I was playing Guitar Hero and my guitar turned into a giant gummy sweet that still played. I put it down to get a drink then came back to find it being eaten by a giant fuzzy moth
Today on the list of "good stuff that happened": I got to tell my brother about how Percy Jackson in the Son of Neptune is absolutely insane and spends basically the whole book just making the Romans go "?!"
Highlights include exploded water cannons during war games, showing up carrying a goddes and tearing apart furies with a whirlpool, mouthing off to Mars, third-wheeling/babysitting the precious young smoll inexperienced beans that are Frazel, willingly drinking Maybe Poison, and generally breaking a lot of things by Fighting Like a Greek. Continued to explain that the best part about the multiple perspectives in these books is this:
Percy: I'm a loser, lol! I have no idea what I'm doing, also everyone is cooler than me and I'd die for them! Also Annabeth is cute when she's threatening people with a knife.
Annabeth: *while planning 6 steps ahead* Percy is an idiot. Dear gods I love him so much. Such a wonderful idiot.
Literally everyone else: Percy is (one of) the most powerful demigod(s) I've ever heard of, and he gives no shits about any rules anymore. This man is scary and dangerous and I am so glad he's on my side. Annabeth is a terrifying force to behold and I can't keep up with her. I am unsure if them being so in love with each other makes it better or worse. If they ever turn evil, we are so fucked.
you wouldnt last an hour in the asylum where they raised me (those cringe percabeth and solangelo marriage proposal text skits from ten years ago on youtube)
Odysseus: *Grabs Percy by the shoulders* No you don't.
Percy: Wha-
Odysseus: No, you don't. Go live your life, run free, stay in school, start a family whatever you do just don't be a favorite of the Gods. Stay neglected by them, trust me.
Percy: Wait- you're Odysseus, that's so cool! Wait aren't you a favorite of the gods-?
Odysseus: Yes and believe me when I say it's not as glorifying as you think it is-
Zeus: OOOOH ODYSSEUS~!! WHO WANTS SOME GOOD CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT US GENEROUS GODS WANNA OH SO DEARLY GIVE TO YOU~!?
Odysseus: FUCK THEY FOUND ME-! RUN! SAVE YOURSELF-!
Friendly reminder that Annabeth was Percy’s mortal anchor when he bathed in the river Styx, and about a year later is the only thing he remembers about his life.
Giran: “I’ve got two options for you. First is a slightly smaller car, not enough seats for all of you, so someone’s going to have to sit on someone’s lap— the engine also stalls sometimes.”
Tomura: “… and the other one?”
Giran: “It’s a nice car. It’s big enough to seat all of you, drives fast, has heated seats— there’s just one thing though…”
Tomura: “What?”
Giran: “The radio is stuck on the country music station.”
Tomura: “…”
The league all sitting in the smaller, shittier car. Twice is sitting on Dabi’s lap.
Dabi: “Why the hell didn’t we take the bigger car?”
Tomura: “I’ve been through a lot of shit in my life. Abuse, neglect, loss, manipulation, pain, trauma, death… but there is no way in hell I will ever subject myself to country music.”