#my ancestors are disappointed

[teisubrainrot]

[venomhound]

Hazbin Hotel - Vox Kink Headcanons

Personal kink headcanons for my beloved tv man Vox. Not doing the more obvious/universally accepted kinks. Instead I'm writing about some of my more... niche takes.

WARNINGS: Gender neutral reader, but is AFAB for the last section; all the kinky shit obviously; Valentino mention (18+), MDNI, NSFW below the cut ˋˏ✄┈┈┈┈

Domestic Kink ₊˚ ‿︵୨୧

For those who don't know, a domestic kink is being turned on by doing everyday couple things. Things like cooking, cleaning, that type of thing. Vox basically gets turned on by you two being a couple and taking care of each other. The man is so love starved he just gets sent to another planet by those simple everyday shows of affection.

If you start helping Vox get dressed in the mornings, he will melt into a puddle. Every. Time.

It started simple enough, Vox was in a rush so you thought to help him put on his coat. Sliding it onto him, adjusting the collar, straightening his bowtie... You didn't notice how still he went until you went to fix his sleeves and you looked up into his wide, almost feral eyes.

Vox desperately crashed his lips against yours as he pulled your bodies flush together causing you to squeak. Only then did you feel how hard you had made him as he grinded into you... Needless to say, Vox had to reschedule his entire morning.

Vox will come home to you cooking dinner and just bend you over the counter. Whispering in your ear, 'Your so sweet doing this for me, Sugar. Now let me take care of you."

I have had the scenario floating around of you making Vox breakfast in bed one morning just as something nice to do for him. You dont think too much of it, he has been so tired and overworked lately so you figure any extra sleep he can get would do wonders for him

Vox however, absolutely fucking loses it. When you wake him up with tray in hand, he... just kind of stares at you. What do you mean you already made breakfast? Wait you have breakfast? For him? For him in bed?

You actually thought the man might have bluescreened. It takes you setting the tray down and grabbing his hand before he starts moving again.

Vox pulls you into his lap and starts peppering kisses all over you. He just cant believe that this is actually happening; that your here with him, that you did such a sweet thing, and oh god does he love you so much.

He actually is daydreaming about it the rest of the day and bragging about it whenever he can.

Comes home early that evening just to surprise you and spend a romantic evening together (totally not because he accidentally pent himself up gushing over you all day ABSOLUTELY NOT).

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Recording/Being Recorded ₊˚ ‿︵୨୧

(This one might not be a niche take but I'm putting it here anyway cause I want to yap about it)

I wasn't quite sure if there was a specific name for this kink. But what I mean by this is Vox loves to specifically record you two having sex. Like an amateur porn thing. However. These videos are meant for his eyes only.

Vox would murder anyone who so much as tried to get their hands on these videos. God help them if they actually saw one. Its not even a matter of honor or anything, its a matter of only Vox is allowed to see you come apart like that. Vox is the only one allowed to hear you make those sounds.

Vox honestly isnt going to even bring this whole 'recording you two' thing up unless he trusts you completely. Even then he is super sheepish the first time he asks about it. Vox knows your going to be suspicious and, yeah, you rightfully are due to his association with the porn moth.

It takes a bit of prodding for you to get out of Vox that he sees it as a different way to enjoy you. To experience you. He will get to see your beautiful body at angles he never could while he plows into you. He can finally see the look of pure ecstasy on your face as he eats you out, diving his tongue as far into you as it can go.

Vox is over the moon when you finally agree to let him place a camcorder in your shared bedroom.

You viscerally notice how much more relaxed and strangely content Vox seems to be next time you two have sex. Vox always had this certain tension to him and its just... gone now.

What you don't realize is that 'tension' was Vox's underlying fear of how transient you were. He was always trying to absorb as much of you as he could, to memorize every part of you. But now he felt like he could truly let himself enjoy the moment knowing that he will be able to listen to your heavenly sounds on repeat, analyze every little twitch he causes, and fully see every expression you make.

A deep, deep, dark part of Vox want to tell Valentino to cancel every shoot he has for a day. To reserve the studio just for you two. To spend an entire day taking you in every way imaginable. Bringing you to bliss in every messy way he possibly can. Getting you to make every obscene noise that beautiful voice of yours can make.

But Vox knows that he could never trust Valentino to not make a copy of you two for himself. So he will stick to his amateur recordings. Anything to keep you safe and to himself.

Whenever Vox is missing you at work (or whenever he gets a free moment honestly), he starts watching back one of your now countless sex tapes. He will let the odd feeling of comfort wash over him as he sees the adoring looks you give him and hears you two exchange words of love. God, he can't wait to get back home to you.

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Cock Warming ₊˚ ‿︵୨୧

OKAY. I think I've gotten the point across that Vox is a certified lover boy™ who basically wants to imbibe your very being. Whelp. This is just more of that.

