#must have coffee

[mischievousspooks]

@intotheelliwoods hi Ell :) I made you a thing. He's just a little guy, without enough coffee.

[geezerwench]

Coffee or violence.

[digitaldreams04]

(via "Coffee Lover's Must-Have" Coffee Mug for Sale by DigitalDreams04)

[basshole-astard]

PSA: i keep seeing posts about staying cool in extreme heat that include advice like "gatorade is bad actually!" and "don't drink fruit juice it'll just dehydrate you!" and neither of these are true!

regarding fruit juice: there's apparently a misconception that Any Sugar At All will dehydrate you, and that's simply not true. yes, sugar will make you pee more when consumed in large amounts, but 1) the natural sugar in fruits won't do this to you 2) great news! a lot of fruit juices exist without any added sugar in them! 3) honestly even having a glass of the fruit juice with added sugar won't completely dehydrate you as long as you're also drinking water throughout the day. if its hot you deserve a cold treat of a drink!!! can't go wrong with fruit juice!!!

regarding gatorade: maybe this isn't an every day drink, but guess what: if it's 110F/40C or hotter outside, and you don't have AC, or you're moving around a lot outside of the AC, and you're sweating buckets: that's when you drink a gatorade.

gatorade exists to replenish all the electrolytes (salt) and glucose (sugar) that you sweat out. YES it is meant for athletes to drink during intensive work outs and not necessarily for people who aren't doing that kind of exercise. BUT GUESS WHAT! when you're sweating buckets because you had to walk to the bus in extreme heat, that's intensive exercise. please feel free to drink a gatorade after that! that's its intended use case!!!!

no: neither of these drinks should be a total replacement for water. but drinking a lot of water and then treating yourself to a fruit juice with lunch is a good idea!!! drinking a gatorade becuase you just had to walk for 20 minutes in the heat is a good idea!!!

Please Stop Spreading Misinformation About Drinks!!! It's fine if you drink things that aren't water!!!! Yes you should probably always be drinking water but drinking something else As Well isn't going to hurt you!!!! okay!!!! its fine!!!!!!

honestly so long as you are consistently getting Any (non-alcoholic) fluids in you, you're doing great!!!!!! okay!!!! i love you stay safe <3

[jvoorhees1946]

I actually tried this today. While it wasn’t bad per se, I didn’t care for it.

Add a pinch of salt to your coffee grounds to reduce bitterness.

Source: reddit.com/r/LifeProTips

[razbotz]

praying on my life no one else has done this

[heckyeahponyscans]

Bring back the trend of adorable little dolls having an absolute freak of a nemesis

[canisalbus]

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[riverfelloff]

"bill/paul, ted/paul, and bill/ted are all awful ships," the crowd is silent as i speak, "bill, paul, and ted are actually all in love with each other and work together to raise richie, pete, and alice."

the crowd boos and throws tomatoes as i shed a single tear.

two voices echo across the room, stopping everyone in their tracks.

"she's right!" one says, "no one else has cracked it before!" the other says

the spotlights quickly move to illuminate the two voices, and it's shown that they came from nick and matt lang themselves.

[sparkles-rule-4eva]

Look at how many sugars Amy is dumping into her coffee. Girl is so me lol

[readtheuniverse]

[pushing500]

Nothing too exciting or noteworthy is happening to the Jones boys today...

Alfihar (who joined us a while back but wasn't particularly noteworthy) is actually pretty dang good at melee combat, so he tanked the War Queen with shocking ease!!!

THREE CHEERS FOR ALFIHAR!!

We're so close to getting an android I can almost taste it!!!

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[beccawise7]

Happy Monday!!! 💜🖤

[sainz100]

quick Carlos & Charles collage ❤️❤️

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[gideonisms]

one thing about texas is you will meet the most beautiful women who will quickly try to reconvert you to christianity

[animucrystal]

people ask, whats the most important part of asoryuu? is it the homoerotic essence? the devotion? the trust? the individual personhood compatible with unconditional love and accountability? no. its susato mikotoba.

im not joking by the way the most important part of asoryuu is their family and ESPECIALLY their sisters. yes, kazuma and ryuunosuke would not be who they are without eachother. but they would not be who they are without their family either. that recognition in their own relationship, that their love is not supposed to be kept but rather shared with others, is so important. its about Healing!!! susato especially has not only grown with them but pushed them to grow as well, and vice versa with her. that is their bnuuy SISTER and the most important person in their lives im so not kidding guys. anyway happy susato saturday.