#my enemy is GEMINITAY

[applepixls]

this season is doing wacky things to everyone.

skizz has decided he can't be a nice guy anymore (despite his history and nature to be charitable and give back to the server and be the super heroes of the server so to speak)

impulse has gone absolutely nuts and has been accusing everyone of stealing cows right off the bat and seems to have a hunger for victory

and bdubs etho and tango have formed the "tuff guys" cause "nice guys finish last"

so.... people who ahve all historically been part of skizz's superhero gangs are going bad

meanwhile gem and joel who are historically known to kill and steal and antagonize and live on their own etc are making friends with alliums and treating their friends as family

oh how the turn tables

[eatingfloorboards]

Allies or Enemies AU sketches!!

I feel like i Do Not ever have consistent designs for these girls but. It's fine we go based off of vibes!!!

These doodles are post the main aoeau fic for context on their vibes :3

If I'm lucky I'll get another one shot out before the next tech week for theater (3 weeks is definitely enough time... right?)

[excaliefur]

There’s something about the fact that the first time gem didn’t immediately chase pearl away or continue the fake drama is when pearl literally couldn’t respond in a way that makes sense.

Gem had an amicable conversation with her when she could control the narrative, and in fact in her video she cut out a lot of their conversation with Pearl.

It’s interesting to see what kind of narrative Gem is painting from her POV. It doesn’t even seem to be justifying her actions it just frames it in a different light.

[cloudwritesblockblorbos]

MY SMALLETHO ORCHESTRA AU IS HERE!!! I've been working on this for ages and I'm so so excited to share it, this is some of my best writing I think :D

symphony no. 5 in C sharp minor: iv/adagietto (5655 words) by cloudwriting Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Hermitcraft SMP Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: EthosLab/Joel | SmallishBeans Characters: EthosLab, Joel | SmallishBeans, ZombieCleo, Welsknight, GeminiTay , Xisumavoid Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Orchestra, Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Sleepy Kisses, Kissing, Light Angst, Fluff, Mild Hurt/Comfort, Joel | Smallishbeans plays double bass, EthosLab plays cello, Mentions of alcohol, some sexual references, Mentioned Lizzie | LDShadowLady (Video Blogging RPF), Not RPF, seriously I'm so proud of this, Enemies to Lovers, Joel | Smallishbeans POV Summary: Joel can't stand the orchestra's new cellist. As if some good-looking, sweetheart cello prodigy from Canada with a name like Etho deserves all the praise he gets. He hates him, and that's all there is to it. Until Etho starts playing. And then maybe Joel falls in love with him. Just a little bit. This loosely follows the structure of Mahler's 5th Symphony's 4th Movement; There’s tension, there’s quiet, there’s parts that feel like breathing quietly, parts that feel like waiting, parts that feel like being held. There’s uncertainty, fear, discord. And then the beautiful resolution; to the tonal centre, to home, and for Joel, that means; to Etho.

[rapidwaterzzz]

The life series members except i assigned them theme songs cause i got bored ;)

(these r based on there characters and r rlly random and some dont make sense!!)

BdoubleO100: Bulls in the Bronx by Pierce the Viel

BigB: Another Believer by Rufus Wainwright

EthosLab: meant to live by switchfoot

GeminiTay: B.F.F. by Destroy Boys

GoodTimesWithScar: Famous Last Words by My Chemical Romance

Grian: The Kids Aren’t Alright by The Offspring

Impulse: I Will Not Bow by Breaking Benjamin

InTheLittleWood: Know Your Enemy by Rage Against the Machine

LDShadowlady: Hello Kitty by Jazmin Bean

MumboJumbo: All These Things That I’ve Done by The Killers

PearlescentMoon: Brick by Boring Brick by Paramore

RenDog: Toxicity by System of a Down

Skizzleman: Sugar, Were Going Down by Fall Out Boy

Smajor: ANGEL SONG by NOTHING MORE

SmallishBeans : Remedy by Seethed

SolidarityGaming: Monkey Wrench by The Foo Fighters

TangoTek: Bullet with Butterfly Wings by The Smashing Pumpkins

ZombieCleo: Make Me Wanna Die by The Pretty Reckless

[the-whatcherof-89]

Geminitay Aka Mrs Crystal Sunrise . 

