#my favorite crashout guy

[burquillos]

Crashout shirt

[justyourtypicalwriter]

Clouded you dumb fucking ho get off figure skater TikTok and work on your wips or something

[kelin-is-writing]

Not some peoples on here and TikTok going:

“You don’t like the ending because your favorite character died”

Hell yeah? Literally why wouldn’t I be pissed that my favorite character who could be saved died? Dabi has one of the most realistic backstories and best characterizations in Mha, actually not only in Mha but Anime/Manga in general and do you know how taboo of topics domestic violence, child abuse and raping are in Japan? Mind you, Japan is a country that has domestic violence normalized in their country as part of marriage and somehow education too. Y’all might think I’m joking but victims of domestic abuse in Japan are struggling very much to this day, but Japanese peoples rarely talks about it because Japan is a “Family Image” oriented society (Endeavor and the Himuras showed it enough me thinks) so they categorically refuse to let people know abuse happens, especially the abusers.

“Oh BuT aLL aBuSeRs DoN’t WaNt It To Be KnOwN”, I know but in Japan it’s normalized to just live through it and that (together with bullying) it’s one of the reasons the suicide rate in Japan is one of the highest globally, hope it helps to get a better grasp on everything I’m trying to say.

Horikoshi has depicted it perfectly, because you know… He lives there and even the final outcome (Rei becoming Enji’s caretaker after years of abuse) it’s very much Japanese style. Which is why the Todoroki family ending it’s wrong and disturbing. Wrong, and disturbing.

And as if one of Enji’s victims becoming his caretaker isn’t enough, one of his other victims had to die because of his actions.

“No BuT tOuYa WeNt OfF wItH hIs QuIrK oN hIs OwN”, and who was the main reason and cause he went off like that with his Quirk? Endeavor.

Yep. Thought so too.

I don’t get why some of you are bending backwards, doing backflips and cartwheels to defend Endeavor just because he’s an Hero like— I’m sorry but he is the depiction of a realistically fact that even if your job (YOUR JOB!) is to save other people, behind closed doors that same person who saves other people can still be a shitty person who’s a curse to his own family, because Endeavor is just Enji Todoroki’s façade.

And he’s a well-written character because the depiction of abuser Horikoshi did of him it’s accurate to reality. Enji is egotistical, narcissistic, greedy, self-centered and selfish, which are all the characteristics that made him physically unable to actually address any of what he did until Dabi’s reveal, despite knowing that he was dead wrong and that together with the fact that he waited almost a decade to apologize to his family, is the reason why I genuinely don’t give a flying fuck about his “redemption”. If sorrow was eating you alive why didn’t you apologize sooner, trash?

Touya never got the closure he deserved, actually none of the Leagues got it and you know why? Because the whole War arc was rushed, you can tell by the way Shigaraki was offed. From a writing standpoint it was laughable, seriously.

What’s even worse is that… Nothing has actually changed in the Hero society despite the fact that nine years have passed, because people like Touya, Shigaraki and Toga will never be actually saved because Heroes have failed miserably to save the prime examples of what’s to be saved.

And no, they weren’t saved because death isn’t salvation for people who want to live, be accepted and loved. You guys that think this way genuinely scare me and I want y’all far away from me.

Like— To sum what I’m trying to say: We can’t cry and hate Mha’s ending because of all this, but some of y’all can cry, kick sheets, throw up, crashout and hate the ending over fucking ships?

Wow…

[goldfades]

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You wake up to the smell of something burning.

Not exactly the most romantic start to Valentine’s Day, but at this point, you know exactly what’s happening.

Luka’s in the kitchen.

Which means your kitchen is currently a war zone.

You sigh, stretching out against the warm sheets before dragging yourself up. The bedroom door is already cracked open, and you can hear him moving around—heavy footsteps, cabinet doors swinging open, the occasional muttered curse in Slovenian.

You step out, barefoot, tugging on Luka’s sweatshirt from last night, and immediately stop at the sight in front of you.

Luka stands in front of the stove, concentrated as hell, with a spatula in hand and an extremely questionable pancake situation unfolding on the skillet.

The first thing you notice? The heart-shaped pancake mold he’s trying so hard to use.

The second thing? The already burnt attempts sitting on a plate to the side.

You bite back a laugh, leaning against the counter, watching as he very delicately tries to flip the batter.

“How’s it going, chef?” you tease.

Luka jumps, nearly drops the spatula, and then whips around to see you standing there. He looks—guilty, like he got caught doing something illegal, and then a little sheepish as he glances back at his pancake disaster.

“I wanted to make you breakfast,” he mutters, rubbing a hand over his face.

You grin, stepping closer, peeking over his shoulder. “And instead, you made… this.”

“Hey.” He shoots you a look, reaching behind to pinch your hip. “I tried.”

You laugh, wrapping your arms around his waist from behind, pressing your cheek against his back. “I love that you tried.”

He exhales, dropping the spatula, and turns in your arms, wrapping you up in a hug. “I was gonna bring it to you in bed.”

You hum, grinning against his chest. “And if I took one bite, you’d have to carry me to the hospital.”

Luka groans, nudging his face into your neck. “You are so annoying.”

“But you love me.”

“Unfortunately.”

The thing about Luka is that he’s not really an over-the-top, grand-gesture type of guy.

He’s more quiet in his affection. More about being there, making sure you have what you need, showing up in all the little ways that make it so easy to love him.

But Valentine’s Day? He tries.

And this year?

This year, he planned.

