#my body is struggling lmaooooo

[umbreonwolfy]

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I love the Pinterest ones now that I actually use it XD

Obsessed with getting Adichi and Kurosawa for mood.

Not gonna tag anyone but if anyone see this and wants to, I wanna see what you got~

how does pinterest see you? search up:

~fashion

~pantone

~mood

~food

and put the first picture that shows up

mine:

tag ur moots!!!!

@batschistcrazy @julia-bonkers @girlbossblog444 @greengirllover @turnerside @ohmanareyoucereal69 +anyone who wants to join<333

[pendwelling]

TWSB Genderswap AU thoughts...

(Felt like exploring their designs while in the middle of writing my "What if TWSB Was Genderswapped? : Gender Expectations, Trope Subversion, and How Jung Eunseo's Gender Identity Affects QPB" essay/analysis (which somehow took an somewhat academic turn) 😭 Please look out for that, whenever I finish it... TvT)

I actually spent quite a bit thinking about this lmao (my thought process would make much more sense if you read my essay but it's still a WIP so 🥹👍) Have some fun silly abridged thoughts instead! :

Cédric M. Riester —> Ségolène Benz Riester

I firmly believe that female!Cédric would look a lot like her mom 🥹 Like Mother, Like Daughter! Long hair is a hassle when you're a swordsman, so she keeps it short... (until she gets jealous over Yeseo and Chris bonding over braiding hair TSK)(actually canon tho LOL)

I also gave female!Cédric the name "Ségolène" (Sieglinde) since it's the French female form of "Siegfried" (to which the author originally confirmed was supposed to be his name until it was changed to better fit the Riesterian setting)! "Céline" was also an option, but there's already a Riester ancestor with that name (Ced's grandmother and Frédérique's mom) and I didn't want them to just switch their names or make her "Céline II", and I'm already SO biased towards "Ségolène" hahaha

(As for the middle name. Well. LMAOOOOO It's self-explanatory, but if you're curious, see the screenshots of my IG story justifications later below! I also just thought it was. really funny OTL)

Christelle Olivier Rambouillet —> Christian Aude Rambouillet

A pretty-looking young man by the name of Christian... I chose "Aude" as the middle name, since that was the sister of "Olivier" in the "Chanson de Roland" where the name comes from! It works well, I find, because Aude is also the betrothed of Roland, which ties in to "Christelle/Christian's" character setting of "love interest", and how Ga-in would eventually gain agency outside of it.

I kept male!Chris' hair long because of the significance it carries for Ham Ga-in who couldn't cut it out of respect/guilt for Ollie 🥲 It's quite a small but significant aspect of Ga-in characterization that would translate well into any version of their character: the notion of "this isn't my body, so I must take care of it well in the original owner's place". (And later, the implied future cutting of hair being the resolution of these dilemmas and internal struggle! I love Ham Ga-in a lot...)

(AND YEAH LOL CHRIS IS STILL SHORTER THAN CED, tho if you want to, you can choose to believe that Chris' 19y.o. body still has room for growth xD)

Jung Yeseo:

As for Jung Yeseo... hahaha her name can remain the same! I wanted to draw her as a pretty girl-next-door unnie, who looks studious, gentle, and cute (but surprisingly fierce when angry LMAO)

Major inspiration was taken from brown-haired shoujo-romance MCs! The original body of the MC from "I Raised a Black Dragon" was especially notable for me. Her design was really cute and always reminded me in some way of Yeseo... TTvT

Anyhow, she's naturally a girl who obliviously captures the hearts of both women and men 🥹👍

(And here's my initial messy IG story thoughts!) :

(Additional thoughts from my twitter/x thread 😭) :

In the first place, CeChri in a Genderswap AU would be so funny to me bc woah... Pretty Transmigrated Duke's Son MC x Handsome Crown Princess (who is taller than him)? Revolutionary. It'd probably be a very genre-convention-defying RoFan haha (I WANT IT)

ADDITIONALLY LAUGHING bc FredAu about the engagement would be like: "Sadie, do not worry, you'll like him. Young Lord Christian is a gentle young man known for his reserved personality, who is also very beautiful (reminds a bit of Alex when we were younger...)(insert nostalgic feelings)..."

🔥, after they've finally become acquaintanced: "Not beautiful at all."

🌊 "WTF????"

🔥 "Not gentle either (TSK)."

Ségolène would probably even get pissed off seeing Chris' long hair. As a knight, she always thinks about convenience. Besides, her father could pull it off because he was very beautiful.

🌊 "WOW! Are you really calling your own fiancé ugly then???"

🔥 "And short."

🌊 "............."

Also thinking about Yeseo first transmigrating, trying futilely to remember what Ségolène looks like. According to Eunseo, the main female lead is very beautiful, so Yeseo images a gorgeous woman with long ebony hair who would look amazing in ornate ball gowns worthy of her position as Crown Princess. A cold-hearted beauty.....

