#muse: kaede akamatsu

[blubberymuses]

That perverted inventor keeps SQUEEZING the pianist's pedal smothering fupa to rile her up...

Kaede is becoming so increasingly pent up that it hurts, but she doesn't have the willpower to ask any of her close peers to assist her predicament...

[justsescape]

Kaede with a hammerspace bra. No one suspects a thing, but she can't wait for you to undo it later and see just how big she's gotten. She gives you a hint... and points at a nearby double decker bus before whispering 'each~'

"This compression bra is the only reason I can still play piano! Otherwise I'd be crushing them, you know?"

[nevermindtheweights]

Her belly has pooled onto the piano keys!

Okay, maybe it is time for diet... She has put it off for long enough now. Christmas indulgences certainly were... plentiful for Kaede.

[gluttonemporium]

Imagine, Shuichi trying to pull Kaede`s leg out, as the rest of her body is consumed by Kokichi`s navel effortlessly, constantly teasing both of them for how much they have to struggle while he can just sit back and watch that hole do the work~

"Maaaan.... this is almost too easy..." Kokichi huffed, folding his arms behind his head and sighing dramatically - while two of his classmates battled against his hungry navel.

"You guys are super lucky I don't know how to try at this," He smarmed, although only Shuichi could hear his taunting. "If I had a way to speed this along, you'd both be history by now~."

Another wet sucking sound brought Kaede in up to her ankle, her muffled yelling tickling his deep pit of fat! With barely anything left for Shuichi to hold on to, time was running out...

"Hmm... maybe if I lubed it up beforehand? Warmed it up by stretching? That might help..."

[breakthroughtheconfusion]

Continued from here:

@aikidoheroine

"It aches, but the pain will subside soon." Kaede leaned into the headpats, immensely grateful for the other girl's company. Before Tenko discovered her secret, she'd always had to spend these nights alone.

"I'm glad you're here. I'm used to the pain, but I never got used to the loneliness. It's nice to not have to worry about that anymore." The wolf gave a small smile, or at least as much of a smile as she could manage in this form. "You're sure you don't mind spending the night here?"

[gainprincess]

I can hear Kaede being fat all the way over here. Like super fat and gassy. She should sound proof her dorm room.

To be fair to her, Shuichi did try to soundproof her room for her.

She just belched too loud and everything fell apart anyway.

So we're back to square one, but Kirumi's working on something, so maybe you'll have peace soon, Anon.

[ultimateplaylistmaker]

No one talks about the Chapter 1 FTE's with protag Kaede and thats a real shame, some highlights from each person

Shuichi talks about climbing mountains and swimming upstream to find a missing pet alligator

Kirumi gets warned if she doesnt stop spoiling people will call her mom, truly a prophecy ignored to Kirumi's detriment

Kaito offers to get her forged paperwork like he did if she wants to be an astronaut and also wants to learn piano to communicate with aliens

Angie has a horrible nightmare after Kaede's music puts her to sleep where she cries out in terror for something to stop and about how theres not enough blood and then completely plays it off when she wakes back up

Himiko accuses Kaede of being a lesbian

Ryoma got to talk about cats for a whole free time event good for him

Maki just straight up makes a pedo joke at Kaede when she mentions how a caregiver has to love children

Rantaro calls Miu a top

Tenko cannot take a compliment in the slightest

Gonta reveals how he sleeps nude

Tsumugi wont stop saying things like fiction

Kokichi reveals he can speak multiple languages

Korekiyo gets mad when Kaede asks if he has a sister complex

Miu wont shut up about tits

Kiibo has a fucking shut down button and Kaede just has no goddamn impulse control and shut him off for like a solid minute?? Kiibo gets her back though by calling her mom

[nevermindtheweights]

"M-maybe but not everyone! I might be one of the few!"

While she was aware that New years Resolutions hardly lasted a month, all she needed was to make some good habits. Eating better would certainly make this belly go down if she knew her fitness knowledge right. She could really do with breaking her snacking habit but snacks WERE very tasty..... No.... She needed to lose this tummy.

"That sounds more like.... avoiding the real problem. I shouldn't really BE this fat, Maki. I don't know why I've gotten so big though..." As far as she was aware anyways. More food and a quiet enabler however seem to do plenty enough....~

"But I need to get into shape again and not have my big belly sitting on my piano keys!!"

Maki looked down, only seeing the chest that had hidden away the gut for so long. "I think most people fail their new years diets." She pointed out. Before her fingers squeezed the belly a little. Just to see if Kaede had eaten breakfast yet.

Then she looked at the instrument kaede was having trouble with. "Diets take a long time to work. We could raise the piano instead so you can play it, put it higher than your gut."

[despairs-memorial]

"Let's see.. this can't be too disruptive... maybe... I Giorni? Or Gymnopédie No.1? There's just too many good choices..." Sitting in the school garden, a portable keyboard sits on her lap as she decides on what to play. With now nice the day was and just how much she wanted to relax, this seemed perfect, though the indecisiveness of what to play was starting to weigh on her.