You don’t even realize what’s happening until you’re already in the car, sitting in the passenger seat while Luka drives you out toward the coast, one hand resting on your thigh, the other gripping the wheel.

“Are you gonna tell me where we’re going?” you ask, glancing at him.

He just smirks, shaking his head. “Nope.”

You squint. “So you do have something planned?”

“I always have something planned.”

You snort. “That is such a lie.”

Luka laughs, squeezing your leg. “Just wait.”

You should have known he’d pull some shit like this.

Because an hour later, you’re sitting on a private beach, tucked away under a sunshade, waves rolling lazily in front of you, a whole setup in place—blankets, pillows, a small table with your favorite food, and Luka sitting beside you, looking very pleased with himself.

“You really did this?” you ask, still in awe.

Luka, leaning back on his hands, grins. “I did this.”

You shake your head, biting your lip to stop the stupid smile from spreading across your face. “Wow. My man’s a romantic now.”

“I always have been,” he says, nudging you with his knee.

You raise a brow. “Oh, really?”

“Yeah.” He smirks, reaching out, brushing his fingers along your jaw. “Why do you think I got you in the first place?”

You roll your eyes, but your face is warm—because he’s right.

Luka pulls you in, settling you between his legs, wrapping his arms around your waist as you both sit there, watching the waves, just existing in the moment.

It’s peaceful. Warm. Easy.

And with Luka? It always is.

By the time dinner rolls around, you and Luka have fully settled into your usual back-and-forth rhythm—the kind of banter that could make people at the next table think y’all have been married for decades.

“Are you seriously still talking about the pancakes?” Luka groans, shaking his head as he cuts into his steak.

“Yes, because you tried to poison me this morning,” you say, pointing at him with your fork.

“It was one burnt pancake—”

“It was all of them, Luka.”

He exhales through his nose, taking a sip of his wine like he needs the strength to deal with you. “You’re so dramatic.”

“You set off the smoke detector.”

“You’re welcome,” he deadpans.

You blink. “For what?”

“For making sure it works.”

You stare at him. “You are so lucky you’re cute.”

He smirks, reaching over to steal a piece of your food off your plate. “I know.”

You slap his hand away, but it’s too late. Luka grins, popping it into his mouth and leaning back in his chair, looking very smug.

“You literally have your own meal,” you say, exasperated.

“Yours tastes better.”

You glare. “Because you stole it.”

He just shrugs, sipping his wine again like the menace he is.

Your teammates—who were definitely listening in—are dying at this whole conversation, especially when Luka, with zero shame, tries to steal another bite.

“Oh my god,” you groan, holding your plate away from him.

“I just wanna try it,” he says.

“You already did.”

“But—”

“You have your own food.”

“But—”

“Luka.”

Sabrina chokes on her drink, trying so hard not to laugh at you two literally bickering like an old married couple.

Luka, though? He’s so entertained.

He leans in, propping his chin on his hand, watching you with that boyish, shit-eating grin that he knows drives you insane. “You like arguing with me, don’t you?”

You huff, shaking your head. “I’d like to get through a meal without having to defend my plate.”

He laughs, full and unbothered. “Too bad.”

You roll your eyes, about to say something else, when you notice him subtly reach for something in his pocket.

Then—he places a small, velvet box in front of you.

Your breath hitches.

“…Luka?”

His grin softens. “Open it.”

You glance at him, then at the box, then back at him—before carefully picking it up and flipping it open.

Inside?

A diamond necklace with your jersey number in delicate, sparkling detail.

You gasp, eyes going wide. “Luka—”

He tilts his head, watching you closely, waiting for your reaction.

You stare at the necklace, your heart doing something stupid in your chest, and then you press your lips together, exhaling sharply through your nose.

Because you can’t believe this.

Because—

You reach into your own bag and pull out a matching box.

Luka blinks. “Wait—”

You slide it across the table.

He picks it up, already shaking his head. “No way.”

“Open it.”

He does.

Inside?

The same exact necklace—except with his jersey number.

A beat of silence.

Then—

You both burst into laughter.

“Are you serious?” Luka wheezes, holding the box like he can’t believe it.

You shake your head, grinning so hard your cheeks hurt. “We’re literally morphing into the same person.”

Luka leans forward, shaking his head with a huge smile. “This is actually insane.”

“You are insane.”

“You are,” he shoots back.

You just laugh, reaching over to grab his face with both hands, pressing a kiss to his lips. He hums against your mouth, smiling, hands sliding around your waist to tug you closer.

When you pull back, Luka’s still grinning, eyes soft as he looks at you.

“I love you,” he murmurs.

You run your thumb over his cheek, still holding his face. “Yeah, I know.”

He laughs, shaking his head before kissing you again.

And honestly?

This might just be the best Valentine’s Day yet.

[juviabrainrot]

LET'S GO TO THE FAIR !

