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wangxian-on-repeat · 1 year ago

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Xue Chengmei: mmm i need my fix

Jin Guangyao: drugs?

Xue Chengmei: what no it’s candy

Xue Chengmei: and murder

#xue chengmei #xue yang #jin guangyao #meng yao #mdzs #cql #the untamed #mdzs meme #cql meme #the untamed meme #incorrect mdzs #incorrect cql #incorrect the untamed #murder bros

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orchisailsa · 1 year ago

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#murder bros #jby #zzs #mine #i am in such a bad mood today #i can only present dubious memes #my qi ye

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spellbound037 · 2 years ago

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LotR Imladris Crew (+A few other people) Height Headcanons

I know Elrond is canonically 6'2, but it would be so much funnier if he was, like, 5'4.

(All headcanons) You have:

Gil-galad, 6'5

Maedhros, 7'6

Maglor, 6'6

Celebrian, 6'3 (Tall girlboss short malewife who is also a girlboss)

Elladan and Elrohir who are both 6'4

Legolas, 5'11

Thranduil, 6'3

Glorfindel, 5'6 (My height)

Erestor: 5'10 (Very bitter about being shorter than the twins, possibly very happy about being taller than Glorfindel)

Aragorn, 6'1

Lindir, 5'9 (My mom's height, shocked every time he realizes that he's taller than Glorfindel)

Elros, 5'8

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cjcraziness · 2 years ago

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I have realised Zelkov has Jim vibes

Vengeance demon turned puppy energy.

Loves knives.

Hides behind masks and weird *meanings*.

Just wants to be accepted as the dramatic stabby cinnamon buns they are.

Also very pretty...

#zelkov fire emblem #jim ofmd #Ofmd #fire emblem engage #stabby stab #character comparison #cute but deadly #loveable #Murder bros #*dramatic* bitches I love

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sunlit-mess · 3 months ago

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[angry]

#messyr #unsmiles ur smiley #bro i should be sleeping wtf am i doing [school sched insanity]#doodle #artists on tumblr #murder drones #md #serial designation n #md n #murder drones n

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xnzlian · 3 months ago

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About to get whipped creamed in the face but prank backfired.

Killer belongs to RahafWabas Dust belongs to Ask-DustTale

#utmv #undertale #sans #bad sanses #killer sans #dust sans #murder time trio #bro thought dust was sleepin

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incorrectsmashbrosquotes · 6 months ago

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People playing Elden Ring and looking for the "good" demigod to root for are missing the point. Pick your favorite mass murdering war criminal megalomaniac with mommy issues and endlessly simp for them like the rest of us, cowards.

#incorrect quotes #incorrect super smash bros #Elden Ring #Soulsborne #Shadow Soulsborne Ring #all this x did nothing wrong crap #or my demigod is less evil than your demigod is stupid #you can't handle the incest and murder? grow the fuck up #the atrocities are part of them and I decided they're funny #Ranni #Miquella #Malenia #Radahn #Rykard #Morgott #Mohg #Messmer #Godwyn #Godrick

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stupidcopper · 1 year ago

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hannibal season 2 summary

#hannibal #nbc hannibal #hannibal fanart #will graham #hannibal lecter #hannigram #murder husbands #jimmy price #brian zeller #science bros #jack crawford #alana bloom #stupidcopperart #my art

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adaki · 6 months ago

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Yk I think Toby is by far the least freaky crp in design but the thought of an encounter with him is terrifying.

#ticci toby #myart #creepypasta #crp #horror #tobias rogers #tobias erin rogers #slender proxy #slenderverse #creepypasta proxy #also while I was drawing this one of my neighbors was literally murdered by two home invaders they still haven’t caught???#rest in peace but also I’m going to die bro pray for me #does this count as a redesign #just an interpretation #I’d hate to be chased by Toby bro he’ll naw #I’d hc most of the proxies have a stronger pain tolerance but like how do you even stun someone like Toby

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yellowwwcrayon · 5 months ago

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Wade: Let's fight by sucking the air out of each other's lungs. Whoever dies first loses.

Logan: Are you asking to kiss me?

Wade: No, I'm asking to kill you. With my mouth. Over your mouth.

Logan: That sounds like kissing.

Wade: It's not, I'm cutting off your oxygen supply. Here, l'll demonstrate.

#its not homo if bro's intentions are murder when he kisses you on the mouth #deadpool and wolverine #deadpool 3 #deadpool & wolverine #poolverine #deadpool #deadpool x wolverine #logan howlett #wade wilson #wolverine #hugh jackman #ryan reynolds #deadclaws #inccorect quotes

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zeldareference · 13 days ago

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okay so like… who’s gonna tell him…..

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facelessmime · 4 months ago

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A continuation to this silly post here!

Again thanks to @threeaxolotlsinatrenchcoat this came to fruition XD all thanks to asking for Uzi with ALL the plushies. undefined-- so I couldn't forget the gorl and Uzi's reaction

Enjoy!

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orchisailsa · 1 year ago

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BUT WHAT IF THEY GOT MARRIED??? Please join me on this fluff and smut journey. Fluff is part 1 (posted today), smut is part 2 (written, currently being edited).

#wenzhou #tyk #faraway wanderers #天涯客 #murder bros #wenzhou wednesday #wip wednesday #my fic

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mikkeneko · 1 year ago

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#jiang cheng: 🥺 shixiong is proud of all the murder I did 🥺 and recognizes my hard work#and he came out to help kill people 🥺 for me 🥺 - via @least-carpet

"Hearing the last part, Jiang Cheng remembered the past three months of rushing about and working day and night. He felt somewhere moved, but quickly put on a harsh face"

#murder bros #the untamed

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thedarkmongoose · 3 months ago

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