Reality —> Gorgeous, tall woman, broad-shouldered and muscular, with short hair and wearing a knight's uniform.

🌷 "!!!?" (JAW DROPS)

'Wow!? Are the standards for female love interests different these days??'

Yeseo is so flustered she can't raise her eyes (Ségolène is too tall 🤭)

"In the first place, isn't the gap between the FL and the 2nd FL too large...?"

Ségolène: Tall, stunning woman in a uniform with fierce eyes. Hair as dark as the night, a figure that looks undoubtedly very reliable and strong. Great with the sword, and would definitely cut you down without hesitation if need be.

Losna: Significantly shorter, gentle-looking beauty with sly eyes. Long golden hair that curls coyly at the ends, divine-looking yet somewhat enticing like a siren. Soft hands that have never touched a blade, but whose tongue could cut deeply while delivering words in the kindest tone.

🌷, heart pounding, flustered (DENSE): (chuckles) "If I were a man, my heart would definitely be in a frenzy! Even the MC is very pretty, too... They truly are the protagonists!!"

🔥 (piercing stare)(wants yeseo so bad)(is it possible for someone to be so lovable?)(cuteness aggression is so real)

🌊 (thinking about how to make yeseo their priest partner)(very determined and having fun)(already making plans to have everyone in an arranged official sleepover that lasts a lifetime<—somewhat warped view of marriage)

Whenever people see CYC together, it's as if the Empress, Cardinal, and Prince Consort have come back from their youth.

A cold-looking and stubborn Crown Princess with a sword, a young powerful Cleric with a gentle face, a Duke's strong and pretty son with long hair.........

FredAu: (fluffy atmosphere, warm sentimentality, fond memories.....)

🌊 "...? Why are they looking at us like that?"

🔥 (knows from FredAu's gazes that she has gotten parental approval)(like mother like daughter LMAO)

🌷 (doesn't know that her fate has been sealed TSKKK)

(If you can't tell, I'm having a lot of fun with this AU LMAO. Please look forward in 19474893 years when I finally finish my What-if Genderswap AU very-serious essay about this topic TTvT👍

[aventurineswife]

Lmaooooo the one with Yor Forger!Reader 😆 Any chance we could get that with Sushang, Feixiao and Qingque? 🤣

Just imagine…someone daring to take a bite—

And then straight keeling over dead to the world. ☠️

“When Love Cooks... but the Kitchen Revolts” | Part 2

Tags: Sushang x Reader, Feixiao x Reader, Qingque x Reader, Crack Fic, Humor/Comedy, Food Gone Wrong, Culinary Disaster, Over-the-Top Reactions, Slight Angst (if you squint), Unintentional Poisoning, Bad Cooking.

Warnings: Food Horror, Exaggerated Reactions, Implied Food Poisoning.

A/N: MY GIRLS ARE GETTING RECOGNITION‼️🗣️🔥✨

[Part 1] | [Part 3]

[Header credits]

Sushang was eager. Very eager. Her wide grin could almost be mistaken for excitement—or was it fear? Either way, she was excited to try what you had prepared for your meal. After all, she was always willing to test her strength against challenges, even culinary ones.

Sitting at the table with her chopsticks poised, Sushang watched you carefully lift the lid from the steaming dish. Her eyes widened with hope, but as the lid was removed, a heavy, ominous cloud of smoke wafted up. Sushang’s eye twitched uncomfortably, but she pushed forward, determined to taste the dish.

A single bite.

The moment it hit her tongue, her entire face went pale. Her hand quivered as she swallowed—if you could even call it swallowing. Her stomach churned in rebellion, but her pride prevented her from showing weakness. For a few moments, Sushang managed to sit still. And then…

BAM!

Her eyes rolled back in her head, her chopsticks dropped, and she slumped forward onto the table with a loud thud.

"Th-the flavor... it’s... it’s like… poison, but worse." Her voice came in a dazed, muffled tone from beneath her arms.

You winced and muttered an apology, unsure whether Sushang had actually fainted or was simply overwhelmed by the sheer force of the meal. Either way, it was clear that your cooking had struck a blow greater than any battle wound.

Feixiao always thought she could handle anything. She’d survived a life of violence, fought against abominations and enemies alike—how bad could a home-cooked meal really be?

When you called her over to try your cooking, she arrived with a casual, confident stride, expecting a delightful meal to complement her otherwise personality. But then the smell hit her—overpowering, strange, and almost wrong.

She eyed the dish warily, an unusual shudder running down her spine. "You... want me to eat this?"

Her heart told her she could handle anything. Her pride as a general told her she had no fear.

But as she took that first bite, her world shifted in a way it never had before. The moment the food touched her tongue, the fury of Moon Rage coursed through her. Not because of her affliction, but because her body rebelled against the impossible texture and the flavor so harsh that it nearly shredded her soul. Feixiao's eyes widened, her hand shot to her mouth, and before she could control herself, she vomited onto the floor.