PAIRINGS ... d.kaminari, h.sero, e.kirishima x fem!reader

a/n: it's fair season! (at least where i live) and i got the idea to do this. also we're not gonna talk about my tiktok ban crashout but that shit was literally 14 hours i am so dramatic idc. this also isn't proof read (again!!! are we surprised) ALSO ignore how sero's is probably longer than the rest of them bc idk he's bae and needs that extra little ramble

requests are open!

d. kaminari

ik damn well this man is trying to do all the fair games and loses at nearly all of them

and yes, he did win one game at the very least! (it was the one where you have to squirt water into the whole)

for his prize, he got a minion plushie and was mad because when you guys had previously passed, there was a pikachu plushie but it was gone by the time you came back

he only wanted it so he could give it to you since it was "basically his twin", but it's ok because minions are TOTALLY better!! (imo, fight me idc)

you both decided to go on the zipper and halfway through the line, he started getting scared because of the plethora of screams

with lots of reassurance, you two got on there and it was... something!

he screamed like a baby and started crying for his mom at one point

"I'm too young and handsome for my death to happen like this!"

after, he acted nonchalant and like he wasn't just bawling his eyes out

for some reason, he really wanted to go on zero gravity and pretended to climb the walls to take a pic and send it to sero

"wait catch my good side I want to look mysterious"

h. sero

definitely snuck his penjamin in

his plan was to go to the fair 2 days: - day 1: get high af and eat literally every food, play games, and go to the petting zoo - day 2: ride all the rides

literally the first thing he did was go to the corn dog stand and tore up an XL corn dog

next, he attacked a turkey leg and got the juices all over his mouth

did he know? no. did you let him walk around with them decorating his mouth for a while? yes

he was starting to get a little stuffed so he got himself a fresh squeezed lemonade to share and you both walked around the fair grounds

you walked past the basketball stand and he was convinced that he could shoot the hoop with perfection, but ended up bashing the ball into the front of the hoop and it came back and hit him

he gave up and pouted a little so he decided he wanted to pet some goats in the petting zoo

was about to cry when he saw the miniature ponies because he wanted to take one home

made sure no one was around, whipped out his pen and asked the horse if he wanted a hit

before you were about to leave, he decided he wanted to split a funnel cake with you but could only eat four bites before he gave up and left the rest to you

on day two, he bought the unlimited pass for you both and wanted to go crazy on all the rides

the first ride you went on was the thunderbolt and you accidentally crushed him because of how fast it was going + literal air force

forced you to go on the pendulum ride 4 times and the fireball 3 times

went into the fun house and pretended to be a hamster on a hamster wheel in the spinning tunnel, and accidentally kicked a kid that was trying to get in

e. kirishima

like denki, he was also trying to do all the carnival games, but there's one difference - he was actually getting prizes

his favorite game was the hammer and bell one since it showed off how strong he was

started winning so many prizes for you that you had to give some to little kids because you physically couldn't hold them all

you both walked through all the crazy popup shops and got weird/cringe matching shirts ( I am so sexy that even life gets hard / I am life)

he also ate a chicken leg and held his face out with a smile for you to wipe it clean

held your hand the whole time as you walked around and you became one of those cringe couples in the lines even after you swore you wouldn't

he wanted to go on quite literally every ride, even the kiddie rides

his favorite ride was definitely the fireball and rode it 5 times

took loads of pics in the photo booth and put one of the strips in the back of his phone case

ended the night with a romantic ride on the ferris wheel and took tons of pictures to post, some of them you didn't even know he took

©juviabrainrot - please do not copy/repost any of my work on any platform <3

[kyrithenerd]

Hey I loved your posts about the Cullens would you do Carlisle Cullens headcannons?

HIIII! You ask, I deliver😀

HERE ARE SUM CARLISLE HEADCANONSSS

Gentleman obviously

He tells you about his medical practice a lot

Old fashioned, really old fashioned so he likely asked permission from your father before he even took you out on a date.

On dates he's the most polite person ever

Pulls the chair out for you

Melts when he finds you wearing his lab coat.

He felt REALLY nervous when telling you about his secret. I can imagine him dating you for years and you still don't know, nor spend time with his family for obvious reasons

When he does tell you tho, it doesn't come as a surprise, you figured it out already.

By the time you actually meet his kids, they have heard all about you. Dr Cullen apparently can't shut up about his lover 🤭

He never gets angry, you see a white raven before you hear him shout.

He's kind of overprotective but tries not to show it.

Not a big fan of pda, or at least in my opinion, so holding pinkies and such. Maybe hand holding as the relationship progresses

You were nervous that the others wouldn't like you, but they ABSOLUTELY DIDDD. Rosalie was so happy to have a mother figure, and Edward was basically calling you mom by the 3rd week (which you found weird but loved at the same time)

Carlisle is definitely a 'date night every week' type of guy.

He takes you travelling a lot, so you were in all of the European capitals before marriage even came up.

You didn't even realize how rich he was before he gifted you an island as a wedding gift.

(NSFW-?) Big heart, bigger d1ck, biggest bank account.

He treats you like a goddess, so princess treatment is the bare minimum even if you guys are arguing

He doesn't want to turn you, and that's why you guys only have flights

"No, sweetheart, I won't turn you.. there is no reason for me to take your soul"

At the end he does end up turning you (after you tried to give him a reason to save your life)

(I can write a one shot about that if y'all want me to)

When you're still human, he always leaves you notes if you're hunting.

After you get turned tho, he's the one who shows you how to hunt, move, act human.

Very good at holding eye contact for some reason???

Tells you tales of the volturi and his time with them

Wrires you poetry FOR SURE.

Let's you steal his shirts.

Acts like he doesn't want his stuff being stolen but melts when he sees you do it

WILL. BRUSH. YOUR. HAIR. FOR. YOU.

If you're still human and sick, he takes time off work just to be your personal doctor <3

He lets you choose the movie

I can see him being a cat person. Not bc he's a vampire or anything, but he def owns a calico cat.

He's a huge Doctor House fan.

You can't watch Grey's anatomy with him bc he'll have a crashout at half of it being inaccurate

When Bella comes around I can see him asking you to bond with her

He wants you to tie his ties. He finds it cute.

Has terrible identity crisis and whenever he feels like a monster be curls up next to you

When he's hunting he goes for deer.

