#mulder fbi meme

[darknymite]

Wolf Jackson from Beetlejuice Beetlejuice x The Simpsons Mulder FBI Badge meme (Love Willem Dafoe so so much!!!)

Also My Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Universe Persona

[mindibindi]

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[hvbris]

⭐ For my multi and also any of my other blogs you want I’m genuinely curious

from: MULTIMUSE MEME status: accepting!

I think Cassandra Swan could work great with Scully & Mulder! She could also be fun with Olive, or even my demon OC Salomé 👀

Obv wanna throw all my HG muses at Haymitch, so I'm thinking Codrin, but also some of my muses who have HG AUs? 👀 Like Cassandra or Tom Riddle!

I also think Finley could work well with Cassandra, as she works for the Violent Crimes Against Children division in the FBI? Maybe she could have been investigating his kidnapping.

For John Doe, I'm thinking Viktor! The whole time travel thing works great with The Umbrella Academy, and Viktor plays the violin, so it sounds like it could all cause some shenanigans ahaha

I know Fish isn't on my multi but I think it would be really cool to have her meet Léon fdksjhdfs

[esthete-god]

Agent Mulder, FBI

[furbyfubar]

[vnd---archive-blog]

“Did you get bit by something?”

    gordon ramsey vc : INJURIIIIIIES !    ⇢    @mortalspark

fingers   trace   over   definitive   marking   on   his   forearm ,    pale   scars   etched   into   tanned   skin .   his   dress   sleeves   are   rolled ,   indifference   and    ignorance   to   the   mars   his   skin   wears   from   long   years   of   dangerous   curiosity .   the   doctor’s   eyes   inspect ,   familiarity   laced   with   disbelief .   the   discoloring   is   overall   ovular ,   imperfect   but   lead   at   the   deepest   point   by   what   appears   to   be   incisors .   thin ,   sharp   off - white   lacerations   at   highest   and   lowest   peak .   giving   way   along   the   flesh ,   torn   crudely ,   to   suggest   he’d   pulled   away .   a   human’s   mouth ,   a   violent   impression   of   it .

“    in   a    manner   of   speaking .   ”   agent   nods ,   staring   at   the   scar .    "    i've    been    bit    by    a    lot    of    things    most    people    would    take    as    a    hint    to    retire .   ”  

[tayrco]

Me yelling and sobbing at the FBI agent in my webcam: WHAT? WHAT IS IT YOU DON’T WANT ME TO SEE? MULDER AND SCULLY HAPPY FOR ONCE IN THEIR GD LIVES???? WELL FUCK YOU 

[thatspookyagent]

I just love how the F.B.I. was so scared of Fox Mulder's investigations of X-File cases, that they gave him the nickname "Spooky Mulder" even though a random agent sneezing could catch this man so off guard that he dies of fright on the spot.

[randomfoggytiger]

X-Files Collector’s Edition: I Want to Be Leaves (Fall Fics)

**Credit to LilyDaleXF’s yearly reblog meme** 

Time for fall fics! Apples, markets, changing colors, spicy scents, snappy weather-- and FBI agents sporting layered sweaters and cozy feelings. 

May the Fictober season bring upon us more fall fics. All hail the fall fics!

(**Edit: Correcting many, MANY mistakes. And adding more fic!**) 

Pattie’s Absconded  

““Blow your stack, Scully. But the accounts here of power drainage, water suddenly leaving pools, ponds and reservoirs in 'beams' are all consistent with some sort of aircraft performing some act perhaps you haven't seen, but those people have." He handed another stack of folders to his partner. "Keep reading. And look at the pictures, too. The reports with pictures are always more fun to read. After sunset, we're going out to watch the night sky.””

Early S1 kicks off fall vibes with Scully less-than-enthusiastically helping Mulder investigate a power plant where multiple workers have been seeing UFOs. 

Kelly Keil’s (FFN) Only Apples (FFN)

““When he picks her up, she asks again about their destination but he remains mute.  With resignation she joins him in the car, prepared for a long journey.

Mulder drives the car further and further from civilization, whistling tunelessly through his teeth.  Scully sits beside him, thinking how much she dislikes surprises.  Neither speaks. 

 As the miles fly by, she fingers her old flannel shirt and stares down at her worn boots.  Brilliant red and gold trees flash by her window and geese fly south for winter against a vivid blue sky.””  

Scully has lost sight of life in the drudgery of the mission. Mulder surprises her with a trip to an autumn orchard, reawakening her passion. 

Tinysmolfluff’s Autumn Coffee

““Can we go for a walk? – he asked quietly and she was about to protest that it’s freezing outside, but there was something vulnerable in his eyes, something urgent, so she just nodded and they left the café. They walked away from it, the dry leaves crunching under their shoes, the cold fall air picking at their faces.””  

