reg went off, Dorcas right after him.

Then he thought Barty kicked the bucket in Azkaban.

"Last one" for a few years was Pandora, right after he asked her to be careful with her experiments.

And then he met Barty again, thinking that he would go to Azkaban again, but knowing his alive - untill he saw the dementor sucking his soul out of him right before his eyes white escorting Fudge with McGonagall.

[weirdnico]

hiii tumblr, so, i'm kinda under the threat of being kicked out of home, and i could really use some money to get me on my feet so i can safely get out of this situation, so i'm opening some commissions! i only have 5 spots for now, but i can definitely see if i can open more during this month! give this little artist a like and/or a reblog to help spread the word >:]

[thenotebonthepiano]

your stupid face by Kaden Mackay but it's the most jegulus coded song ever

[the-stars-are-buzzing]

decided to draw what i imagine regulus black looks like in my spider-man au!

[lupiinist]

heeey tumblr >:] hi. new chapter dropped

[maladaptivedaydr3amer]

I justttt finished the pantheons character description!!! @glxssybby I finished it!! And Pandoras the first one there:)

The Pantheon.

Characters bio:

Basics:

Name: Pandora Circe Rosier

Middle name: Circe

Nick name: Panda, Dora

Age: 16

Gender: female

Sexuality: Straight-ally

Birthday: April 6th 1961

Description of looks:

Skin-tone(+descriptors of skin)pale, a bit blemished and dewy.

Eye color + shape; hazel blue eyes, downturned.

Hair-color+texture: very light blonde hair, its very long(too her waist), its very frizzy and wavy. It always looks like she just got out of bed.

Height: she’s about 5’9

Weight: 118.9lbs

Body build: thin and a bit gangly.

Voice: a bit monotone at time, but most of the time it’s very dreamy and soft.

Distinguishing marks: she has deep eye bags from her staying up late to experiment, she has really long nails and they always have dirt under neath them.

Overall attractiveness: 6.3/10.

What they would rate themselves: she would herself 5.6/10 because she knows she isn’t that pretty and she doesn’t care(she doesn’t care about looks)

Tattoos and piercings: she doesn’t have any tattoos but she’s always drawing on herself, she has her ears pierced and she always has on funky earrings on.

Everyday outfit: she always wears some sort of colorful tights but most of them have holes in it, a knee length skirt that’s kind of dirty and has a few rips at the hem, A tank top or a simple shirt with a funky cardigan or jacket over it, and she always has a bunch of jewelry(most of it she’s make her self) and her foot wear are a junky pair of boots.

Make-up: she never wears makeup, sometimes some smudge eyeliner but besides that she never wears anything of it.

Personality: she’s probably the nicest out of the group, but she’s very honest so sometimes that can come of as rude. She’s a bit odd(but aren’t all the Pantheon are?) she’s very quirky and that’s why Xeno likes her so much.

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Character bio:

Basics:

Name: Dorcas Tabatha Meadowes

Middle name: Tabatha

Nick names: Cas, Dork.

Age: 16

Gender: Female

Sexuality: LESBIAN

Birthday: December 17th 1961

Description of looks:

Skin tone(+descriptor of skin): dark, her skin is very much flawless

Eye color+shape: she has dark brown eyes.

Hair-color+texture: she has black hair, and her hair is usually in dreads.

Height: 5’11

Weight: 123.6lbs

Body build: athletic and lean.

Voice: she has a very appealing and attractive voice.

Distinguished features: she has a hooked nose, she has eye-bags from staying up to late studying and she has dimples and she also has little ringlets on her dreads.

Overall attractiveness: 8.8/10

What she would rate herself: she would rate herself 8.9/10, she very pretty and she knows that, and she’s also very confident.

Tattoos and piercings: She wouldn’t have any tattoos, she would have her nose pierced along with her ears. Her earrings would be emeralds.

Everyday outfit: she would wear a turtle neck(in either purple, green or black;she always wearing those colors), she would wear a plated skirt(usual in black), a pair of tights and her shoes are always platformed; such as platform loafers and boots. She’s also is always wearing a pendant that was her mothers(it’s a Jade Crystal)

Make-up: doesn’t wear much makeup because she doesn’t like and she doesn’t want pimples, but she does always have a Smokey eye.

Personality: she’s a bit bossy and sassy at times but she’s very kind and understanding, she always cares about her friends and hers mental health, and she’s can be a bit mean and she always speaks her mind, but it always comes from the best place from her heart.

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Character bio:

Name: Bartemius ‘Barty’ Crouch Jr.

Middle name: doesn’t have one

Nick names: Bart, Bee, Junior.

Age: 16

Gender: Male

Sexuality: gay

Birthday: October 21rst 1961

Character description:

Skin tone(+ descriptors of skin): pale, very freckled.