If he's not hunting with you, he's likely with Edward or Rosalie

Edward is, in fact the favorite kid. (Rosalie close second)

He can be sassy and sarcastic in private.

Buys you very expensive perfumes (only the ones you like)

If you're a model, that's a Palvin Barbara X Dylan Sprouse at the last VS show ALL THE TIME.

Whatever you do, he's your biggest fan.

If you have siblings, he tries getting along with them as much as he can!

He thinks he is morally grey, but the purest person.

Secretly very afraid of dying? I can see that with him

When one of his kids (Emmett) jokingly said he's a dilf he asked you what that meant.

He lets you style his hair

If you're a werewolf, he speaks to the leader of the tribe about you imprinting on him, getting them to change to contract so he can go to the wolf's land.

Even if you're a werewolf he's not bothered by the smell

DOESN'T LET HIS KIDS CALL YOU A MUTT (they wouldn't anyway since they adore you but still)

Alice had a vision of you months before you started dating, Edward read his mind and soon the whole family was giddy trying to see when y'all get together.

Emmett admitted this at the speech he made at y'all's wedding.

Buys you plushies, DEFO.

He held the wedding in whatever country you wanted it to be.

He hates interview with the vampire for some reason.

If you're an artist, he has a whole art studio set up for you.

Same with whatever profession you do.

OKII THAT'S ALL FOR TODAY!!

I'm working in a jasper one shot currently so that can be expected soon!

Also I take any other kinds of requests about the Cullen's and the vampire diaries, some animes and other fandoms too, just ask!

Okay I'm out<3

[sadtusk]

a lot of you tumblr homestar fans need to learn how to respect selfshippers genuinely. just because you think the guy/girl kissing strong bad is weird doesn't mean you need to shit on everyone who's ever selfshipped ever. it's not a "genuinely insane" thing to do and a lot of us are normal people with normal lives and even real partners. a ton of us are actually really nice people if you get to know us and respect our boundaries!!! plus, there's been selfshippers in fandoms since there's been fandoms. you all make it very obvious that you're the normies who have never been in a real fandom space before. literally look at hrwiki.org forums for 5 seconds and you'll see people like princess of strong badia or goth sad (my favorite forum user, they have 1 post from 15 years ago and it's them thirsting over strong sad). and also a lot of us also just do it to cope!!! so it makes sense why we wouldn't want to share!!! don't piss me off Okay!!!

also a lot of you guys have weird obsessions and fantasies about hurting others in the fandom and it needs to be addressed lol. why are you talking about shooting people. or letting a dog maul them. i've seen grown adults fantasize about my demise (back when i was still 14, they knew my age but didn't care). over me being a bit weird about a fucking 20 year old flash cartoon. i tried to call out this behavior and i got ignored because it's normalized for some reason. awful fandom.

okay moletusk crashout over thanks for readinf

[acknowledge-reigns]

The Nanny | Solo Sikoa x Black!Fem OC | 18+!

Description: Solo asks Amanda out. Kiley takes steps to find out what Amanda is hiding.

Chapter: 4/6

Face Claim: Jasmine Cephas Jones

Warnings: None really.

This is the Solo x Amanda sequel to Swipe Right, Rivals With Benefits, Kiss It Better and Baddie and The Beast. As always my stories are NOT about real people and does not reflect their character. This is very much an 18+ BDSM based romance with some comedy thrown in there. If kink content isn't for you, please scroll. You have been warned.

My masterlist can be found here.

Word count: 1,015

Taglist: @lov3rla03 @acute-crashout-jeyuso @adoreesun

Amanda sighs, feeling a pang of annoyance as the doorbell rings. She had just gotten the twins to sleep, and she was hoping for some peace and quiet. But she knows she can't ignore it, so she sets down the baby monitor and heads to the door.

As she opens the door, she sees Solo standing there, a bit of grin on his face. "Brought you some food. Figured you could use a lunch break."

Amanda's annoyance melts away, replaced by a smile. "You didn't have to do that," she says, standing aside to let him in.

Solo walks in, carrying a bag of takeout. "I know, but I wanted to," he says, setting the bag down on the kitchen counter.

Amanda can't help but feel a rush of affection for him as she watches him unpack the food.

"You're a lifesaver," she says, leaning against the counter and watching him with a smile.

Solo grins back at her, pulling out containers of food. "I know I am," he says with a wink. "Now come on, let's eat before the twins wake up."

Amanda nods, her stomach growling in agreement. "Good idea," she says, moving to sit down at the table.

Solo sets a container of food in front of her, then sits down across from her with his own. "I got your favorite," he says, opening his container and starting to eat.

Amanda digs into her food, feeling grateful for Solo's thoughtfulness. "You really know how to treat a girl," she says, taking a bite and letting out a satisfied hum.

Solo grins, clearly pleased with himself. "I aim to please," he says, winking at her again.

They eat in comfortable silence for a few minutes, Amanda can't help but steal glances at Solo, taking in his handsome features and the way his eyes crinkle when he smiles.

Solo notices her glances, and a smirk plays on his lips. "You're staring," he teases, his eyes sparkling with amusement.

Amanda chuckles, caught in the act. "I can't help it," she admits, looking away sheepishly. "You're just too handsome."

Solo grins wider, clearly enjoying her attention. "Is that so?" he asks, leaning back in his chair. "Well, I'm glad I can be a distraction for you."

"I need a distraction. Cove has been screaming all morning. I just finally got both of them down for a nap." Amanda says.

As if on cue, the sound of a baby crying cut through the silence. "Dammit!" Amanda says.