“That,” she coughed, gasping for breath, “is a weapon of mass destruction.”

Her ears drooped, a rare moment of vulnerability seeping through her usual battle-hardened demeanor. You stared, horrified.

“Don’t worry,” Feixiao said, wiping her mouth and struggling to stay upright, “I’ll... I’ll survive.”

But just as she attempted to regain her composure, the general’s knees buckled, and she crumpled into the nearest chair. “Moon Rage... is kinder than this...” she muttered, slumping down in defeat.

[Header credits]

Qingque had heard the rumors. The food that could make even the toughest warrior faint. She was curious but, above all else, intrigued by the possibility of surviving the meal. After all, as a fan of all things quirky, she wasn’t one to shy away from a challenge—no matter how lethal it seemed.

She sat across from you with a small grin on her lips, as if savoring the potential disaster. When the plate was set before her, the aroma was enough to make her eyes water. It wasn’t that it smelled good; no, it was suspicious. But Qingque was brave, so she lifted the chopsticks and took a tiny bite.

At first, it wasn’t so bad. There was an odd, almost humorous flavor to it. Like burnt something with an aftertaste of... did she detect metal? But she kept chewing, determined to understand this creation. The more she chewed, however, the worse it became.

It wasn’t food anymore—it was a force of nature, rising within her, threatening to take over her senses. Her cheeks flushed, her hand clutched the table, and her usually bright eyes narrowed.

“...No... no, this is—”

And then, with the most dramatic flair, Qingque flopped backward in her chair, one hand pressed dramatically to her forehead.

“Please... if there is an Aeon of Hunger, I beg of you... spare me,” she gasped, “I’m... dying.”

You were horrified, muttering frantically as you checked to make sure Qingque was still breathing. “Wait, no! You’re not—”

"I’m alive," Qingque groaned, lifting a hand. "But this... this is beyond death. I'm too alive. I don't know what's happening, but this... is not food. It’s a curse."

[tommyssupercoolblog]

It's honestly so funny that a medical professional had to sit us down like

"Okay obviously you're a system and and your pre-existing diagnosises for ADHD and autism still stand, but Tommy? Tommy, you specifically, look at me- Tommy you have some sort of personality disorder. Tommy you as an alter specifically, like separate from everyone else, have some the symptoms and criteria for some sort of personality disorder. You are kind of extra fucked up. Which one? Listen we'd have to test you again just in different personality disorders to know so we'll find out later. For now just continue avoiding having meltdowns and take this special thing on your record that says "this motherfucker has some sort of personality disorder" on it in case you need that for medical reasons or something, but at some point we have to figure out what is going on with you Tommy. You are like. You need extra help dude. Tommy you're like double fucked up. What are you supposed to do about this information if we don't know which one you have yet or how to treat it? Nothing different from what you already do to relieve symptoms actually. But just be aware you're like, OFF off you know"

Like it is genuinely helpful to know why I struggle with the things I do and I'm sure as we learn more this will be great for my mental health but also they really said "oh YIKES get some help and new studies done on THIS FUCKER in particular, Jesus what is THAT THANG??!!!!" While I sat there and blinked at them autisticly with a ":p" ":3" type face an kicking my little leggies around.

Like "We need reinforcements, there's this fucked up little Twink in here and this little guy can fit so much disorder in him; he's physically vibrating from all the disorder stored up inside his tiny catboy body"

Anyways. Sippies my hot chocolate. Guess I'm some kind of symptom holder or something LMAO idk ✌🏻🌈✨ kicks my leggies I guess I'm just so special and the main character that I get an extra little disorder as a treat!! #maincharafterinnit LMAOOOOO

[et-cant-phone-home-no-signal]

The Last of Us HBO - Episode 2 thoughts

Warning: Pure yapping ahead! More thoughts and things I've noticed watching the show, it's not serious and I don't invite arguments (fellow yappers are more than welcome though)

(continuing with my episode by episode analysis of the tlou show, it's a long one folks! all chronologically written as i was watching the episode. spoilers under the cut)

Fantastic opening - love that we get to see the initial discovery in Jakarta and that they speak Indonesian only! It removes the show from a purely American pov and makes it international, which is something I personally missed a little from the game so it's a welcome addition

The little detail that the military men walk so fast, she has to jog a little to keep up

I like the fact that they didn't even try to cover the dead body at all - why would they?

