#my brain has been mean this past week
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hippolotamus Ā· 9 months ago
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Fuck it Friday/Last Line tag ā˜€ļø
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Uhh, hi 😶 stepping out from my hidey hole to share 2 things today.
Tagged by @tizniz @dangerpronebuddie @spotsandsocks @diazheartsbuckley @bi-buckrights for last line tag and @actuallyitsellie @diazsdimples for FiF. (Tagging y’all back for whatever you haven’t done yet) Thank you loves and to everyone who’s tagged me recently for stuff (it all looks amazing šŸ’– and I promise I’ll acknowledge it soon!)
First up, a lil snippet from my weather & time WIP
He’s so warm. From the nearby stage lights, the lingering effects of their shared plate of chicken wings, the combined body heat in the packed venue. Warm and loose, everything around him a bit fuzzy at the edges.
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Eddie and Shannon. Shannon and Eddie. Evan can’t seem to stop staring at them both. The pink flush high on her cheeks. His soft hair and sharp jaw. How her mouth effortlessly [settles] into a near permanent smirk. How his eyes suddenly find somewhere new to focus when he realizes he’s been caught staring at Evan.
Beyond their individual traits, he finds them complementary. They’re enticing enough on their own, but together they become an elevated art form. Like Rodin’s Eternal Springtime or a Beethoven duet he heard once, composed for french horn and cello.
2nd a sneak peek of a (mostly) secret BuckTommy thing I’m working on
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stefisdoingthings Ā· 9 months ago
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ark aftermath
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untimelyambition Ā· 4 months ago
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having a strong hyperfixation on dan and phil in the year 2025 is so interesting bc my brain is having the normal hyperfix urge to learn as much as i can abt them and gather new information and i have to sit down and be like girl youve been here basically ten years at this point you know everything theres not anything new for you to learn
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littlespoonevan Ā· 6 days ago
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hot-topic-rat Ā· 1 year ago
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i am so tired of having dreams about my family🄲
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musical-chick-13 Ā· 1 year ago
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I'm going to try and write this afternoon before I have to disappear to go to D&D, so if anyone wants to loan me some spare braincells, I would really appreciate it, lmao.
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non-un-topo Ā· 2 years ago
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At the crossroads between wondering if it's worth it to basically completely rewrite all my WIPs or just take a break from writing for the rest of the summer
#i noticed every summer i get progressively worse lol#like not in terms of writing but in terms of everything else goin on in my head#i mean if anyone is craving some dark and depressing shit i've got bits and pieces here#it's like i'm writing for an audience even in my own mind. can't finish anything because it's __ __ __ etc and my niche is too niche.#did my last fic really burn me out that much?? i mean it was basically 30 thousand words and there was a LOT packed into it#maybe i should finally respond to comments and i'll feel better.#something's been going on with me for the past couple months (maybe longer) and i'm just annoyed ALL the time#feel like i want to give up everything and stop talking to everyone. ((it could be my out of whack hormones mind))#so if i haven't been as active and haven't drawn or written much that's why. i'm pulling away and curling in like an atrophied limb.#my brain is just permanently in school mode. i can feel it gearing up for the oncoming year that's going to be super intense.#like would it even matter if i post any more work before september? idk why i can never seem to chill or take a break for even a minute.#i still have drawing projects i want to finish at least! taking me literally all summer because of surprise health problems.#partner was consoling me about how i feel for writing '''weird''' stuff with almost no focus on romance#saying that SOMEbody has to write what i write so that should keep me going. i just tell myself that it could be worse -#- i could be primarily a femslash writer. they are the real heroes and they get no respect.#idk why i'm getting so angsty#i think i might be romance/sex repulsed atm. not in real life at all but in fandom. i'm bored of it. and i'm bored of conversations about i#i'm sure i'll change my mind in what two weeks or so.#maybe i'll try to write something original#i have things in my ask box i should respond to. like asks about my writing. i just haven't been feeling well#so i haven't had the right brain to respond :( but i see the asks and i'm grateful <3#anyway peace and love
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hellfireeddiemunson Ā· 2 years ago
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i have bad melted soup brain today and i hate it
