#my chonky baby boy

[blueberryfruitbat]

Dodogama is my son and he can never do wrong in this world.

[bellaxgiornata]

Big thank you to @souliebird for the surprise birthday presents for both my boys!! ❤️ Q told me that Daredevil is his favorite superhero now 👌🏻🤣 (and the lechonk looks literally so much like baby boy's grump face in person I can't handle it 😆).

I absolutely love the real life friends I've made from this fandom 😭❤️ Excuse me while I get emotional about it now...

[shadowisabean]

It was just a joke 🙄

[raccoonfallsharder]

One of the funny things to consider: in the MCU Rocket makes fat jokes about Thor and Quill (Quill wasn't even fat). Imagine Rocket letting his instincts take over on earth during winter season then realizing "oh... I get it now... i feel so warm and content... not hungry and angry like usual"

sweet nonnie ♡♡♡

let’s fuckin scrub those cheap, clumsy, poorly-written and atypical jokes from canon. the truth is the infinity war & endgame writers did the guardians SO fuckin dirty and my boy would never have made those jokes because (1) he would’ve understood too much about what thor was going through to mock him for anything right then and (2) he’s so insecure about his own body that he isn’t gonna risk holding anyone else’s up for scrutiny and (3) i doubt he’d have any real adherence to terran fatphobia any more than he understands weird terran ideas of gender binaries. too many bodies in space to have that kind of beauty norm

also comics rocket fucks so many different body types. all sizes are sexy to him

so now that we’ve cleared that greasy shit out of our brains, let’s focus on the important part, which is the fact that rocket has been eating more and more while he’s been staying with you this autumn. you’ve noticed that he’s finally been able to stop hitching up his loose pants, and on the rare occasions that he lets you hug him (grumpily, but you can tell he likes it ‘cause of the way his tail twitches) you realize you can no longer feel his ribs. he’s less sharp and pointy and you feel like his fur’s getting thicker too. healthier, more lustrous.

plus he’s in a better mood.

one night while you’re both eating snacks and watching movies on the couch, he looks down into his bowl of ice cream or popcorn or whatever and is like

“have i been actin’ weird lately?”

you frown. “what do you mean?”

he shrugs and turns his eyes back to the screen, takes another bit of whatever snacks you’ve been sharing. “i dunno. i feel—“ he hesitates ‘cause he’s never been good at examining his emotions. “i dunno,” he repeats. “i feel like i been bein’ less of a jackass, i guess.”

you snort. “i mean. i hate to call that weird, but… yeah, okay.”

“m’not as…” he trails off, groping for words. “hungry, anymore, either.” it doesn’t sound like he just means for food, but you doubt he wants to unpack that just yet.

“well,” you say slowly, “you have been eating more. maybe it’s all related.”

he looks down at the little paunch over his belly. “m’gaining weight.”

“does that… bother you?” you ask carefully, not knowing if any of his plentiful insecurities might revolve around his size.

he looks nonplussed. “nah. why would it?” he grins. “m’still just as fast and mean and smart. can still build a bomb in three seconds, beat drax an’ quill at poker without ‘em ever catching me cheating, and charm the hell outta you.”

“okay, okay.” you roll your eyes. “still just as modest, too.” you shrug. “anyway…” you’re not sure exactly how comfortable he is with the whole raccoon-thing yet, so you hedge your words. “lots of… people… put on an extra layer for the winter. to keep warm.”

“huh,” he says, like he’s intrigued. like the concept is completely alien (which in a way it is, of course). he looks down at his belly again, then up at the tv. “don’t think it’s that,” he decides after a moment.

you half-smile. “then what is it?”

he shrugs and doesn’t take his eyes off the screen. “think i might just be…” he hesitates. “…happy?”

[floral-hex]

Took some pictures of this big momma spider with babies all over her back, but I made the mistake of zooming in and seeing all those little legs, so instead of having to look at that again, here’s my cat Oreo:

[cyber-neptune]

Chonk

[neo-neos]

Nobody asked for this but here u go anyway

[chuluoyi]

Baby gojo and daddy gojo not wanting to share mama gojo😭✋i-

࿐ ࿔ 🕰️ 「 06:20 P.M 」

aww this is so cute of course this is the first i worked on after getting back from my weekend break <3 and actually i have this one similar ask too so i combined yours with theirs! here's some cute blinking gojo in phantom parade and okay now let us have some crack and make gojo suffer

a part of gojo's love entries

general masterlist

“bwah!” a nudge.

