#muriel x hastur

[beastsovrevelation]

So, since rarepair shippers are indeed a rare gem in the Good Omens swarm, we have to stick together no?.. 😈

React to this post if you ship any of these:

Beelzebub/Michael

Beelzebub/Lucifer

Fem!Crowley/Lucifer

Beelzebub/Crowley

Muriel/Crowley

Fem!Crowley/Michael

Fem!Crowley/Hastur

Muriel/Hastur

I desperately need more Good Omens moots. 🙃

[heohl-art]

✨full page is here✨

• The Date •

In the end, Crowley's date didn't turned out so bad after all🤭🩷

Bonus: every panel down here✨

[ineffabildaddy]

not the best quality cause i'm not a techy person but thought i'd try doing some good omens + text posts teehee

(here's my second attempt)

[magical616jade]

Hastur & Ligur: *teaching Eric about killing and destorying angels and how bad they are to demons*

Eric: *ends up dating a angel years later*

[beastsovrevelation]

@seventhoflitha but Crowley/Muriel, or Hastur/Muriel... They both would wait until she gave the go-ahead.

a little non-verbal communication before proceeding

[sunderwight]

I don't think an abundance of demon x angel couples would actually have to come from god "intending" them to hook up, personally I think they'd just sort of be liable to happen extremely often if heaven and hell didn't have a purely adversarial mentality towards one another 99% of the time

mostly because the organizations are mirrors of each other, which means a lot of demons and angels are going to find their equal-and-opposite in similar figures from the other side of the tracks, as it were

like gabriel and beelzebub basically had the same job, and that's a big part of what they bonded over. the same job plus very similar natures and experiences. despite supposedly being antithetical to one another, demons and angels are fundamentally not that different, and with the rigid hierarchies of heaven and hell, their best chances of finding equals who understand them is in looking to their opposites in the other big supernatural organization out there

crowley and aziraphale have had the same job for six millennia. one angel, one demon, the only ones around with that job, and thus comparable experiences and worldviews. even though they obviously liked one another even before that, it's shaped their bond a lot

gabriel and beelzebub get to talking and abruptly realize that they both don't actually care about their jobs or causes, and would throw it all away for the chance to be with someone they really connect with

michael and dagon lock eyes and they are the only two people in that room who have basically the same position as one another. high-ranking but not supreme, subject to the whims and terror of a manipulative overlord (satan or metatron, different styles but same results), both wanting the war to happen so that they get on with things - it's no wonder that dagon is willing to take a cue from michael

muriel and eric SHOULD be friends, actually. they can bond over secretarial work and being treated like garbage

and I bet sandalphon and hastur would be bros too. ligur also if he wasn't... y'know. melted

[leahsflwer]

Good Omens - How they look at you || preference

Warning: Fluff, eye contact, conversations, nothing crazy or odd haha

Good Omens characters x reader (gender fluid)

Aziraphale -

He is a very sweet Angel and would listen intently, very similar to Michael Sheen himself, he would tend to stare at your lips more then your eyes as he likes to take in every single word to leave your mouth. His eyes would gaze you up and down as he likes to see every detail on you.

Crowley -

Most of the time due to Crowley’s glasses, you wouldn’t even notice what they are looking at, but she would definitely be staring at you with a calm stare, listening well. Even when you weren’t speaking to him, he’d glance at you and listen, sometimes a soft smile on their lips.

Gabriel/Jim -

Gabriel would never stare you in the eyes as he is higher ranked than you, however Jim would be super sweet and lock eyes with you obvious if it is making you flustered, he would listen well and nod with everything you say, even when you’re taking to others, he would glance at you with his big smile.

Beelzebub -

They usually find eye contact a weird and odd thing that makes them extremely uncomfortable, but they love to look at you as you speak or do your own thing and not look at their direction as they can finally look at you without getting nervous.

Newton -

He would do everything in his power to gain eye contact with you whenever you’re together, but being the awkward and shy bean he is, he may panic and go onto some rant about something embarrassing he did and instantly regret saying it as you just laugh it off and continue to chat.

Anathema -

She doesn’t really care at all about whether it makes people uncomfortable as eye contact would be completely normal to her even if it makes you flustered, she is very confident and wouldn’t notice just keeping the eye contact all the time and listening, looking at all the details on your face, even if you aren’t looking at her.

