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recently came across some plates and bowls that would be perfect for a children's hospital

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i actually feel like i’m about to throw up

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Hello beloved followers. if I asked you to vote for a poll would you do so, no questions asked?

Even if the character I asked you to vote against was very popular and beloved, and you probably haven't heard of the character I'm asking you to vote for?

Is there anything I can do to bribe you?

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autocorrect just tried to change "omegaverse" to "metaverse" and i think i'm genuinely offended

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reblog if you're corny and insufferable

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I guess Twitter really needed a middle-aged trans man on the timeline today. Happy to oblige.

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Prat (affectionate)

Clotpole (derogatory)

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The left image as a rug and the right image as a ceiling poster

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I wish depression were an emergency. I wish someone could take one look at how sick I am and go “oh my god, we need to get you to a hospital!” and then when we get there I get rushed into surgery and the surgeons say “it’s a good thing you brought her here when you did, this is a seriously advanced case” and then they put me under and spend the next ten hours pulling metres of long, sticky black strands of gunk out of my body, throwing it immediately into an incinerator so that it can’t infect anyone else. And then they could stitch me back up and I could rest a few days, and when I leave the hospital everyone can see how much better I am and they congratulate me saying “well done, you’ve been so brave, I’m so glad you’re ok. I love you.”

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Man, the state of American truck breeding has gotten so unethical. They’re so far removed from their working breed roots on top of that most truck owners do not need a working breed. Trucks used to be powerful but sleek. Now they’re just heft to no purpose.

The older lines were able to lift huge loads without superfluous bulk. They were also easier to load and unload with low beds. The new lines are so tall that getting them loaded is actually harder.

Not to mention temperament has gotten way out of hand. Trucks used to be incredibly docile- for such a large automotive a good disposition was paramount to the breed. But the current lines are unacceptably territorial, making them a danger to other cars around them.

The very tall hoods also pose a real risk to their handlers and pedestrians, I think the trucks get skittish about how little visibility they have and act out which is unfair to them and those they threaten out of fear.

I just wish people would think before pushing for unreasonable breed standards. They’re definitely falling into form over function and it’s such a shame.

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youre not yaoiful at all

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one of my favorite things abt thoschei is how fundamentally different yet similar they are. theyre equals in a lot of ways and understand each other in a way nobody else can measure up to. at the same time, the master will never understand the doctors attachment & interest in humanity. to an immortal (the master) theyre small, useless and barely live a life worthwhile. the doctor loves humans so much cuz of those things. i could go on but they are just so different when it comes to that, its so fascinating

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this is so time lord victorious omg

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There’s a lot of excellent examples of the difference between a million and a billion, but here’s my new personal favorite from a conversation I had today:

A million minutes ago was April 2021, the height of the COVID pandemic.

A billion minutes ago was November 121 CE, the height of the Roman Empire.