#i have never really felt like just disappearing off of the face of the earth and not talking to Anyone before but i have been thinking of it#a lot today! which is wild bc not my normal isolation thought but today it seems good ahahahaha#i am just. tired. i feel like i am not listened to ever and i feel unwanted as hell lately which i know in the back of my mind i am not#unwanted but boy do it feel like that lately lol. and i’ve been back on my ā€˜im gonna die alone bc nobody ever will love me how i love them’#bullshit which i have Not missed but it is come back full on ! soooo fun for me hahahahahaha i love to feel miserable about being unwanted#by those around me!!!! love it sooooooooooo much weeeeeee i totally don’t wanna slam my head through a window!!!!#also just in general lately i have felt like people talking to me is a chore to them bc nobody around me has been having actual conversation#it’s all been shit ass one word or one sentence replies from everyone or they talk about what they want and not acknowledge what i said and#i don’t even know what to do about it. i just don’t even want to talk to anyone now bc i feel like they literally don’t want to speak to me#and they don’t care what i have to say clearly bc they don’t pay attention and then bring up what i said says or weeks later like i never#said anything and it’s like hm wow yeah i fucking told you about that??? maybe if you pay attention you’d have known that but it’s fine !!!!#I’m just. tired of it. i am fully understanding of everyone having lives and doing their own things they need to do. but this is like. fr#different. like it feels so much different than that and i don’t get it and i don’t know what to do !!!!!!! i feel like i’m going Nuts#anyways if any of you wanna stick me through a meat grinder i would be forever thankful and you have the rights to take anything i own after#what this boils down to is my autistic ass is like everyone is not doing their normal thing!!! everyone is off their normal talking schedule#with me!!!! this must mean they fucking want me dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! bc they went off script/pattern and not in a way they have in the past#that indicated that they just are struggling to reach out! this is different and bad and they want you out of their life!!!!!!!#which is ridiculous but what the fuck am i to do about it bc i will be thinking this until i basically am told otherwise by these people. so#that’s soooo much fun i love brains they’re so silly i wish i could jump at a wall and stick to it until i just slowly peel off and onto the#floor. anyways. hope everyone else has a good night
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skellseerwriting Ā· 4 months ago
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#Trying to do some schoolwork rn but I keep distracting myself by searching up symptoms of executive dysfunction#And then proceed to think ā€œmaybe that’s what I have cuz it says it’s not synonymous with ADHDā€ but then I#Remembered I like daydream a lot and my mind wanders when people talk and etc#And idk this past month or month and a half I’m slowly descending into the knowledge that even if I do have adhd I may not ever get#The opportunity to try and test for it cuz it’s expensive and what if it’s all for nothing even though my brother has adhd and my other#Brother was diagnosed with ADD back when it was a thing and it feels like every week I’m discovering a knew symptom I have and I’m losing#My marbles but the fact I knew how many I had by NUMBER means I know exactly how many I’m losing which makes it even more maddening#And I’m so sorry for the rant#I’m emotionally okay. I promise 😭#I just haven’t brought this stuff up to you before#Probably because I’m afraid of getting online diagnosed by my friends#But at the same time it’d be so hilarious if the ONE person who was neurotypical in our friend group turned out to be neurodivergent too#But I also feel like I’m stepping into your guys’ territory because what if I just feel like a fake. What if what I’m feeling is just me#Having a terrible neurotypical brain that just hates me#And then I know that my procrastination and me feeling like I can’t get started on a task is actually because I’m not trying hard enough#Not because of a neurodevelopmental disorder#Sorry that was a lot#I’m just feeling slightly stressed because I want to get some schoolwork done#But recently I’ve been struggling trying to get started on it#Most of the time I’m okay (when it’s outside of stuff I want to do)#Anyways how have you been? šŸ˜…
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lifenconcepts Ā· 4 months ago
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Why do u say u want asks & interaction but then u never reply to them šŸ‘‰šŸ‘ˆšŸ„ŗ
/half-jk
because I stare at them while my brain casually shuts off and have answers slowly built up in drafts, then suddenly overcome with this realisation I’m awful at being human, then retry and then just leave it to rot in drafts because ā€˜technically’ it’s answered 😿 I’m sorry
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nilla03 Ā· 1 month ago
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ā˜ŖļøŽā€”age gap, mean teasing satoru, dumbification, overstimulation, possessiveness, creampie, he’s too good at sex, established relationship
"sex with older! Satoru can't be too bad right..?"
