#my boyfriend was a roommate

[vria]

just date your roommate and then never leave the house together

i just think people should want me carnally even though i never leave the house

[honingjongen]

Gotta give it to Reynolds for being able to make a 2 hour long gay slow burn enemies to lovers romcom

[pencilscratchins]

to everyone asking when i’m gonna post art again… hey guys i recently acquired six incredibly large clown paintings so i’m sort of booked at the moment

[casuallyanidiot]

Yandere roommate who is just nasty.

!Nsfw themes in this one!MDI!

Yandere roommate who desperately wants all of your attention. Good or bad, it doesn't matter to him.

You're always on the edge of snapping at him. He leaves dirty dishes out, empty cans and his clothing everywhere in your apartment. He even leaves stuff in your room! You have no idea what he could be doing in there anyways...

Yandere roommate hangs around you no matter what you do if you're home. He hovers over you as you cook, sits by you when you watch something on the TV, and he always seems to conveniently be walking in the hallway whenever you were using the restroom. He was big on physical contact too. He would let his hands wander down to your hips or thighs, and you would have to silently pull away from his touch.

Yandere roommate loves it when you so much as look at him. Shivers run up his spine whenever you yell at him for how he never cleans, or to give you some space. He's not actually lazy or messy, he just wants you to seek him out for once.

Yandere roommate who likes to sneak his cum into your shampoo, lotions, and soaps. He get's a rush knowing that at any point of any day, you'll be covered in something of his. He's even worse when it comes to food. You don't trust him to cook for you very often. There's always something off with the way his dishes taste, but you don't want to be rude. He always seems so excited to see you choke down the all too salty meal.

Yandere roommate who's so shameless about stealing your underwear. He claims that it's a mix up from the laundry room, but you know for a fact he doesn't wash his clothing often enough to justify how many times you've found your intimates, both clean and unused, in his possession.

He's just so gross, but he pays more than you do on the lease, and you're too broke to afford to move anywhere nearly as nice. You wish you could get rid of him every time you catch him spying on you while changing, or every time you watch him get hard while you yell at him about dishes.

He's getting worse, too. Last week he actually grabbed a handful of your ass in passing, and you glanced at his phone while it was open to find several photos of your sleeping face.

Yandere roommate always has a lame excuse for everything, and you wished you were in any other position where you weren't forced to buy them.

[chicle-exe]

love them too much

[turbotastico]

I like to think that Felix and Turbo didn’t get along at first. Turbo, being the competitive freak he is, sees Felix as a potential rival and frequently scoffs at him or tries to annoy him.

On the other hand, Felix tries to be patient and a good neighbor, but Turbo often manages to get on his nerves.

For Turbo, this scoffing soon turns into a need for attention

Felix’s attention

even though he doesn’t quite understand why.

For Felix, tolerating Turbo becomes a habit and he stops getting as frustrated as before, focusing on other things, which only makes Turbo crave his attention more.

Turbo: “You may be the shiny perfect new game, but everyone knows who’s really the best around here, repair-boy”

Felix: “Come on, Turbo, there's no need to be so jealous. Just... stop bugging me. It's not my fault everyone’s playing my game-”

Turbo: “The gamers might like you for now, but let’s face it, it’s me they truly adore”

[nart-is-a-monster]

Petition for more "And They Were Roommates" au fanart?

O7

[littlegeecko]

Daxton doodles from a vc grins

extra of the shirt one:

[elohelaye]

Darling and Atticus Roommate Shenanigans

as incorrect quotes

Darling: Hey, it's your turn to wash dishes. Atticus, raging on Valorant: I'LL WASH THE WALLS RED WITH YOUR BLOOD. Darling: 'Kay, but before that, wash the dishes, also use soap this time?

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Atticus, pointing: May I sit there? Darling: That's my lap Atticus: That doesn't answer my question.

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Atticus: WHAT’S YOUR TYPE Darling: Anything, honestly, but nerds especially Atticus, desperately, as Darling bleeds out: YOUR BLOOD TYPE Darling: Oh! B positive. Atticus: DONT TRY TO CHEER ME UP JUST TELL ME YOUR BLOOD TYPE

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Atticus: I made tea. Darling: I don’t want tea. Atticus: I did not make tea for you. This is my tea. Darling: Then why are you telling me? Atticus: It is a conversation starter. Darling: That’s a lousy conversation starter. Atticus: Oh, is it? We are conversing. Checkmate.

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Atticus: Let’s watch Sharkboy and Lavagirl. Darling: Okay. Atticus: And make out during the scary parts. Darling: Th- Darling: The scary parts. Darling: Of Sharkboy and Lavagirl.

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Atticus: You saved me. I owe you my life. Darling: No thanks. I’ve seen it and I’m not very impressed.

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Atticus: I actually have a black belt. Darling: In what, karate? Atticus: No, from Gucci.

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Darling: So what’s for dinner? Atticus, staring at the food he just burnt: Regret.

[orionsd00dles]

I love @dreadpirateurania13's Ever After High Varigo fic sm! So I drew @nart-is-a-monster’s Varian Gale design bc he's so adorable :3

[wreckrinho]

My fav casino!sammy drawings so far!!!

There is something similar between them, isn't there?-

And just now i noticed that i forgot his piercings in the first one....✌️🥺🔫🤛

[cyncerity]

Karlnapity doodles??? 🥺 The bbs <3

YES YES YES MY BOYS MY BOYSSSS

TY SQUISHY I WILL TAKE ANY AND EVERY EXCUSE TO BE ABLE TO DRAW THESE THREE THEY MEAN THE WORLD TO ME

ok so i kinda went crazy here cause it’s almost 2 am and i said “hey there’s an idea i’ve had for going on 3 years that i keep saying i’ll animate and never do.” so i finally did.

this is for a very very old au, it’s actually the first au on this blog and has 1 story; which is karlnapity. I won’t go into all the lore and stuff but i’ll link that story here for those of you who weren’t here in 2021, it’s how they ended up together in this au <3. Basis is Sapnap is a human, Quackity is an avian, and Karl is an Ermine hybrid borrower.

[thewingedwolf]

once again i am reminded why i prefer bb tumblr even if it’s less active and it’s bc people scream for “old school bb” like bb10 where michelle called libra a skank who should get her kids taken away from her but when leah is told by chelsie tucker likes her, attempts to flirt & hits a brick wall, then gets minorly petty with rubina over it (who was EQUALLY petty about leah) people are like “she’s a jealous hag you have to be a hater to like her” YEAH I AM A FUCKING HATER AND YOU ARE TOO SO WHATS HAPPENING HERE EXACTLY

[robinthetiredartist]

Yes I’m drawing Starguard, no you cannot stop me.

My gay emo men will reign over this page for a good while.

least it’s the only reign Starscream’s gonna be able to keep for longer then in the aligned continuity-

[scoliosisgoblin]

Also like, additionally

Your Blue is an amazing design, he can literally be your oc if you don't draw him in the canon yb outfit, literally he can be!!!

People had turned their au designs for official media into ocs for AGES, so don't feel tied down, do what you want and fuck the people who are miserable af

HELL YEAH

tbh my au's are so far removed from the game atp that the only way you can like associate them is Peter's heart emblem.

not sure if I ever posted this (it's a few months old), but they're my newer designs for all them? mainly did it because the old ones are horrendous.

But yeah, might rename them too :P. Peter will stay though, it's such a cute name

[chemicalarospec]

you've heard of: aroacespec "is this person flirting with me" confusion, now get ready for: Does this person think I'm flirting with them (and also are they flirting "back" with me) because I accidentally bumped into them a lot?