#my baby actually
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catsinmugs · 11 months ago
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abel never thought he’d be starting life over again at twenty-eight but he’s more than okay with it!
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omgwhatchloe · 1 year ago
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the most gorgeous gorgeous outlaw ever
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notahungryjoke · 11 months ago
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cool kid Milos😎
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sleepymysterio · 1 year ago
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brb getting on pinterest to spread the babie mysterio agenda
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daddycassie · 8 months ago
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You are worth everything, you are everything nice 💕
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AAAAAA ERIN <33333333
WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE YOU HONEY?!?! 💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛💛😭😭😭😭🤭🤭🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
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freshfromskeletonhell · 8 months ago
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olivia-posting
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specialagentartemis · 2 months ago
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Scenario: a sample of your DNA was taken, popped into a cell, and cloned into a baby, gestated in a sci-fi artificial womb vat. The first time you or anyone in your family meets this baby is after it has already been born out of said vat. You can hold the newborn if you want, it's up to you, but it is a living breathing baby that was cloned from your DNA and is genetically identical to you.
I love clone philosophy. Give me all your philosophy of clones
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liquidstar · 1 year ago
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If my mom sees a significant amount of blood she gets lightheaded, and has fainted on some occasions. Once it happened when we were kids, I wasn't there to witness it but I heard the story from my dad. Basically my brothers, around 7 or 8 at the time, were playing outside while my mom was making their lunch, and she accidentally cut her finger. It wasn't anything serious, but it drew a fair bit of blood and she passed out. My dad saw this and rushed over, but he didn't really know what to do so he just sort of started slapping her to wake her up (not recommended, but he had no idea and panicked)
At that exact moment my brothers both came in from playing, and all they saw was our mom unconscious on the floor and our dad slapping her. So, like, without even saying a word to each other they both just INSTANTLY start whaling on him, like, full blown attack mode to defend our mom. Which obviously didn't help the situation, but she did wake up and everything was fine.
Now our dad says that he's actually really glad they attacked him over what they thought was going on, because it means he raised good boys. And I still think that's true, they're very good boys.
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crumplstiltskin · 3 months ago
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bros au but they're 12 years apart and jujutsu tech scouted sukuna quite young
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mychemicalbrromance · 22 days ago
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Guys ive been reading peak
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bearofohu · 6 months ago
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i love dialogue mods. i walk into the grocery store to buy some cooking oil and abigail calls me a faggot
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demigod-of-the-agni · 1 year ago
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Quick little drawing of our favourite queer Spideys 😌
Guys you can use this as a banner or a background or a header or whatever, as long as it’s credited you’re free to do so <333
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novaneondream · 3 months ago
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the best years are yet to come
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chloesimaginationthings · 5 months ago
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Baby weirded out the others in FNAF sister location..
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hinamie · 3 months ago
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parenthood was not on my 2024 bingo card but clearly life is full of surprises
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ditzybat · 4 months ago
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tim drake is the type of guy to drop random lore then walk away.
tim: ugh i hate baseball, it’s like, when you have to play it in order to save a whole planet once, every game after seem boring
dick: that’s not…
tim: only downside to that was how we almost totaled barts brand new spaceship
dick: what spaceship??
tim: oh, hi mom
shiva: hello timothy, how are you? still keeping up with your training i take it?
bruce: mother? she’s not your —
shiva: let’s spar then timothy, let’s leave it strictly non lasting injuries, i don’t rather feel like dying by your hand again today
tim: of course!! ^-^
bruce: again?
tim: man i forgot to take my meds again
duke: your meds for what?
tim: i have no spleen, so i have to take probiotics, it really is manageable but i dont know where those pills went
duke: i’m almost scared to ask, tim, how did you lose your spleen?
tim: weird spider dude, it was a whole thing
tim: you talk a lot of shit for someone who got replaced as heir to your immortal grandfathers empire by me
damian: you what!?
tim: i regularly beat his ass at online chess every week too, and i don’t think you’ve seen him since he stole your corpse
tim: here
jason: what’s this?
tim: a box of all the photos i took when i obsessively stalked you for your entire tenure as robin
jason: thanks?
tim: you’re welcome, bye!
jason: … creepy ass kid…
steph: so how did you to get together?
bernard: well —
tim: i saved him from a getting cut open by chaos monster cult members
bernard: yep, i was rescued from being a vessel for a greek god, and we just really clicked afterwards
steph: well, it’s better than the brick
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