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ā€œYou’re so pretty when you cry,ā€ Satoru murmurs, palm flat against the arch of your back as he pushes in again, slow and deep like he’s trying to ruin you.
You whimper into the pillow, drooling into his sheets with your lashes soaked, mascara smeared all under your eyes. You don’t even care anymore, because all you can feel is him.
He’s big—too big. Always has been. The kind of stretch that makes you see stars when he first slides in, the kind of pleasure that’s way past your limit ten minutes in. But he doesn’t let up. He likes seeing how far you can take it, how stupid and ruined and pliant he can get you.
ā€œā€˜Toru!" you cry again
ā€œAww. Can’t even talk right now, baby?ā€ His voice is smooth and a little cruel, and he reaches around to grab your throat, not hard—just enough to make your little brain stutter. ā€œWhat happened to all that attitude you had earlier, hm?ā€
You blink, dumb and empty, drool sliding from your mouth when he pulls you up just a little by your neck, whispering right into your ear.
ā€œGod, you’re so cute like this. So fucked-out already and I’m not even close to done.ā€ His hips snap hard and you squeal, whole body jolting forward.
Satoru loves this part. Not the way you take him—that’s a given, he knew from day one that no one could ever make you feel the way he does—but the way you fold. Act like a brat all week,always tease him about the gray in his hair or the way he groans when he sits too long… and yet here you are, crying into his mattress because he’s fucking you dumb.
ā€œThis is what happens,ā€ he pants, hand fisting in your hair now, pulling your head back so he can see your face in the mirror. ā€œWhen you act like you don’t know what this dick does to you.ā€
Your eyes roll. He knows how good he is at sex. The worst part is that he doesn’t even have to try—he’s confident, cocky, and has more experience than any guy your age could dream of. He knows exactly where to touch, how to angle his hips, when to slow down or speed up.
ā€œYou needed this, didn’t you?ā€ Satoru breathes, and now his hand’s between your legs again, his fingers rubbing tight little circles over your clit. ā€œNeeded me to fuck the brat outta you.ā€
Your whole body seizes when he hits that spot again, that perfect spot that only he can reach, and you choke on your sob as you cum around him for what feels like the third—no, fourth time tonight. You’re not even sure anymore. Everything’s hazy, glossy, soaked in heat and tears and the loud slap of skin and his voice in your ear.
ā€œThat’s it, baby,ā€ he growls, holding your hips so tight you know there’ll be bruises. ā€œYou love when I fuck you like this, don’t you?ā€
You nod, still crying, still moaning, still grinding helplessly into his cock because you don’t even know how to stop.
ā€œYou wanna be my dumb little girl forever, huh?ā€
You nod again, sob out something that sounds like ā€œyes, yes, ā€˜toru, please,ā€ and he snaps.
ā€œFuck—gonna fill you up,ā€ he groans, burying himself deep, so deep, and your nails claw into the sheets as his cock twitches inside you. ā€œGonna fuck a baby into you, yeah? Show everyone what happens when you act like a slut around me.ā€
You scream. Genuinely scream. Because he’s so deep, so hot, so good, and he’s not even pulling out—he’s just holding you down, grinding his cum into you, whispering sweet, filthy things as you fall apart underneath him.