"Hey, calm down." Solo responds calmly opening the freezer and pulling out a teething ring. "This is all he needs."

Cove soon settled down and drifted back to sleep, the teething ring having done the trick.

"You're kidding" Amanda says in disbelief.

"What? You're a nanny who's never been around a teething baby?" Solo questioned.

"I umm.. In my last family, they all.. already had.. teeth." Amanda awkwardly fibbed.

Solo raises an eyebrow, but clearly guys her excuse and changes the subject.

"So, I've been meaning to ask you something," Solo says, setting his fork down and looking at Amanda seriously.

Amanda sets down her fork as well, a feeling of nervous anticipation washing over her. "Oh? And what's that?" she asks, trying to sound casual.

Solo takes a deep breath, his eyes locking with hers. "I was wondering if you'd like to go on a date with me," he says, his voice low and serious.

Amanda's heart skips a beat at his words, and she feels a flutter of excitement in her stomach. "A date?" she repeats, her voice a little breathless.

Solo nods, a hint of nervousness in his eyes. "Yeah, just the two of us. No babies, no nannying. Just you and me," he clarifies, waiting for her response.

Amanda feels a smile tugging at the corners of her lips, her mind racing with thoughts. "I'd love to," she finally says, her voice filled with warmth and excitement.

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Tatiana, a sharp-eyed young woman with a no-nonsense attitude, meets with Kiley in a dimly lit café. She takes out a notepad and a pen, ready to take notes. She was very focused on the task at hand.

"So, what's the deal with this Amanda?" she asks, looking at Kiley intently.

Kiley had been casual acquaintances with Tatiana, who is a PI, since college.

Kiley leans forward, her eyes darkening with suspicion. "She's a nanny for my sister's kids, but something about her doesn't sit right with me, and we have a bit of a history. But I think she's hiding something." she says, her voice low and guarded.

Tatiana raises an eyebrow, intrigued by Kiley's vague explanation. "A bit of a history, huh?" she says, jotting down a few notes. "And what exactly do you think she's hiding?"

Kiley hesitates for a moment, weighing her words carefully. "I don't know for sure," she admits. "But I have a feeling she's not being entirely truthful. She's been acting weird, And according to my niece Amira, totally clueless about babies despite being a supposedly qualified nanny and I want to find out what she's up to."

Tatiana nods, her expression serious. "I understand," she says, flipping through her notes. "So you want me to do some digging on her? See what I can find out about her background, her history, anything suspicious?"

Kiley nods firmly. "Yes, exactly. I want to know everything there is to know about her. Where she's from, who she is, what her connections are. I want to know if she's a threat to my family."

Tatiana makes a few more notes, a determined look on her face. "Alright, I'll do my best. It might take some time, but I'll get to the bottom of this." she says, standing up and tucking her notepad away.

Kiley thanks Tatiana and watches her leave, a sense of unease still lingering in her chest. She knew that whatever secrets Amanda was hiding, they were not going to be good. Hiring a PI might have been overkill but someone has to figure out what the hell is going on.

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[starfxkrinc]

idk what it is but i can’t drop two things you said, firstly i keep thinking about the resentment the breeds in the club as sweetpea and jj get closer and closer. i’m thinking maybe one if jj’s former age appropriate trailetpark flings work there, she sees the fineness that the two share for eachother and she’s is over come with rage. why would jj want a girl young enough to be his daughter? she takes this anger and uses it to rally the other girls against sweetpea, lying about how she takes customers at home [she only takes jj home], saying she got work done, but more importantly she runs her mouth to jj about her lies. so when jj’s outside waiting for sweetpea to get off work. he walks up to her car and pops 3 tires [fun fact to all my fellow crashouts, most car insurance companies will paid if all 4 tiers are popped because it’s ruled and ‘intentional’ so pop 3! it more expensive to replace 3 tires instead of 2 or 1, plus they’ll pay out of pocket for the tires!] and leaves a vague note to leave sweetpea alone. she shuts up afterwards because she knows that jj knows where she lives, which is next door but still it’s enough to shut her up.

the second being about jj’s reaction to having sweetpea having a client with a big bank account, i think it’d be more interesting if this client became a regular around the same time jj did or later. jj takes it as a competition, even tho it’s not sweetpea loves jj more by a long shot. he thinks the world owes him sweetpea after all the thinks he’s been put though. he beings hogging sweetpea, coming the same time mr.moneybags does. he’ll put down more money than he has to keep her for the whole night if he has to. sadly because the club runners are money hunger, they peel jj off of her and take her to the back where mr.moneybags is waiting for sweetpea. jj storms out the club upset going on a whole ‘ima paying customer you can’t do this’ rants and doesn’t show the next 2 or 3 weeks. sweetpea fears, she nervous he’ll never come back and forget about her. [i also imagine this a the very start of their relationship, before she has his number or anything so she has no way to contact him] when he comes back finally, sweetpea ‘apologizes’ [i use apologize loosely because jj being away guilt tripped that poor girl so hard] by doing a dance to his favorite song. idk why but i imagine it’s to a 90’s or a very early rnb/hiphop song that pope but jj onto when they where teens and he put sweetpea onto it. [i also think it’d be cute if she danced to ‘home to you’ by fka twigs but it wouldn’t fit the clubs vibes.] she makes sure to wear jj’s favorite outfit, it’s a pale blue two piece with a white mesh coverup sweetpea wears when she’s on the floor. jj accepts her apology and takes her to the back, where he pins her down to the flat, musty boxsping [that’s honestly been there longer than sweet peas be alive…] and makes her cum for the first time in weeks. of course jj won’t stop talking about how he can make her cum and mr.moneybags could never do what he does. i also think the dynamic would be interesting if mr.moneybags was rafe, but he’s been boring me recently.

