#ineffable lesbians

[nar0art]

Happy Pride Everyone!! ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

[knifeforkspooncup]

Yeah ok so maybe I read this fic by @kneelbeforeyourdogbabylon where the ineffables meet at a clandestine ladies club in the 1800s and maybe I felt some kinda way about it and maybe I drew it ok?

Uncensored b00b on ao3.

Let's see if tumblr allows this

[lvndr-alt]

It was only now that Crowley had decided that the 20th century was much better or much worse, depending on how you viewed it than the 14th century. Either way, it wasn’t one she’d forget any time soon. Aziraphale, though not thinking much of it in the moment, once back in the bookshop nearly discorporated.

[domavi]

guess who was paying attention to geometry!!

Def not me…

[captainenjolras]

🦈🪽⚔️✨💋

Angelfish Moods

🦈🪽⚔️✨💋

[aziraphalala]

Even more Ineffable Wives to add to the collection 😇😈

"I could have been a princess, you'd be a king

Could've had a castle and worn a ring

But no, you let me go"

"You stole my star

La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la

La, la, la, la"

"Cause you really hurt me

No, you really hurt me"

[scrambledslut]

every time i see fanart of ineffable wives i jump 3 feet in the air and do a little spin

[itsyoursparklingsouls]

she lives just as rent free in my head as she does in her own shop <3

[hattersarts]

im already at the south downs cottage guys, catch up

[tampire]

Aziracrow + Vice and Mature social links

[viceandmature]

Vice and Mature in King of Fighters AFK

[cant-really-remember]

Hooooo my god

Violets

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secret watch photo

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butch wives event hosted by @ineffable-wives-central

[lvndr-alt]

Ineffable wives on the night out <3

[fru1typunch]

I was told to share my TikTok on respecting each other's Good Omens headcanons here on Tumblr so HERE;

now can we all just shut up and hold hands or something (since aziracrow can't anymore)

[amu-says-hav-says]

I can’t believe I went through all of Season 2 assuming Nina was the stand-in for Crowley when you actually pay attention it’s so CLEAR that she’s Aziraphale. I was tricked by her spiky, sarcastic, cynical outer shell and lulled into a false sense of security by Maggie’s bubbly optimism and wholesome goodness, because on the surface they reflect the ineffable husbands perfectly, in their personalities, their aesthetics, even many of their actions and morals. but not, and this is the real key, when it comes to their “relationship”. but those first impressions really had me damn fooled. 

I missed the blatantness of Nina’s “we’re just friends. actually we’re not friends. we barely know each other.” the same thing Aziraphale said in season 1.  the way he still struggles to quantify their friendship when Nina asks. Nina’s sarcasm when Crowley asks about rain and awnings because it worked for him (we all know it LMAO). hell, that whole convo the girls have in the rain is so AziraCrow (“I know. I’m not your type” “...You have no idea” hits so much harder the second time, help meeeee.) “Lindsay” maybe being symbolic of Heaven and Aziraphale’s toxic relationship with them and their abuse? (the handwritten text messages in red pen make me think of angry notes on paperwork, anyone else?) because Crowley has never actually cared about what Hell thinks of him, just not getting into trouble (or him or Aziraphale getting hurt). Maggie is always chasing Nina. NINA NEVER GOES IN THE RECORD STORE. Just like Crowley always goes to the bookstore, to Aziraphale, Zira NEVER WENT TO THE FLAT (apart from The Swap but that doesn’t count imo). Crowley has always chased Zira, not the other way around. Always there to rescue him, always going to him for company, always relying on their shared connection, always US. OUR SIDE. All through season one, he comes to Zira every time to work together, never trying to work alongside Hell in any way that isn’t to save their skins or Earth, while Zira hides things from Crowley because he STILL thinks Heaven is ultimately good and will do the right thing if he can just show them. fix it from the inside. 

Maggie working up the courage to finally say something, to put herself out there, while Nina is utterly oblivious and then when she does realise Maggie has feelings, becoming standoffish, putting up that barrier, fighting it, denying it, ITS SO CROWLEY AND AZIRAPHALE IN THAT ORDER. the way I was fooled into thinking Nina’s trust issues are Crowley because he does have trust issues ofc he does BUT Crowley has ALWAYS TRUSTED AZIRAPHALE. has always relied on him. has always been hurt when Aziraphale doesn’t immediately reciprocate the way he expects (the holy water request, the bandstand, the “off in the stars” etc). he’s always the one putting himself forward. Aziraphale has always been the one to second guess everything, to fight their connection, their similarities, their friendship. the girls really made me think it was going to be okay when they sat Crowley down, even as my inner sirens were going haywire about Metatron interfering, they were telling Crowley he just needs to open up and it’ll all work out BUT HE’S ALREADY AT THAT POINT. he may not say it, and by gosh is that part of their damn problem, but he’s always SHOWN IT. he’s not Nina who needs time to heal and recover from her broken trust, he’s always been Maggie believing it doesn’t matter, they’ll end up together in the end anyway AND I WALKED RIGHT INTO THE TRAP THAT THIS MEANT THEY WERE GOING TO BE OKAYYYYYYYYYYY

[aziraphalala]

More Sandman x Good Omens crossover, and more Immortal Couples ✨️shenanigans✨️ during Ren Fair 🥰

Also I thought I'd add some personal headcanons in the thread to let you know the lore behind this drawing 😆

In my head, I imagined that Crowley and Dream knew each other because of our favourite demon's extended stays in the Dreaming during his long naps, but also because of the bicentenial spats between Morpheus and Lucifer. Most demons tend to hate and fear Morpheus, but I think Crowley would rather like his style, and despite his distrust I'd like to think they could get along (but as a demon Crowley couldn't help teasing Dream from time to time).

Aziraphale also knows Morpheus by name, but would not necessarily have had a real opportunity to meet him until now. I think they'd have a lot to talk about though (even if I haven't drawn him here), as a great book lover and the literal Prince of Stories I'd like to think that one day Dream was even able to show an ecstatic Aziraphale around his library, bringing tears to his eyes with emotion (Morpheus even gave him one of the scrolls lost during the burning of the Alexandria library)

As for Hob and Aziraphale, I like to think that these two have crossed paths several times during auctions of antiques. Keen to keep up appearances at first, they met under several aliases, before dropping the masks after a few centuries of chance encounters. Even though they each realised their respective immortality, they remained discreet about it and did not seek to find out more or ask questions, choosing simply to enjoy each other's company despite their obvious competition when it came to collecting rare objects.

I'd also like to think that Crowley has had the opportunity to meet and chat with Hob in the Dreaming during his long naps, and that he likes the guy for his good-naturedness and kindness. Crowley also knew that Hob sometimes visited Dream in his palace, but he never realised that they had "this" kind of relationship. And who doesn't love a little gossip? 🤭