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woofsonofmoog · 8 months ago

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#decided to add my two cents to this trend #dungeon meshi #Texas #Texan #namari #delicious in dungeon #senshi #dwarf #yeehaw #because some people are missing the joke #I know she is t supposed to be from Japan and is most likely from an equivalent of a European country #this is a jokey joke #yeehaaaw Texas

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ohbuggy · 3 months ago

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Good morning America

#my art #digital art #fanart #art #Boothill #hsr #hsr fanart #this country is a joke #illustration

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 30 days ago

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PD-MDZS: The Hallmark Episode.

#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #wei wuxian #lan wangji #MDZS AU #mdzs modern au #My posting of this comic is equivalent to the classic 'running through airport' scene. Wait! Please! I promised a new comic today!#It's still Christmas somewhere...I can't wait a whole year of sitting on this joke.#This comic is for everyone who does *not* celebrate Christmas. I wish you a wonderful week just the same!#The twist here isn't getting LWJ to get into the Holiday Spirit.#It's getting WWX to shut the hell up.#We still got the meet ugly and the 'city mouse and country mouse' tropes at play though.#Pour one out for LWJ 'If another tourist asks me to play Christmas music on my guqin I am going to start biting'#Pour one directly over the head of 'I need this guy to start biting because it would be hilarious' WWX.#I just think this concept has a lot of good antic potential. Feel free to toss ideas in the comments. I might draw more if I get inspired!

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bongdaddy666 · 9 months ago

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linking the video because it is so goddamn unreal but it, unfortunately, is very very real

When John Cena announced that Osama bin Laden had been killed by the US government live on WWE’s Extreme Rules in the tone of someone who had killed the man himself while the bewildered crowd hearing this for the first time erupts into chanting USA repeatedly… certified American moment.

#my country is a joke #a very dangerous joke at that (unfortunately)#Youtube

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elbiotipo · 2 months ago

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Petty I know, but I think if you're a native English speaker you should be forbidden from making fun of any other language at all.

#yes even Dutch #you don't get to mock any other languages when your own is being imposed all over the world #especially when those jokes are often revealing of their own ignorance about the world #'oh people in other countries speak funny for my amusement that's funny' pero por qué no te vas a la concha de tu madre #cosas mias

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messy-does-cosmology · 2 years ago

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Hellooo,

I'm just making guesses at this point, but i think i saw you were originally from Germany? I'm a non-EU student planning to maybe go to Germany for Physics. Do you have any advice on preparing and applying for all that? :) once again I'm sorry if I'm wrong.

I am so sorry, I am not German. I wish I was too. Any Physics Germans in the house? Anyone able to give advice here?

#My country is a joke #i need to have a kid in a european country and give them a better life #this shit is fucking insane here #i want to get off #mum come pick me up

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pickgle · 2 months ago

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moodyvoid · 6 months ago

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The League of Villains picking a getaway car.

Giran: “I’ve got two options for you. First is a slightly smaller car, not enough seats for all of you, so someone’s going to have to sit on someone’s lap— the engine also stalls sometimes.”

Tomura: “… and the other one?”

Giran: “It’s a nice car. It’s big enough to seat all of you, drives fast, has heated seats— there’s just one thing though…”

Tomura: “What?”

Giran: “The radio is stuck on the country music station.”

Tomura: “…”

The league all sitting in the smaller, shittier car. Twice is sitting on Dabi’s lap.

Dabi: “Why the hell didn’t we take the bigger car?”

Tomura: “I’ve been through a lot of shit in my life. Abuse, neglect, loss, manipulation, pain, trauma, death… but there is no way in hell I will ever subject myself to country music.”

The rest of the league: “Understandable.”

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tavina-writes · 8 months ago

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A Practical Discussion of Eligible MDZS Bachelors During the Second Life

So I keep seeing discussions floating around about like "why aren't any of these people married" and "are JC's standards too high?" and other assorted nonsense, so I have decided to put together a ranking of like "if a practical minded historical* woman wanted to get ahead politically with the LEAST amount of #suffering, what rankings would she give these guys." Because I've been really fond of @dangermousie's poll options, I'm calling this girl Potato.

*Historical fantasy more or less given that we assume that Potato is also a cultivator.

Jiang Cheng There are many reasons for this but 1) Jiang Cheng's in-laws consist entirely of (1) bratty nephew who doesn't even live at his house full time, 2) there are no other meddling in laws or sect elders given that Jiang Cheng is the only one! 3) he is reasonably good looking, well off, and has social status by this point in the story. Potato can probably win over a bratty nephew! Downsides include: if Potato doesn't like spicy foods oh dear, but honestly we don't know what Potato's spice tolerance is so it could still work out!

Nie Huaisang: Being married to NHS would be an exercise in perpetual embarrassment, and it's unclear if his budget line items ever since Da-ge died are any more detailed than "Summertime Sadness." There are worse people to marry, but why anyone (including Potato) would willingly choose to marry NHS for political benefit eludes me. He is ranked higher on this list than any Lan largely for the sake of "his mom was probably not in solitary confinement" and "there are likely no dietary restrictions present in his house." but the other downsides include "he's probably going to go INSANE" at some point but silver lining on that front is that he's really not a very good cultivator, so it probably won't be as bad as NMJ's insanity bender? Potato could rank him lower than any Lan options tbh.