Aasimar (Agathion Blooded) Ranger (Horse Lord)10 Hinterlander 10 XP307,200

Neutral Good Medium Humanoid (Outsider, Aasimar) Perception+36

HP193(20D10+100)

AC40(+10Dex+4Shield+5Natural+5Deviation+6Armor)

BaB+17/12/7 CMB+21 CMD+41

Tay Twinned Piercer+33/28/23 1D8+9 Living steel longspear+24/19/14 1D8+7

FORT+20 REFL+25 WILL+16

Racial traits: Outsider, +2 to Handle animal and Survival, 1/day Summon nature’s ally II CL16, Deer horns, Celestial resistances 5 (acid, cold, electric), Darkvision 60ft.

Traits: Naive, Speech of the wilds(Draconic)

Class abilities: Favored enemies(Undead, Illagers, Orcs), Combat style feats(Mounted archery, Sprinted charge, Mounted skirmisher), Endurance, Favored terrains(Water, Underground), Hunter's bond(Horse), Woodland stride, Swift tracker, Evasion, Favored enemy+4(Aberrations, Monstrous humanoids), Fast movement, Favored terrain(Hinterland)+4, Master archer(Rapid shot, Manyshot, Shot on the run), Hinterland stride, Chosen kin 60ft, Defended earth+4, Imbue arrow, Waymarker travel.

STR18 DEX30 CON20 INT16 WIS16 CHA12

Feats: Weapon focus(longbow), Mounted archery, Craft wondrous items, Brew potions, Vital strike, Improved vital strike, Endurance, Point blank shot, Precise shot, Divine interference.

Skills: Climb+13, Craft(Stone and metal)+26, Escape artist+18, Handle animal+26, Heal+11, Knowledge (Dungeon)+11, (Geography)+26, (Nature)+16, (Religion)+11, Perception+26, Profession(Engineer)+16, Ride+23, Spellcraft+11, Stealth+23, Survival+18, Swim+17.

Languages: Common, Celestial, Sylvan.

SpellcastingCL16 DC13 Spells per day 5/4/4/2

Equipment: Vigilant mithral padded armor+5 of Greater fire energy resistance, Darkwood shield+2, Necklace of natural armor+5, Ring of protection+5, Tay twinned piercer(Composite STR+4 longbow+5 with the Bane property against: Dragons, Constructs, Aberrations and Monstrous humanoids), 50+5 Arrows, Living steel returning long spear+3, Belt of physical perfection+6, Cloak of resistance+5, Bracers of archery(Greater), Headband of mental Prowess(INT WIS Geography), Boots of speed, Shadow falconeer’s glove, Ring of sacred mistletoe, Manual of quickness of action+5(used), Wand of cure critical wounds, Handy haversack, Ranger kit, Potions(2 Cure critical wounds, 2 Invisibility), Leather helmet shaped like Jack o’ Lantern pumpkin(worth 100GP), 20GP.

TAYLOR - Animal Companion - Deathtouched Horse

Initiative+4 Speed 50ft

HP8d8+32(64) AC29(+8Natural+2Dex+10Armor-1Size) Attacks: Hooves 1D6+4 Bite 1D4+4.

Racial: Low-light vision, Darkvision 60ft, Scent.

Class: Improved evasion, Ability score increase (+2Str +2 Dex +1 Wis), Multiattack, Dead sight, +4 vs trip CMD, Negative energy affinity, One foot in the grave.

Str 18 Dex 14 Con 18 Int 2 Wis 12 Cha 6 BaB9 Saves +7/5/3

Feats: Armor proficiency x3 (light, medium, heavy).

Skills: Perception+12, Survival+10, Swim+12

Tricks: Guard, Attack, Defend, Seek, Work, Fetch, Down, Come, Charge.

Equipment: Horsemaster’s saddle, Horseshoes of a zephyr, Greenwood banded mail barding+3 of fire resistance, Steadfast gutstone, Bit and bridle, Military saddle with bags and 10 rations.

