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pyropajamapants · 2 years ago
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source :3cc meow
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qoppybirdie · 11 months ago
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I worked so hard on this…ocelhira fans please gather.
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jujapaya · 6 months ago
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Haha. This is what happened right.
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carlitosalcaritos · 19 days ago
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your fave is problematic - Casper Ruud edition
- only engages his brain twice a year (clay season and ATP finals for some reason???)
- nearly became world number one when his biggest title was a 250 (finessing the rankings)
- JAAAAAAAA
- loves to give players their first top 10 win (most charitable man in the ATP)
- part time tennis player, full time golfer
- runs for dropshots like a cartoon character
- insane (not in love with Matteo Berrettini)
- in a love hate relationship with Holger Rune
- talented AND beautiful (some people are clearly God's favourites)
- happily engaged (none of us will ever have a chance)
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fishareglorious · 5 months ago
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i do a light chuckle once i remember hofmann and semmelweis are friends but then i remember semmelweis and marcus' suitcase interaction where they talk about her and i am once again inconsolable about this old woman's death
#reverse 1999#semmelweis#greta hofmann#certified storm moments#i miss hofmann so bad i know ill start sobbing when someone brings her up again in chapter 7#r1999 shitpost#i still think their canon ages are bullshit and theyre both older than canon in my head but yeah semmelweis is half hofmann's age (19 to 38#bluepoch i prommy you won't start profusely bleeding income if you make a character older than their mid twenties. i promise you that#nothing more but hofweis rambling after this you have been warned#anyways you mightve seen me here or there mention that i ship these two and. yes the age gap is a central theme to how i percieve them#semmelweis lived the dream (see how i say this in past tense) she bagged that old woman </3#the inherent angst of your partner being so much younger than you and close to death thanks to a terminal illness yet in the end#its actually you that dies first. and she ends up finding a cure to illness and ending up immortal. something something 'i will never see#how old age looks on you. you are breaking my heart.' and how it applies to both of their perspective towards the other#one went to vienna to (unknowingly) die and the other went there to live#koshka-sova said it best its a pair that dances round life and death. and can't forget about the inherent workplace yuri#also its funny thinking of marcus unwittingly finding out through either her arcane skill or some other method her mentor's coworker-friend#got it on with her. like i think the two start bonding because of hofmann but then one day marcus approaches her with haunted eyes and#shakily goes 'd...did you. did you and madam hofmann..? my arcane skill said. that you and. did you two......?'
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just-a-toast · 2 months ago
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ii 18 S2 Spoilers (shitpost)
I finally found out where the Meknife came from
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what if the Meknife was alive
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Captions for my terrible handwriting if you need them
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jsabaddict · 3 days ago
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When artists remember they have free will
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This features my friend @skittle-bug05's Banshee, a very chaotic woman.
We were joking around and then I just. I just had to.
Bonus doodle
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We love sillies here. We really do and always will
I'm shitsing
Anyways, another joke
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24-guy · 1 year ago
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Credit to @dellonthebell for this absolute banger of an idea.
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Screenshot of idea below cut.
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god-has-entered-my-body · 11 months ago
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"I am forever in alongside the boys in jumpers On bikes from schools and cars With autumn leaves fallen sparse across the mid-afternoon. She blazed about how cultural language is an operating system, A simple interface rendered feeble and listless When tested with a divinity or a true understanding of the human condition I never did understand the duality of art and reality, Living life and treating it as such but with a certain disconnect To touch that cajoles at the artist with comfort and abandon And between the spires and rolling roofs of the white city, That orange, English light cast only one, singular shadow For you are not beside but within me" - Loving Someone, the 1975
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gaymars97 · 5 days ago
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“Hey what’s the reason we thought there was gonna be an apocalypse in december 2012?”
My honest answer:
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Prism's concept art has been. Deeply on my mind. They had some killer ideas for her and ummm.....sobs in my hands. I love her?
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misiahasahardname · 1 year ago
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leenage gutant binja turtles
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goldentigerfestival · 4 months ago
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yuri lowell versus gacha games
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(*Rays translations in these screenshots belong to me and have been inputted into my own game. full scene hasn't been posted yet)
ability to use his arm and thus fight with that arm lost temporarily in Link before being beat the absolute fuck up by a guy who nearly captured him, threw him in a dungeon and left him barely alive;
brainwashed/memory wiped and given altered memories temporarily in Asteria;
a transgressor from apparently (game shut down before we got a backstory - or frankly anything else at all) being caught committing a crime and put on Vision Central and thus condemned by the majority of the viewers as guilty in Crestoria;
Yuri doing just fine in Rays except Flynn's body is being used by another guy and he does not fucking like it and has a glorious meltdown and is no longer doing just fine upon finding out.
that, uh, does not include the fact that he was seen by Glastein in Rays arc 4 who has a deep obsession with dark hair officially he says black hair but yuri's is purple i'll die on that hill and he also likes lukius' hair too which is clearly brown so uh I'M saying dark hair and commented very very creepily on the length and shine of Yuri's hair and how he wanted to take it home with him.
so yeah! uh! Yuri's gacha life, everyone!
#GTF Yuri Things#they trick you by giving out ample alts of him and making him front and center in all the games#(crestoria was about to so i give them that at least)#and making him all important in the stories... and then they beat him up physically or emotionally#like man Link arc 2 was NOT kind to him LMAO man was physically knocked around so bad#GACHA GAMES DO NOT TREAT YURI VERY KINDLY DO NOT BE FOOLED BY ALL HIS ALTS LMAO#nah i love you claw just. you know. you're still technically. brainfucked yuri. but. i love you bby.#i just wanted to make a shitpost abt the fact that yuri's gacha life sucks LMAOOOO#(reason i left out the glastein scene is bc i don't have that scene properly translated yet so it's not even in my game yet#i usually wait to put translated files into my game until i have the full scene done#so no creepy ass fuckin' glastein screenshots yet)#NOT TO SAY THE GACHA GAMES' STORIES ARE NOT AMAZING BC THEY ARE#just. yuri uh. well. he uh. he gets knocked around. he is not given the happiest storylines.#and no I'm not joking about the Yuri having a meltdown over Flynn thing#and I'm VERY strict about my own translations LOL#so no nobody can pull the ''weh weh she's just a shipper'' actually no i just tl what's in front of me and work with char tone#covering that base before someone tries to crawl up my ass bc god i know they're out there somewhere#whatever the original says i translate to the best of my ability without bias#i might like the content but i never alter content bc god knows i blow a fuse over loc yuri on the daily LMAO
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imtooautisticforthisshit · 4 months ago
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Just got absolutely read to filth (an author of Kakaobi fic also writes soapghost)
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awyeahitssam · 1 year ago
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Me, whenever I contemplate slipping back in time: I could probably make some money, but... all my fanfics will be gone. It'll take years for -that one story- to start, and it won't get -my favorite scene- until Sept. 2023. I'll have lost all my Bookmarks. What if I can't find -that one story-. Holy shit, I'm going to have to wait through the Slow Burn again—?!
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marsafter-dark · 2 years ago
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The SVSSS Teen Wolf crossover no one wanted or asked for. But yet it’s here.
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