“myah!” a shove.

and then—

“waaa!” a… slap (?) on the cheek.

“huh?” satoru winced, touching where the baby’s palm just connected with his face, blinking rapidly. so he wasn’t imagining things. this really was happening in front of his eyes.

and it was the baby—his baby.

your giggles filled the air in response.

“hey, you,” satoru took on a very stern look and an exaggerated frown, glaring at his own son. the baby merely babbled at him innocently, blinking his wide crystal blue eyes that mirrored his. “bad, bad minion. this is a very serious issue. you shouldn’t do that, you hear?”

the serious issue being each time he tried to lean closer to steal a kiss from you, your son always found a way to repel him away with his tiny hands.

you snorted at his righteous tone. “he’s just protecting me. even your kid knows you’re a danger.”

a gasp left your husband’s shiny lips, mockingly in disbelief. “me? a danger? i make your life a heaven on earth!”

“heav—pfft—”

“i give you love, food, my body—” he emphasized, pointing at himself for a dramatic effect, and you threw your head back, dissolving into a fit of laughter even more, “—heck, i even give you this naughty baby!”

“wha—no! that’s team effort!”

“still! and now he is staging an uprising against me?” satoru cheekily eyed his child, who was now clutching the fabric of your blouse, tiny fingers playing with the shiny diamonds of your necklace—a gift from satoru too, actually.

“look at him go,” he grumbled, his eyes following each little movement his son made, then dramatically yelped when the boy pawed at your breasts. “hey! no touching! those are mine!”

“please.” you almost choked on your laugh. your silly husband always had a way to make things sound funnier than they actually were, and that was what made you fall in love with him more each day, really. “the milk is his!”

“he can have the cow’s! and more importantly, it’s thanks to me that you’re so milky—”

“satoru! you’re so uncouth i can’t—!”

“see? you’re laughing so much! this proves enough that i make you happy every day!”

later that night, after you put your baby to sleep in his crib, satoru gently poked his cheek, his expression tender despite his pursed lips. “he is out like a light…”

satoru might whine a lot, but ultimately, you couldn’t miss the look of adoration and fondness that made him the father of your child. even without saying it out loud, you knew that he would willingly put everything aside and sacrifice anything—first of all, himself—if it was meant for his dearest, most precious treasure.

knowing he'd do the same for you only served to melt your heart even more. and you felt full—so full, in fact, with warmth and love and anything that was soft.

you really do love him, don’t you?

“look at him, he’s like a shrimp,” your husband pointed out, still gazing at his baby in wonder as he kept poking and prodding at the chonky rolls of his little arms, and you thought, nothing could have been more precious than this.

“satoru.”

“yeah?” he turned instantly at the sound of his name, but before he could react further—

you stood on your tiptoes and planted a swift smooch on his cheek, putting the overflowing love you held for him in it. “mwah!”

“…?!”

for the next three seconds, satoru malfunctioned. the brush of your sweet lips on his cheek was so innocent that he was rendered speechless. heat steadily gathered on his face, turning him pink despite himself.

“you…” he groaned, collecting himself, a dopey smile was quickly plastered on his face to cover up his setback as you burst into hearty laughter. “now you’ve started it…” and then he latched on you with a glint of a joker, launching a full-blown tickle attack.

“a—ah! why?! satoru! ahahahaha!”

. . .

safe to say, your wheezes effectively awoke your son from his slumber, and as a bit of payback, you left satoru in the dust to deal with the crying baby, both of them whimpering in unison since he had absolutely no clue how to comfort the little one.