Background: GeminiTay also known as Gem is a gentle, kind and nature-loving member of the inhabitants of the far land known for his Hermits. She has a passion for nature, hence her constructions are often green and full of animals. Gem was decorating her house and garden like any other day waiting for an eventual prank of the other Hermits (which she likes); suddenly she heard a voice calling upon her: “Your friends are in danger.” She stopped. “Who? Impulse, is that you?” No one was around, she searched all the surrounding area but no one was found. “Young girl, your friends are in danger, you can save them but to reach them you are going to need my help.” Gem was stunned “In danger?! Impulse! Pearl! Grian! Mumbo! Scar! ……!” She kept yelling their names as she was rushing toward their homes. No one answered. She went to the various farms and structures… No one was there. She was ALONE. “Oh, dear! where are the others?! What have you done?” She shouted. “I did nothing, some were tricked, some accepted a mission, some answered a greater call. I offer the latter. Help me so i can save your friends.” Gem was skeptical but the alternative was being TRULY alone knowing that the others were god knows where. “Ok, but you need to explain…!” She couldn’t finish the sentence as the world changed around her and she was on her trusty skeletal horse equipped with new items close to a village under attack from a group of Illagers. “First, extinguish the flames of conquest. Then come find me. I will wait where the land is truly green.” Gem looked at the village in flames and the vandals hitting the doors with axes. “And they say women thinks too much…!” And she spurred her horse nocking in the first arrow.

I DO NOT OWN THESE IMAGES, BELOW ARE THE LINKS TO WHERE I FOUND THEM:

[environmentally-friendly-ivy]

my secret life smp ramblings to my friends now here

OK SO LIKE THERES THIS OLD SERIES GRIAN HAD CALLED EVO AND THEN THERE WAAS THIS LORE ABOUT WATCHERS AND LISTENERS AND THAT SHIT SO LIKE WHATEVER AT THE END OF EVO(for grian) THE WATCHERS SEPARATED EVERYONE AND HAD THEM FIGHT THE ENDER DRAGON ALONE AND GRIAN DEFEATED THE ENDER DRAGON AND BECAME A WATCHER INSTEAD OF GETTING BACK TOGETHER WITH ALL OF HIS FRIENDS ON EVO AND THEN AFTER THAT GRIAN NEVER MENTIONED IT AGAIN ON HIS CHANNEL BUT ONE GUY DID AND THAT PERSON WAS MARTYN ‘IN THE LITTLE WOOD’ AND HE HAS THE LORE THAT THE LIFE SERIES IS A DEATH GAME BY THE WATCHERS AND LIKE RAHHHH AND THEN HE SAID ITS ONLY CANNON TO HIM CAUSE HE DOESNT WANT TO FORCE THAT ON THE OTHER PLAYERS BUT NOW THERES A BIG FUCKING ROCK WITH THE WATCHER SYMBOL AND ITS NOW LIKE 100% CANNON IN MY MIND AND LIKE AHHHH IM GONNA SOB OHHH AND ALSO IN LIMITED LIFE PEARL AND BIGB(BOTH IN EVO) BECAME A TEAM AND THEY WERE THE NOISY NEIGHBORS AND THE HAD LIKE A CATCH PHRASE OF “ALWAYS WATCHING” AND LIKE LOOK THEY SAID WATCHING LIKE WATCHERS UGHHH AND OKAY OTHER TOPIC THE PLAYERS ARE AHHHH SO MUMBO AND LIZZY ARE BACK IN THE GAME WHICH IS SO AHHHH AND GEMINITAY IS NOW IT IT AND OMG AND ANOTHER TOPIC AGAIN GRIAN AND SCARR 😭😭😭 THEY ARE SO 😭😭😭 DESERT DUOOOO OMG LIKE THEY RODE CAMELS TOGETHER WHYYY IS SO ❤️❤️❤️❤️(I JUST READ A POST I HAVENT GOTTEN TO THEIR POV YET) OKAY AND LIKE I JUST LOVE ALL OF THESE PERSONALITIES MASHING TOGETHER AND JUST BEING AHHHHH AND THERES ALREADY GOOD ART WHICH IS WHAT HOW SO FAST IM JUST SO SO SO SO INSANE FOR THEM AND IM GOING TO DIEEEE OMG THIS SERIES IS SO HEART EMOJI AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhh

OH AND

TO ADD TO THAT WATCHER LORE STUFF THERES ALSO JIMMY/TIMMY/SOLIDARITY GAMING WHO HAS THE CANARY CURSE WHERE HE DIES FIRST EVERY SEASON AND ITS LIKE OOH WATCHERS PUSH HIM OFF OR LIKE THEY PUT HIM DEATH OR WHATEVER AND THEN THERES SCOTT WHOS ACTUALLY GOOD AT THE GAME AND IN LAST LIFE HE DIDNT DO THE BOOGIE MAN THING AND NOW THE WATCHERS DISLIKE HIM BUT HES JUST TO GOOD AND STRATEGIC AND DOESNT MAKE BIG ENEMIES SO HE LIKE PRETTY MUCH ALWAYS GETS TO THE END(accept for the one time he teamed up with jimmy aka mister canary curse😭😭) AND OMG THAT JUST REMINDED ME OF FLOWER HUSBANDS AHHH 😭😭😭😭”home” 😭😭OMG THIS SERIES……

so as you can see i’m very normal about the life smp, i like it a very normal amount and i am definitely not emotionally attached to it

[beks-crooked-glasses]

https://archiveofourown.org/works/54112066/chapters/137003632

HAHAHAHAHAH ITS DOOOOOOOOONE!!!! THREE MONTHS AND 100K LATER (it was still meant to be a 10k one shot lmaoooo) AND THE RED LIGHT OF DAWN IS FINALLY FINISHED (mostly. Still got the after credits fluff but the main story is done!) IM FREEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

Graphic Depictions Of Violence Steffen Mössner | Docm77/Rendog GeminiTay/Pearl | PearlescentMoonRendog (Video Blogging RPF)Steffen Mössner | Docm77GeminiTay (Video Blogging RPF)Pearl | PearlescentMoonJohn Booko | BdoubleO100Xisumavoid (Video Blogging RPF)Evil Xisuma (Hermitcraft)ZombieCleo (Video Blogging RPF)impulseSV (Video Blogging RPF) Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence Alternate Universe - Fantasy Ren the King But actually a king Enemies to Friends to Lovers Werewolf Rendog (Video Blogging RPF) Dryad Doc Moon Witch Pearl Meet-Cute Unethical Experimentation Corruption Arcs my beloved advisor bdubs Glitched Server thanks Evil-X now everyone has trauma Hurt/Comfort Angst and Hurt/Comfort I promise there's comfort guys I will not leave my idiots without hugs Touch-Starved overly excited Ren moon and cat wives because they deserve it scary Doc not really - Freeform the ghosts watch the action and scream

Summary

It is time to go to a new world, led by the ever faithful Admin. No one was expecting interference to take what should have been a routine world switch and turn it into a living nightmare. Now scattered through a dozen separate worlds the Hermits must fight to find each other and come together. Starting with a world that contains a story line that we've seen before but... nothing like this. Trapped and unable to do anything but wait the Hermits must pray that this time the story will go better than any they have seen before.

All hail the Red King! May his reign be filled with the peace and unity that he has fought for!

[grimaussiewitch]

Saw a post on the life series reddit. The question was: “who do you want to join”

After reading through comments and posting my own, I really want philza to join. The logical side of me says someone like Fwhip would join, but my heart says for philza.

He doesn’t need to upload weekly if he doesn’t want to. Bdubs at the moment isn’t posting. He might do one big video if he wants to. Phil posts to YouTube maybe once a month or two. Theoretically he could just do one big video.

Swearing is not an issue. Martyn swears in his streams but not his videos, who’s to say Phil can’t? He’s also gotten better not swearing on pg teams in mcc. Heck when impulse gave him the go ahead, Phil refused. Also there have been many innuendos in ever season, no one is safe.

He’s someone that’s a little further out the hermit/empires group. Skizz, Martyn and BigB are the only non hermits/empires members. Instead of adding another smp player, maybe someone outside of that group? The only problem there is that Phil has only interacted with a handful. But if the other three can make new friendships, who’s to say Phil can’t.

I just think it would be a wildcard of a choice. Popular requests include previous players, Geminitay, Fwhip, MythicalSausage, Docm77, Zedaph and more. No one expects Philza!

We all know the Martyn looks like Philza and vide versus jokes. I just think it’ll be funny for them to be on the same smp. Will they be friends? Enemies? Who will get more look-alike jokes?

I just really want Phil to join lol.

[mayvora]

how about 11?

!!!

For me this song associates with an au I made uhhh a few months ago? Three or something? Can't say that the plot matches the words exactly but I don't really care I go with the vibe. And the vibe is battle until our bones are turned to ash because not even Death can bring us down!! Woo!!