Lan Xichen There are also many reasons why Mr. Zewu-jun is not an ideal marriage candidate for practical reasons but this largely has to do with his family. There's 33 favorite grandpas who seem to have opinions on the regular. The in-law trouble would suck tremendously. There's 5am wakeup calls and 9pm bedtimes and no meat or alcohol. There's like between 3000-4000 rules Potato will have to remember and actually follow! His mom spent her entire married life mysteriously in solitary confinement. #Yikes!

This seems like an unwise place to marry into. Potato could do better.

Lan Wangji See above except for the part where he doesn't even like Potato and only thinks about WWX all day.

Lan Qiren I am uncertain about Potato's investment in #HotDilfsInLocalArea but 3000-4000 rules and many of Zewu-jun's problems.

Jin Guangyao He's already married and he's never cheating on his incest marriage, and he has his ex's head in his bedroom closet. Also #Yikes. Potato could do better than this too.

Basically: Potato should either aim to marry Jiang Cheng or go to live as a hermit in the woods.

#this is a joke post but #honestly Mianmian had the right idea here #the eligible bachelors are like #“Jiang Cheng is winning by a country mile” and then “there's also these other guys I guess?????”#meta #my meta #laugh rule

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ntrider · 9 months ago

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#this is a joke #as you can tell by the post directly below it #but everyone in the world reblogging it immediately took it seriously #and even people who know it is a joke will be confused regardless #because the idea of someone thinking like this despite them not being real is upsetting #I use a spoon it makes sense for my kind of rice #lots of people use their hands!#lots of asian countries have hands as the standard for eating rice #saying chopsticks is the main one in the notes is more stupid than the poll itself be serious

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picspammer · 2 months ago

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#top 3 favorite jokes from derry girls #i feel it in my bones #i too live in a country where that flag is hated but our rivalry (in this case with the English) isnt as deadly...#it's an online thing i feel...#i still feel weird when i wear a jacket that has the union jack. like I'm trying to get shot #i mean there was a war... it's not a fictional thing. but it is ridiculous #in a way #ah politics ... a lot of noise #derry girls #clare devlin #michelle mallon #erin quinn #lisa mcgee #nicola coughlan #jamie lee o'donnell #saoirse monica jackson #derry girls season 1 #derry girls edit

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ratatatastic · 3 months ago

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the finnish food tasting segment finally dropped and there is quite literally nothing funnier than maffhew who desires the approval and opinion of his great beloved captain in what he considers him an expert in aka finland so honestly does his opinion really matter in the grand scheme of things if sasha doesnt like said food?

match made in terrible eating manner heaven, amen

#matthew tkachuk #aleksander barkov #florida panthers #2425 #“what. am i having. here. some fish 🤖” you can tell he was the funny kid who did quirky voices in class huh #sashas proper “herRING” because eng is his third language meet maffhews drawly midwestern“HERRIN'”#“DUDE I ACTUALLY LIKE THAT BETTER!!! no joke 😯” “...im not a fan...” (backpedals in people pleasing) “...youre not a fan...?”#“i dont like that one...still love your country though!” like we had any inkling youd suddenly hate your husbands country because of mustard #“barky hates this one so i dont know maybe my judgements wrong” girl who will dog on her boyfriend for being picky #but also wait im having second thoughts 🥺🥺#god disgusting give us more of these interactions #sasha so terribly in love with maffhew and viceversa...#every new video that releases about the 1619 date the more of a date it becomes truly

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undercover-grisha · 6 months ago

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Leigh Bardugo: “Yeah so this country is like old timey magical Russia and Siberia and somewhat a little tiny bit central Asian, so that’s pretty cool. We’ll spend three books on this one country and culture.”

Leigh Bardugo: “And this one is… uh… the rest of Asia. Except India!”

Leigh Bardugo: “India is in this nomadic culture of people over here, or there, or over there. Also they’re Romani too.”

Leigh Bardugo: “Yeah and up here is Scandinavia. Just… all that. And Catholicism. Catholic Viking Nazis up here.”

Leigh Bardugo: “And then here’s New York/Amsterdam/London.”

Leigh Bardugo: “And here’s the frontier. It’s the biggest country but all we know about it is some part has ‘the frontier’ and there was maybe a war at some point and this is where all the black people come from.”

Leigh Bardugo: “And of course we have the Colonies. Whose colonies? Dunno. Pineapple and mango come from there, but I’m not gonna say it’s South/ Central American or Caribbean even tho it… definitely is.”

Leigh Bardugo: “And here’s IreScotland!”

#six of crows #soc #shadow and bone #No hate I’ve definitely developed worlds less lmao #This is just a joke #wesper #kanej #helnik #the grisha series #grisha trilogy #grishaverse #LB: but if I develop the world properly then how will a 16 y/o girl going thru a crisis make a detailed map of one of my countries??

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maskofnova · 8 months ago

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