[bejeweledblondie]

Simon “Ghost” Riley Headcannons

A/N: these are loosely inspired from real life experiences I’ve had living on a military base, these men have a on & off switch it’s crazy

Simon “Ghost” Riley x F! Reader

Warnings: NSFW

• Simon first saw you while he was in the States for a training exercise, he was out at one of the local bars with some of the other soldiers he was with

• Soap had actually asked for your number first & since he was so intoxicated you turned him down

• Simon apologized for Soap & that’s how you met

• he did have a heart attack when he found out there was a bit of a age gap between you two but quickly got over it when he realized how mature you were

• it was a long distance relationship at first (from personal experience it sucks in the beginning)

• there were times when he couldn’t talk due to the risk of potentially exposing his teams location so you had to write letters every now & then

• you cried constantly whenever you saw some horrific news in the paper about what was going on overseas, the anxiety was awful

• but when he returned the reunions were euphoric

• you have a bottle of his cologne & aftershave so you can always feel close to him

• and you’d spray your perfume on the letters you sent so he couldn’t always smell the paper when he was missing you

• it took him sometime to open up to you about what had happened to him in his past, & your respected that

• when he first met your family, he was shocked by all the support he had received from them

• he asked your parents to marry you the first time he met them & showed them the ring too (ofc they said yes)

• he proposed to you in private after a nice dinner, he got choked up during the proposal

• your dad specifically was elated, he got to brag at how bad ass his son in law is

• your mom if she’s a teacher, had her entire class send cards, candy, anything they’d need in care packages Soap nearly cried when he opened the sweetest letter from a little girl (this actually happened irl my mom’s class did this & one guy got really choked up)

• Simon always would be your fiercest protector

• since he’s like an freakin tree he will guide your head with his bear paw of a hand in crowds

•he CANNOT sit with his back facing the door it stresses him out

•this man is strapped 24/7 whether that be a knife, bear spray etc. he’s ready

•he has a trauma kit in his car because “you never know”

•Simon is 1000% one of those apocalypse preppers you have freeze dried food, medicine, water, etc. he’s always on edge

• he sleeps with a damn rifle next to y’all’s bed

• you have a whole security system too

• your guy’s apartment is impeccable like you could eat off of the floor

• hell your guy’s bed has damn hospital corners

• Simon adopted a cat so you don’t feel as lonely when he’s deployed

• He’s your chonky boy & you do send plenty of photos to Simon when he’s deployed

• Gaz & Soap tease him about him living his “cat dad” life

• you start trying for a baby two years into your marriage

• Simon does fall victim to the “curse of the infantry” (which is not a negative thing btw it’s a running joke that infantry soldiers have all daughters) he makes girls

• he was deployed during your pregnancy & was worried sick he nearly missed the birth of your daughter

• that little girl is the most well protected baby in the whole world, the Task Force gifted him not just baby stuff but damn security for the nursery

• He watches your baby from his phone in the nursery on deployment, he was silently crying once when he was watching you sing a lullaby to your baby girl

•Price had to comfort him father to father

•In reality Simon has a very hard cold exterior at work for the sake of keeping his mental health for the profession he’s in but deep down he’s always held a soft spot & your relationship just brings it out

✨NSFW ✨

• there is a big size difference between you two & it drives him insane

• the first time y’all had together he didn’t want to break you in half

• when he returns from deployment y’all go at it like rabbits for multiple rounds, your poor pussy was so sore afterwards

• has a massive corruption & daddy kink

• he’s an ass man I don’t make the rules here so any position where your ass if the focal point is his favorite

• y’all have made so many sex tapes for him when he’s deployed, he has a whole folder on his phone & jerks off to them in the bathroom or the porta potty (it’s a canon event, trust me) to them

• he lets your cockwarm him constantly when you’re on the couch, when he’s working, hell y’all had even fallen asleep like that

• I know people say he has a Prince Albert piercing but alas per army regulation that is safety risk I think it’s more likely he’d use a cock ring on you

• during a military ball you two snuck off & fucked in a supply closet

• he couldn’t wait to get back to the hotel room after seeing you in your gown, it was red his favorite color

• and he just looked so fucking good in his dress uniform, that was the night you totally conceived your baby girl

• he groans into your ear when he cums & he’ll use his body to just eclipse yours

• “one more baby girl” & “c’mon pretty girl use your words tell me what you want”

• is a sucker for babydoll lingerie it brings your innocence & triggers his corruption kink

• moral of the story Simon Riley fucks

[not-buggy]

Today is Freeway’s 3rd adoptiversary!

[miifu666]

We know sukuna's a huge hater for Yuuji right? But theres a saying around my country where "you shouldn't hate someone TOO MUCH or else fate will always unite u with them."

Or sum like "don't hate someone too much, it'll turn to love."