Set after Redux II, Scully is woken up by Mulder, who wants to see her. Both are still vulnerable after her close shave with death. 

@mchalowitz​’s (Ao3)  Free Falling from Branches 

““That, over there,” he says, holding out his cup. He nods toward a tree in the distance. “Is that not a perfect, untouched pile of leaves?””

Mulder dumps he and Scully in a leaf pile. Scully loves him but doesn’t make a move... yet. 

@wexleresque/hllsteeth’s do you think I’m spooky? 

““Scully pauses, thinking. “It’s interesting how nature can make death seem so elegant,””

Scully ponders on death; and both she and Mulder vow (in their own ways) not to leave the other behind. 

Erin M. Blair’s Autumn Falls 

““She turned to face Mulder, still holding the leaf in her hand. "Mulder," she asked, not yet willing to look at him fully. "Do you remember what you said a few years ago...about how things were going to change for us?”" 

AU after The End-- Mulder and Scully observe the fall leaves soon after the burning of their office. Scully recalls his words at the end of Tooms, and both reflect that these changes can be good, too. 

@baronessblixen’s (Ao3)

The Sweetest Taste 

““They’re quiet, comfortably so, listening to the sound of leaves crunching under their boots. A few new ones fall to the ground, the trees bidding them goodbye.

“It’s beautiful,” Scully says, her voice as magical as the colorful foliage.”“

Mulder takes Scully to Farmer’s Market while gazing. He makes the first move after apple eating, leaf watching, and companionable shopping. 

A Day As Sweet As Pie (Ao3)  

““I'm in charge of the eggs," William says, pointing at the carton. He's been watching them like a hawk for days, afraid Mulder would use them to make scrambled eggs. That happened last week and William has vowed to never let the eggs out of his sight again.

"You are, egg man," Mulder says and the boy giggles.””

Will is SO excited to make Maggie’s pumpkin pie recipe for her; and his parents help him make up the recipe and keep his impatience at bay. 

@skylandmountain1013’s (Ao3) Seasons

““Without warning, Mulder scoops up a pile of leaves and tosses them in her direction. They smell like dirt and rain and crunch as they fall around her feet. Three stick in her hair like a makeshift crown.””

Mulder invites Scully out to fall festival to highlight the new shift in their relationship. Short fluff ensues.

@astridncs’s (Ao3) Lunch Date (Ao3)

““They bought food from the little deli that was near their office. A quaint little place that sold really good sandwiches and salads, and sweet potato pie that has Mulder buy two slices of. He insists the other one isn't for him, but Scully knows better.””

Scully pouts until Mulder agrees to enjoy the outside fall weather. He lends her his coat, and cheekily sets up date (even though they’re already dating.) 

@debbierhea/theexfilesbabe/iamalittleonedge’s

Unnamed

““Hey,” he says, and pulls back to look at her. “You okay? I asked what the plan is, G-woman.” She nods conservatively but her eyes give away her excitement.

“Apple picking, G-man.””

Early into their new relationship, Scully is excited to wake Mulder early to go apple picking. Both enjoy teasing each other and pouting playfully.

Unnamed

““The moment she walked up the steps and took a deep breath, turned to him and said, “It’s perfect,” was the moment he realized just how much time they had spent being upset and stressed. She looked ten years younger that day, with a braid hanging over her shoulder.””

Pre-IWTB-- Mulder watches Scully happily sinking into their new domesticity.

@msrafterdark’s (Ao3) Sugar

““He catches the blissful aroma of home as soon as he walks in her door: sugar and cinnamon and vanilla. He had wondered why she’d be calling him in the middle of a Sunday afternoon with a voice of purpose requesting he drop by.””

Scully invites Mulder over for cookies. Both are touched by their first, intentional exchanges of love. 

Red’s Autumn 

““As the light faded, the air grew colder and the hairs on her arms stood up, goosepimples disturbing the smoothness of her pale skin.  A cool breeze bothered a cluster of leaves near her feet, tossing them carelessly around her for several long seconds.  Her shadow slowly blended into the grey shadows of the evening, the waning moon gradually rising in the sky and bathing her in milky-white light.””

Set Season 8-- Scully stares at the stars, alone, wondering where Mulder is. 

A Baroness Blixen lovely anon 

““But Will seems happy with his snails. He shows one to his parents and declare « this one a boy. His name is Will. »””

William and his parents enjoying fall and snails. As they should. 

@juniperphoenix’s (Ao3) Autumnal (Ao3) 

““Charlie and I used to play in leaf piles when we were little. We pretended we could swim in them.” A pile this size would have seemed an ocean. “Did you ever do that?”

“No, but I used to hide under the leaves so I could spy on people.””

Mulder pounces, buries Scully in leaf pile. Autumn is Scully’s favorite season; and both share their childhood memories. 

