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thanks guys :>
so here goes:
i personally think its really funny to think that when growing up in camp jupiter, jason was obviously had to be Perfect and all, but at the end of the day, he was a child. so i like to think that on one hand, he brought his cohort to glory, won wars, being a good son of jupiter etcetera, but also. when he wasn't doing that he was just creating chaos.
like, eight year old jason accidentally starting a riot that nearly got the praetor's houses set on fire (he still has no idea how he did that). then ten year old jason purposefully starting a riot because he wanted to go on a quest and the easiest way to convince the then-praetors to allow him was by being such a nuisance they wanted to send him away.
like eventually he grows out of it because apparently it isn't acceptable to make puns about his name once he's thirteen, but, as a kid he's damn well aware of the fact that he is helping out camp jupiter so isn't afraid to have some fun as well.
((the worst one is the time he summoned a bunch of venti to make a nice show but the augur back then assumed it to be a legitimate sign from a god which, um... complicated things.))
just young jason grace being an absolute pain in the ass for the praetors in new rome, but everyone else finds him funny so it's alright.
who wants to hear my ABSURD headcanon about jason grace
#this isnt the hc i had in mind when i created the first one because#my dumb ass FORGOT what that was#something about styx tho??? idk ill probably remember it again soon enough#ngl i did not expect anyone to respond to this 💀
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Watching da pokepasta guys bully each other like 🍿🍿🍿🍿
#YAAAYY#msposts#pokepasta askblog#watch me forget what tag i was using tho#text#get their asses#cant wait till i do something on nuzlight blog so i can also send asks#my brain dumb and needs a more in lore reason for leaving and stuff#even tho i left the reason for others joining mine vague on purpose...#forgot to do that w the reverse...
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dead strawhat! booo dead strawhat!! 😂
he is so damn MEAN. she already wasnt hiding that she cares about luffy A LOT you didnt have to test her 😭😭
#video#luhan#went to find it again for personal use cuz hes funny....#what an asshole...shes a stressed out woman in love#zero sympathy only ego#its a good scene cuz it does answer the question why wouldnt they just be like thanks for first aid now fuck off#idk how people feel about hancock you can stay dumb and be a hater but writing is good actuallyyyyy#better than current even tho thats a low ass bar lol#one piece#i was rereading my fav 👒🐍 doujin and i forgot that law shows up to be like i heard you fucking he is bleeding everywhere right#hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiilaaaariiiioooouuuusss#i love law scoring 2 for one with hancock#yes please i would very much like for another person with huge influence to be indebted to me yoink#good job strawhat you get respect points for fucking the empress of all people#well done gj
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JAYTIM WITH COLLARS AND LEASHES OH MY GOD I DON'T EVEN CARE WHO'S WEARING THE COLLAR AND WHO'S HOLDING THE LEASH BUT PLEASSSEEEE THE THINGS I WOULD DO TO READ THIS FROM YOU 💖💖💖
-@bi-bats
(cw: omegaverse)
It's hot in Tim's den.
It's not an accident. He’s been keeping his home warm ever since Jason and him started seeing each other. It makes it easier for Jason to strip down to his skin for him. To relax and offer himself up entirely without the press of Tim's body to shield him from the cold.
As an added perk, it means that, when the two of them are pressed up together, their bodies grow slick with sweat fast. Their scents come out stronger, heady and alluring. It makes it easy for them to mark each other with nothing but deep kisses and wandering hands.
Not that scentings are ever enough for Tim.
As much as he enjoys smelling himself on Jason, he wishes he could press the imprint of his teeth all over him. He wishes he were allowed to claim him in a way that could last longer than a few hours.
Unfortunately, Jason has only asked him to bite him once, drunk on heat and sex, and Tim... Well. Tim isn't the kind of alpha to take something offered in the throes of fever. He can't deny that he's thought about it, though. He yearns for a proof that Jason is his. He wants to see his claim clear and undeniable on his omega's bronze skin.
In fact, he’s spent so much time thinking about it that he couldn't resist buying a custom collar during one of his long, late-night browsing sessions.
He hasn't told Jason about it, though. He doesn't dare to think that he's not alone in wanting more. Not until Jason arches up under him and breathes out a shaky, “Mark me, please.”