[aparticularbandit]

I think what I don't like about the Makoto cameo is that he incidentally and accidentally saves Kyoko's life through his luck.

He trips her and they both fall and Kyoko subsequently does not get her head smashed in by a shot put that Sakura has thrown like a baseball.

Because I know Makoto is being set up as the person who takes over Yui's spot in Kyoko's life. Who gets her to trust people again and emotions and etc.

So we have Makoto immediately saving Kyoko just like Yui literally just died saving Kyoko.

Except that Makoto. doesn't have a choice here. He does in THH, and he canonically makes that choice, and that parallel is important, that Makoto unintentionally sacrifices himself for Kyoko.

But that's the thing - both of these are unintentional.

In his cameo, Makoto saves Kyoko by accident.

In THH, Makoto intentionally saves Kyoko, but he's not aware that will put his own head on the executioner's block.

Yui walked directly into putting her life on the line for Kyoko full-stop, constantly, not looking back, until she died doing it.

That's not the same.

And the closest parallel we get to it isn't Makoto for Kyoko, it's Kyoko in DR3 saying that if she has to choose between herself and Makoto, she will choose keeping Makoto alive. Full-stop. And then sacrifices herself in that pursuit.

(She gets better because she found an antidote for poison, but she had no certainty that would work or that anyone would even notice she wasn't really dead. Bless Mikan, actually, because none of the others noticed. Kyoko out here literally teaching Makoto how to investigate, and boy has learned NOTHING.)

And this is not, like, anti-Naegiri or anything like that. Clearly, canon sees the appeal here.

But Makoto is not the Yui parallel that canon wants him to be as entirely as it wants him to be.

Kyoko is.

[blubberymuses]

Walks by Kaede as she's furriously trying to tug her sweater over her gut and skirt over her ass.

...

Yep, despite her best efforts Kaede is still plainly wearing her emotions on her sleeve, ogling at and admiring how each crevice and curve adds to Maki-Rolls unintentional cuteness factor!..

...

The pianist just knows that her short classmate will spout out her routine yet ultimately empty 'Do you want to die?' threat in between huffs any second now after realizing that COWaede has been stunlocked looking down upon her white undersized undergarments being engulfed and distorted by those two chubby cushions..~

[blubberymuses]

Half a minute passes on by before the door creaks open, Miu's guinea pig of a roommate huffing as she heaves herself forward with each labored step. The inventor see the fruits of your fattening labor as she's now wider than the doorway itself, having to turn sideways to scrap on by these small, cramp doors.

"haah... S-shorry.." The perfectly pudgy pianist apologized to her (relatively) lighter friend with a foul mouth. Crumbs of a cupcake litter the piano player's lips, her face flushed by a mixture of embarrassment and overexertion. Shimmying to her side she tries to squeeze through the doorway but it was all for not. She was stuck.

"Miu... pleaseh -- l-lendh me a handduurrRRRPP~." The sweat-ridden lardass demanded in a firm but gentle tone between heavy, bated breaths.

@blubberymuses

"Hey, roomie! Do you mind gettin' out of the bathroom before I bust down this fuckin' door?!"

You use your "friend" as a genie pig to funnel all your rejected turbo gain shakes into over the course of 3 years while she slept and this is how you're repaid; left sweaty, outside, unable to take a shower... What a load of bull!

*KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK*

"You know I'm just gonna keep knocking until you get your ever-loving sumo stuffing gut out here! I can totally hear your piehole belting out burps, ya asshat! KAEDE!!!!! HWOUUURRPPPPPPPPPP!!"

This is getting out of hand, the genius's gut is getting all sorts of queasy and bloated 'cause of the stress this bimbo-brained broad is putting her through, what the hell is going on in there?

[mikanlardyclinic]

If the button wasn't involved miu definitely still ends as a lardass ~

[nevermindtheweights]

"Ouurraaaappp.... I-I... can't.. uuff.. re-reach... the keys..."

Pianist troubles.

[gluttonemporium]

Instant Loss: Kaede finally standing up to Kokichi for his pranks going too far and jamming her finger into his fat belly as she scolds him, only to instantly add to it.

"Hey! That was going too far back there, Kokichi! Himiko is in tears after you played with her heart like that! I know you love your pranks and your jokes, and lord it over everyone like the 'Supreme Leader' you are, but..."

JAB.

"I've had enough of it, and you're going to paaaaa-"

SCHHHHLOOOOOOORRRRRRP~

In the wake of the horrid squelching noise, Kokichi kept staring blankly ahead as Kaede rudely poked his tummy... only to disappear instantly moments later. He glanced down at his even rounder, lower hanging belly as it gradually wobbled to a stop...

"Hm? Did you say something Kaede?"

[breakthroughtheconfusion]

Continued from here:

@ultimatexdetectivexsaihara

"Smooth, Saihara. Very subtle." Kaede giggled, she knew that probably wasn't really what Shuichi meant by "taking it to the bedroom", but that wasn't going to stop her from teasing him a little. Though now that she thought about it... why shouldn't they take things there? They both loved eachother, right?

The pianist leaned up and kissed the detective's cheek before softly whispering. "...your bedroom or mine?"