Eye-color+ shape: a dark brown, hooded.

Hair color + texture: straw blonde, sorta wavy but mostly straight.

Height: 5’8.1

Weight: 117.2lbs

Body build: rather scrawny and slender.

Voice: rather high pitched.

Distinguishing marks: lots and lots of freckles, dark circles underneath his eyes and bags underneath his eyes(insomnia) and he has dimples.

Overall attractiveness: 6/10

What they would rate themselves: he would rate himself probably 5.8/10, he knows he isn’t exactly attractive but he doesn’t care because the only person he wants to find him attractive is Evan.

Tattoos and Piercings: he would never get any tattoos or piercings because he is absolutely terrified of needles.

Everyday outfit: a sweater vest(any color) layered over a collared shirt, jeans and a pair of converses. And some jewelry(a ring Evan got him for his birthday and a bracelet Pandora made for him)

Personality: LOSER! He’s the definition of a loser, he’s awkward, easily scared and kind of an asshole. He’s always giving someone a dirty look or a side eye, he’s really really nerdy always correcting people but ngl he’s also kind derpressed(b/c you know daddy issues), mood swings.

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Character bio

Basics:

Name: Regulus Arcturus Black

Middle name: Arcturus

Nick names: Reg, Reggie, Rex

Age: 16

Gender: Male

Sexuality: GAY

Birthday: August 2nd 1961

Character description:

Skin tone(+ descriptors of skin): very pale, a bit blemished.

Eye color + shape: green, hooded.

Hair color + texture: very straight(unlike him), and his hair color is raven black.

Height: 5’6.9(5’7 when he isn’t slouching)

Weight: 115.2lbs.

Body Build: he’s a little muscular because of quidditch but not a lot, but he is very slim and slender.

Voice: he has a lisp(I don’t make the rules).

Distinguishing marks: he has a few beauty marks splattered around on his face, he also has a few acne scars. He has deep eye bags from not sleeping half the time, he would also have gap between his two front teeth

Overall attractiveness: 5.9/10

What they rate themselves: he would tell people that he thinks he’s 9/10 but really on the inside he thinks he’s about 4.9/10 he hates how he looks but he would never let anyone know that.

Tattoos and piercings: he wouldn’t have any piercings or tattoos.

Everyday outfits: a black button up and a pair of jeans, he would also wear a pair of converses(they’re black) and some jewelry(all of it is silver), I think he would wear a black family heirloom too show that he is the true heir of the house of black(it would probably be a necklace of something).

Personality: He’s a rude, weak, petty and arrogant person, he angers easily and he doesn’t let people get close to him very often. He puts on a show of confidence even though he’s very insecure. He’s a bit awkward but not that much. He’s always scowling and he’s always talking to himself under his breath about people that has pissed him off. But he has his kind moments like with Dorcas and Pandora, but mostly Dorcas because she is his bestfriend(and the other way around).

(I could go on and on about his personality)

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Character bio:

Basics:

Name: Evan Pierre Rosier

Middle name: Pierre

Nick name: Ev

Age: 16

Gender: Male

Sexuality: Bisexual

Birthday: April 6th 1961

Character description:

Skin tone(+skin descriptors): tan, he skin is clear and flawless.

Eye color+shape: his eyes would be blue, upturned.

Hair color+texture: his has golden blonde hair, his hair is curly and wavy.

Height: 6’2.3

Weight: 153.7lbs

Body build: very muscular, fit and athletic.

Voice: he has a sort of low voice

Distinguishing marks: he has very thick eyebrows(I can’t think of anymore).

Overall attractiveness: 8.8/10

What would they rate themselves: he would rate himself 9.6/10, because he knows he’s attractive and he shows it he’s very convincing and people see that, and that’s why he way more popular than his other friends.

Tattoos and piercings: he has a few tattoos nothing too over the top but he has a few, he has his ears pierced and they’re always studded.

Everyday outfit: a baggy band shirt and a pair of jeans, and some pair of tennis-shoes. He’s always wearing a watch and a few bracelets(given to him by Barty and Pandora), he also has a bunch of necklaces on.

Personality: he’s confident and very cocky, he’s can be rude at times and he always has a smirk on his face. He’s always judging someone for something they did or something they were wearing. He’s clever(street smarts), a lot of people either hate him, like him or love him.

[siriuslylovejegulus33]

I am a strong believer that in the slytherin trio, Evan was the advice person. Evan was the one you told your problems to. Evan was always there. Evan always listed. He was the James Potter of the Slytherin Skkittles, he put his pain aside for his friends. His amazing friends.

[bri-cheeses]

One of the people in the marauders era that I have the most sympathy for is Regulus, but not for the reason you think.