Same girl I'd have that exact same reaction too 💀💀 visceral as shit

The following visual of the cordyceps reaching out of the corpse's mouth.... Eugh

Ibu Ratna's reaction after hearing 14 workers are missing - her shaking so badly she has to put her cup of tea down, her face reads of pure undiluted horror 🙌👌 - worth mentioning that the casting of Christine Hakim is absolutely top tier (she's basically the Dame Judi Dench of Indonesia fr) and she really brings a gravitas to the role

I find it fascinating and refreshing that the first thing the military man does is to ask about a vaccine or medicine to fix this situation, but the scientist/professor, instead says with absolutely certainty that there is nothing, and then proceeds to say with an eerily calm and assertive tone and face that they must bomb the city. Terrifying yet wonderful that they've finally used a different format to this conversation

Ibu Ratna stifling her sobs and asking to go be with her family, because she knows there is no other solution - Brava

That soft, gentle opening shot of Ellie curled up in the sun on a lush bed of green, a single butterfly crossing over *chef's kiss*

Her turning to see Joel and Tess, sat in the shadows on chairs, Joel with his gun drawn lmaooooo that's comedy right there

Ellie's sass at the interrogation 🤌

"There's not gonna be anything bad in here?" "Just you." "Oh, funny." 💀😂

The fact that Joel broke his hand beating that guy to death - the way Tess looks at Joel, all knowing and vaguely soft

Tess defending Ellie indirectly by wanting to continue with bringing her to the state house - Joel wanting to return to the QZ and saying it would be better for FEDRA do shoot her than them 💀

"You need to stop talking about this kid like she's got some kind of life in front of her." Damn Joel, Tess' face says it all

Joel: struggling to break of a piece of EXTREMELY dry and chewy jerky, Ellie: sammich

Ellie in the warm light, Joel in the cold dark, and Tess in the middle of the two?? Gorg

It's so funny how terribly Joel and Ellie get on at this point, like, they basically hate each other my god

"If she so much as twitches.." *Ellie immediately starts twitching* and then Tess's "Don't." She is so done with these two already lmao

The iconic scenery 🙌 the two massive skyscrapers with one leaning on the other? Oooohhh yeah

The fact that Tess stops and answers Ellie's questions :')

I can't stop looking at Ellie's bag it's just so accurate I love it

"Well, I mean, you got some balls on you, sister." SLAY girls support girls ✨

The specific way Ellie says "no" at the boyfriend question 💅

It's interesting that Tess' reaction to hearing the description of what we know to be a bloater, is "shit, I hope not", insinuating perhaps that she and Joel haven't dealt with those before, but then the way that she looks at Joel after Ellie asks about clickers tells me they know exactly what she's talking about with that one

Immediately after we hear a loud ass creepy scream in the distance, okay!

The set designers got this shit so extremely right goddamn, the hotel gotta be one of my favourite locations fr - I love that they still included this location even if it's at a completely different place in the original story, it works so well here and with Tess added on, the humour is great and the way the characters interact is fun and interesting (Joel's little hop into the water especially gets me, he's such a shit lmao)

Ellie is genuinely so fucking funny I love this kid

Joel offering his hand, immediately snatching it back once she's mostly up cause it's his broken one (but you can see it's more than that)

"Fuck, holy shit." "Come on, it wasn't that bad." "You try climbing ten fuckin floors with our knees. See how you feel." 😭😭

Joel's face at being left alone with Ellie lmao

"Nice knife." great conversation starter Joel, but also, reference to his pocket knife Sarah held in the previous episode? He doesn't have it, when did he have time to grab it after all, but yeah. Maybe I'm overthinking this lmao

"Where'd you learn to do that?" "The circus." *Joel rolls his eyes with such exasperation taht I can feel it through my screen*

"How long do infected live?" "Oh, I thought you went to school." "It's a really shitty one."

Joel avoiding answering the question about the FEDRA dude he killed due to Tess returning is peak writing

I really enjoy how the infected are portrayed in the show - they're not just individuals, they're part of a hive mind in a way, the mycelium connects them all one way or another, and they act like it (the way they all react to sunlight and extra so because they all react to each others pain as well, wow)

Added onto that, this extra lore about the way the cordyceps works is fantastic, it makes it even scarier that, according to Tess, you can accidentally wake up and attract infected from somewhere totally different - this means you're never actually safe 💀

Really love how Tess is so damn nice to Ellie all things considered. Still answering her questions, telling her she has to be careful, that just because she's immune doesn't mean there's no danger

"I have a spare hand." "Congratulations." 😭

I do love how quick Joel is to run over to Ellie whenever something happens (her swearing, falling over, gasping loudly)

The look that Joel and Tess share - they think they know and they're probably right

Dad mode™ activated

That building is anxiety central for me

Joel is so jumpy and twitchy it's a little funny tbh, I like it

Ellie's "oh shit whoops" face

Joel helping Ellie up :')

The sound effects 😭💀😭 they got the same team that did the game clicker sounds to do the show ones and I can TELL

The anxiety is palpable!! My stomach is in knots!! The entrance of the first clicker is terrifying!!