also is it okay if i was ‘🌺’ anon?



gonna kiss you on the mouth with tongue this is so delicious

first point! sweet pea doesn't have many allies in the club already. she only has one friend (ukw lets bring eve in on this!) because it's catty, the other girls are jealous and she's the money maker of the club. they customers love her sweet face and soft frame and fuck obviously jj loves it the most. combined with the richest guy there always spending on her there's a target you can see from mars. and jjs old fling isn't doing so hot, she's older and even though there's nothing wrong with her physically strip clubs are known to have an expiration date on dancers. her being in her late 30s means her time is up soon and it makes it worse that jj clearly likes sweetpea. so yeah she stirs some shit. starts fucking the owner to fuck it up for her (gets her booted off the main stage to a smaller one and replaces her), gets the other girls to steal her money, mess with her clothes, poach her clients everything. and in a rare moment of vulnerability after a session with jj she starts crying telling him she hasn't made much money lately because of her actions.

and honestly? jj would do more than pop her tires. like yeah he does that but she also comes in with a black eye and a busted lip. she keeps her distance after that.

now the second point. i was legit thinking this in the car and im glad our minds synced up abt this au but jj talks all kinda shit when he's with her. literally begging her to come home with him but afterwards he gets so nervous about being rejected he says he was just fucking around. her pussy gets him saying all kinda shit and he ignores how it makes her big eyes get all sad. but when moneybags comes in and legit drops stacks on stacks for her jj feels fucking sick. hes starting to think maybe he shouldnt have taken back what he said. and she feels her heart fucking soar when jj starts hogging her and telling her he's gonna take her away but the owners arent fucking with it because jjs working off a mechanics salary and hes already paid under the table so they have no qualms about getting him outta there.

also love how you feel like jj feels owed sweet pea because absolutely he does. his lifes been shit forever and he finally gets a little bit of something nice and he cant even have that. when he gets hauled out piss drunk and swinging he's put on a temporary ban and once that ban is up he feels so embarrassed he still doesnt come back and she has no way to contact him. it's terrible on her, the gifts and the monet is nice but moneybags seems content with playing with her for the time being. but jj was sincere, he fucked her like he really wanted her.

as for the song she dances to? i def think it its ll cool j

as for who moneybags is? i dont think it matters!

[isabelopaque]

im so glad you guys dont follow my wrestleblog. my favorite guys finally came back and i had a momumental cross platform crashout. but im normal now

[acerathia]

okay, i'll bite, i am intrigued. in particular, i'm sitting here trying to figure out how the guys in bluelock crashout, die/survive, and/or become some of the most unhinged incarnations in the star stream ever.

(ego probably develops an insane foothold in the sports sector somehow or even makes one on the star stream. crazy competitive constellations love him.) i can see gladiator/warrior type constellations becoming v interested in the whole bluelock situation and the development of the players' egoism.

if the guys have been in bluelock for a while and have adjusted to an egoistic mentality, i can see this helping them survive and adapt to the scenarios in ways that ordinary citizens just don't. some of them may even thrive in the scenarios, which gradually attracts a lot of attention from the star stream. (bluelock guys straight up refuse to sign with most constellations unless they're legit god-tier or perfectly useful for their strategy in particular. this offends weaker constellations and intrigues the stronger ones.)

anyway, to be more specific and get back to your actual ask game (which i am clearly becoming obsessed with), what do we think is going on with kaiser in orv?

how do you see him surviving in orv? because i'll be honest i can straight up see him going far into the scenarios and becoming a major incarnation in his own right. he might even shoot for the stars and develop plans for killing certain constellations over time aslkjdlakdjs.

in addition to his general kaiser-ness, i think his background and attitude towards survival would draw a lot of attention from the star stream and bring out those who would want him to repeat their narrative, particularly those with abusive stories.

i can see him being a fan favorite amongst the constellations because it is fun to both cheer him on--to see what he can really do--and hate on him relentlessly. the way he feeds of the constellations' hatred kind of gets them going lol. dokkaebis love him. he's probably the star of his channel askldjsakjs. unless noel noa is on it, too. in which case, um.

also, what do we think the isagi/ness deal is in orv? i could see him and ness pairing up early on in the scenarios, with kaiser using ness to compliment his own combat strategies and just fully utilize him as a tool in his belt. i think this makes them worse, both together and as individuals. just, so much worse.

but then, at some point, isagi comes in. perhaps when different countries start to come together during the scenarios and their channels overlap. and shit just goes downhill and crazy for them then on hahahhahahahaa

oh god i am getting too into this askldjlaskjaks. i do think isagi just fucks everything up and the constellations are just living for it tho.