@avocadoave’s (Ao3) Pumpkin Guts and Other Stuff (Ao3)

““You want to tell me what’s going on?” 

“What are you talking about?” 

“Mulder, your arms have taken on an orangeish hue from cleaning out so many pumpkins. When I took the garbage out last night there were, I don’t know, 12 mangled ones in the can.”” 

Set sometime IWTB-- Mulder uses pumpkins to plan his surprise proposal. 

@monikafilefan’s (Ao3)

Language of Love - Chapter 13 

““You cheated, Mulder. Even so, you’re warm so I’ll let it go.””

Post Revival-- Scully unable to dodge Mulder’s “gotcha”; but is still rewarded with wonderful foot rubs. 

Unnamed Prompt 

““I know you’d laugh at me and tell me, ‘Dana you should know by now my spirit is not with my body.” But you know me, having a tangible place to visit and talk to you brings me comfort when I really need you. And this time I don’t need my sister to unload my burdens on, this time I want to tell you only good news in person. Today’s a special day.”

She reached out, running her finger along each letter to spell out the word, Melissa.”” 

Scully visits Melissa’s grave to update her on life and the birth of her daughter. Mulder stealth-surprises her with their napping baby. 

@lotsoforangesoutside’s The Season of the Soul

““So, though in his childhood and into his early adulthood, autumn was often defined by that one thing which shaped his personality and his quest, it had been redeemed.”” 

Mulder’s enjoyment of autumn-- like many things in his life-- was destroyed by the losses he’d received; but having Scully, and now his daughter, to experience it anew reignites his fondness. 

ImWatchingTheMagician’s Pumpkin 

““Hey hey little bear” Mulder scoops the girl up, before she can release her –almost- 2 year old destructive behavior on Siegel’s pumpkins.””

Mulder and Scully’s have to head-off their precocious toddler from running rampant through a pumpkin patch because of the lofty glare of its farmer. 

Enjoy! 

[eveblanchard]

I present to you: “Prodigal Son Crossover Handshake Memes That Probably Reveal An Embarrassing Amount About My Taste In Fiction More Than Anything I’m Trying To Say With Them” (yes I’m aware these can be nitpicked) (Also please talk to me about any of these shows if you want!)

Team: Determined To Discover The Truth™

[Image description: Five hands holding each other. The center text reads: “Something terrible happened to a girl I know and I’m going to find out if it kills me.” The hands are labeled Fox Mulder, Dr. Temperance “Bones” Brennan, Eve Blanchard, Malcolm Bright, and Jay Merrick. End description.]

Team: Every FOX Protagonist Is The Same

[Image Description: Three hands are holding each other. The center text reads: “Someone went missing when I was young, my father was involved, I was profoundly traumatized by it, my life’s work in an investigative field is an attempt to figure out what happened and atone for it, I seek answers and justice for others I may never find myself, and I’m involved with the FBI.” The hands are labelled Dr. Temperance “Bones” Brennan, Fox Mulder, and Malcolm Bright. End description.]

Team: Dug Too Deep

[Image description: Three hands holding one another. The center text reads: “Something happened to a girl I knew and I’m gonna find out if it kills me! ...Oh wait, it just did.” The hands are labelled Jay Merrick, Eve Blanchard, and Fox Mulder. End description.] (Yes I know Mulder never stayed dead but it’s the thought that counts!)

Team: Recording As A Response To Stress/Socially Bizarre Use of Cameras (Privacy Who? I’ve Got Important Things to Document!)

[Image description: A handshake. The center text reads: “What the fuck why are you filming this??” and the hands are labeled Jay Merrick and Ainsley Whitly. End description.]

Team: Raise Your Hand If You’ve Ever Been Personally Victimized By A Companion Wielding A Camera

[Image description: A handshake. The center text reads: You broadcasted my mental health difficulties to a bunch of strangers?!” The hands are labelled Tim Wright and Malcolm Bright. End description.]

Team: That Looks Like It Hurt

[Image description: A handshake. Center text reads: “Stomach wounds” and the hands are labeled Jay Merrick and Gil Arroyo. End description.]

Team: I Did Not Sign Up For This

[Image Description: A handshake. Center text reads: “I have a gun and I’m not going to use it!” and the hands are labeled Jessica Locke and Jessica Whitly. End description.]

Team: It Had To Be Done and I Had To Be The One To Do It

[Image description: A handshake between two people, with some red smudges drawn on, mimicking blood. The center text reads: “Stabbing the man who’s been pulling the strings to death, partly out of revenge for a fallen friend, partly because it was what must be done, and having the knife dramatically fall from their hand afterwards.” The hands are labeled Tim Wright and Ainsley Whitly. End description.] (This one’s probably the shakiest of them all. Were Eve and Ainsley friends/friendly? Did Ainsley feel a sense of duty to kill Endicott? Tim did really want to be doing what he was doing, either...But the part about the knife is accurate, at least.)