It's clear that he's not asking for a bonding bite. He would have said as much explicitly otherwise. He's probably hoping for a hickey. But if it's a mark he wants then…
Tim pulls back. Jason frowns worriedly, and Tim smiles in reassurance before moving to look into his wardrobe. He takes out his collar. Then, he holds it out for Jason.
“That might be better than a mark, if you're willing to wear it?” he offers, voice soft.
Jason rises up to his elbows and stares, mouth slack with surprise. His eyes flicker up to Tim's, then back down to the collar… Then, a deep and startlingly loud purr starts in his chest. He doesn't make a move to take the collar. Instead, he kneels up and lifts his chin in a clear invitation.
Tim wills his hands not to tremble as he comes closer. He takes a deep breath before helping Jason into the soft material.
All in all, the collar he chose is a pretty conservative piece. Nothing like the daring leather of dog collars, or the coy lace of chokers. The soft, black fabric covers all of Jason's throat and shoulders, down to just over the swell of his chest. It's tastefully understated and undeniably masculine. Practical, yet elegant.
It looks perfect on Jason.
From this close, Tim knows that Jason can glimpse the way "Wayne-Drake" has been embroidered in black thread in a repeating pattern across the black fabric. Thankfully, that clear mark of named ownership only makes him purr even louder. Reassured, Tim finishes fastening the collar in silence.
The thick scent of his arousal fills the air with alpha as he closes the last buckle before pressing a kiss to Jason's covered nape. With a shiver, Jason turns around and throws himself at him. He pins the alpha down into his den and kisses him breathless, only pausing to murmur tiny "thank you's" against Tim's lips.
Adoration filling his chest, Tim wraps an arm around the omega’s waist to hold him close. Then, he traces the letters of his name on the collar with his free hand.
His.
Jason chose to be his.
From here on out, whenever Tim sees him wearing his collar, he'll know that Jason made that choice again. That he looked at himself in the mirror and decided that he belonged to Tim, and that he should let the world know.
Tim growls in satisfaction and flips them over to pin Jason's wrists to the mattress.
Yeah.
All things considered, he thinks that this might be even better than bites. And he damn well intends to show Jason exactly how pleased he is with him.
#jaytim#jason todd#tim drake#kieran writes#this is once again sweet#and i forgot about leashes#also be thankful you didn't get my first idea because the first thing my dumb dom ass thought when you said collar was#ohhh you know what you've never seen? Warnings in fic about how leather collars can give you a nasty rash if you wear them wet#so you almost got Tim punishing Jason for wearing his collar in the shower and rain and giving himself a rash
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everything is fine
courtesy of my awesome gay brush i made over a year ago
#my art#ace attorney#phoenix wright#athena cykes#apollo justice#trucy wright#miles edgeworth#cw eyestrain#thinly veiled projecting-onto-fictional-characters#edit: my dumb ass forgot what i wanted the title to be
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trans Rachel Elizabeth Dare? I think maybe so
#I can't explain it so don't ask#but if YOU can explain it hmu#pjo#Percy jackson#percy jackson and the olympians#HELP my ass is so dumb I forgot that pjo was short for percy Jackson and the olymians#literally caught myself asking “what's the abbreviation for percy Jackson and the olmypaisn? heroes of Olympus is hoo so....”#I just pronounce it like p-joe in my head#so I forgot it meant something#rachel elizabeth dare#Rachel dare#headcanon#trans headcanon#trans#transgender#martianbugsbunny headcanons
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okay so pretty calm-
AHHHHHHHHH TANOOOOOOOO :(((((( that's right neema would NEVER kill him. i'm actually so sad rn hfgjh
lmao nduli and tamka both searching for water, yeah i think ya need it
why does wema have a SECOND hatchet? she's getting a stash atp
WAIT NO NO NOOO I THINK THIS MEANS MADOA IS DEAD FGHGJHDHJS NOOOOOOO :(
part 9. no one is killing each other this is suspicious... /silly
#outlanders hunger games#tlg outlanders#hunger games simulator#tamka and nduli are prolly using the water to wash the blood off them too..#I'M SURPRISED THERE'S BEEN NO EVENT YET??#we'll see#EDIT: you know what? i want tano and wema to team up now#OR reirei and tano or reirei and wema#i know it's a Last One Standing but yknow#WAIT NVM MY DUMB ASS FORGOT TANO KILLED GOIGOI SORRY GGHDJAKLKDKL
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oh HUGE fucking win i don't have to leave my house tonight!!!!!!!!!!!!