Joel's silent, almost sign language like, explanation for Ellie 😌

The clicker actors are fucking amazing jesus christ. And the special effects and makeup? So GOOD wow absolutely grotesque <3

Not me gasping with Ellie

If I were there I'd probably just hide under a table and hold my breathe 😭

I find the clickers to be quite bird-like, in game and in show

The silence as Joel reloads his gun, the sudden much closer clicking, the flashlight shining directly in its face 🤌

Joel now being the one to step on something crunchy 😩 THE WAY THE CLICKER LAUNCHES ITSELF AT HIM AND ELLIE ACROSS THE DISPLAY

Ellie crying out with pure fear and Joel holding the clicker back more so it's on him not her - HIM PUSHING HER BEHIND HIM!

BIG TESS SLAY

Impressed by how calm their reactions all are to seeing Ellie get bit (?) again (I thought it was more of a scratch at first but I assume it to be a bite due to their reactions to it)

"That was scary, this is wood." HA

The way Tess looks at Joel when he's busy wrapping her foot with diligence and care

I think this is the first sign that Tess had been bit, Joel seems to be looking at her like "what the hell is your problem" but listens and goes to watch Ellie anyway

The view line 😭🤌 love how we basically get this exactly from the game, including Joel looking at his watch :'(

The music 🙌

Second time you can really notice that Tess is differently - she handles Ellie harshly for basically the first time ever and totally ignores Joel

Joel moving Ellie away from the dead body

The squelching of the blood EUgH

Go makeup team go!

Oeiii screaming match :( mom and dad are fighting

The step back speaks volumes

"Oops, right?" just stab me it would hurt less, Anna's delivery of that line is heartbreaking

In fact little quick note of love to Anna Torv, she's such a fucking amazing actor and I love her portrayal of Tess so so much, she brought warmth, strength and balls of steel to the character fr!!

The fact that Tess basically confesses her feelings here, proclaims the knowledge that she feels something for Joel that he was never entirely able to reciprocate back, my god - her BEGGING him to take her because she knows nothing about the future but she believes that Ellie can change it in some capacity

Pedro's eye acting here is so potent, he says nothing but his eyes and face say it all

The mycelium!!!!!! Terrifying that in show canon, infected can basically call for backup!!! Brilliant addition and makes them so much more intimidating (also I HATED seeing the mycelium creep under that infected person's nails that really got a shudder out of me)

God bless the extras

Tess my beloved you make me cry so much you're amazing and you deserved better 😭 she's brave as fuck for this

Joel shaking, his lips quivering because fuck, she's going to die, and now he has to be fully responsible of this kid and he can't do this without her but he's gotta - the anxiety and fear in his eyes, his firm resolution after she says "save who you can save", the way he SNATCHES Ellie and walks away, Ellie fighting him tooth and nail but he knew she would, thats why he grabbed her like that.... I'm honestly just in so much awe and pain from this scene

The fear is Tess' face is so 😭😭

FUCK NO THAT ALMOST MADE ME THROW UP I WASN'T EXPECTING THAT JESUS FUCK. That was disgusting what the fuck 😭😭 don't know how to feel about watching the fucked up kiss of death like, eugh

The feeling when after failing to light the damn thing, she finally gets it, feels almost like a relief after all of that

Joel "big sad brown eyes" and Ellie "big traumatised brown eyes" will be the death of me

This is such a fucking sad ending to Tess' character but also, satisfying since she didn't die in vain

That final shot of Ellie alone with the burning state house in the background, sun beating down and a soft breeze in her hair, damn

If you make it to the end, thanks for reading! It's literally just my running thought process whilst watching!! Do you agree with some of my notes, was there anything you noticed that i didn't? Comments and reblogs welcome <3

Episode 1 thoughts:

Episode 3 thoughts:

[nabaath-areng]

Nevermind the fact that I don't even know what to buy cause of course I have to be in a period again of struggling to eat anything without feeling like I'm going to throw up, because of course I can't be normal in that department either and just HAD to have a fucking eating disorder too. And haha funny how of course I have to sit here now that I finally was allowed to be awake because oh what's this? Bitch ass sleep disorder too??? Why can't I have at least one thing that's fine and normal??? Why do I have to be buried with my own body as the coffin??? Why can't it at least stay relatively stable rather than getting rapidly worse as I age???? My fucking great grandpa was healthier than me until his death at 102 and my mormor and morfar run around all fine and dandy in their 80s like their parents did well into their 90s and 100s. My punishment for being a carbon copy of my farmor whose side is where all these physical issues come from LMAOOOOO

[xstarkillerx]

I found you through one of your starkiller posts and I remembered how horny I can be for that man. Just imagine him coming back from a mission, all bruised and battered. He is so touch starved that you tending to his wounds quickly turn into something way more heated.

I found this in my drafts, lmaooooo this is from ages ago

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA hold on I need to take a second to breathe, because why is the thought of this making me sweat, it's so good.

I'm going to be honest though I've made multiple attempts at answering this ask, adding context, building plot (both attempts under the cut), but I really struggled with it for some reason. I realize now that, that's because all of that was in service of the singular image this put in my head, so I'm gonna cut to the chase and talk about THAT, and if you want some of the failed attempt at backstory, it'll be right there under the cut.