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jazzband22 Ā· 1 year ago
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pondering my orb
#personal#it appears i have fallen victim to the situationship industrial complex#this little arrangement i found myself in has escalated from ā€˜friends who hook up’ to ā€˜boyfriend without the boy’#and it is becoming lets say emotionally distressing#because i am leaving town for the summer in just three short weeks! and for the past two months we have spent every free moment together#and putting our own individual codependent tendencies aside i really do like him#i havent been alone long enough to shift my brain out of girlfriend mode#because the thing is i loved being a girlfriend#apparently it was a significant part of my identity#which i didnt really realize until i wasnt one anymore#and i miss it!#i dont even miss the boyfriend i was the girlfriend of particularly#i just miss being a girlfriend i think#and now i have found a man who i would very much like to be the girlfriend of#hes respectful and emotionally intelligent and he fucks me so good and we have a lot of fun together i think#but the thing is is that i cant be a girlfriend again#because since it was such a significant part of my identity now that i am no longer a girlfriend i have lost that piece#and i guess i dont know what is supposed to go in its place#who am i if not girlfriend? what do i do when i am not girlfriending? who do i talk to when its not my boyfriend?#my life purpose is certainly not ā€˜girlfriend’#i mean its not supposed to be. i was pretty happy with it but everyone in my life is telling me thats not what im supposed to do#so what am i supposed to do???? i dont like being alone i dont want to be#i want to be girlfriend!!!!!!!#i was happy and i felt fulfilled#sure it was for the wrong person but the right one will come along#im not very good at the whole casual dating thing though. i mean clearly#because this man is probably not boyfriend material either#as much as i like him it is questionable whether he deserves my girlfriending#so how does one find ā€˜the’ boyfriend?#is it a futile exercise in the first place
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northgazaupdates Ā· 6 months ago
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Help Farah and her family!!
Meet Farah
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Farah received a severe head injury after her home was bombed by the occupation last year. It resulted in a fractured skull and brain bleeding, which left her disabled for several months.
To continue the treatment of her wound, she needs to evacuate outside of Gaza. However, this is very expensive, and her family is large. They cannot work due to the invasion, and have no way of raising the funds to pay evacuation costs, or to support themselves until evacuation is possible.
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Farah's family started a GFM campaign, but progress was very slow. Then GoFundMe had locked Farah's campaign for reasons that have not been made clear. Thankfully, her account is now reopened! Even so, total donations up to now equal less than 1% of their goal, despite being open since April!
The temporary locking of her campaign means that there has been no progress on it for over a week. Farah and her family are in a very desperate situation, and badly need your support. They will not be able to evacuate, or to survive in the mean time, without your help.
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She is still recovering from her severe head wound, and she and her family still struggling with malnutrition and living in a fabric tent in the mud. Please support her campaign, reblog this post, boost posts by Farah @farahyounis, and copy and paste the campaign link across social media.
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sevsgiirl Ā· 2 months ago
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Sevika headcanons please? Romantic & sexual, when she has crush etc? Pretty pleaseeee?
— sevika being a lovesick puppy for you
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synopsis: sevika doesn’t understand why she can’t seem to act normally around silco’s new hire. she’s never had a problem letting anybody know what she thinks about them, but you? you were different. and it was driving her insane.
note: my first req 🄹 so sorry if this was sloppy I did it last minute but I was just excited to write this for you. I hope you like it and thank you for sending this in!
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š–„” sevika wouldn’t consider herself a shy romantic. she isn’t the type to stutter when she sees a person she likes and she definitely has no problem walking up to people she finds attractive and asking them out. when she wants something, she goes for it.
š–„” that’s why she was baffled when she met you. you were silco’s new hire and when he informed sevika about you saying you were his new informant and that you’d be joining her in missions, she didn’t think much of it.
š–„” what she didn’t expect was her becoming so smitten by you that she avoided talking to you for the first couple of weeks. there was just something about you and the way you walked into a room and her eyes immediately gravitated towards you but she just couldn’t seem to muster the courage to introduce herself.
š–„” you assumed she was either just guarded or that she didn’t like you. you tried not to take it personally but you had to admit it was torture because you found the older woman incredibly interesting and wanted to strike up a conversation with her.
š–„” but it seems like whenever she sees you she refuses to acknowledge your presence. walking past you, answering your work related questions with either a hum or a nonchalant ā€˜yes’ or ā€˜no’
š–„” what you didn’t know is that sevika was losing her mind because she’s never acted this way around anybody.
