#muse: kaede akamatsu

[blubberymuses]

Kaede doesn't like to be a weird deviant, however...

She is allowing willing applicants to replace her stool during practice, rehearsals, and live preformances... Here's hoping you can hoist up over a half-ton of plump pianist booty for hours a time!..

Unless you want to be crushed under her sweat-ridden buttocks, which she doesn't mind~♡

[breakthroughtheconfusion]

Continued from here:

@aikidoheroine

"It aches, but the pain will subside soon." Kaede leaned into the headpats, immensely grateful for the other girl's company. Before Tenko discovered her secret, she'd always had to spend these nights alone.

"I'm glad you're here. I'm used to the pain, but I never got used to the loneliness. It's nice to not have to worry about that anymore." The wolf gave a small smile, or at least as much of a smile as she could manage in this form. "You're sure you don't mind spending the night here?"

[blubberymuses]

"Ah!~" The plump pianist was awestruck by the tidal wave that Maki's rolls had caused after freeing themselves from their suffocating confinement... The water rippling her eyes followed to line of motion to where the source of the commotion originated from, but only finding the assassin's exposed creamy middle (that put everyone else to shame) to be there instead...

Even as Harukawa tried to change the subject, and act like nothing had happened, Akamatsu's flushed expression didn't change on bit, just increasingly more beet red as she sat their in silence...

"W-wow..."

Maki and Kaede resting by Hope's Peak pool, having a nice time as they sit by the pool side with their tootsies dangling into the refreshing water... That is until the (somewhat old) one-piece swimsuit the assassin has stuffed into rips from the middle, releasing an avalanche of creamy adipose and making a makeshift two-piece...

"Ah!" The avalanche of flab slaps against the water creating a larger wave than Maki would like to see it make. At least the red hot skin can now breathe a little.

"S-so... How about.. uh... theeeee weather?" She tries to play it off. She definitely has a bigger belly than Kaede.

[k1b0cyberspace]

I love drawing kaede, she is my muse I swear

(Yes the suit one was for my lesbian need to see her in a suit)

[ultimateplaylistmaker]

No one talks about the Chapter 1 FTE's with protag Kaede and thats a real shame, some highlights from each person

Shuichi talks about climbing mountains and swimming upstream to find a missing pet alligator

Kirumi gets warned if she doesnt stop spoiling people will call her mom, truly a prophecy ignored to Kirumi's detriment

Kaito offers to get her forged paperwork like he did if she wants to be an astronaut and also wants to learn piano to communicate with aliens

Angie has a horrible nightmare after Kaede's music puts her to sleep where she cries out in terror for something to stop and about how theres not enough blood and then completely plays it off when she wakes back up

Himiko accuses Kaede of being a lesbian

Ryoma got to talk about cats for a whole free time event good for him

Maki just straight up makes a pedo joke at Kaede when she mentions how a caregiver has to love children

Rantaro calls Miu a top

Tenko cannot take a compliment in the slightest

Gonta reveals how he sleeps nude

Tsumugi wont stop saying things like fiction

Kokichi reveals he can speak multiple languages

Korekiyo gets mad when Kaede asks if he has a sister complex

Miu wont shut up about tits

Kiibo has a fucking shut down button and Kaede just has no goddamn impulse control and shut him off for like a solid minute?? Kiibo gets her back though by calling her mom

[despairs-memorial]

"Let's see.. this can't be too disruptive... maybe... I Giorni? Or Gymnopédie No.1? There's just too many good choices..." Sitting in the school garden, a portable keyboard sits on her lap as she decides on what to play. With now nice the day was and just how much she wanted to relax, this seemed perfect, though the indecisiveness of what to play was starting to weigh on her.

[blubberymuses]

Half a minute passes on by before the door creaks open, Miu's guinea pig of a roommate huffing as she heaves herself forward with each labored step. The inventor see the fruits of your fattening labor as she's now wider than the doorway itself, having to turn sideways to scrap on by these small, cramp doors.

"haah... S-shorry.." The perfectly pudgy pianist apologized to her (relatively) lighter friend with a foul mouth. Crumbs of a cupcake litter the piano player's lips, her face flushed by a mixture of embarrassment and overexertion. Shimmying to her side she tries to squeeze through the doorway but it was all for not. She was stuck.

