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"a heart-to-heart?? what is that????" girl are you okay
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Jesus christ fob pinterest is so weird
#i only venture there to find pictures of the guys and i came across this one pin that was screaming about how#patrick was labelled as fat. and went on a whole ass rant about it and how no one should be called fat because its a mean word#my brother in christ what the hell#im so just??? about it because. he is fat. fat is not a dirty word? its a descriptive word?#and it wasnt someone being fatphobic towards him it was just. him being labelled as fat. that angered that one person so mucj.#*much#like relax man it is really not the serious#fob pinterest is hell just let me collect my pictures of those guys in peace please#me posts#edit: i re read it and they said patrick was NEVER FAT????#dear lord theres So Much Going On
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The mental gymnastics some people are willing to come up with, just to put the blame on Sleep Token, instead of a crazy stalker that threatened their safety... wild.
#i'm glad tumblr is not like that bc what the hell?#my brothers in christ please touch some grass#sleep token
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Got paired up with a mechanical engineering major for a presentation ✊🏼😔. Someone send some nice calm vibes my way before I end up on national tv for ✨ manslaughter ✨
#AND ITS FOR QUANTUM MECHANICS#MY BELOATHED BROTHER IN CHRIST WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE#DO YOU NOT HAVE A COMPUTER SCIENCE COURSE TO TERRORISE?#I am fine.#things are chaotic in this household
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god i love fanfic tropes. "ah yes the truth telling curse will only let you return to normal when you confess to your crush" says WHO. GOD?? THE AUTHOR?? BULLSHIT. MAKE THEM KISS ANYWAYS THOUGH
#same with time loops because my brother in christ what do you MEAN the universe was so fed up with your pining bullshit it put you in hell#it put you in a hellscape of a promethean nightmare until you made out sloppy style with the guy you like?? that's INSANE#like? how the fuck does it know your crush? why are those the rules? this is incredibly pedantic of me but i just think it's hilarious#fanfiction#fanfic#ao3#writing#writers on tumblr
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can't believe there are ppl who don't like lost days wtf. not even the end scene, they just don't like jason's character and motivations in it. i mean, i always thought lost days jason>utrh jason so 🤷♀️
#“i didnt like making jason want to kill bruce its so generic” “ my brother in christ it is obvious as hell that jason only tries it because#also he clearly doesnt actually want bruce dead?? like he doesnt do it when he has the perfect chance#and he is obvsly lying to talia when he says “oh i want him to look at me as i kill him” like??#am i the only one who thought that or???#btw this isnt abt a specific person i just remembered someone on reddit saying that lost days jason made jason more#sympathetic in a fanservice way#i get what they mean by that but i rlly dont think thats whats up w lost days jason#bc whitewashing morally grey characters to make them appeal to a larger audience IS. a thing but i think youre missing the point here lol#anyway can't articulate why i ADORE lost days atm so#maybe ill make a seperate post on it one day but just know that i rlly like it(except the scene we dont talk about)#jason todd#lost days#red hood
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We rlly don’t need another majima game 😭 please give other characters a chance he already had the spotlight in 0😔
lord if i speak on goro majima.