#i have to do an outreach event for the crazy class and my dumb ass forgot what day it was#but the event is canceled AND i still get credit!!!!!!#COLOSSAL win#personal#grad school nonsense
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Y'all ever stopped listening to your favorite bands for about 2 years for reasons you don't even know yourself. Maybe it's because you're busy. Maybe it's because you thought you've acquired new tastes. You really don't know. But then suddenly you listened to one song of theirs again and now you're sobbing over how good the songwriting was? And now that you're not a dumb High Schooler without much experience you understand the lyrics even more?
Anyways that's me with Fall Out Boy right now lmao. It's high time I listen to their new album later.
#incoherent rambles#ansy-stalks#confession: would yall kill me if my fave album of theirs is MANIA hAHAHAHHA—#LISTEN#NONE OF THE SONGS WERE A MISS— lord i remember how people criticized that album in its release and how fans are worried about the dubstep-y#vibe (me too cuz “yo idk much about music but how will andy & joe do this live im sorry im dumb 😭”)#then again none of their songs in their wholeass discography is a fricking miss anyways /absolutely biased#even their covers are fun to listen like I Wanna Be Like You??? That sht is on repeat lmao. I Wann Dance With Somebody?? good sht dawg#I think my second fave album is either Folie & Save Rock and Roll? Just cuz Folie is my vibe and SRAR were all dhxjkwjfiaokeixiw <33#Every fan loves Infinity On High for sure— Golden & ILALWTWIATTGYO (me & you) makes me sob every time#broooo the raw ass line of “I saw God crying at the reflection of my enemies and all the lovers with no time for me”#and “the best way to make it through with hearts & wrists intact is to realize two of the three ain't bad. aaaIIINT BAAAAAADDD—”#for folie a deux there's not a damm instance where I did not feel sadness over What A Catch Donnie. Dawg. The way Elton John sings his part#too bro 😭😭😭😭#AND HOLYYY SHT THE AFTER(LIFE) OF A PARTY PHCCKKK I FORGOT HOW THAT NEVER FAILS TO MAKE ME HOLD IT IN HSJDJKSOSID#i would skip that song cuz it makes me so sad sometimes 😭😭😭😭#OKAY YOU KNOW WHAT LET ME RETHINK MY ORDER OF FAVE ALBUMS HAHAHAHHAHA#“I'm a stitch away from making it AND A SCAR AWAY FROM FALLING APART. APART. BLOOD CELLS PIXELATE AND EEEYEESS DILATE- KISS AWAY THE TEARS#AND KILLS ON THE MOUTH OF AAAALLLL. MY FRIIIEEENDS—“ PHHHHCCKCKKKSIEOS 😭😭😭😭😭😭#JDJAI WAIT AND THE ENTIRETY OF SOPHOMORE SLUMP#OKAY I NEED TO STFU IN THESE TAGS HAHAHAHAHHA#okay to defend my MANIA adoration (do people still hate this album? hope not). ***Bishop's knife trick.***#“I'm sifting through the sand.Looking for pieces of broken hourglass.Trying to get it all back—put it back together—As if the time#had never passed. I know I should walk away but I just want to let you break my brain and I can't seem to get a grip. no. no matter how I#live with it. thESE ARE THE LAST—“#I'm sorry. the delivery is just too delicious.#MANIA is a fricking mixbag of weirdly mainstream inspirational songs- to suddenly; drugs- to actually being unhinged- to one of the saddest#“im tryina redeem myself” song(s) (heaven's gate- church- and bishop's)#okay i really need to shut up 😭#aight. i will stop.
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I love making modifications to my body and then completely forgetting they're there and freaking out when I see them later
#my dumb ass forgetting i have a tattoo until i see it out of the corner of my eye and go !! what the fuck is that#woke up this morning. forgot i dyed my hair. saw it in the mirror as i walked past. what th hell#me.txt
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Why do i forget that I can block ppl on here lmao
#ooo do i tag this drama?? because technically 👀#anyways lmao its not that deep#basically just in recommended posts i KEPT seeing these dumb as fuck takes#on liam and the boys and their relationship#and its some of the most insidious and toxic shit#like i beg you get a fucking life instead of this dumb ass speculation and negativity#anyways. ppl can say what they want and i cant stop them#but i CAN choose to be happy lmao#but like the post said i just forgot that the block button exists lmak#le text post#fuck it im tagging drama why not#drama#i Wish i could tag what blog it was so i have a log of it but im not trying to start shit lmaooooooooo#imagine me doing that at my big age
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Grocery shopping with Limp Bizkit. Need them to pick anything up for you?
