#shitpost central

[rudjedet]

does it count as epigraphy when booty shorts say things on the butt?

A common misunderstanding outside of the field! Actually, booty shorts that say things on the butt are commonly referred to as dorsal inscriptions, with a distinction made between "high reliefs" or "bubble reliefs", and "mid-reliefs" or "flat reliefs". It is actually the first hand and in-depth study of these chiselled features that we refer to as posterior epigraphy.

[treffys-thunder-thighs]

*drops this meme before running in the opposite direction like I’ve just detonated a bomb*

[endlessnightskyshoutsback]

saw a moss ball in person today and had to physically remove myself from the situation so that i didn't steal it immediately.

[ask-walter-and-vince]

IT LOOKED AT ME FIRST

[hyakuryuu]

just finishing up chronicles

[podracerbarrelroll]

The worst thing that can happen to your favorite TV show due to the WGA strike is NOT your show getting canceled!

The worst thing that can happen is a rapid decline in quality of the entire medium because of the corporate greed model exploiting writers and trying to turn a viable career into a series of poorly paid gigs where they have no power and are forced into mini rooms to rapidly outline a series then left under the creative control of one overworked and exhausted lead writer.

The second worst thing that can happen is Supernatural.

[wildflowercryptid]

out-of-context j.b. doodle

[roipecheur]

Here's how to fix Frank Punisher.

First, retcon whatever happened in Punisher 2022. Say it was all a dream and Frank passed the test or whatever by not giving into the Beast at the very end, thereby defeating it. Or the Beast was possessing him the whole time, so none of that was really him, and also Maria was not like really Maria or whatever. I don't care, it's bad, it completely undermines everything that makes Frank as a character, and it needs to go.

So. At the end of Punisher 2022, he's in some hell dimension called 'Weirdworld'. That's fine, that can stay. This is the only good content in the entire run besides Frank's obligatory homoerotic moments with Daredevil.

Frank should get forcibly adopted by wandering children and accidentally catapulted into Dad Mode™ between unimaginable bouts of violence. This is probably the only time that run got him right.

Now, to bring Frank back. He needs a new Microchip. This guy can have some connection to the original David Linus Microchip Lieberman who Frank murdered to death for betraying him back in the early aughts, or he can just be some rando who took on the hackerman name.

He appears to Frank in Weirdworld as some sort of spirit while the kids are sleeping. New Microchip has projected himself in there using magic. He offers to bring Frank out of Weirdworld, but in exchange, Frank has to grant him a favor. Frank tells him to go fuck himself with extra sauce. New Microchip offers to save the kids, too, and Frank is a sucker for kids. So he agrees.

(I'm picturing New Microchip kinda like that nerd guy from the animated Atlantis movie, but OG Microchip was also fat, so like Atlantis guy with a little extra pudge. Cute, though.)

Frank is back on Earth. The kids are free and get sent to someone, probably Natasha because Frank trusts her and she'd look at them and go "what the literal hell" and I think that would be funny. New Microchip has a very Frank-like backstory where his family got killed, and he wants Frank to kill their killers. Frank is opposed because His War Is Over and he doesn't like being forced to do things. But he has to go along because of the magic deal.

Punisher skull comes back. Frank mows the people New Microchip wants dead down in a very typical, Frank-like way. New Microchip also outfits him with a battle van and provides really good tech support. When it's done, Frank is automatically released and is no longer bound to New Microchip.

Naturally, Frank goes to kill him. He finds New Microchip sitting out back looking at the scenery of some sort with a loaded gun waiting nearby. Waiting for Frank. New Microchip's job is done, and he gave up everything to do it. He expects Frank to kill him.

Instead, Frank is like. Grudgingly impressed that this guy had the balls to take what's coming to him instead of trying to run. He also likes his new battle van and could get used to that sort of thing. So, he offers New Microchip a job.

Ok. Here's the crucial part. If this was a new run, Frank should be done with this round of gratuitous violence by issue 3-5, and he and New Microchip should be fucking before issue 10. It needs to be played exactly the same was as if New Microchip were a woman. He's patching Frank up or something, and then they start kissing, fade to black, next page shows them in bed together.

Marvel needs to really play up Frank being bisexual. Not gay. Bisexual. Frank loved his wife, and that's very important to his backstory. Also, gay and not bisexual Frank gives off this weird vibe like being gay helped make him the Punisher, and that would be a nightmare for the PR team and for me personally. But they need to make him SO queer. To the point where people see those stupid thin blue line Punisher skulls and go...isn't that the one who has a boyfriend now?

Angry right-wingers with guns will be burning their shirts and tearing the decals off their cars. Frank's fan base will return to where it belongs: with weird comic book freaks who think he's a funny little guy.

One other thing. There has to be one splash cover where Frank is bridal carrying New Microchip to safety. There should be an explosion behind them. The explosion should, inexplicably, be in the shape of a skull. Picture this. It's very romantic.

[teabiscs]

idk anything about this ship but; sergei/mathilda

[sauriansolutions]

It's criminal how little kink content there is of A.zul in his mer form?

He is the embodiment of hentai. Why isn't this squishy, bespectacled, betentacled man an icon

[rudjedet]

making breaded turkey for dinner but setekh must've slipped a D52 in there when I wasn't looking

[contresixtes]

[endlessnightskyshoutsback]

there's something in the air, do you feel that? smells like.... paperwork

[keirou-kun]

When Life and Game cross over...

Same photo? >w> Seen in the wild at Walmart. It amused me.

In unrelated news, I'm rather enjoying Honkai StarRail >w> Second image by Hoplitx on pixiv

[hyakuryuu]

guys these are totally the legit lines sholmes says when lord stronghart calls for a recess to find and issue a subpoena to yujin mikotoba in 2-5

[podracerbarrelroll]

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Regular guy. Fucken wimdy. Holding on to that smile by a thread. Neck deep in water. Arrow just shot past his face and stuck in the wall but he's feeling zen about it. What a day I've given him.