#snap chats#my last nerve was seeing him front and center on that Three Legends shirt with daigo and saejima im SICK OF HIM#what do you MEAN the Sixth Chairman is backseating majima. like thats his retainer PUT DAIGO UP FRONT#it aint even bias its gen just like. why is the sixth chairman not treated the most important. thats The Chairman of the whole shit#EX chairman whatever we know what i mean#'snap its just a shirt' and these are just my balls alright its all the little things that are like Dawg Cmon#i woulda got the shirt cause it looks like somethign youd get from claires and thats hilarious However ... im annoying.#ill say this then play y0 and be like Ah..... i love you...#fr tho im sick of him GO AWAY YOU ARE NOT THAT GUY#im that meme of spiderman holding back the train and the trains saying mean things about majima#this ire is only brought by rggtwt mates insisting majima needs any more content. like at all.#they gave majima a y0 statue but as far as i can see kiryu doesnt have one like What.#ik i say id skip y0 kiryu if i could during replays and its never that serious but still .... the hell...#my brother in christ majima does not need any more why are you acting starved#i get it hes your fave but my god. goku this trains heavier than i thought i cant do it#ive had beef with rggtwt ever since they tried to say majima was more important to kiryu than haruka. like brb eating a cactus#rgg making gaiden was the worst thing they couldve done cause now everyone wont stop mentioning charas getting a gaiden game#MAJIMA OF ALL OF THEM DOES NOT NEED ONE MFER THATS WHAT Y0 WAS FOR. WHAT ELSE DO YOU WANT#THEY GAVE HIM AN EXTRA STORY IN YK2 ALSO LIKE RGG IS DOING THE MOST FOR A SIDE CHARACTER#anyway this is why im happy saejima and akiyama are getting figures. ESPECIALLY AKIYAMA#I FEEL LIKE WE NEVER SEE SHIT OF THAT GUY and saejima. tbh. but still ... akiyama esp just feels left out#big hope other charas start to get more love. like my daughter haruka ok rgg plesae drop one of her idol statues thank you#on a lighter note september is almost upon us which means two things#1.) i have to move back to school at the end of the month 2.) rgg news is soon .....#SOOO curious as to what's on the horizon .. maybe ill stream it for the first time in nine thousand years#ok bye im gonna eat cereal <- diced spam and rice
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I maintain that stress sickness is a stupid maladaptive response like oooohhh the numbers in my bank account aren't big enough so now my body is cooking itself. bruh.
#my financial situation isnt like dire or a crisis (yet) but its not what i would like it to be.#too many expenses all at once kinda fucked me over.#im hoping itll even out but god its stressful.#dgmw ive always been smart about savings and stuff and we have like. enough for rent and whatnot.#as well as emergency money for... yk whatever.#but still i dont like using my savings (even tho thats what theyre for)#and its still stressful to go over numbers#esp bc we have so many weddings this year.#i rlly think joe and i made the right call to elope#i love weddings and the celebration of love. but i think us going to city hall and doing it there#might have been the right move. bc holy jesus fucking shit christ. planning weddings is soooo stress#my irls often have me help plan stuff like this bc im good at planning if its not for myself#and im also as my brother puts it ''good at nutting up and shutting others up'' on the day of#bc i can herd ppl. yk. good skill ig.#but also holy fucking shit even a small wedding is ludicrously expensive.#id like to have a wedding celebration with joe one day of course#but also. idk man planning it looks like HELL
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yall ever end up thinking back on periods of ur life and ur like. bro what
#so i dropped out of school at like 13/14 to be home fulltime to take care of my grandparents yeah yeah whtever#whats insane is remembering that when i was 15 my mom tried to arrange a marriage for me with some guy who was in his early 20s#he was the deacons EXTREMELY autistic son and we had spoken like. 3 times. it had been fine like he was pretty cool#but like. she talked me into tentatively agreeing with her. she went to talk to the deacon and everything about it#fucking hello? hello? taps the mic isaiah southern baptist child bride real?#that always pulls the same thread in my brain of how my grandparents died only a month or so apart#so the pastor had just finished doing my grandmas memorial service when we asked him to do the funeral service to bury them both together#and the first thing out of his fucking mouth was 'hah wow didnt expect to see all of you again so soon!'#and that pavilion was SILENT. besides like someone sniffling#awkward fuckhead piece of shit that guy sucked#yk he once threw away what he had written all his notes to preach on bc a gay couple had just moved to the area and wanted to try our churc#so he spent the whole time ranting about how gay people go to hell instead and they left in the middle of it crying#hell on earth.#my mom convinced him to start a school thru the church and i dont think ANY of their teachers went to college besides literally 1#bc she had just retired from the local middle school and had the free time to participate#but then i guess it all just comes back around#my brother graduated from there and became a ta when he was 18 and started dating a 14/15yo so#genuinely so glad i got the fuck outta there#what a nightmare that town was. christ
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WHY THE FUCK IS MY SCHOOL TUITION SUDDENLY TWO THOUSAND FUCKING DOLLARS MORE EXPENSIVE THAN IT WAS LAST SEMESTER???