š–„” perhaps it was your innocent and warm personality that made her hesitant to talk to you, because you were so different from her and everybody else that worked for silco. you didn’t seem like you fit here but you always got the job done when asked and that just flustered her even more.
š–„” not to mention, you’re hot. so fucking hot especially when you’d walk around in those tight fitted shorts you always wore that showed off your legs and thighs that made her mouth go dry every single time.
š–„” sometimes you’d do things by accident that would make her brain go haywire. whether it was leaning against the bar talking to thieram and you’d arch your back enough for your ass to poke out. how you’d fold your arms together and it’d cause your tits to be pushed together. how every time you’d talk to someone, you have this habit of tilting your head and biting your lower lip and she’d have to restrain yourself from biting her entire fist.
š–„” don’t even get her started on the way you say her name, your voice all sultry and sweet ā€œsevika? are you ready to go?ā€ she always ends up giving you a nod because she knew if she responded verbally she’d be a spluttering mess.
š–„” she didn’t want to come across as a bitch but she knew it was likely looking that way, but she just didn’t know how to act around you. it was frustrating.
š–„” eventually though, you’ve had enough and asked her about it ā€œsevika? can I have a word with you?ā€
š–„” she was backed into a corner and she tried so hard not to sound like an idiot ā€œwhat for?ā€ she asked, hoping you didn’t notice the panic in her tone.
š–„” you sighed, looking down on your feet ā€œI just wanted to ask if we’re good? I’ve been working here for almost a month now and I know it’s probably not that serious but I just can’t let it slide how you talk to everyone here but me. if I did something wrong that made you dislike me please just-ā€œ
š–„” ā€œwhat? no!ā€ she exclaimed which surprised you ā€œI mean… fuck. I don’t hate you, princess. you’ve done nothing wrong and you’reā€¦ā€ basically fucking perfect is what she wanted to say, but she stopped herself ā€œyou’re good. you’re more than good but I just have a hard time with new hires, it doesn’t help that you’re younger.ā€
š–„” ā€œwell, that’s silly. you know you can talk to me, I won’t bite.ā€ the implications of your words made her gulp ā€œhow about you come to my place this saturday and I cook you lunch? please? I really want to get to know you.ā€
š–„” trying to talk to you while there was so many people around was already a struggle, imagine being left alone with you ā€œI don’t know, sweetheart.ā€
š–„” ā€œplease?ā€ and there it is again, that tone you always use that makes her fucking melt ā€œI promise I’ll make it worth it.ā€
š–„” the next thing sevika knew, it was saturday and she was in front of your door wondering whether or not her decision to come to your place was a great idea.
š–„” truth be told, you had every right to feel hurt about sevika’s ambivalence towards you, but usually people would just let it slide because they were scared of her. you though?
š–„” ā€œsevika, hi!ā€ you said as you greeted her at your door ā€œI was wondering when you’d show.ā€
š–„” she offered an awkward smile ā€œyeah well, I didn’t want to leave you hanging.ā€
š–„” what she came to realize as soon as she arrived however, both to her pleasure and horror, was that you were good company to have around. which she hated. it was enough that she was not only attracted to you physically but the fact she was smitten by your personality as well made her want to pull her hair out. you could talk for hours and she’d listen to every single word.
š–„” ā€œI’m really glad we cleared the air because I was scared that I did something wrong for you to ignore me,ā€ you said with a sheepish smile as you ate lunch with her ā€œfor a moment, I thought I was being a show off which might’ve annoyed youā€¦ā€
š–„” sevika immediately shook her head ā€œno, that’s not… don’t ever think that.ā€ you blinked up at her, as if to coax her into saying what really was the reason why she avoided you like the plague.