OH MY GOODNESS, this is great, i'm gonna try and tackle all this dskfjdslkf

first of all, ego, considering how similar he is to the dokkaebi, i'd say he would definitely try to make a deal with them, using the blue lock idea as a kickstarter. because that is entertainment pure, isn't it??? if he actually succeeds depends on the dokkaebi imo, i dont think we know which one had control over the stream in japan? but i agree, the gladiator/warrior constellations would loveee this whole concept, esp with the size of the group. so i'd say, ideally, the scenarios would start the moment all groups emerge from their separated sectors, imagine that. all 275 in one room, how many are gonna kill one person, are some even killing more?? and with one scenario the count is already halved, that's so crazyyy.

if the initial blue lock stage is already over, and they've all adjusted to their egoism?? i agree, it's gonna help them so much it's crazy actually, like, they're taking over the first couple scenarios, they're just mowing everyone down, they don't matter as long as they survive, right?? and my goodness, they would totally provoke the constellations, i see them talking to them like they're talking to their coaches, if they're helpful? amazing. if not? they can screw off. the constellations love and hate them at the same time, because they're crazy and entertaining, yet so incredibly rude and egoistical. i dont see many of them make contracts with constellations, because they wanna pull through with their own abilities, especially if they're the genius type. i think the learner type (isagi and kaiser) would lean more into accepting an amazing contract to get better than anyone else.

now, looking at kaiser. i agree with u soo muchhh. he's literally made for the first scenarios. if he manages to survive the 5th scenario? nothing can stop him, his growth is gonna sky-rocket, especially once he signs a contract with one of the strongest constellations. he does not care about the side effects of the stigmas and that might make him reckless, but due to his immense survival skills, he will pull through no matter what. if he pairs up with ness, they will stick together at the beginning, i think ness would immediately sign a contract to support kaiser, who doesnt wanna do that in the beginning, and that will be his downfall. because once kaiser has his own constellation, he realizes how weak ness actually is and leaves him for better opportunities. i think, that's when ness has the possibility to evolve, to change to be stronger on his own, it is possible in orv and if he truly feels abandoned he just might. maybe the catalyst is isagi, but i think the bond between them is bound to break with the difference in strength and power. they both were ruthless together, but each on their own? they're nightmares, only caring for themselves. kaiser will literally pave a path with bodies if it means to survive. he does get attention, but because germany has one stream, and he has to share it with noel noa, he gets worse, craving power and attention, trying to show the constellations how much better he is than noel noa. maybe going as far as to sabotage him. but personally, i dont think kaiser will aim to kill the constellations, he doesnt rlly have a reason to, u know? anyway

once the ""borders"" open up, it might take some time for them to meet, but oh boy, what a beast isagi is. he's that kind of person that is able to grow a following fast, so he can easily survive, especially as he has that balance of ruthlessness to survive and the kindness and charisma for people to trust him. he might even get the kings qualification, who knows, but his constellation is definitely the strongest japanese one, one of the strongest wordlwide. strong enough to be head to head with kaiser's constellation. once isagi breaks free of japan, they will clash, and it's going to be soo ugly. maybe they do end up teaming up eventually if a certain scenario forces them to, but they will hate each other, fighting tooth and nail along the way. at some point i fear the world might perish BECAUSE of them LMAO

[toxic-potions-productions]

Light Poppy playtime chapter four spoiler warning!

For all of my Poppy playtime girls, gays, & theys, I wanna know if you agree with this. This is something @happilylazycreator & I are firm believers on, & it involves Doey

Kevin is the orange part of Doey. Not the red. Jack is the right color (Yellow), but people mix up red with Kevin all the time. I get it, though, red is a color for anger, but pay closer attention to his orange arm when Kevin comes out more, & you'll see what I mean. He emphasizes "Who created......US." during the part where he talks about how he & the others were created with the orange arm, & that same orange hand smacks himself when he has his pre-fight crashout. When you think deeper into it, which is clearly what Velvet & I are doing LOL, Kevin is actually just the orange arm. When you look at his legs, red takes up both of his nubby feet

Matthew shows up alot after we're brought to the Safe Haven. Matthew is basically the leader of the trio, so that means he would be the one to move around. He always does, & he keeps moving. I can't exactly take all the credit for that part, though, Velvet pointed it out, & it was too smart to not add here

Not only that, but the first three colors of the rainbow are red, orange, & yellow. Red is in front. Matthew is in front. Orange is second, yellow is last, & so forth. It also hints at Jack being the youngest, & we can all agree yellow is his color on Doey 💛

So, I guess what I'm trying to say is that, people unintentionally jumbled up two colors to represent two of the kids that make Doey who he is. & I know not everyone sees it this way, since they associate red with anger (Cuz, TBF, so do I. Look at Lyssa's blog) & wanna hate on Kevin, a literal child, for VERY REASONABLE crashouts. If you're one of those people, unfollow me, you don't belong here

Anyways, people have their own opinions & views of our favorite Doughman, & that's fine by me, but if you focus more on the three kids & Doey's bipolar signs, you would see it better that Matthew is the color red on Doey, since red is basically the leader of the colors. Matthew is the leader, too. Matthew has been red this entire time while Kevin is orange, even though it's understandable why they would be switched up

But, that's just a theory. A GAME THEORY! Yeah, I know Mattpat is already retired, but don't act like you guys don't miss that as much as I do-

Anyways, uhh, thanks for reading all of this if you did. Velvet & I are firm believers on this theory, but opinions are opinions. & everyone has them. So, yeah

& this whole idea of Kevin being orange & Matthew being red is also canon in our old Artificial facade au, that we are in the process of bringing back! So, stay tuned

If you guys have any other thoughts you wanna add on, or if you're part of the tiny group in the fandom that agrees with us, let us know in the replies

Gotta love the silly doughman ❤️🧡💛🩵

[scenekitt]

SONIC FEVER!!!

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Erhrmm I am FULLY submerged into sonic if it wasn't already obvious, I physically can't stop thinking about it and it's haunted me in my dreams for WEEKS ( I'm being serious when I say I've lost SLEEP )

that bluee hedghougg..... that.... ho t topic ... emo...,,...

