#happy halloweeen chatttt

[jazeswhbhaven]

Favorite Moments in the Halloween Chat

OKAY SO the one I shared earlier about Satan shooting a bazooka at someone's house? Yeah that's if you didn't give him candy during Halloween.

C R A Y Also this is first thing that popped up for the chat

Now Satan....don't roll up on me like that

Actin' up already.

Asmo wasted no time. He was saying this towards Levi that was telling MC it was childish to want treats. Levi ofc tells him to stfu lmao

Why does Levi hate this man always giving him health advice I'm crying.

Oooo Asmo like 'em big and chonky too (obviously because as if he'd deny anyone based on weight anyway) Phewww

Luci....are you saying....to get naked? <_< are you being coy again sir?

can you be my daily protein shot then 💀💀💀💀

BUT let's talk about a couple of these tricks that they do in Hell cause I'm screaming

Beel failed to deliver candy directly to Levi so it gave it Foras instead. But when he asked for candy back, Levi said there wasn't any. So he pulled this prank.

Baby Levi ya'll. His nobles were babysitting. (can't wait to see ya'lls headcanons on this) Luci loves babies ya'll like I think that's such a cute detail about him.

Belphie's prank was voice swapping with whoever was closest to you and whelp Jjok and Luci switched voices and for 15 years they sounded like each other.

But Asmo.

no.

Bad boy. Don't have us hear that voice Jjok has moaning I do not want to hear that. Probably sounds like a squeak toy or one of those chicken toys when you squish them and they make a loud ass noise.

I'm crying, little Jjok with Lucifer's voice would had me cracking UP

and Luci just avoiding kingly duties so he doesn't have to speak is so real cause who would take him seriously. He'd be pissed at me because of all my laughing.

SO. Asmo's prank.....

Apparently if you ignored him and no treats then he would just invade your dreams and cause insomnia playing tricks on you in your dreams.... (caused Sitri's depression to hit rock bottom like wow okay)

The clapback.

But also....I keep thinking about Asmo being frustrated and masturbating angrily,

why.....can't....i...get....inside...fuck!.....them.....DAMMIT...

Yeah.

OH???

OH

ohhhhhhh

Beleth.... you freaky frog. Love you down. (another cxc fic in my arsenal)

And that pretty much concludes my favorite moments in this chat and I was laughing my ass off pretty much the entire time, they are too much.