So!!! It's a little "end of the world" AU, very much inspired by Warcraft III: Reign of Chaos because I am obsessed. This au is about the forces of death trying to destroy all living, and few armies of living creatures are giving their last fight, fighting for their last hope. While Geminitay, daughter of the Sun, and Pearlescentmoon, daughter of the Moon, are creating a magical trap together to (hopefully) destroy the Lord of their enemies, other survivors must hold the forces of death long enough for the two priestesses to finish their trap.

This one is kinda about everyone? I enjoyed just. Creating little snippets in my mind about who would hermits be in this magical world, what was their life before Death Legions attacked, who they loved, who they lost, you know?

I love the story of Tango, little engineer goblin, who always dreamed to make something big and crazy and cool... War took the opportunity from him, but he never stopped dreaming and while he is making war machines he still thinks about his dream of creating a dungeon in the old abandoned caves he once found... He works tirelessly all day and then at night thinks again and again about all the silly traps he can make and the creatures he can get there... He is crazy tired and nervous before a battle - and he calms himself by thinking about a labyrinth in his dungeon... Or !! Woah!!! There is a piece of cloth on ground (old and dirty and in holes) imagine!! Just imagine!!!

And he sews up all the holes and washes it carefully in the river and gets some redstone and draws all night when he should rest. Draws the design for the banner for his dream creation. He is all grumpy and tired and weak tomorrow but he wears his creation like a cape and everytime he looks at it he gets a new burst of energy that he uses to do his important machinery management work. A man who lives with the power of his dream!!

Tango joined the forces of "fighting evil Death Legion" at the very start, when they just started their invasion and not many people took them seriously. He is The Master of his job, his engineering is highest level, some of the very important battles were won because of his machines. He is very respected and treated like a hero by other soldiers, but for Tango. Well. He is just a guy! A guy with a dream! And that's what keeps him fighting.

I can keep talking about this au,,, about other characters,,, if anyone wants to heaaar,,,

!! This yapper is not very good with english, but he is trying his best! Be nice < 3

[wyvernspirit]

I mean I'm sure it's clear by now from my reblogs

But I do got to reveal that awful thing of me playing League of Legends

Specifically I play Wildrift though

And I don't know if that makes it better or worse honestly

Anyways I mainly play Jungle not because I'm like amazing at jungle or anything but just because most other jungle players just don't tend to be very good, Like me doing a somewhat decent job is better then someone playing jungle and having no idea what the fuck their doing Also it's fun!

I main Lillia because pretty deer girl who hits people with a stick is inherently funny

I like the pretty winterbless effects so I usually use that

(yes I bought skins it's my money let me do what I want)

plus I find her shy demeanor and voice lines hilarious while I'm beating the shit out of a monster or enemy player

Also I like her movement

(this is Geminitay fan coded of me I'm aware)

Otherwise I play mid lane when I need to get a rush or get some anger out and I play Mid-Lane lux but honestly I'm not that great at her

My favourite thing is using her stun followed by her aoe and ult to kill someone, Or, snipping someone from all the way across the map is also pretty great

My fav skin is probably sorceress I love a pretty blue and a witchy theme

I can play baron and if I do I play Ekko, I'm actually surprisingly okay at it for having only really played it about four times

Idk I'm experimenting and getting used to it, it's not AS fun as Jungle or mid to me but it's more fun then support so it can claim my third slot for now

No special skin yet mostly because Wildrift dosent have a lot of Ekko skins

Support I'm good at and it's not awful. I main Sona because well

Man I wonder what could have drawn me to this champion

(ignore half my figures having fallen over I'll fix them at some point, maybe)

But also I like getting kills and don't love having to babysit other players WHO WONT STAY IN MY DAMN HEALING CIRCLES-

So

Funnily enough despite picking her for her similarity to Miku my favourite skin of her is Pentakill and I use that often

Uhh what's left, marksmen? Yeah no

I don't play that

Ever.

If I'm forced to I play Miss Fortune or Caitlyn but I'm not good at it and I refuse to be held responsible for being shit at it when it's ranked last on my list for A REASON

[huskynotwolf]

The empathy Link — Scar

From my fanfic Watchers and Hunters on Quotev

I went to find GeminiTay, who apparently knows a lot about this thing called an ‘empathy link’. You could link emotions and thoughts with this link, which was an enchantment our healer/librarian knows. “If you like parrot boy so much, I could make you one between you guys. I made one for Tango and Martyn once. It went along nicely. Except that Tango told Pearl that Martyn hates her.” Gem had said.

