#my SUPER beloved

[defnotcatgrass]

Duke: so, you uh...watch any good shows lately?

Damian: television is for those who are mindless and boring.

Duke, who is just trying to get Damian into things that don't include stabbing: okay. um. you know, I was really into Sonic when i was your age. B says its silly but he still watches Gray Ghost reruns so-

Damian, who has, in fact, been obsessively bingeing sonic: Sonic the Hedgehog is a bitch ass motherfucker. and I will fucking gut you if you ever suggest I might even consider watching that disgusting, childish bullshit ever again.

I think more people need to play around with Damian's speech. Don't get me wrong, I love the antiquated Victorian child style of speech, but also he's a teenager that swears plenty in the comics. We really need more scenes like:

Damian: Father, I regret to inform you that I have been assigned in-school suspension for the next three days.

Bruce: What, why?!

Damian: My classmate Kevin was disparaging a female classmate for turning him down, so I called him 'a rizz-less, basic-ass neckbeard bitch' and said I was going to fuck his mom and give her a son she'd actually love.

Bruce: *is completely speechless*

Damian: That is all I needed to tell you. If you will excuse me, I have homework to complete before dinner and patrol.

[lilies-and-laughing-gas]

MAGtober 2024 Day 3 - It already sees you

POV you are a wretched thing and your about to be ceaselessly watched.

@initial-lime

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

AND BUMBLEBEE !!!!!!!!

[fanfictionroxs]

Daniel working on his laptop ignoring Louis/Armand fighting in the background like the perfect child of divorce lmfao. Reminds me of Claudia writing in her diary ignoring Louis/Lestat arguing lmaaooooo

Who's the band aid for a shitty marriage now huh Danny baby?

[bayetea]

frank and nico during the frazel wedding reception

frank: so uh... I guess you're my brother in law now

nico: yeah.

frank: that's pretty cool. I kind of always wanted a little brother

nico (deadpan): I'm 60 years older than you

frank: or an older one,

nico (mildly disappointed that he didn't laugh): well. just don't be a useless husband to my sister

frank: I'll try my best

nico: don't try your best, just do it

frank: you're right. I promise that I'll be good to her

nico: and don't be alarmed if ghosts show up at your house sometimes

frank: what. w-why

nico: wedding gift

frank: oh...... will any of them be interior designers? we're not good at decorating

nico (mildly pleased that he's playing into the joke): no they're evil

frank: I guess we shouldn't have put evil ghosts on the registry

nico: wait till you see what I'm getting you for your birthday

frank: it's like we're brothers already...

[doodleydoo101]

Brotherly banter with snarky!Luigi

[nenoname]

"And now I know why! He hates me!"

[choccy-milky]

part 3 to my modern AU 💞🍺 (part 1 / part 2)

[hotdogs4breakfast]

ITS TIIIIIIMMMMMEEEEE

[k1tty5]

day 3: red

alts because im indecisive

[post-it-notes7]

happy birthday my good friend orb of mass destruction

[zs-art]

♪ Make you say 📢 Oh my 😳 feels just like I don't try 🥴 Looks so good 😎 I might die 😵 All I know is 🤔 everybody loves me ♪ 🥰

💚🃏💚👻💚🐲💚🫛💚🌼💚

[ko��fi] | 👍 + 💬 + 🔁 = ❤️

/ okay now i'm done, thanks for waiting! bon appetit~

[egophiliac]

oh, uh, this...this isn't Silver's backstory after all.

[scrambledd3ggss]

One thing that’s absolutely absurd to me is that, after tonight, there’ll only be one saga left until all of Epic is out

like that’s insane to me! I feel like the the Troy saga just came out! It’s really bittersweet 🥲

[muirmarie]

jim being canonically the shortest one of the triumvirate is genuinely so important to me lmao, like yesssssss, let that beefy babe be shorter than both his boyfriends!!!!

[slinkyarts]

in which luigi is a schoolteacher for Junior and learns ah. interesting new things about himself when he meets the dad