#MY BROTHER IN CHRIST I AM ON A SCHOLARSHIP BECAUSE I CANT AFFORD THIS SHIT WHY WAS IT RAISED SO HIGH WHAT IS THIS????????????#WHAT THE HELL MAN#jes rambles
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yo my family sucks
#as if the week hadn't been bad enough they decided to be homophobic and transphobic jerks#how is inside out subliminal for lgtb stuff jesus christ and what the hell is 'trannism' that does that even mean my not-dear brother#get me out of here help#rhea's notebook#personal stuff#vent#i'm actually used to this though is just been a little while since last time and today i'm extra not ready for this nonsense
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hey. hey simon. simon. what did you do
#really trying to get that electric chair huh blackquill#dd spoilers#?#i don't know but please no spoilers past this point!#maybe you shouldn't be announcing this to a court of law#ignoring the other more obvious unfortunate implications there are other unfortunate implications. my brother in christ that's Illegal#no matter which way you slice it#simon blackquill#ace attorney#what the hell is simon doing dude#dual destinies
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“Ik so sad these candies were disconinued:(“
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#FUCKING MARS BAR IN WHOS REALM IS THAT DISCONTINUED..#i have to believe this is bro slipping from another dimension bc i#brain livkers are in every darn corner shop here my brother in CHRIST where have u crawled out of??? what hell portal hath brungith you??
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see someone spreading misinformation about ancient greece online, gently correct them, they say "well discerning whats canon and whats fanon in greek mythology is really difficult". i am killed instantly.
#my brother in christ contemporary texts are free online <3#sometimes by multiple different translators#trying to correct people who believe that in the '''''original myth'''''' persephone just walked to the underworld of her own accord is hel#fyi i was saying hell on earth and ran out of letters#i was not trying to be quirky and reference a completely separate culture's myths i prommy#if i ever use 'hel' in like a casual context instead of when specifically talking about norse mythology i need to be put down#greek mythology#i speak#reminds me of that post that claimed that gorgon heads were used to mark womens shelters in ancient greece w/ no source#and everyone believed it#as if gorgon heads weren't on basically every building#(being hyperbolic obv but. basically)#like i don't get this modern urge to give power and agency to women in mythology by either#(a) pretending nothing bad ever happened to them and everything was of their own volition (bad. stop it.)#or (b) pretending that they have uniquely bad stuff happen to them and no one else had bad stuff happen to them and its only this lady#so therefore everyone else involved is evil (also bad. also stop it.)#like when one of those modern 'feminist retelling' greek myth stories w/ the same covers about ariadne#it actively adds bad stuff to happen to ariadne when shes a mortal woman in greco roman myth who actually gets a happy ending#like whats the point of that??
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Tune In Next Time For The Kirby Opinions Tier List
I GOT YOU COVERED
#snap chats#i am too lazy to grab brand new caps for everyone OOPS#akiyama almost made it into the second category on account of me knowing haruka would make him play air ride with her#but then i ultimately decided He Too is a 'aw he's cute :)' type of kirby enjoyer#like when it comes to kirby you either think He's Neat or you're in-too deep and know more than you think theres to know#there is simply no in-between i promise#like you cant hate kirby. you can dismiss him but most people just look at him and go 'hehe. cute :)'#there IS lore in kirby and it's weird that it always ends with some demon about to end the universe#like my brother in christ kirby LITERALLY just wanted to eat his cake this morning why he gotta do all this bullshit#see at least in kirby's epic yarn everything's Made Of Yarn so its not that scary#but then there's like. drawcia from canvas curse and its like... bro what the fuck 👁️💋👁️#anyway ryuji is number one kirby enjoyer out of this line up. in my opinion#its cute as all hell AND it gets weirdly violent by the end of each game#daigo lowkey leans a liiiittle more into the second category on account hes a bunchan enjoyer and ik hed like cute things lowkey#but i dont think he's an avid player of the games nor SUPER into cute stuff so into He's Neat :) he goes#ok im posting silly art byyyye
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Bejba, wake up! New Jann song just dropped... If u even care...
#BRO EVEN MADE IT TO NMF PORTUGAL WHAT DA HELL#Like a lot of times some big releases from big artists don't show up there and yet here he is lol#Brother in christ I have an important test today do you not have any compassion for my poor nerves#Eurovision#Eurovision 2023#If he doesn't run again in 2024 I'm gonna snap btw going John wick mode on tvp#Yeah yeah I lied it's June and I'm still in eurovision world WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME#Jann#wow anna said somehting#anna's shitposts
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