<<<<<<♡>>>>>>>

Imagine a happy ending Sukuna, one where he genuinely decided to be in a loving and domestic household with you. He saw what the jujutsu world can do, both ancient and modern, Gojo has provenly showed him a thrilling time by being the one and almost only person to make him feel the life and death situation in such a predictable battle.

He got to meet the plentiful talented sorcerers in the modern world, one where they have far more advanced knowledge in how life works than those in the heian era. The new sorcerers didn't disappoint him too much. Some managed to learn innate domain expansion in a mere second, others didn't have any curse energy yet managed to hurt him more than those who do. He's seen it all, he feels content.

Hence why he made a choice to have his own happy ending, see where life gets him after his "unsavory" conversation with his fated nephew. The tangy memories of that boy's bright smile hearing sukuna giving him a chance to show him how beautiful life can be, even if deep within. Theres a dreaded feeling whenever he sees that gullible boy, a fire pit inside him whenever he realized how innocent his so called "nephew" is for believing someone like him can be saved too.

Sukuna thought back idly, coming back to his senses as he feels your hair being combed through his fingers in a consistent motion. He wonders if maybe that annoying brat is right, he has a dutiful lover now. One who he feels as though wouldn't have been his if he didn't accept that despicable brat's decision.

The warm feeling of the sun hitting both him and his equal is... a blissful feeling. He used to be empty, seeking thrill from both knowledge and greed of such delicacies, humans, animals.. all he could find and devour till his stomach is full. All knowledgeable for such sorcery to make sure he stays the top, to see if someone is there to fight and able to defeat him on top of the lonely world of the strongest.

Now he's sitting here, the daunting feeling of such title no longer haunts him. Theres no one who can use him like an object, to fight and treat him like a game boss, speak his name like an object to defeat, disregard him as something worth less than humanity and curses, a natural calamity. Inside this prosperous Minka, he is just sukuna. Hes not the starving child, ostracized from society, being stripped bare of his real birth given name.

He's now.. Sukuna.

The husband and father of... currently one brat.

Speaking of a brat.

There's hustling noises of running feet ontop of the well cared grass, the thumping of something- no. Someone not much older than 5 years old.

"Papa!"

There he is.

"I got butterflies!!"

The small brat he managed to raise. The one and only child he has, a miracle. He was tempted to call him "megumi" too actually- but he's too prideful to use a rip off of someone elses name. He created his own, he hoped. This child doesn't get sick from bearing the weight of his own name.

"Those are Dragonflies, Yajou"

Yajou, a combination of both the kanji for appearance and fulfillment. A perfect name for one who completes the boundaries between human and curses.

Although...

Sukuna stared at his son again. His face is much more similar to a certain brat than him. His bright and naive eyes, those unopened set of eyes under his proper main ones, the tufs of pink hair on top while his lover's natural hair decorated the sides. Its all too familiar, he hates it. He hates having a split image of his disgusting nephew in this... fleshy and chonky baby form.

"Free! Free dragon!"

The child babbles out, spreading his hands out to let the Dragonfly leave his fleshy touch. It was... cute, adorable even. Sukuna sigh.

This.. is a funny way of fate telling him to learn his lesson.

>>>♡♡<<<

God i had this thought at 1am i did NOT proof reading this i just fucking wing it brooooooo. Hope its good ig djdhdjjdkd

Yajou Doodles♡

[jazeswhbhaven]

Favorite Moments in the Halloween Chat

OKAY SO the one I shared earlier about Satan shooting a bazooka at someone's house? Yeah that's if you didn't give him candy during Halloween.

C R A Y Also this is first thing that popped up for the chat

Now Satan....don't roll up on me like that

Actin' up already.

Asmo wasted no time. He was saying this towards Levi that was telling MC it was childish to want treats. Levi ofc tells him to stfu lmao

Why does Levi hate this man always giving him health advice I'm crying.

Oooo Asmo like 'em big and chonky too (obviously because as if he'd deny anyone based on weight anyway) Phewww

Luci....are you saying....to get naked? <_< are you being coy again sir?

can you be my daily protein shot then 💀💀💀💀

BUT let's talk about a couple of these tricks that they do in Hell cause I'm screaming

Beel failed to deliver candy directly to Levi so it gave it Foras instead. But when he asked for candy back, Levi said there wasn't any. So he pulled this prank.