"Miu... pleaseh -- l-lendh me a handduurrRRRPP~." The sweat-ridden lardass demanded in a firm but gentle tone between heavy, bated breaths.

@blubberymuses

"Hey, roomie! Do you mind gettin' out of the bathroom before I bust down this fuckin' door?!"

You use your "friend" as a genie pig to funnel all your rejected turbo gain shakes into over the course of 3 years while she slept and this is how you're repaid; left sweaty, outside, unable to take a shower... What a load of bull!

*KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK*

"You know I'm just gonna keep knocking until you get your ever-loving sumo stuffing gut out here! I can totally hear your piehole belting out burps, ya asshat! KAEDE!!!!! HWOUUURRPPPPPPPPPP!!"

This is getting out of hand, the genius's gut is getting all sorts of queasy and bloated 'cause of the stress this bimbo-brained broad is putting her through, what the hell is going on in there?

[aparticularbandit]

I think what I don't like about the Makoto cameo is that he incidentally and accidentally saves Kyoko's life through his luck.

He trips her and they both fall and Kyoko subsequently does not get her head smashed in by a shot put that Sakura has thrown like a baseball.

Because I know Makoto is being set up as the person who takes over Yui's spot in Kyoko's life. Who gets her to trust people again and emotions and etc.

So we have Makoto immediately saving Kyoko just like Yui literally just died saving Kyoko.

Except that Makoto. doesn't have a choice here. He does in THH, and he canonically makes that choice, and that parallel is important, that Makoto unintentionally sacrifices himself for Kyoko.

But that's the thing - both of these are unintentional.

In his cameo, Makoto saves Kyoko by accident.

In THH, Makoto intentionally saves Kyoko, but he's not aware that will put his own head on the executioner's block.

Yui walked directly into putting her life on the line for Kyoko full-stop, constantly, not looking back, until she died doing it.

That's not the same.

And the closest parallel we get to it isn't Makoto for Kyoko, it's Kyoko in DR3 saying that if she has to choose between herself and Makoto, she will choose keeping Makoto alive. Full-stop. And then sacrifices herself in that pursuit.

(She gets better because she found an antidote for poison, but she had no certainty that would work or that anyone would even notice she wasn't really dead. Bless Mikan, actually, because none of the others noticed. Kyoko out here literally teaching Makoto how to investigate, and boy has learned NOTHING.)

And this is not, like, anti-Naegiri or anything like that. Clearly, canon sees the appeal here.

But Makoto is not the Yui parallel that canon wants him to be as entirely as it wants him to be.

Kyoko is.

[mikanlardyclinic]

If the button wasn't involved miu definitely still ends as a lardass ~

[blubberymuses]

Kaede Akamatsu, the only girl who would call a greasy, heart-stopping burger that's the size of her head 'diet food...'

[breakthroughtheconfusion]

Continued from here:

@ultimatexdetectivexsaihara

"Smooth, Saihara. Very subtle." Kaede giggled, she knew that probably wasn't really what Shuichi meant by "taking it to the bedroom", but that wasn't going to stop her from teasing him a little. Though now that she thought about it... why shouldn't they take things there? They both loved eachother, right?

The pianist leaned up and kissed the detective's cheek before softly whispering. "...your bedroom or mine?"

[jcurneysend]

My theory is, Kaede can't ride a bicycle for shit. Just struggles to do so each and every time--

[ultimateplaylistmaker]

[blubberymuses]

Yep! Nobody around to see the ASSASSin's ass sloshing around!! Barely being kept decent by her skirt soaked by the damp ramifications of her poor dietary choices!!!

Nobody at all~

"Gah... haa...." Poor Maki. Having to go up all these stairs all by herself to reach her room.

At least nobody is behind her to see her pale sweaty behind.

[goshdangronpa]

So, you know how for some time now, I've been threatening to publish an irumatsu fanfic?

First two chapters up now, baby! Updates weekly.

And, uh ... it's rated Mature.

At the moment.

Um. It won't be Mature by the end.

Not recommended for under-18s.

😬

[aparticularbandit]

Kaede: I would be the best at your show because I have lost all faith in humanity.

Tsumugi: Do you even WATCH my show.