#my fav german

[atwhughesversion]

the smirk at the end lmaoo

[souvenir116]

Tearing up a bit on this... 🥹🥹 They literally have no reason to be this close, literal babies in 2019, a month after the chaotic Austria race and unfollow gate, but chatting and smiling cutely still 🥹❤️ + yap topic: the infamous embarrassing weather talks with your childhood rival <3

[reallybadblackoutpoems]

a greater goode (2002) - amy schor ferris

"boy rejoice" "boy you want some presents"

(happy holidays everyone stay safe stay merry)

[cup-noodle]

the cruelest thing about the world is that there's so many languages and a girl can't learn all of them

[chiara-klara-claire]

funny ways to say “in the middle of nowhere”

Collected funny ones under this post + contributions to this one (my selection). Most involve ass(holes), have god/the devil, (nonsense) names of villages…

🇩🇪German: in the ass of the world/ the pasture- am Arsch der Welt/der Weide; where Fox and Hare bid each other good night - Wo sich Fuchs und Hase Gute Nacht sagen (old-fashioned), where the dead dog lays - Da liegt der tote Hund, in Buxtehude/ (Kuh)kaff, in der Pampa, in Timbuktu

🇮🇹Italian: in assland - in culonia/culandia, in the wolves’ ass - in culo ai lupi, in the ass of the word - in culo al mondo; 🇫🇷 French in the asshole of the world - dans le trou du cul du monde

🇨🇿Czech: Where foxes bid good night to one another - Kde si lišky dávají dobrou noc

🇩🇰Danish: where the crows turn around - Hvor kragerne vender on Lars diarrheas field/on the field of Lars Shitpants - På lars tyndskids mark

🇳🇴Norwegian: far damn from violence - langt pokker i vold, “huttaheiti” (gibberish)

🇸🇪Swedish: out (there) in the spinach - ute i spenaten,“tjotaheiti” (see above, maybe originally from Tahiti)

🇪🇸in Spain: in the fifth hell/pine tree - En el quinto infierno/pino, where Christ lost the sandal/hat/lighter - Donde Cristo perdió la alpargata/gorra/mechero;

🇲🇽 Mexico: Where the devil farts - Donde el diablo se echa un pedo, and sometimes someone answers: “Y nadie lo escucha” And no one hears

🇹🇼in Taiwan: where birds don't lay eggs and dogs don't shit - 鳥不生蛋狗不拉屎的地方 

🇵🇱Polish - where crows turn around -  Gdzie wrony zawracają, where dogs bark from their ass - gdzie psy dupami szczekają 🐶; Where the devil says goodnight - Gdzie diabeł mówi dobranoc, where (black) pepper grows - gdzie pieprz rośnie, (mostly in the context of running as far away as possible or chasing someone away)

🇦🇺Australia: woop woop or "in the middle of woop woop' 🇳🇿 NZ: wop wops

🇻🇳Vietnamese: holy forests, poisonous waters - rừng thiêng nước độc / where mountain passes are windy/cloudy and winds swirl in vortexes - đèo heo hút gió or đèo mây hút gió (rarely used)

🇨🇦🇫🇷 Québéc: Saint clin clin des meuhs meuhs (actual village name…)

🇸🇦 Arabic (Saudi dialect): in the castle of wadren في مقلاع وادرين (an old castle in the middle of desert)

🇮🇱 in Israel: Israel: at the end of the world, take a turn left - סוף העולם שמאלה

🇫🇮Finnish: behind God’s back - jumalan selän takana, in the devil’s ass - helvetin perseessä;

🇬🇷 Greek: at the devil’s horn - Στου διαόλου το κέρατο;

🇧🇬 Bulgarian: on the ass of geography - На гъза на географията

🇮🇸 Icelandic Out in an asshole - úti í rassgati;

🇧🇷 in Brazil: in cock’s house - na casa do caralho;

🇦🇷 in Argentina: in the pussy of the parrot- en la concha de la lora 🦜;

🇪🇪 Estonian: in the bear's ass - karuperses 🐻

🇺🇸 USA: bumfuck Egypt

🇧🇪 in Belgium (Dutch): in a farmer’s asscrack - in een boerengat

🇺🇦 Ukrainian: in the devil's swamps в чорта на кулічках,  where the crow won't carry bones куди ворон кісток не заносить

[joifee]

6 :)

6 - Freitagabend by AnnenMayKantereit (always a bit selfconcious about german songs)

In der Innenstadt fahren junge Männer Autos, die ihnen nicht gehören (...) Irgendwo im Gewerbegebiet, da wo sich alle Berauschen Fragen meine Freunde Fremde – ",Kannst du mir Was verkaufen?" Translation: In the city young men are driving cars, that do not belong to them (...) Somewhere in the commercial area where everyone gets high my friends are asking strangers "Can you sell something to me?"

this song is southlanders coded to me - especially them stealing scars horse and also them getting sold crystals

[ef-1]

Historic F1 Rivalries | Part 2 : Alonso vs his Demons

[macbethz]

the japanese american werewolf in london posters omfg...

[doomed-syko]

moritz wagner assisting isaac bonga’s three-pointer and celebrating afterwards | germany – greece, paris olympics basketball quarterfinals, 06.08.2024

[ruenii]

when tim gets super tired, or sleep deprived like he always is, id like to think his mouth filter just gets torn off completely and he says some ooc things he would absolutely regret saying and would rather jump off a cliff than to remember.

like what if he likes using terms of endearments on his friends or siblings? what if he calls bart his 'sunshine'? or cassie 'sweetheart'?? or kon 'darling'???? and he never remembers anything in his sleep deprived state so he becomes confused when he wakes up and find his friends or family blushing, red to the ears.

WHAT IF TIM DEEP, DEEEEP DOWN IS A SAP—

he called bruce his 'papa bear' and bruce just blue screened in the kitchen.

he called jason 'bubba' and he walked right into a street light during patrol.

he called dick 'frate mai mare' and dick tripped on a rock and almost tried to bring tim into a bone-crushing hug.

he called damian 'habibi' with no fear, and damian stormed out with his face flushed.

with duke, he calls him 'Bärchen' as he holds his hand, cause duke is his favorite brother meanwhile duke is turning red very quickly.

with cass, he calls her 'jiě jiě' and cass just hugs him close to her with slightest hint of red on her ears.

with stephanie, he calls her "Maus" and steph calls him "Hase", she's used to his nicknames and even tried to one up him. (but she thinks its really cute)

tim calls alfred 'Opa' and surprisingly, doesn't feel shy about it, alfred though? he's over there trying to fight off the blush.

tim being a secret soft sap is my favorite headcanon and you can pry it out of my cold, dead, hands.

[changewingwentz]

Among the striped tulips🌷

[silverdragonoid]

I'm bad at decisions so I need some help. My collection of cacti and succulents currently consists of 20 cute babies, of which some are 10 years old, but I never gave them names. But I think it's time to change that, I just can't settle on a naming convention.

I tend slightly towards knights because I'd already know what to call my oldest and fav one, but rly anything would be cool. Feel free to also leave suggestions<3

[talksosweet]

omg wait i forgot to say but i got my timetable yestersay for school and i have mixed feelings but i'm mostly happy w it 🙏🏻

[tabooi]

watching kevin köhler's stex vlogs again just to feel something

[skitskatdacat63]

I started a "big" drawing of them, but didn't wanna get too into it, so here are some small Hussar Martian :)

[baekuras]

Thinking about Luis surviving & recovering while Leon gets to sit at his bedside or wherever reading Don Quixote to him <3