Baby Levi ya'll. His nobles were babysitting. (can't wait to see ya'lls headcanons on this) Luci loves babies ya'll like I think that's such a cute detail about him.

Belphie's prank was voice swapping with whoever was closest to you and whelp Jjok and Luci switched voices and for 15 years they sounded like each other.

But Asmo.

no.

Bad boy. Don't have us hear that voice Jjok has moaning I do not want to hear that. Probably sounds like a squeak toy or one of those chicken toys when you squish them and they make a loud ass noise.

I'm crying, little Jjok with Lucifer's voice would had me cracking UP

and Luci just avoiding kingly duties so he doesn't have to speak is so real cause who would take him seriously. He'd be pissed at me because of all my laughing.

SO. Asmo's prank.....

Apparently if you ignored him and no treats then he would just invade your dreams and cause insomnia playing tricks on you in your dreams.... (caused Sitri's depression to hit rock bottom like wow okay)

The clapback.

But also....I keep thinking about Asmo being frustrated and masturbating angrily,

why.....can't....i...get....inside...fuck!.....them.....DAMMIT...

Yeah.

OH???

OH

ohhhhhhh

Beleth.... you freaky frog. Love you down. (another cxc fic in my arsenal)

And that pretty much concludes my favorite moments in this chat and I was laughing my ass off pretty much the entire time, they are too much.

[shotmrmiller]

*Warning* kind of sensitive but, I’m struggling with eating atm, but I’m getting better and gaining back weight- sorry!!!

My nephew is a Simon sized bby. Chonky, michilin man, Hawaiian bread, pillsbury dough boy. Love him to the end of space and time. KISS his fat drooly face anytime I can. I was having trouble holding him one day in a shop and someone I knew (but hadn’t seen for a *long* time) walked up and looked stressed.

“He- you- there’s no way.” Uh- “…what?”

“There’s no way.” “I don’t understand….”

They make this weird hand gesture at me, like squishing their hands together. “There’s no way he *fit!*”

Okay- rude but, “how much does he weigh?” “…35…” “how old??” “5 and a half months.”

“Yeah, there’s no way. You’re like a shirt on a wire!” WTF?! “He’s my nephew.”

“See! I knew it!” And just walked away!!!

It felt like a drive by conversation!!! She just pulled up, hit me with her car! And left!!?? I felt offended but, also confused because how does one argue or approach the situation?! I looked like a gaping fish in the store!!! … it’s kind of funny now, Ngl.

I think Simon would get in a ‘nuh uh’ ‘yuh huh!’ Type argument if that happened to him and his girl and the baby. Except much more threatening…

i would've gone on the offensive but that's just me.

no one would argue that you're not the parent with simon around. and then if you do get surprised like that and tell him, no one would ever approach you again unless it's to give the kid some snacks that simon will take a bite of first.

and i just know whenever at the doctors for a checkup, the pediatrician is like you've, youve got to stop. dis tew much.

but what do they mean? you can't not feed the baby.

[kittynomore]

can you pls tell where to find snapperlou lore?? i Need more of this guy and his terror babies!!! they are so cute!!!!!

All the lore is in my brain and chats with @amevello-blue @debb987 @alicat54c

But the thing that started this was me, kaiju-ing raph to 12ft 5tons and being told that he cant rough house or be carried freely, which made me sob wildly and au-ed the eldest brother

like i said on the post THIS -^ is the reason snapper lou au exist. I just want to shower Raph with all the love

Me: i will create the most genetically feral babies and will create a dad that can survive them.

the babies are feral and wild and full of energy by being super solders: they can shed but it isnt itchy for them it just happens, the kids play with Lou's shedded scutes. they cant brumate coz it wont make sense for them to; they were supposed to destroy humanity, hence having mammalian teeth, that another thing they can and will eat anything and everything. The only reasons the boys hasnt eaten eachother is coz; Raph is the sweetest baby that ever existed and would rather starve then eat his brothers. Dee can and will eat any of them tho, the reason he cant is Raph is simply too large and i made Lee chonky in this au to rough house with Raph and stop Dee from eating him. Lee would rather get all the attention then eat tbh, but that wont stop him from eating EVERYTHING, he is my beloved gassy baby coz of it. Angelo..... Dee tried to eat Angelo and almost succeeded. That's why Angelo is in the shell pocket, so he won't get eaten, That's also why Angelo is the only one that wont eat anything but human food coz he is more used to it.