Don't get me wrong, Vox loves sex. Sex is great. But having you on his lap, his cock inside you, the two of you as close as two beings can physically get, and just- enjoying that... It hits differently you know?

Say its due to his mechanical nature all you want, (insert joke about 'plugging in' here) but Vox loves to feel like you two are truly connected. When your bodies actually become one like this, he is just that much closer to perfect.

As stated previously, will let you sit on his lap and cockwarm him anytime you please. Vox's absolute favorite times are when he has to do work ironically. He can never stop the blissful smile he makes as he has you in his lap. Vox will gently hold you with one arm while the other tries to get work done. You always end up giggling whenever you kiss up the side of his neck or monitor and Vox lets out the most contented sighs.

Honestly, just start going to work with him, becoming his personal cocksleeve whenever he is in his monitor room. A blanket draped over the two of you to hide what's actually going on.

Since the poor guy has no choice but to sleep on his back; you can easily do the same thing for bedtime. Climb on top of him and delicately slide him inside of you. Vox will just look up at you with the most lovedrunk expression as you bend over him and nuzzle into his neck, your body draping over his, and Vox pulling you impossibly close as you both fall asleep.

Its times like this that Vox questions why anyone would even need heaven.

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FURTHER READING ₊˚ ‿︵୨୧

One of my favorite posts that just goes over a evening being Vox's s/o can be found >>HERE<<, its by the talented @lqveharrington

Another really good post by @liveontelevision where Vox gets jealous of your work with Valentino and decides to start recording you can be found >>HERE<<

Then lastly, quick headcanons by @voxsremotec0ck where Vox is spying on the reader then catches you masturbating can be found >>HERE<<

[crimson-nail]

she was running a little late for the photo but she’s here now!!

[nobitchs-world]

RUFF RUFF RUFF

I’m so sorry doctor Umar

I NEED HIM

[itsnicsalad]

swag lunch date 2: electric boogaloo :")

[simminglytimeladies]

Shhh...

Just a low effort render, nothing to see here.

[wylanslcve]

WHO GAVE THEM THE RIGHT TO POST THESE ON THE SAME DAY AS IF MY HEART CAN HANDLE IT

[sekaithemystic]

as veilguard approaches and the dragon age fandom finally wakes up after years of slumbering, discourses have been going around as well and this is my state of mind while i navigate through the minefield of this fandom

[wooootulwoooo]

Some spy vs spy designs and doodles

INVISIBLE YAOI?!👆🏽 (squint your eyes!!)

I had fun while making this it was g8!!!! (^_^)

(help me)

[aropride]

if i werent heat intolerant and also from the north id have been so good at being from the south. i fucking love sweet tea

[moonylads]

careful, your inner coloniser is showing 🥴

careful, your inner cowardness is showing 🥴

[ghost-likes-drawing]

A fear of mine with the QSMP at the moment is that that actually is Juanaflippa.

Yes, to bring her from the dead she is somehow corrupted or cursed, But that is truly her body and her mind. That Hueveo went through hell and got to be reunited with her dad at the end. Maybe she's being controlled and manipulated, something.

At the end she's probably not going to survive again.

Maybe she'll get to say goodbye.

In the end whatever or whoever is manipulating her is going to kill her for disobedience. For giving it away.

In the end she'll decay because despite everything she died. She's rotting slowly and the only thing keeping her together is the code

In the end Charlie will lose his daughter all over again. There will be no trick proving she's a fake. It was her, and no matter how much of a good job he does loving and caring for her he'll never be allowed to keep her.

In the end the other parents may get one more try but Charlie won't. It was never his fault. But life doesn't care who's at fault.

[tetedurfarm]

too got dam hot to be outside rn, hiding inside with my fan until evening

[kruinka]

everytime i think ive escaped kaiserism nomura drags me back by the foot with new kaiser hair

[entropicquilibriumofchaos]

< Be me.

< Always told I'm almost exclusively Polish and a little German.

< Grow up in a place with a lot of influence from Finnish culture, lots of Finnish ancestry and heritage

< Learn a bit of German; get bored.

< Polish looks super hard, don't even try.

< Get super into Alan Wake and Control. Find out they're made by Remedy, a Finnish company.

< Start to embrace the Finnish culture around more. Learn words here and there. Take lots of saunas.

< Decide to start learning Finnish.

< Actually stick to learning Finnish!

< Finally start working on putting together an extensive family tree.

< Find out I'm also extremely Swedish.

oops

[vaultsixtynine]

idk why but i am so scared of winter/general snow sports. smthn about dying in the cold is so much worse to me than i think any death other than drowning. the risk of falling into a crevasse or hitting a tree or getting lost and dying of hypothermia is So Slim when ur on the literal bunny slopes but still I Fear.