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Send me a word or theme and " + drabble " and I will write a dabble / one-shot surrounding the given word.

Bonus: if you include " ft. " and a character or muse name, it will center around an interaction between the two or a group.

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Ina presents: KFP-branded Maid Cafe!

The only cafe in the world that allows you to feed its maids into an appointment with a cardiologist!

The current selection of maids includes:

Kiara - loves greasy junk food

Ina - loves sweets and sugary drinks

Mori - loves all things sodium. The saltier and spicier the better

Gura - everything (Unavailable. She's been one of the most popular maids for a while which rendered her immobile. Currently trying to gain some of her mobility back playing FitRing. Apologies for any inconveniences)

...and many more!

Despite not being her area of expertise Ina' does come up with a good few business ventures for her pal Kiara to pursue.

This one, of course, is raking in the dough, metaphorically and literally. Doubly so when the eldritch priestess not only draws cute lil' doodles on her customer's food with condiments, but also with her... slightly modifying the formulas of KFP products to be more... potent behind the Phoenix's blubbery back.

What's the harm a momentary heart attack will cause? She'll be fine, phoenix's rise back from ashes after all, and Shinigami's fall under a similar boat.

As for Gura immobilization might've saved her in this instance, but she's certainly feeling the burn playing FitRing and other exercise games of the sort at the moment to the best of her limited abilities~

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"Yo! Have you checked out these new cookies?~ they're totz amazing!!" The musician exclaimed as she walked up to your muse with a free cookie in hand, her belly noticeably filling out any empty space in her shirt, her creamy pudge peaking out on occasion to really show off her fuller figure.

The cookies in question?: Passion Patties of course!!~

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Ina presents: KFP-branded Maid Cafe!

The only cafe in the world that allows you to feed its maids into an appointment with a cardiologist!

The current selection of maids includes:

Kiara - loves greasy junk food

Ina - loves sweets and sugary drinks

Mori - loves all things sodium. The saltier and spicier the better

Gura - everything (Unavailable. She's been one of the most popular maids for a while which rendered her immobile. Currently trying to gain some of her mobility back playing FitRing. Apologies for any inconveniences)

...and many more!

Despite not being her area of expertise Ina' does come up with a good few business ventures for her pal Kiara to pursue.

This one, of course, is raking in the dough, metaphorically and literally. Doubly so when the eldritch priestess not only draws cute lil' doodles on her customer's food with condiments, but also with her... slightly modifying the formulas of KFP products to be more... potent behind the Phoenix's blubbery back.

What's the harm a momentary heart attack will cause? She'll be fine, phoenix's rise back from ashes after all, and Shinigami's fall under a similar boat.

As for Gura immobilization might've saved her in this instance, but she's certainly feeling the burn playing FitRing and other exercise games of the sort at the moment to the best of her limited abilities~

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// I need to get back into watching K-O.n again, show was fun, idk why I sorta dropped it after watching season one earlier this year.

^ She was my favorite out of the quartet turned quintet, Tsumugi had best eyebrows though.

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Put the eldritch priestess in a maid costume. She'll probably do a good job cleaning!.. If you ignore the trail of slime coming from her tentacles...

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Bed-frame crushed, in complete shambles, unrecoverable. How?

You know how.

The clone guesses she could get used to sleeping on a mattress on the floor, yet getting up leaves her overly exhausted... Leaning up against her drab apartment's cold metalic walls for support, panting and wheezing for an ounce of air; a light brush running across the bluenette's fattened face, showing the most expression she has ever had in her entire life up to this point~

And unlike Rei's non-reaction you can quite easily assume how the redhead would take a similar circumstance... Doubly so when NERV doesn't want to supply their #1 pilot a new bedframe, suggesting that it's essentially pointless and to take steps like that useless doll has...

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People in chat often make jabs at Ina' for being essentially flat-chested, despite her being the most massive myth member in terms of weight, but it's a blessing in disguise.

At least the eldritch-cutie isn't idly wheezing for air like the shinigami and phoenix with their vision-obscuring pair of suffocators, or milkers if you want to be a tinge more corporate with your wording~

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kink rating: mobility aid dependent

No | rather not | I dunno | I guess | Sure | Yes | FUCK Yes! | Oh god you don’t even know |

// There's just something special about fattys who rely on canes, walkers, scooters, etc to get around, shit just hits the hardest~

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People in chat often make jabs at Ina' for being essentially flat-chested, despite her being the most massive myth member in terms of weight, but it's a blessing in disguise.

At least the eldritch-cutie isn't idly wheezing for air like the shinigami and phoenix with their vision-obscuring pair of suffocators, or milkers if you want to be a tinge more corporate with your wording~

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WARNING!!

If you point out Patchy's girl stink she will mukyu!~♡

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Send me a kink (or scenario) and I'll rate it!

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WARNING!!

If you point out Patchy's girl stink she will mukyu!~♡