During rise story timeline: Lou is 25ft 10tons Raph is 12ft 5tons, Dee is 7ft 680kg, Lee is 6'8ft 700kg, Angelo is canon height (coz tiny Angelo will never not be funny to me) April is also canon height coz she amazing as she is.

oh and since y'all are wondering about Dee's eyes. Ame wrote ONE line and his design is like that now. dw he'll grow into them

Ame: endless eyes me: what if big

that's how Dee got his eyes. One flavored text and i runned with it and refused to be caught

my spear shaped son

[dwarf-vader-of-middle-earth]

Cats are metal, and so am I - self portrait

Well I had to do my chonky son justice as best I could! This is legitimately accurate to his IRL size.

Proof he's just this big:

Patron is 18lbs right now. His healthy weight the vets said is 14lbs, but he's healthy as ever and VERY playful. Demands my hugs or else my fucking ankles pay the price. Repeatedly. Until I hug him. And also he won't let me do anything else until several minutes of hugs are received.

Well! Baby boy! I hope you love this. You're immortalized in mini form hugging me as I hug you back!

[raccoonfallsharder]

rocket fanart masterlist

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you know i am always looking for something to casually doodle during long-ass meetings that have nothing to do with me. rocket's the first anthro character i've ever drawn so excuse the varying levels of success//failure ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ we're basically on an adventure together and that adventure is called how will dae fuck up a raccoon this time ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ♡♡♡

if you have a rocket concept you'd like to see scribbled out in 20 minutes (or a cute photo of a raccoon), pop it into my asks and we'll see what happens!

when pete makes rocket attend the annual nova corps gala

rocket & nebula at the nova corps annual gala

rocket is constantly exhausted by terran politics (source: every comic he's ever been in)

rocket with his a nonnie's chips

FULL COLOR: It fucken wimdy (chonky winter-fur rocket on fron)

rocket on the concept of snow

rocket needs/hates his anxiety jacket

rocket & his pjs [spicy/a lil nsfw?]

bathtime rituals of rocket raccoon

sleepovers on knowhere // rocket with his stuffie

rocket gives you a flower (x2)

FULL COLOR: rocket & quill (from entanglement) ~ for @hibatasblog i'm putting this in both sections because i love it.

rocket & origami (from this imagine) ~ for @wren-phoenix

rocket is cold & no longer capable of compassion meme

rocket with a kitten

sleepy snuggly rocket

sleepy snuggle rocket pt 2

rocket is very serious

you give rocket an otter stuffie

rocket's got new wheels

rocket helps make dinner (for @/guardian-angel12)

give my boy some headphones and a hoodie

rocket's never had birthday cake before

rocket gets a cuddle from pearl

rocket gets a cuddle from petra

rocket in a hoodie pt 2 (with ears!)

rocket in a field of frickin' daisies

rocket gets a cuddle from wade wilson (inspired by @/selynenightshadelovesrocketracco )

ultimate dad mode (inspired by @/leresq)

rocket’s got new wheels pt 2 (inspired by @/mrwolfhare)

rocket is a femme fatale mastermind (inspired by nonnie)

rocket & lylla go swimming (x2) (inspired by @/hadesinsane)

rocket in a suit, no jacket (with sidearms)

rocket dresses as a baby to attempt a heist. it does not work in his favor. (inspired by nonnie)

i’m with the raccoon (inspired by @/thirteens-lucky-tardis & @/caesarhamato22)

most//all?? of these bad boys are crossposted with the headcanons & imagines masterlist

with the OCs

rocket with juno draped all over him

rocket getting starry-eyed over how pretty & cool moon is

skritchy-skratchy annoyed rocket with jo

drunk rocket gets a piggyback ride from jo

FULL COLOR: rocket & petra quill (from entanglement) ~ for @hibatasblog

FULL COLOR: rocket & pearl (from cicatrix ⋆☁︎ :･꧂)

rocket gets a cuddle from pearl

rocket gets a cuddle from petra

rocket likes to comb pearl's hair

all crossposted to the let me love your OCs masterlist