#michael x dagon

[ashleighgates]

Because I love this meme XD

Inspired by this fic. You should all go and read it btw

It is hilarious and very sweet!

[lilliththefan]

We don’t talk about this moment enough? Why did Dagon STOP the moment Michael shook their head?

DAGON, GET UP 😭😭 WHY ARE YOU FOLDING AT THE SIGHT OF A PRETTY ANGEL’S DISAPPROVAL??? THIS IS SIMP BEHAVIOR I’M TELLING YOU 😔😔😔

[beastsovrevelation]

[sentientsky]

you’re in her dms, im infodumping to her about pathetic middle-aged queer couples from That One Show

[shynrinn]

Have to get this off my chest, I'm telling you...

[caisdeships]

[Good Omens] [Michael x Dagon]

What? Do you think Ineffable Juniors and Ineffable Husbands were my only ships on this show? Please. hee

[actual-changeling]

no cause we moved past this wayyyy too quickly. this is my roman empire, i think about it every single day because i SWEAR this is important for season three

just look at them!!! for reference, the angels they're looking at are currently positioned like this:

shax isn't even looking at them, and shax & furfur have matching expressions, but dagon? like my beloved duke of hell, not to tell you how to conduct warfare but i don't think striking a pose and pursing your lips is the way to go here????? especially because when dagon starts hissing at them, michael shakes their head and they STOP immediately.

whatever is going on here, michael and dagon are a) probably dating angelfish <333 and b) definitely having secret meetings and their own plans outside of heaven and hell

i really gotta continue/finish the michael meta i have in my drafts but tl;dr i think there's a good chance michael will be the first/one of the first to join their own side in season three. with dagon. and maybe neil will be nice and give us a kiss or some handholding, ANYTHING.

[weird-but-hey]

Dagon: Lord Beelzebub?

Beelzebub: What- I'm not helping you guys, I'm off clock, nu-uh!

Dagon: No no no, wait, I have to ask

Beelz: No way! I didn't think you'd need my help that soon, come on!

Dagon: Please, I have to know! How did you know?

Beelz: I'm not telling you- wait, know what?

Dagon:.....know.. you liked an angel

Beelz: ...

Dagon:

Beelz: NO-

Dagon: Yeah

Beelz: N O- Which one?

Dagon: Wha- I'm not

Beelz: WHICH ONE

Dagon: MICHAEL

Beelz: .... BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Dagon: My lord please stop laughing-

Beelz: MICHAEL??

[unofficiallymikaela]

It's not just Gabriel who has that mad ✨Archangel Charm✨

Right, Dagon?

[thequirkyllama]

They're next

[imacowboy3]

Headcanon that every angel has a demon who's their soulmate (romantic or platonic)

That one being they can trust and be themselves with, someone who can be their safety net and help them break their conditioning from their respective sides (I'll make a post with more on the conditioning later)

Till now we've seen:

Aziraphale has Crowley

Gabriel has Beelzebub

And there's been some speculation and shipping of:

Muriel and Eric

Michael and Dagon

(I only mentioned shipping cause those seem to be popular as romantic pairings but they could also easily be read as platonic!)

Now going to my point: I have this headcanon that metatron is just taking advantage of the systemic problems of heaven and spewing more and more bullshit to the angels to manipulate them into doing "what God wants" and has taken over by this point (mind you he is not necessarily THE problem of heaven, he's more of a representation of what is wrong with the system as a whole while also representing real people who are in positions of power and take advantage of a broken system to meet their own interests).

Now what if God,knowing that would happen, decided to pair the angels and then made half of them fall so that they'd have different points of view? Which yes is cruel and again a representation that God is kinda fucked up and so is her system and you might ask why do that? Why make all of them go through all this suffering to learn a lesson that wouldn't even be necessary in the first place if only she hadn't created the very problem the lesson was about?and my answer to that is: go read any passage of the Bible, that's just how God is,with all of her trials and tribulations...

But anyways, back on track: since they'd be fighting they would need a middle ground that didn't belong to either side (earth) and as they'd compete for human souls they'd end up meeting their soulmates and together they'd hopefully get closer to the humans and would start a process of deprogramming (I'll dive more into it on the conditioning post), cause that's pretty much what's happening with Zira and Crowley, is what happened with Gabe and Bee, they met their soulmate and started learning to enjoy life outside the feud between heaven and hell,they started learning that there's nothing wrong with just being happy and finding out who they want to be outside the limitations of their sides

So yeah

God knew shit would go down because she designed it to happen and decided to pair them all up to have some support on their journeys

[nico419]

Call

[lilliththefan]

they’re just so…

[sunderwight]

I don't think an abundance of demon x angel couples would actually have to come from god "intending" them to hook up, personally I think they'd just sort of be liable to happen extremely often if heaven and hell didn't have a purely adversarial mentality towards one another 99% of the time

mostly because the organizations are mirrors of each other, which means a lot of demons and angels are going to find their equal-and-opposite in similar figures from the other side of the tracks, as it were

like gabriel and beelzebub basically had the same job, and that's a big part of what they bonded over. the same job plus very similar natures and experiences. despite supposedly being antithetical to one another, demons and angels are fundamentally not that different, and with the rigid hierarchies of heaven and hell, their best chances of finding equals who understand them is in looking to their opposites in the other big supernatural organization out there

crowley and aziraphale have had the same job for six millennia. one angel, one demon, the only ones around with that job, and thus comparable experiences and worldviews. even though they obviously liked one another even before that, it's shaped their bond a lot

gabriel and beelzebub get to talking and abruptly realize that they both don't actually care about their jobs or causes, and would throw it all away for the chance to be with someone they really connect with

michael and dagon lock eyes and they are the only two people in that room who have basically the same position as one another. high-ranking but not supreme, subject to the whims and terror of a manipulative overlord (satan or metatron, different styles but same results), both wanting the war to happen so that they get on with things - it's no wonder that dagon is willing to take a cue from michael

muriel and eric SHOULD be friends, actually. they can bond over secretarial work and being treated like garbage

and I bet sandalphon and hastur would be bros too. ligur also if he wasn't... y'know. melted

[captainenjolras]

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Angelfish Moods

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[shynrinn]

they lasted 7 seconds >:))