“Sure. Please do.” I said. Gem then got a little copper band from her drawer of wonders and oddities. She went over to her enchantment table, muttering. “Grian, isn’t it?” She asked, raising her voice. “Yes,” I confirmed. The tensions were lifted when Grian went off to get his old tools, and even Skizz, who had attempted to beat up Grian, didn’t feel that hostile towards him anymore, and rather was focused on torturing the camp sheep.

“I wonder where he is now.” I asked to no one in particular. Gem gave me a funny look. “I’ve heard Watchers have weird magic powers. He’ll be fine.” Gem laughed. She handed me the bracelet. “Here. Wear it. See if you can tell what he’s feeling,” she dropped it in my open palms. I gingerly placed it on my wrist, and suddenly, sharp pain spiked through my veins. 

“He’s in trouble.” I managed. Lizzie had peeked her head in, and I realised I had shrieked a bit too loud. “Woah there, you alright? Sausage dropped a bucket in lava on his feet.” She asked. Gem swerved her head towards her. “Is he hurt?” She peered out of the door, then scrunched up her face when she heard screaming. “Dude, no cursing!” She yelled crossly. 

I took that moment to slip through the back entrance and to the armoury. The empathy message had told me that Grian was definitely in enemy territory. He needed glider wings. Martyn, whom had he crashed into on his way to the armoury, volunteered to go with him. Apparently he just wanted to boast to Skizz about how well and not freaked out he is with Grian. 

“Dude, I know where the elytras are. Impusle has two. We can steal it from him.” Martyn suggested as he hefted a shield over his arm. “Really? He never told me.” I replied. “Probably because your trades are as bad as a skeleton’s,” he laughed. “Really? Are they that bad?” I shoved him. “Someone told me that you tried trading a camel for five seeds. Five. Really?!” He kicked open Impulse’s locker and swiped an elytra.

“After you.” I said as he jumped off the edge of the window and soared north. 

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[eatingfloorboards]

Here's some sketches for yall of things I haven't even written in aoeau yet :)

[prismadog]

heeeeyyyyy

I finally finished the concept sketches for the emperors of Empires season 1, for my Jimnoth au fic to Love my Enemy. It's taken me like half a month to complete just the sketches cause there are so many little details and design choices that I wanted to include for some of the characters.

fyi, these are just the basic sketches so they're not very refined and on many of them, you'll see nipples and toes peeking through where there are clothes. I plan to clean them up at a later date and refine them, maybe even add color but we'll see.

anyway, here's the concepts! and because this is going to be a long post, I'll put it under a line. their heights will also be typed out below each picture in both inches and centimeters.

Empires Cast - Full Height Chart

Shrub - 4'3" / 129.5 Katherine - 5'4" / 162.6 Joel - 5'8" / 172.7

Fwhip - 5'10" / 177.8 Gem - 5'11" / 180.3

Joey - 5'11" / 180.3 Sausage - 6'0" / 182.9

Pixlriffs - 6'0" / 182.9 Pearl - 6'4" / 193.0

Scott - 6'9" / 205.7 Xornoth - 6'9" / 205.7

Jimmy - 7'4" / 223.5 Lizzie - 8'0" / 243.8

[anony-mouse-writer]

okay so i havent been able to stop thinking about @sundewa 's empires extensions au, so here's a list of the hermits and their empires thats mostly sundewa's canon, but also my ideas for the hermits ae haven't gotten to yet

blue names are canon to either the au or empires lore, the rest are just my personal assignements

Rivendell

ethoslab: ice ninja who does theft legal business.

Grimlands

mumbo jumbo: i mean. have you seen him?? in charge of the count's deepslate redstone ore vaults

tangotek: have you seen him x2. would set up incredibly elaborate and dangerous games for the enemies of the grimlands and cackle maniaclly in the background as they played them

Crystal Cliffs

geminitay: lol

gtws: magic crystals go brrrr. also does crime totally legitimate business.

xisuma: this is one of two empires i can really see him fitting in. how else do you explain the constantly shifting species except magic

Lost Empire

docm77: ominous theatre villain vibes (also no shirt). also The Jungle

House Blossom

hypnotizd: bees and chill vibes

stress: flowers! collecting heads! what more do you want?

