#murder bros

[wangxian-on-repeat]

Xue Chengmei: mmm i need my fix

Jin Guangyao: drugs?

Xue Chengmei: what no it’s candy

Xue Chengmei: and murder

[orchisailsa]

[legendaryevokercupcake]

LotR Imladris Crew (+A few other people) Height Headcanons

I know Elrond is canonically 6'2, but it would be so much funnier if he was, like, 5'4.

(All headcanons) You have:

Gil-galad, 6'5

Maedhros, 7'6

Maglor, 6'6

Celebrian, 6'3 (Tall girlboss short malewife who is also a girlboss)

Elladan and Elrohir who are both 6'4

Legolas, 5'11

Thranduil, 6'3

Glorfindel, 5'6 (My height)

Erestor: 5'10 (Very bitter about being shorter than the twins, possibly very happy about being taller than Glorfindel)

Aragorn, 6'1

Lindir, 5'9 (My mom's height, shocked every time he realizes that he's taller than Glorfindel)

Elros, 5'8

[cjcraziness]

I have realised Zelkov has Jim vibes

Vengeance demon turned puppy energy.

Loves knives.

Hides behind masks and weird *meanings*.

Just wants to be accepted as the dramatic stabby cinnamon buns they are.

Also very pretty...

[incorrectsmashbrosquotes]

People playing Elden Ring and looking for the "good" demigod to root for are missing the point. Pick your favorite mass murdering war criminal megalomaniac with mommy issues and endlessly simp for them like the rest of us, cowards.

[stupidcopper]

hannibal season 2 summary

[adaki]

Yk I think Toby is by far the least freaky crp in design but the thought of an encounter with him is terrifying.

[yellowwwcrayon]

Wade: Let's fight by sucking the air out of each other's lungs. Whoever dies first loses.

Logan: Are you asking to kiss me?

Wade: No, I'm asking to kill you. With my mouth. Over your mouth.

Logan: That sounds like kissing.

Wade: It's not, I'm cutting off your oxygen supply. Here, l'll demonstrate.

[s-exy-sapphillean]

All the shit going on is already upsetting enough but it rly is devastating to keep seeing posts bashing trans men for asking to be included in conversations about reproductive healthcare, trans safety and hrt right now, at a time where solidarity and community is so fucking important

And unironic posts along the lines of "don't forget to include trans men in your no-dating-men practice".

And a post about how trans men aren't safe to date either because they're rapists too with replies full of this

Gender essentialism will doom us all. The fascists don't even need to "divide and conquer" anymore because y'all are just doing that shit for them for free.

[itsxroxannex]

About to get whipped creamed in the face but prank backfired.

Killer belongs to RahafWabas Dust belongs to Ask-DustTale

[sunlit-mess]

[angry]

[wangxian-on-repeat]

Xue Chengmei:

Xue Chengmei: *weird pterodactyl screeching noise*

Xue Chengmei: sorry did i make you uncomfortable yet

Jin Guangyao:

[orchisailsa]

BUT WHAT IF THEY GOT MARRIED??? Please join me on this fluff and smut journey. Fluff is part 1 (posted today), smut is part 2 (written, currently being edited).

[facelessmime]

A continuation to this silly post here!

Again thanks to @threeaxolotlsinatrenchcoat this came to fruition XD all thanks to asking for Uzi with ALL the plushies. undefined-- so I couldn't forget the gorl and Uzi's reaction

Enjoy!

[mikkeneko]

#jiang cheng: 🥺 shixiong is proud of all the murder I did 🥺 and recognizes my hard work#and he came out to help kill people 🥺 for me 🥺 - via @least-carpet

"Hearing the last part, Jiang Cheng remembered the past three months of rushing about and working day and night. He felt somewhere moved, but quickly put on a harsh face"

[thedarkmongoose]

hannibal's therapy modality is basically just "trust me bro"