Now, Starkiller knows how to tune out pain, Vader made sure of it. But warmth? Delicacy? Careful, loving hands? Even if they're shaking at the sight of him in this state, it's a far cry from the cold, efficiency of med droids. He doesn't mean to, but it gets him so fucking hard.

Like, I'm sorry all I could picture his him bruised up and bloody with a gash on his thigh getting stitched up by you. And it's the WARMTH, ok the warmth of your hands that gets him first.

Droids are efficient and cold, paying no mind to his pain in pursuit of swift medical care. Your hands are careful, mindful of every bruise and stinging scrape on his body, and warm, so warm against his cold, exposed skin. He doesn't mean to but, fuck it gets him so hard to be touched like this.

His breath is quick, and shallow, not with pain, just with sheer want and shame. And it's not that you don't notice he's hard, or that his huffing and puffing above you while you work on his leg doesn't bring images of other things to mind, but maker not now Starkiller, not while he was seconds from bleeding out only half an hour ago.

You patch him as quickly as possible, but you're a pilot, not a medic, your hands are shaking seeing him in this condition. When you finish, with dry bits of his blood on your fingers, he takes your hands into his massive ones, brings them to his lips and kisses them all over. Palms, wrists, knuckles.

[trippygalaxy]

⛩️))

Chime is amazed by wild hyrule minus the annoying monsters that keep ambushed her and the chain but worse is wild is pushing himself to far and chime shift to her big wolf body to finish off the monster she had than go help the chain finish off their monsters.

Chime walk over to wild and bite the back of his neck shirt and lift him off the ground to walk over to were hyrule is so wild can be heal as wild struggles against chime. The chain watch this and some laughing to seeing wild struggles til hyrule have wild and is healing him.

Another imagine

Chain make camp some were in the woods and chime went around to collect herbs and anything else edible that the wood can provide and see a wolf with strange markings with blue eyes amd that wolf notice chime amd walk over to her as chime see this wolf and gently petting the wolf and she smell twilight scent from this wolf.

Chime: brother wolf?..that you?

Wolfie bark back to chime and chime nod to know that's him.

Chime: I'll be back..soon..went looking for-

Wild: chime!

Wolfie and chime look to see wild and ran to the two.

Wild: chime there you are, glad wolfie found you!

Chime: you mean, brother wolf wild.

Wild stop to hear the nickname she given to twilight and look only to see wolfie as wolfie watch the two yet he's trying to give a sign to wild on make a move already.

Another imagine

Chime went out to look for legend since he's been gone from the chain for nearly three hours and she find a trap but hear cursing words and tiny pink paws poking out trying to claw its out as chime look confused til she realized that the cursing words sounds like legend so she call out legend nickname.

Chime: bunny is that you?

The trap stop moving and a quiet curse word again as chime walk over and undo the trap yet stick her hands inside the trap to grab something furry and lift it up to see a pink rabbit with legend vest on.

Chime & legend:............

Chime: your so cute bunny..

Legend: no! I'm not cute!

Chime smile glad legend is okay and she held him while petting him turn around to walk back to the chain to figure out on how to turn legend back.

Another imagine

Malon met chime its quiet and malon grab chime and lift her up.

Malon: oh my goddess! Your adorable! I'm adopting you. Time you have a daughter now.

Chime is so confused ,the boys are confused. Time had to take a spit-take to his wife proclaim chime as their daughter, twilight have to save chime from malon since she didn't let go of chime for close to six hours and chime trying to ask for help.

Time: she can't be our daughter malon but she can be our daughter in law eventually-

Twilight: time stop, your not helping, your making it worse.

Malon giggle as chime trying gently to escape but malon grip that of a bear.

Chime: help please.

CHIME’s little ‘help please’ LMAOOOOO

nahhh chime, you stuck!! Good luck getting out of that hehehe! Mama Malon got arms of steel and a stubborn mind that rivals Time!

I live for ‘brother wolf’ thats so cute 😭😭😭 AND BUNNY LEGEND?! Him being so offended when Chime called him cute lol

Wild and Chime after battle cuddles?!? The sweetest thing ever

[firelord-frowny]

we’re overdue for a Violin Rant lmaooooo

YOU CAN HEAR IT!! OH MY FUCKING GOD!!! 

WHEN WORLD-CLASS SOLOISTS ARE PLAYING LARGE INTERVALS

YOU CAN FUCKING HEAAARRRR THEM SLAMMIING THEIR FINGERS DOWN HARD ONTO THE FINGERBOARD! 

YOU CAN HEAR IT!!! OH MY GOD!!!

STOP SAYING YOU’RE ~NOT SUPPOSED TO PRESS ALL THE WAY DOWN ON THE FINGERBOARD~!!! 

THE FACT THAT YOU ARE NOT PRESSING DOWN HARD ENOUGH IS THE REASON WHY YOU DON’T SOUND AS GOOD ASS THE PLAYERS WHO DO! 