zedaph: chaotic sheep that definitely isnt responsible for the soot stains lol

Ocean Empire

ijevin: ngl part of this is just cuz i think it would be hilarious if he was part of the ocean empire's entourage and spends the entire time he's there getting on cleo's last nerve but theyre allies so they cant kill each other. also a slime in the water is funny to me. would he be a jellyfish or just a slime who Suffers?

impulse: s5 atlantis base, s7 water pyramid + guardian farm. also has the kind of playful 'mindin my business' energy i see in a lot friendly of sea creatures

xB: guardian farms, octodrop, assigned guardian hybrid by fandom

Mythland

rendog: has the correct amount of drama to belong in mythland. can play the hero or the villain

beef: something blood sheep something. also i feel like if anyone was going to have elaborate map art decorations, it would be mythland

welsknight: this is literally a kingdom of knights, its perfect. probably in charge of the two armor stands guarding the docks.

Gilded Helenthia

false: nice and chill and will stab u real good

joehills: moved from pixandria, happy to work the fields and read poetry, would probably fight a dangerous threat for funsies

keralis: there's a post somewhere about how helenthia is the bread basket of the empires and therefore would probably be one of the richest and i think keralis would be in charge of a lot of that infrastructure. also would make tractors for the fields.

pearlescentmoon: lol

Pixandria

cubfan: moved from crystal cliffs where he learned a bit of vex magic. now he dresses as a wandering trader and causes problems on purpose. also does a lot of overseeing in the dripstone caves

Undergrove

bdubs: funny moss man go brrr

Kingdom of Mezalea

tfc: this man just wants to mine blocks and be left in peace

zombiecleo: moved from pixandria, goes on 'diplomatic visits' to the ocean empires and gets on jevin's last nerve. manages the joel clones

Cod Empire

grian: lol. also: cod face.

iskall: iskall took one look at the empire full of iskallium and never went back. the cod empire's redstone has never been better

xisuma: this is the other empire i can see xisuma fitting in. wet cat genuinely trying his best vibes. would be codsuma.

[64oakbuttons]

quick guide to Empires, for HC viewers

yes im sure someones already done this

dangthatsalongname/smajor1995/scott

ruler of chromia

trades dyes/colors

has too many llamas

kissed one the other day real not clickbait

falsesymmetry

ruler(?) of cogsmeade

trades iron

just woke up in this world one day and no one knows why

lots of clocks

fwhip

ruler of the goblands

trades copper and rocks and has too much pork

the goblin guy

claims to be law enforcement, kidnapped a guy

rides a giant hog

geminitay

princess of dawn

trades honey and golden carrots

doesnt fight mobs

my beloved

joey graceffa/pirate joe

ruler of eversea

trades fish and prismarine

captain skeletron is his sworn (homoerotic) enemy

piratesexual, claims to be engaged to “pirate” princess katherine

katherineelizabeth

princess of glimmergrove

trades wool and leather, also makes everyone their clothes

secretly a monster hunter at night

wants nothing to do with pirate joe

ldshadowlady/lizzie

mayor of animalia

trades amethyst

secretly a cat

collecting items stardew valley-style

kidnaps people and turns them into animals (dubiously canon tho)

mythicalsausage

ruler of sanctuary

trades wood

on the run from his past

frequently flashbacks to previous seasons, oh god so much lore

has a spirit guide named bubbles, his dog

pixlriffs (recap guy)

architect restoring the ancient capital

trades froglights

focuses more on other player’s backstories rather than his own lore

lives in a crypt, built that giant bridge

has dodos

shubble/shelby

witch in the evermoore

trades potions

still learning witchcraft

dont go in the evermoore or you’ll probably die or worse

has a big hat and a frog

in love with princess katherine

smallishbeans/joel

god of stratos

trades gold and also sometimes toys

claims to be 11 ft tall, may or may not be so

also building an empire on the ground beneath stratos

solidarity/jimmy/the sheriff

sheriff of tumble town

trades gunpowder supposedly

often called a toy, specifically woody from toy story

corrupt but wont admit it

gets antagonized by joel and/or fwhip every episode

theorionsound/oli

ruler of the olipeligo

plays music to pay off his kidnapping debt

got comedically thrown into this world then kidnapped for 3 weeks

has the dragon egg

special mention: hermes

sausage and joel’s son

armor stand with shulker head

demigod

special mention 2: pearlescentmoon/pearl

was in empires 1 as a sunflower lady

known to season 2 sausage as his patron saint

one of joel’s pantheon is named after her