#my ancestors are disappointed

[teisubrainrot]

[saintlysl]

goodbye why is romanian so difficult 😭

[crimson-nail]

she was running a little late for the photo but she’s here now!!

[nobitchs-world]

RUFF RUFF RUFF

I’m so sorry doctor Umar

I NEED HIM

[cookies-after-dark]

this is my first post on this godforsaken sideblog i truly just need a glass of water and some happiness. here you are, a badly written snippet of smut of shadow milk cookie for those of you that even want this 🥛🥛🥛

WIP of NSFW Shadow Milk Cookie x gender neutral!Reader post

warnings: explicit sexual content, slight beast x ancient mention, not proofread

MINORS DNI!

You turn away and cover your eyes, hiding your blush with your arm. "Do you have any shame at all?"

Shadow Milk Cookie's salicious grin turns devious. "No, my darling Poppet. I truly don't." He reaches behind himself and uses his fingers to spread out his ass even more. "And you would be a filthy, perverted little liar if you said you didn't love it~."

It was true; all his teasing, his slutty outfits and obscene little jokes. They riled you up, and seeing him spread bare to you all with that mocking smirk on his stupid jackass face, daring you to just do something about it...

"Not interested? Oooh, well~" Shadow Milk Cookie straightens back up and raises his arms in a luxurious stretch, throwing a playful glance back at you over his shoulder. "What else is a poor little pent up cookie to do about that? Oh, I suppooose...~" Shadow Milk Cookie makes a show of pondering something, tapping a clawed finger against his chin. "...I could go see our gloomy little friend instead!"

A hot flare in your lower stomach coils and pulses; your eyes snap back to Shadow Milk Cookie and you don't even have the decency anymore to pretend to stare at anything else than his hardened cock. He even gives it a couple of shallow, careless jerks upon seeing you watching.

"Don't wait up for us~! I betcha he'll very much appreciate aaall the special 'love' I have to give. Truly a shame you won't participate." Shadow Milk Cookie sighs and shrugs. "We'll be a few hours. Or days. I'll put a sock on the door for ya, how's that~?"

[gonetoforks]

PLEAAAAAASEE REMEMBER that disney’s still on the BDS list. as a polynesian myself i absolutely refuse to give micheal mouse any money for “representing indigenous people” (or whatever it was my white mom was saying) while they’re cool with indigenous people being bombed and starved and whatnot

[simminglytimeladies]

Shhh...

Just a low effort render, nothing to see here.

[wylanslcve]

WHO GAVE THEM THE RIGHT TO POST THESE ON THE SAME DAY AS IF MY HEART CAN HANDLE IT

[sekaithemystic]

as veilguard approaches and the dragon age fandom finally wakes up after years of slumbering, discourses have been going around as well and this is my state of mind while i navigate through the minefield of this fandom

[wolfofcelestia]

LMAO THE BOYS CAN INTRODUCE THEMSELVES TO YOUR PARENTS NOW

[wooootulwoooo]

Some spy vs spy designs and doodles

INVISIBLE YAOI?!👆🏽 (squint your eyes!!)

I had fun while making this it was g8!!!! (^_^)

(help me)

[lapdogchase]

if i werent heat intolerant and also from the north id have been so good at being from the south. i fucking love sweet tea

[moonylads]

careful, your inner coloniser is showing 🥴

careful, your inner cowardness is showing 🥴

[tetedurfarm]

too got dam hot to be outside rn, hiding inside with my fan until evening

[deafeningfanlight23]

Y'ALL, CHRISTMAS EMERGENCY 😭🙏

I'm not in Christmas mood cuz like I have some ermmm ✨family issues ✨ right now BUT THEY'RE FOR ME TO CRY ABOUT AT NIGHT NOT FOR Y'ALL >:D But it's like kinda okay I'm used to it so no worries! :D

BRO I SWEAR TO GAWD EVERY TSAMS CREATOR HAS SOME TRAUMA- 😔✋ LIKE IT'S A PART OF OUR JOB APPLICATION AS A TSAMS CREATOR 😭🙏

Got some tips on how I can feel the Holy Spirit tho?? :'D

[whitemonsterfan]

Rex can pry Mexican food from MY COLD FUCKING DEAD HANDS!!!