Nina -

Nina wouldn’t really be one for eye contact and it would make her slightly shy and awkward. Secretly liking it on the inside though. So her eyes would be looking down and peaking up when you glance around/away from her eyes, smiling when she can look at you with confidence.

Maggie -

She would give you the sweetest and most bubbly stare ever. Big soft eyes full of love as she stares at you, adoring you as you speak about everything you love and hate, taking in mental notes of it all. Flashing you many smiles as a way to show she’s listening to you still.

Hastur -

He would start off questioning you on everything and finding you odd, but slowly getting a small smile whenever you both chat and realising you aren’t as bad as he thought you might have been. His eyes would definitely explore your body language constantly.

Muriel -

They’re literally a little soft Angel who just wants to learn about Earth and humans. So they would adore listening to you all the time and hearing your stories, having a huge smile and glistening eyes as you teach them things they never knew about.

[cosmoglaut]

DEMON'S GUIDE to

ANGELIC BEINGS

who WALK the EARTH

HASTUR'S FURFUR'S COPY

--- NOT REMOVE

(It was Hastur's!! Aww whatever happened to the toadhead? Would he be back to challenge Shax for the post of Grand Duke of Hell?)

Inside page describing Aziraphale:

(This font is Furfur's additions)

⚠ Mind you

******

On sighting: TORMENT.

An easy target, any demon who does not proceed to aggravate said angel in execessive quantities will be punished with full diabolical force.

AZIRAPHALE:

Principality. Angel of the Eastern Gate.

Stationed: Land of the Angles, Hemisphere of the West & North.

Appearance: Fair hair. Suspishus Ears. Plum hands.

Replusively soft. Can generully be found wearing various shades of loathsome beige. Occasional spectacles.

Residunce: Angelic Embassy X also known as AZ Fell & Co, 105 Whickber Street, London.

Known Earthly Occupations: Guard of Eden, Music Ty---- (couldn't read), White Knight, Garden Deziner, Bishop, Bookseller.

+TERRIBLE MAGISHUN

Weaponry: Flaming Sord.

CHANGED HIS NAME? YUCK!

On sighting: AVVOID

A wily opponent, this demon smiter must be warily approached. Report any interactions to the demon Crowley (circled to say)

******

BARAQIEL

Dominion. Angel of the Sky

Appearances: Hair an eye-burning jinnjer. Eyebrows with the appearance of grisly slug. Often draped in red. Occashunly damp, most likely singed.

(At the book seam are added notes:)

CRAWLEY IS SUSPISHUS! DON'T TRUST HIM! HIS HAIR IS BAD!

**********************************

⚠⚠⚠ The prop designer has asked not to put the hi-rez photo of the book up on social media. I had written down the transcript before reading about it. I won't be posting the photo, but hopefully the text is ok. Because it's just so deliciously funny 🥺

Now my ravings:

Omg AZIRAPHALE's description!! Suspishus ears?!?! Repulsively soft?! 🤣 I almost thought this might be written by Crowley because of 'various shades of loathsome beige'. Which is actually what prompted me to dig into whether the copy belonged to anyone else at all. But no, it was the toadhead's!

At first I wanted the angel described before AZIRAPHALE to be Muriel given their description as easy target and TORMENT suggestion. But Next angel is BARAQIEL, which makes me wonder if the list is alphabetical. AZIRAPHALE coming at the end of the list of A-angels would definitely make sense. Which in itself is suspishus because that's a bit too organized for Hastur. The front page simply says it's his copy, not that it was written by him. And yet, Aziraphale's description (with all the demonic spellings) suggests it was written by some demon who did frequent the earth throughout the ages. (And knew the angel was Crowley's 😁)

And the entire description of BARAQIEL is just so tempting 😂 Occashuly damp?! Mostly Singed?! WHY?! Tell us more!!

Finally, Furfur didn't know Crowley changed his name from Crawley until he got the book. It's also his addition in the Occupations section after watching Aziraphale's sad magical act. (The act might've been sad, Aziraphale most certainly wasn't <3)

Uh ok, finally finally, as far as I could find through multiple rewatches of the scene in the green room, Furfur had put this copy down on the dressing table, and did not pick it up back before vanishing. I hope just as the angel and demon got to keep their photo (through Aziraphale's timely, and luckily working, prestidigitation), they got to keep the copy of the book as well. And I hope Crowley teased the angel about having suspishus ears and being repulsively soft 😂💗

[theweaverofworlds-official]

Ch 2 is now posted. Thank you everyone who has read and left a kudos, I really appreciate it!