ANHWAYSSS on a more srs note,

Yes, I have made ocs and yes I will probably make even more in the future if I feel like it-- I'm SO srry if it feels like I've ditched my other fixations chat dw I still love them dearly,, it's just the sonic takeover has consumed me

As for the ocs, here's a VERYYY quick rundown:

Toggle - has little magic good luck powers, very cuddly little guy

Wringer - big tough guy who doesn't speak much, freakishly long tounge he uses to communicate and behaviors similarly to a snake / frog

Now my personal favorites.,,.,,

Skylar / Sky - crashout, does bite, batshit crazy, has a power called super-jump, powerful kicks

Pyro - fire powers, hyped abt everything, reckless

They're a best friend power duo

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[myanmardoesnotexist]

you recognize my writing style uwu thats so NICE omg im going to be thinking about this forever

also yeah totally makes sense what you said about everyone and keeping it close to canon so to speak. i do get andrea staying out of it thats so valid of him it would just literally be a saw trap if marcs exes teamed up against him..

im kind of obsessed with cal also hes so funny to me like what a quirky guy he would like play wrestle with marc sometimes and have insane twitter interactions w him but other than that i dont know much about him hes kind of a vibe though. dovi and casey my sweet princes i cant wait to see them again

also i didnt mention this last time but i really loved the detail of marc having no litmus test for how relationships should be like hes only had two batshit crazy relationships and has like no friends to tell him that something isnt right and his brother is too young to see the toxicitiy altho he may be starting to. marc is so so isolated and its so heartbreaking. hes really living the life of a female horror thriller protagonist that keeps feeling and saying somethings not right and everybody just keeps telling them theyre crazy or not seeing it.

wheres santi can he save him save us santi save us

ik he has to save himself ;-; the levels of crashout will be the likes of which no one has seen before

Cal is like my new favorite guys to write. I’ve never put him in fics before, and so I didn’t really understand who he was, but when I was researching like how he acts I saw all those Twitter things and died. And thus those two chapters were he was just like a second main character were born. He will be around in the future again, won’t tell you how yet

Yeah it’s so easy to forget that Marc was eighteen when this all started, terribly young and naive. And since then it has just been mess after mess for him, so he has no idea how a relationship is meant to work. He will learn tho!

Poor Santi Is going to be so upset when Sepang happens, he’ll be like the frontlines of the Marc Marcquez Defense Squad. I love Santi so I want to include him more for sure

Get ready for Vales crash out it is going to be so funnnnn

[minimal-effort-name]

my favorite silly guy,

totally didnt put the fear of god in like every relevant faction in his district during his crashout <3

The Black Silence.

[ry-ya05]

edit: I REALIZED I JUST LEAKED ALTO AND SOFRONARIA'S REAL NAMES AND THE FRIEND GROUP NAMES... UHM...

anyways

WOAH OK CHAT UPDATE ON SOFRONARIA'S CRASHOUT

GYNT AND I ARE TALKING ABOUT HER NOW IN DMS,, OH MY GOSH IS THIS REAL?? SOMEONE I CAN TALK TO ABOUT THE FRIEND GROUP WITH OTHER THAN ANONYMOUS PEOPLE ON THE INTERNET??

Lord thank you so much for making me friends with gynt he is actually a blessing in disguise

here's a rant that i said to him:

ngl i dont wanna leave them for me it wasnt natural at all i shouldve said no when alto asked if she could add her i didnt have the heart to say no cause I thought it would be mean i really didnt want her to be added

Gynt: But do you still enjoy it sometimes Sometimes you seem some good qualities that temporarily come and then you start to like them once more now you just loathe them

kinda i appreciate her talking and contributing to the friend group but sometimes the things she talks about are either insults or rants or vents i rarely her hear talk about nice stuff

Gynt: She switched up the dynamic of the group

yeah,, cause (friends group w/o sofronaria) used to have the dynamic of chaotic friends

Gynt: Now its just chaotic

EXACTLY its like we got seperated

Gynt: At some pint yeahhhh

i just want an outing with (friend group w/o sofronaria) not (friend group w/ sofronaria) anymore i hate to admit this but things were already fine without her…

Gynt: Fine but we wanted to add her

alto did i had no intentions of adding her to (friend group w/ sofronaria) but alto suggested it

anyways here's my actual thought process about sofranaria that I sent to him:

(mentions of suicide, shooting, stuff like that)

im listening to my favorite song rn "hated by life itself." there's this one line that goes "we say goodbyes too much, not even knowing what a true farewell is, we are hated by life itself" like yeah she wants to kill herself but she announces it so often now it's too repetative that it lost its meaning

i cant even take her seriously anymore "i bet she's gonna say 'i wanna kms' because there's filipino tomorrow" even if it's a minor problem, she says "kms" "kms i only visit the gc once and I'm already pissed"

"hey guys what if i shoot myself" "i wanna kms" i have heard her say those around 7 times today

tbh i feel like i cant try and help her with her thoughts of suicide anymore because 1. its becoming repetative and 2. it's tiring already

Gynt: At some point you wanna convince her to actually kill herself… Just me

nah cuz i almost did esp when she said "doesnt matter cuz im gonna kill myself anyway" do my efforts to try and help you not mean anything to you?? "then kill yourself" "i give up" thats what i wanted to say so bad bro…

Gynt: "Has my friendship mean nothin" is something close

i would if i didn't know sofronaria was kinda judgemental at times i was scared of being perceived as a bad friend so I just gave up 🙏🙏

ok now i need YOUR guys' opinion on this am I a bad friend for thinking like this