š–„” and she thought since she’s here and there’s no point in acting like a sappy teenager at her grown age, she might as well come clean ā€œI just find you attractive is all, princess. you came in and you had this sparkle about you and I didn’t know how to handle it. I’m used to being surrounded with old men at work so seeing you - young, bright and full of potential… I didn’t know how to make of it.ā€
š–„” you were stunned for a second, your mouth agape ā€œsevā€¦ā€ you bit your lip as you look down on your plate ā€œwell… if it’s any consolation I must say the feelings are mutual.ā€
š–„” sevika’s eyes widened so much she swore they almost popped out.
š–„” ā€œwhat?ā€ she asked as you nodded.
š–„” ā€œyeah, you’re so experienced and good at your job and silco trusts you so much. that’s why it was a big deal that you liked me or not because the truth is, out of everyone at work, I crave your validation the most.ā€
š–„” her throat bobbed at your confession, an unmistakable heat pooling at her insides ā€œyeah?ā€ she said hoarsely.
š–„” you smiled ā€œI mean, of course, take it as you will. but I just wanted to let you know.ā€
š–„” sevika swore she wasn’t going to cave into the allure of your words, of what they suggested, you were the new hire and it’d be so unprofessional of her to make a move on you. she kept that in mind even as you both finished lunch and she was about to walk out your apartment and leave…
š–„” that’s why she doesn’t understand how she got here, stomach flat on the bed with your thighs trembling on both sides of her head as she licked a fat stripe off your leaking pussy. looking up at you with needy eyes and you stared back at her, a sly grin on your face.
š–„” ā€œoh seviā€¦ā€ you moaned ā€œand here I thought you hated me.ā€
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kalashtars Ā· 2 years ago
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it's been five days i'm going through withdrawal symptoms for 'a crooked touch'
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corkinavoid Ā· 10 months ago
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DPxDC More Shit Fae!Danny Has Said While Living With Waynes
Dick, opening his arms wide and going for a hug: hey, Danny!
Danny, looking him in the eyes without blinking: did you know that centuries ago fae really liked to crawl inside human bodies and use them as nests? I heard human insides are really warm and squishy.
Dick, sweating, frozen in place: ...no?..
Danny, smiling and cheerfully jumping to hug Dick: I didn't either!
Jason, because he is feeling adventurous today: I have a question. Where do Fae come from?
Danny: Ah, so B hadn't had the Talk with you yet, what a shame. So when a woman and a man love each other very much-
Damian: Enough of your foolish jokes, I do not wish to hear the sex talk from you. To answer your question, Todd, Fae come from the dreams.
Jason, deadpan: ...really?
Danny, very awkwardly: Um. Dami. Brother to my soul. I'm so sorry.
Damian: What?
Danny: I told you we come from dreams only because you were four. That's not actually how it works. We just fuck.
Duke, narrowing his eyes at Danny suspiciously: So, for the past week and a half, I've been having this recurring dream about you eating my brain with a fork like spaghetti. I was wondering, is it, like, a you thing or a me thing?
Danny, very offended: Duke! Not every weird thing that happens in this house is my fault! That is very rude of you!
Cass, after Duke had apologized profusely and left: You.
Danny, rolling his eyes: Yeah, okay, I did do that. In my defense, his fear tastes like the perfect greasy cheeseburger, and I have to get my fair share of junk food somehow.
Cass: >:(
Danny: Okay, I'll stop. Eventually.
Bruce, in his nth attempt at gaining information from Danny: How do you know if someone is a Fae or not?
Danny: Throw a fish at them.
Bruce: ????
Danny, not even looking up from his phone: Fish are scared of the Fae. So if you throw a fish at someone and the fish gets scared, they are Fae.
Gotham Rogues a week later: We have no idea why Batman keeps throwing guppies at us, but we collectively suspect his new child is to blame.
Danny: Oh, I'm forbidden to enjoy caraoke nights.
Steph, who suggested he join: What? Why? Is it some kind of punishment for the pizza incident?
Tim: No, it's because if he starts singing, we all lose our grip on reality.
Damian: And our dignity.
Danny: They mean they start dancing whether they want it or not, and I have videos to prove it. Wanna see Jason twerking? Or I have one with Tim and Bruce waltzing through the manor.
Steph, as everyone else bemoans their fate: With great pleasure.
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