OH!

MY!

GOD!

HILARY HAHN ANDD MARIA DUENAS AND EVERY OTHER OUTSTANDING PLAYER ISN’T GOING AROUND SLAMMING THEIR FINGERS DOWN BECAUSE IT’S ~WRONG~ YOU FUCKING NIMROD! 

THEY’RE DOING IT BECAUSE THAT IS IN FACT THE ONLY WAY TO GET THE NOTES TO SOUND THE WAY THEY’RE SUPPOSED TO SOUND! 

YOU PHYSICALLY CANNOT ACHIEVE CLEAR TRANSITIONS BETWEEN LARGE INTERVALS WITHOUT WHACKING THE FINGERBOARD! 

DON’T TELL ME THAT THEY’RE NOT DOING IT! YOU CAN FUCKING HEAR IT! YOU CAN HEEEAAAAR IT!!!

IT’S A SOFT, LOW, RESONANT “THUNK”! IT’S AN AUDIBLE PLOP! YOU CAN HEAR IT! 

I’M SO UPSET!

YOU CAN HEAR IT!!!! THEY ALL DO IT!!!!!!! THEY AAAAALLLLLL DO IT! 

THE MISCONCEPTION THAT YOU’RE NOT SUPPOSED TO DO IT THAT WAY IS EXACTLY THE REASON WHY SO MANY TALENTED PLAYERS FAIL TO EVER SOUND AS GOOD AS THE PLAYERS WHO ACTUALLY WIN COMPETITIONS/AUDITIONS!!! AND THEN THEY THINK THEY SOUND WORSE JUST BECAUSE THEY’RE NOT TALENTED ENOUGH WHEN IN FACT THEY’RE JUST DOING IT WROOOOOONNNNGGGGGGGG!!!!!

ok im done with all caps lmaoooo (can you believe i literallly just held down the shift key for all those letters instead of just pressing caps lock lmaooo)

anyway,

inevitably, the justification people give for insisting that it’s ~wrong~ to have firm contact between the string and the fingerboard is the claim that it causes tension, and can lead to injury.

which leads me to my NEXT all caps rant:

THE REASON WHY YOU GET TENDONITIS WHEN YOU PLAY DIFFICULT REP IS BECAUSE YOU HAVEN’T BUILT UP THE ENDURANCE!!!! 

INJURIES DON’T NECESSARILY MEAN YOU’RE TECHNIQUE IS INCORRECT! 

i mean it MIGHT be incorrect, but the single overarching reason for those kinds of injuries, ESPECIALLY in the left hand, is the fact that you haven’t spent enough time conditioning yourself! 

You have to train! You have to build! The overload principal applies to violin playing exactly as much as it applies to exercise! Yes, you’re SUPPOSED to reach a little further than what’s comfortable for you. But they key words are “A LITTLE”!!! And you can’t do it every day! you have to take breaks! you have to practice proper stretching and relaxation! 

If you try to learn the opening of Tzigane without having ever practiced several weeks or months worth of slow, easy G string exercises, OF COURSE you’re going to fucking hurt yourself, dumbass. it doesn’t matter how flawless your technique is if you’re straight up not physically capable of maintaining it. that’s like a scrawny ass weakling struggling to lift a 100 pound weight and then being shocked when they pull every muscle in their body! 

i hate you! 

[yncoreee]

NARINARINARII HAI guess whos bacckkk

pray that i wont disappear again bc this is like the 3rd time alr

I NEED TO TOUCH MY DRAFTS FUK

ANYWAYS the typical question hows ur life doing bc mines meh as alw

WELL I HAD THIS DREAM and i was going to this fancy big ass mc donalds apparently and the menus were in like this glass wall and I COULDNT FIND THE MENU I WANTED I WAS STRUGGLING TF?? but then I lined up bUT THEN THIS LINE WAS LONG AF and when I was abt to place my order an elderly old woman pulled me back and said that the line was longer and apparently it wasn't my turn yet 😑 but then when it was FINALLY my turn I thought I was broke but I checked my wallet and IT WAS STUFFED so I was gonna place my order and pay but then I fkn woke up.

THE END

"dreams have meanings" my dreams:

HIIIII CESSY!!!!! Omg you’ve been gone for a while 😭 hopefully you don’t disappear

Mines also meh…. Having the biggest writers block now I fear, thinking of giving myself a few days so writing doesn’t seem to stressful to me and I don’t rush most works

Your dreams so funny Lmaooooo

Ughhh it’s so annoying when the dream gets too good then that’s the moment you wake up like cmon’ it’s like the body is programmed to wake up when the dream gets tew good TT