Think about it: this poor guy had to live with Evan and Barty IN THE SAME DORM ROOM as them for seven years, most of which was characterized by Evan’s hopeless pining and Barty’s painful obliviousness, which made for some… tense situations, to say the least. And then there’s that brief period of time where they’re both aware of their crush on the other and that’s almost worse for Regulus because now Barty’s rehearsing entire essays on how pretty Evan’s eyes are, and Evan’s refusing to listen to his friends when they say that Barty likes him back because Evan just can’t believe it.

And Regulus thought that all of that was bad, but nothing could’ve prepared him for when Rosekiller actually gets together. Barty’s practically sitting in Evan’s lap in the common room, there’s never a moment when they aren’t touching in some way, shape, or form, and Regulus is frequently not allowed back into the dorm room at random points on random days—frankly, it’s absolutely miserable for him.

And don’t get me started on poor Pandora, who is Evan’s SISTER and has to witness all of that go down, too.

I just. Ugh. Feel so bad for the friends of Rosekiller because I know that they were so obnoxious all of the time because they have zero chill whatsoever.

[bombyxluna]

“Your father is only your father until one of you forgets” is sooooo Barty Crouch Jr. coded

[olivers-cocoapuffs]

Dorcas drank up every inch of Marlene's appearance as she slept, her head rested on Dorcas' chest. Her hair is splayed across Dorcas, so gold it looks as if it were touched by King Midas himself.

Dorcas runs a hand through Marlene's hair gently, trying not to wake her up. Marlene sighs in her sleep and nuzzles in closer, clenching her hand briefly and then relaxing it.

Dorcas smiles softly and rubs Marlene's back.

"Enjoying the view?" Marlene mutters, her voice heavy with sleep.

Dorcas presses a kiss to the top of her head. "Always"

"Do we have to get up?" She sighs, shifting her head to look up at Dorcas.

"No, love. We can stay here for as long as you want."

Marlene doesn't deem that fit for a response, and settles for kissing Dorcas slowly, sweetly. They kiss just to kiss and there's something lovely about that.

[bartyslut]

barty: i can't find my top it's frustrating

regulus: where did you see it last time?

barty: in the morning, on my bed

*evan comes in the room*

barty: oh finally i found it.

*proceed to kiss evan and leave the room*

[oneluckygoose]

ABSOLUTELY!!!

This got me thinking so like a lot of headcannons under cut

Most of their more public pranks are attributed to the Marauders until Mc. Gonoggle steps in and is like “Pardon? My children don’t do THAT.” And so everyone thinks there’s this strange group going around and pulling things so discretely (which is the truth) but others still think it’s either the Marauders or Peeves.

The Maraurders find out when Sirius and Reggie reconcile and they become partners in crime IMMEDIATELY, but as it turns out most of the Skittles’ pranks are COMPLETE accidents so the Marauders take them under their wing to train them in the ways of intentional chaos.

This proves very detrimental to people trying to figure out who did what because the pranks get more and more elaborate while also more carefully planed and it’s just beautifully disastrous.

It also becomes a mix of intentional pranks with chaotic accidents (like the time they accidentally started the ghosts of Hogwarts meetings in the dungeons, they’re not sure how that happened either), and like an accident will lead to a prank and vice versa.

The skittles try and convince the Marauders to do stuff to the shrieking shack at one point, and the Marauders are like “uhhhhhh might not be the best ideaaaa” and the skittles are confused but oblige, and when Remus eventually tells Reg, Regulus also shuts down (typically Evan’s) Shack ideas.

The Skittles end up absolutely RELYING on the map when they get their hands on it and tremendously adding to it, especially in the dungeons and Slytherin common room. The Marauders also hand down the map to them when they leave and the skittles eventually hide it in the Gryffindor wing when they are forced to get their marks because the map won’t talk to them anymore, so they figure it should go back to where it belonged with the Gryffindors, which is where Fred and George find it.

One time Snape tries to join in on their shenanigans and the Marauders are like “Absolutely not” and the Skittles realize quickly that Snape will turn everything they do into either something boring or extremely cruel, Barty was the last one to agree to not include Snape (because he honestly kinda liked the idea of turning the Hufflepuffs food into rats for a week, but Evan, Pandora, and Reg (who have been starved by their family as punishment) were completely not on board so that didn’t happen), though eventually he sees Snape talking shit about Evan being Gay and that doesn’t Fucking fly so Snape is gone right after.