Rating:

Mature

Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: F/F, F/M, M/M

Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett

Relationships: Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens), Beelzebub/Gabriel (Good Omens), Dagon/Hastur (Good Omens), Anathema Device/Newton Pulsifer, Eric | Disposable Demon/Muriel (Good Omens), Adam Young & Arthur Young | Mr Young (Good Omens), Warlock Dowling/Adam Young, Sergeant Shadwell/Madame Tracy (Good Omens), Maggie/Nina (Good Omens)

Characters: Aziraphale (Good Omens), Crowley (Good Omens) , Beelzebub (Good Omens), Gabriel (Good Omens), Anathema Device, Newton Pulsifer, Lesley | International Express Man, War (Good Omens), Famine (Good Omens), Ligur (Good Omens), Hastur (Good Omens), Dagon (Good Omens), Adam Young (Good Omens), Arthur Young | Mr Young (Good Omens), Madame Tracy (Good Omens), Sergeant Shadwell (Good Omens), Satan | Lucifer (Good Omens), Warlock Dowling, Muriel (Good Omens), Eric | Disposable Demon (Good Omens), Maggie (Good Omens), Nina (Good Omens), Lindsay (Good Omens), Shax (Good Omens), Furfur (Good Omens), Metatron (Good Omens)

Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Past Crowley/Satan | Lucifer (Good Omens), Mutual Pining, Workplace Relationship, Cheating, POV Third Person Omniscient, They/Them Pronouns for Beelzebub (Good Omens), They/Them Pronouns for Muriel (Good Omens), Past Character Death, Inspired by Love Actually, Idiots in Love, Christmas Romance

Language: English

With only five weeks until Christmas Eve, shenanigans unfold, as the stories of a love-smitten boy; secret admirers; a philandering husband; a heartbroken author; a widowed husband learning what it is to be a father; and the plight of a desperate, lovesick British Prime Minister interweave to form a magnificent panorama of love and its many guises. But, never fear. Love is omnipotent, love is forever, and above all love is ineffable. -- Complete and will update every Sunday through Christmas Eve.

[heyimdove]

people asked for a continuation of a spin-offy sequel one-shot to Drinking Buddies and Diaries where Hastur gets a completely unrequited pash on Muriel. And I am really susceptible to peer pressure so lol

Here’s a TWO+ SHOT following the events of DB&D. Chap 2 is just more of Crowley n’ Muriel hanging out. ✌️ there’s some ineffable fluff in there, too. There will be a chapter three. Hopefully not a chapter four. There could end up being a chapter four.

sorry to be a part of the problem. I know Muriel x Hastur is an abomination but I am a sick woman and my brain is a swamp. And I think a pining Hastur and oblivious aroace Muriel is hilarious. Considering the fact that I have apparently originated the Hastur/Muriel relationship tag on AO3, I might be the only one 🤙🤙

[beastsovrevelation]

It's ridiculous, I thought romance was clear with my Antichrist, in the Good Omens universe, she's with War, that's it. WarBeast for the win.

But, you know how sometimes your characters do whatever in Hell they wish? That's sort of what happened. I felt a fire between Maxine and... Muriel, for some reason.

It's like, Muriel is looking at Max with a puppy-love of sorts. They're complete opposites, Max is cunning and Machiavellian, Muriel's the incarnation of innocence. I guess, it isn't surprising for Muriel to develop a crush, Max kind of takes her under her wing, even defending her from Michael (Max’s aunt, in some versions mother) at times. What's more important, Max doesn't treat Muriel like a child. She sees the true potential in her, and encourages her to reach it. At first, I doubted Max would return her feelings, but it seems she does, at least once she's a bit less naive.

Alright, in some of my countless wips, I'll let Maxine/Muriel be a thing. There's AngelBeast now. Yeah...

Itt might be interesting. It's such a different dynamic than with Muriel than with War, it's... Beast of Revelation and puppy, I guess. Muriel would look at Max with stars in her eyes. Both Max and War travel all the time, but Muriel would always be by Max's side, never letting go of her hand. And, Muriel finally has someone who sees her, clearly. Someone powerful, who will always protect her.

Maybe, Muriel can eventually become Heaven's ambassador in Hell. The demons can't help but be charmed by her. Even Satan adores her (in my head, he's once snapped at Michael for berating her).