#sometimes I pull themes for my tumblr posts straight outta my ass and this one is definitely one of them.#i know this one is random as hell lmao but it's Saturday and guess what?... I'm updating my grocery list rn so there's my dumb inspiration.#You've got Lee at a local bodega#Wes is confused as hell at the table salt selection at Publix. Wes while you're there pick me up a pub-sub will ya. thx boo!#and Fred is at some boujee ass grocery store with nice floors and neatly arranged products on the shelves.#side note... how do think each one of them would respond to being asked to pick up feminine hygiene products?#honestly the background of Wes' pic could easily be swapped out for a pad and tampon aisle and the facial expression would work the same#Lee forgot about your request because he got distracted by potatoes#Fred had to facetime you while in the store because he forgot what brand you wanted and he didn't write it down like you asked him to.#Limp Bizkit#nu-metal#DJ Lethal#Wes Borland#Fred Durst#down the rabbit hole
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I finally finished Dungeon Meshi!!! Very fun read and amazing charaters!! The hype i have for the anime now is unreal!
#dungeon meshi#im talking#i have so much to say...but idek where to start#delicious in dungeon#Im gonna put spoilers in the tags so :) warning ig#delicious in dugeon spoilers#EVERYTHING With Laios tbh he is a Himbo through and through#like kind of heart dumb of ass and strong as hell🥰🥰🥰🥰🤤#he was cute at the end with a bit of a tummy#Ryoko Kui just played D&D with herself for 97 chapters but damn what an phenomenal story she told#All the characters felt so fleshed (lol) out and had goals and fears of their own#Senshi was another favorite of mine🤤🤤🤤🤤 need that man ASAP#I want Senshi so bad-----oop who said that :O#Marcille was also very cute and i liked her motived#her final boss dress was v cute i liked it a lot and i wanna draw it#Chilchuck🥺🥺🥺🥺 hes my dad now actually. the dad who left for milk but got a new family ig#AND IZUTSUMI!!!!! MY GIRLIE!!!!😍😍😍 shes so adorable ugh i love her.#OVERALL: this was one of the best series ive read in a while!!!#10/10 i recommended!!! amazing art. amazing story. fantastic charater designs!!! yup!#I also forgot to mention Laios curse being that monsters wouldnt get near him too😭💔💔 im sorry king
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peter is the best ttpd song
#I LOVE NEVERLAND !!!#guys heartbreaking news romeo is asleep instead of making up our farmers' lore together#LAME come back who cares about some dumb 5hr drive#have a good sleep and stuff tho ig !!!#AND I WONT CONFESS THAT I WAITED BUT I LET THE LAMP BURN AS THE MEN MASCARADED I HOPED YOUD RETURN WITH UR FEET ON THE GROUND TELL ME ALL TH#etc#duee my eye is RED cause i put in expired contacts bc i forgot to refresh them UGH whatever ill survive !!! my eye WILL be ok trust fr#post#summer solace#my man left me on delivered too what is WRONG with his ass dude get BACK in georgia IMMEDIATELY#alex from sdv please be real please please ill be a boy and we can have that gay stuff happen to us#together
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If someone had made a move on me at my fathers funeral and in front of my spouse we would have had another funeral on our hands because I would have killed that fucker
#mine#clark kent#lois lane#lex luthor#Worlds Finest Our World At War#my dumb ass forgot what issue this was immediately upon opening it
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Sargent Barns?
What if ... Peggy was driving the Starks that night?
#peggy carter#my dumb ass made this for steggy week before realizing there wasn't an ounce of steve in this#got so focused on 'what if' prompt that i forgot the steggy#herbie made a thing#tried to make her older but idk if that comes through#dont ask me what style this is im as lost as the rest of you#cw: gore#cw: blood#can I still tag this#steggyweek23#?#okay but imagine steve watching the video record#T_T#this is actually a scene i was planning of writing for a Thing
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