One day when Remus and Evan team up for something, Remus notices Evan and Barty doing something and goes “mmmm, that’s what I did with Sirius before we got together” and he and Evan eventually end up talking (also discovering the chamber of secrets simultaneously but they couldn’t get past the parsletounge door) and Evan confesses about being fully in love with Barty and Remus is like “my man go tell him” and now rosekiller is a thing and Remus is very proud. (About the same thing happens with Sirius and Barty after the same exact interaction)

Also Remus and Even are a surprisingly good team??? Remus’s planning and wit with Evan’s psychotic but brilliant ideas make the best pranks and they NEVER get caught. On the other hand; Sirius and Barty also make an amazing team because Barty is insane and Sirius is fully down and is the best one to get them out of it (Sirius also is Barty’s Moral checker) but they get caught way too much for it to be safe. James and Regulus obviously hit it off but their main job is to make sure everything is happening the way it’s supposed to, even if they get distracted here or there [ ;) ;) ]. Pandora and Peter also match up, but they mainly do the material gathering and set up for the pranks rather than carrying them out, which they seem to enjoy more (it gives them a chance to actually talk about potions and herbology with someone for a while).

All in all they’re a horrifically perfect prank team that pulls LEGENDARY pranks, a lot of which are completely unnoticed or not discovered until 20 years later. (Looking back on it, they’re Pretty sure they found a horcrux at one point and threw it into the Room of Requirement not knowing what it was, they found it while trying to draw the Ravenclaw ghost into the Great Hall which WORKED ACTUALLY)

The skittles did their kept their pranks going in the last year they had without the Marauders, but everyone there could tell there was something different about it from the last two years of pranks. The Skittle’s style reverted back to what it had been their fourth year, mainly accidental and a touch too insane for it to be an actual prank, and they realized that the Marauders had probably been the best thing to happen to their schemes. It was a little bit heartbreaking, to say the least.

Evan was shocked in their 7th year because when in DADA they finally covered dementors, it was a memory of their entire group that he conjured to produce his patronus (which was a hawk). He supposed it was the way they all worked together, the way they helped each other, the way it filled him with adrenaline fueled joy. He never told anyone but Barty, and he only told him after October of 1981.

The Marauders were a shockingly bright spot in the Skittle’s Hogwarts career, and together as a team they likely changed Hogwarts. Whether or not either group would admit it after the Skittles got their marks, they were a wonderful team who could do incredible things if they worked together.

i love the idea that the skittles had their own adventures at hogwarts that were more chaotic than the marauders' but they're lowkey about it. like oh, you guys were the ones who put that giant squid in the lake? cool. barty is currently possessed by a 16th century demon pandora accidentally released. it hasn't done anything yet and he seems fine and we're late to potions so we'll deal with that when he starts levitating while speaking in a dead language.

[foursaints]

any thoughts on evan's upbringing? i know he's an insect child, but is an abusive Baba Rosier in the cards for you? or simply neglectful? would love to hear your thoughts on the twin's childhood

scuttling around on the ceiling at the prospect of discussing the Rosier Family Pureblood Lineage

my favorite headcanon is that the twins were raised by their 107 year old wizard grandparents. i love this in modern aus as well... they are strongly out of touch with kids their age because they only grew up interacting with Incredibly Old People

their parents are entirely out of the picture to me. this could be for any reason, but i think they died. hence why the twins were packed off from cairo to england at a young age

(my further headcanon is that it was dragonpox that did them in. the rosier clan is just generally historically pretty sickly & wispy & unearthly & prone to coughing frailly into a blood-splattered napkin on a fainting couch) (those eyebags are hereditary)

i don't think they were abused!! their childhood was pretty fine!! this sets them apart from the other skittles in a way that's interesting to explore (this is part of why barty is so entranced by evan, especially early on. he notices the one slytherin pureblood child who doesn't flinch at slamming doors)

NEGLECT, HOWEVER, is central to how i characterize them. their grandparents didn't give a single fuck what they did, so long as they turned up to formal family dinner. they barely saw them

the rosiers were raised by a lackluster revolving cast of private tutors & nannies but like. BARELY. and they were always skiving off lessons with zero consequences

Rosier Manor is a far-flung country estate, which compounded the isolation. it's an ancient pureblood house but very decrepit, with lots of old rooms to explore & doilies on tables & moving hallways. less oppressive than grimmauld place. it's airy and a bit overgrown with plants and surrounded by greenhouses. unexpectedly pleasant (if not a bit unbecomingly country-ish) considering how creepy both the twins turned out. that was all just them.

their upbringing was highly Formal but not Strict, if that makes sense. the twins were good at playing obedient (if quiet) matching golden-headed darlings for the brief hour every day they had lessons or meals with their grandparents, but the rest was theirs to explore the grounds. there were expectations to follow, but they never felt extremely Stifled. just bored

as any reader of this blog can tell you. rosier twins being homeschooled up until 3rd year is CANON TO MEEE

pandora inherited the estate. i think it was encoded into her blood because she was born the Male Heir. but evan would be the one to actually move in, had he lived.