Hm... Characters with Hannah Dodd and Quelin Sepulveda as faceclaims would make an attractive couple.

Don't get me wrong, WarBeast is still the main one, while Muriel's usually either with Hastur or with Crowley. Maxine Frost is dead set on being sapphic in the Good Omens universe (she's bi), isn't she?.. And Muriel's dead set on dating diabolical beings. Also, two of Muriel's three love interests have giant scary dogs.

[heohl-art]

✨preview✨ of the new comic page~

• The Date • (page 2, first panel)

Since so many of you really liked my previous artwork (Crowley and Aziraphale's date at the theme park), I decided to draw a whole new page~

Crowley's plans definetely involved less Hastur, less Furfur, less Muriel and less Ineffable Bureaucracy!🤭

What will happen next? It's a five-panel page💫🩷

[blackstarregulus79]

all i want is to write a good omens x marauders era but im in the middle of writing my other fic (might write it anyways) but here is who would be who in my version of this au

James- Azerephel

Reg- Crowely

Dorcas - Beelzebub

Marline- gabriele

Muriel- pandora

Evan - Ligur

barty - Hastur

Harry - adom

Lilly - Anathema Device

Mary - Newt

reblog or comment more if you think of any or would like i cant decide who Sirius and remus would be

[eybefioro]

Can you imagine: Aziracrow x Stardew Valley AU.

Aziraphale works to Heaven, a cold corporation that is indeed trying to take over every city and destroy the world in the process.

Then he henriets the farm from Agnes Nutter, a distant relative (that later he discovers to be a great grandmother of Anathema is the wizard, who lives in the tower). He just flee and start taking care of the farm. He gets to know the villagers.

Crowley is a rebellious son of the famous adventurer Beelzebub, that runs Hell, the guild that claims to protect the village from the monsters in the mines - but are in fact just exploring the mines themselves for money, and have a very particular contract with Heaven. Crowley works fixing his Bentley, in hopes to be able to just flee the house someday, and has an amateur rock band.

The local shop is run by the Young's, Pepper and her mom runs the animal farm, Brian and Wensley are brothers. RP Taylor is the mayor, and Warlock is his nephew who comes visit from the city, and always gets in trouble with Crowley (who is often hired as his nanny). Madame Tracy and Ms Sandwich are the seamstresses of the village, and Shadwell is the blacksmith. Newt is his apprentice, but he is really not good at it. Michael takes care of the Heaven branch in the village, Dagon is the fisher (yk where this is going) that is retired from mine work. Maggie is the teacher from the village, and is madly in love with Nina, who runs the restaurant. Although she teaches the children, her true speciality is in music, and she always helps Crowley with his band. Ligur and Hastur are miners at Hell, and they live with their child Shax. She's part of Crowley's band, but it's not that good at bass. Metatron is Mr Q in this, but he's actually ok-ish and not a piece of shit.

Aziraphale ends up helping renovate the community center, and a large part of it becomes the library/museum, before non-existent. Since he has to take care of the farm too, Muriel is the one to run it, until Crowley marries Aziraphale. Crowley is better with plants, so he begins to care for the farm while Aziraphale works in the museum with them.

THERES SO MANY LITTLE IDEAS THAT WOULD FIT SO NICELY!!!

[actual-changeling]

I was thinking about how prior to S2 Beelzebub x Gabriel was a crackship that people had fun with but never thought it would happen and then it did, and I was so happy, and now my mind really wants to see Crowley x Aziraphale become officially a cannon couple , yes, but also my favorite other crack ships, like Dagon x Michael, Eric x Muriel, and Ligur x Hastur (through flashbacks, maybe, cause, you know, one's soul and body dead).

Angelfish my beloved.

Once I can look at Good Omens content again without wanting to punch a wall I really have to keep writing my Dagon/Michael fic.

I think the best part is that if you pay attention, there is a pretty good chance that they WILL become canon. Not only based on their one personal interaction (which already speaks volumes about their relationship) but also Michael's general behaviour this season & in season 1.

If Neil does make them canon, I really hope that people will not just see them as an aziracrow mirror. Like, Beez and Gabriel are more than Crowley and Aziraphale 2.0, they are their own characters and their relationship has meaning outside of being a demon/angel pair.

On top of that, there is. so much to be said about the fact that Gabriel got his shit together in 4 years but Aziraphale cares so little about Crowley he has made zero progress in 6k years.