Fr dreams are so weird 😭

[mangoposts]

one night we all went out to eat and my step dad got this pasta with shrimp in it. he got a box to put the leftovers in. a couple days later he takes it out of the fridge and my oldest brother who is ALLERGIC TO SEAFOOD decided to try it. if any seafood like shrimp is cooked with the dish, he can’t have it even if they ate all of the shrimp. he had a couple noodles and was fine. since he was fine, he decided to eat more. like ten minutes later he’s talking about how his nose and ears were itchy and his throat was closing up. you know that sound most, if not all, dads make when they’re trying to get mucus out of their throat? like the BLEEEEEGGGCCCCCHHHHHHH kind of sound LMFAO. it’s kind of similar to a cat hissing x10000000000000000. anyway, he was making that sound constantly and i was laughing SO hard. i was deadass struggling to breathe due to how hard i was laughing. even my brother who was STRUGGLING was laughing at himself. when he’d stop speaking id make the noise he was doing and it would instantly make him do it LMAOOOOO. he was like “i’m just going to get ready for a shower and see if the hot water and steam makes my feel any better.” as he was getting his stuff together for his shower, he wanted to put this army pin he got on his new hat. he wasn’t making the weird throat clear noise as much either. so he put the pin on the hat and was looking at himself in the mirror and asked if it looked good. i said “yeah, it looks good BLEEEEGGGCHHHHH” and he instantly started making the sound again LMFAOOOOOOO. what made it even funnier though is when i did that, he was doing a smolder type face while making that crazy ass noise. i laughed so hard i literally leaned back and slid down the wall because i couldn’t hold my body up. then while laughing he said “you just laugh at other peoples pain.” LMAO. and the thing is, he isn’t wrong either😭 like if someone’s genuinely hurt i’m not going to laugh. but if you stub your toe or something ill laugh at you. or if you bust your ass but you’re not hurt, i’m gonna laugh. it all depends on peoples expressions and the noises they make. i laugh at myself when i’m in pain too though depending on what it is. like a few years ago my dog ran full speed into my knee and i fell straight into the ground face first. she sprained my knee, tore a ligament, and almost tore my acl, and i was on the ground dying of laughter LMAOOOO

-🌸

Bro id be concerned asf like why is he eating that😭 I could tell this laugh added 10 years onto your lifespan tho i love it 😭😭😭😭

[prjctjenova]

reached out 2 my therapist to make an appointment before i'm due bc i hate myself lmaooooo

i hate my body and i hate being in it and it's so uncomfortable sometimes and i'm spending so much time with family at the moment bc weddings and i always seem to have a core memory moment and then something triggers a whole lot of nonsense and i'm back to square one lmfao

struggling v much with change and it's so frustrating bc whenever i actually open up and try to talk to people about it i just get some bullshit along the lines of "well that's life!" like yeah i fkn KNOW bitch i am struggling with it????????????????????????????? like it makes me feel like an idiot and that my struggles aren't valid and a lot of things that happened when i was younger family wise that i thought i was old enough to deal with are now coming up and surprise i probs wasn't actually old enough to deal with it lmao and people keep saying little things to me i KNOW aren't aimed or meant the way i've taken it but my brain is immediately like hey girlie you suck ASS and they hate you x

i want to scream so so so so so so loud tbh who down xxxxxxx

[linafication]

chubby girls? girls with stretch marks? girls with cellulite? girls with flat chests? girls with no curves? astonishingly beautiful.

chubby boys? boys with stretch marks? boys with cellulite? boys with large chests? curvy boys? incredibly handsome.

chubby nonbinary people? nonbinary people with stretch marks? nonbinary people with cellulite? nonbinary people with flat chests? nonbinary people with large chests? curvy nonbinary people? nonbinary people with no curves? absolutely stunning.

[bakatenshii]

the nails are looking SOOOO good hehe but like how do you learn to type with long ass nails.... i tried to get them once and 3 days after i took them out cause i couldnt even like open my phone

omfaialap ok so I’ve started growing out my nails and doing them since I was 13, slowly getting them longer and longer until I got shellac on natural nails from a salon for the first time when I was 16, and it kinda just progressed there on HAHAHA when I moved out for uni I found a nailtech I love and she’s been doing mine for 4ish yrs now? lit just tests out new styles and designs on me so anyways thats how theyre the length and shape they are now !!

I can totally imagine how difficult it would be to get used to no nails to extensions tho omg im so sorry you had to struggle ༎ຶ‿༎ຶ

BUT THANK U SO MUCH THEY R MY PRIDE N JOY !! <333

[spxrm]

it low key makes me feel weird when people talk about shawn’s weight bc I know he used to be really skinny which is why he started working out & he may be self-conscious about his recent weight loss

[lawusstuffs]

"I would love to but...."

Wicc?? Making full body in a digital comic AND no traditional art before digital??? That's cursed as frick.

Also, i realized that it's Thursday, not Wednesday lmaooooo, and I MANAGED TO FINISH THIS COMIC 20 MINS BEFORE CLASS LMAOOOO

I hope y'all enjoy this, i also changed my watermark and the comic page's number to gray after this comment, so that everyone could manage to read my comics without any struggle ^^