Team: Highly Specific Bad Luck With Men

[Image description: A handshake. The center text reads: “Why do my relationships keep ending like this?” with an emoticon frowning face at the end. The hands are labelled Jessica Whitly and Joyce Byers. End description.]

and finally,

Team: We Can’t Let The People Know That They See!!

[Image description: A handshake. The center text reads: “The real mystery of the show is what happened to the lighting budget.” The hands are labeled Prodigal Son and X-Files, respectively. End description.]

[teiasviago]

In public, she says it’s an honor. First woman to be the Director of the FBI. At home, however, there’s more to it. Motherfucking president and idiotic agents are used quite frequently. Mulder’s been getting “hip with the kids” and sent her a meme about him trying to make a joke about her being the Director by 2023 and Apollo giving him the gift of prophecy, but she didn’t get it.

Tooms, he texted back. Remember???

I’m the Director of the FBI, she replied. I’m important enough to have the best office in the building. Do you really think I remember one of our cases from the 90s?

All Mulder sent back was an emoji: 😞

An hour and a meeting so tedious in nearly made her fall asleep later, she sees one more text from him: Next thing I know, you’ll be leaving me for a hot lawyer or something 😭😭😭

Have faith, Mulder. I only find PhD-in-Psychology-bearing stay-at-home dads sexy nowadays. I also don’t get paid the big bucks to text my husband. Love you 💗

Love you, too, he replied.

The job’s stressful, but Mulder’s thankfully taken the role of being her stress reliever, and for that, Scully’s thankful. (On her first day, she took a picture of her new desk and nameplate and sent it to Mulder with the caption, Do you think it’s the right size? He texted back ten seconds later: 😏😏 A lot of stress was relieved that day.)

[truthsaved-a]

in this verse,   mulder will be mostly the same as far as occupation and life back story.   the only difference is that he and scully are platonic partners in the fbi.   

mulder travels to a town in which similar abductions are happening to children in the town much like how his sister disappeared.   he does this on his own without scully because i envision this taking place around s4-s5 in which she has discovered her can.cer.  he doesn’t want to drag her into what likely will be another dead end for him because there is no evidence,  no theories or suspects.  just children disappearing out of their locked bedrooms and houses in the dead of night while parents slept or babysitters sat in the living area.   

on his first night within the city,  at the bar of his hotel,   he runs into  bill denbrough  ( @pagetorn​ )  and they have a conversation skirting around the cases contents over a couple of drinks.   due to hotel booking mishap (and us wanting to do a thread based on a silly meme)  they end up sharing a hotel room.   during that first night as ‘roomies’,   bill has a nightmare and is comforted by mulder as well as learning that mulder also suffers from them due to something that has happened in his life,  which is not yet revealed.   from there,   the rest is history.   their full story hasn’t been written out yet in threads,  but the plan is for both of them to be able to eventually open up about their shared sibling-disappearance trauma and bond over it during the case once they get past general distrust from not knowing each other very well.

in this verse,  bill will be mulder’s significant other and thus, aware of whatever bill can remember over time about I.T. and derry.   bill would be around for whenever he discovers what truly happens to his sister within season 7.   then once ch 2 happens,  mulder would likely be around more to support,  but ultimately knows this is a fight that bill has to fight with his losers club.   he could help research,   or would just for his own benefit because this is just the kind of case right up his alley.  he would likely have interactions with the group set during the movie because he would come with bill and stay in derry to be near him.  maybe in separate lodgings as to give space while bill and the club are figuring out what they need to do to kill I.T?   also,  to be out of the way so that hopefully,   I.T. won’t be able to use him against bill as easily.   then,  with any of the losers after the movie takes place,   mulder would be the supportive bf   (maybe husband by then??? screams)  and hopefully they would adopt him as a friend.  it would be adorbs  :’).   

[karthik82]

The X-Files a.k.a. The X-Files: Fight the Future (1998) Directed by Rob Bowman Through the 1990s, this show "The X-Files" became a cult hit, with its lead characters FBI agents Fox Mulder (David Duchovny) and Dana Scully (Gillian Anderson) investigating paranormal cases and becoming involved with a government conspiracy and aliens. There were a lot of great episodes on the show and though I have not seen it in its entirety, I used to watch it on TV whenever I could. This is something very nostalgic for me and it is the first time I heard of "Breaking Bad" creator Vince Gilligan, as he worked on many episodes of the show. Mark Snow's theme music "Materia Primoris" is unforgettable and these days curiously I see it used in many memes. In 1998, an X-Files movie was announced (fitting in between Seasons 5 and 6) and I remember being excited about it, and reading in a magazine that it was going to be called "Blackwood" (which was a working title). I watched it in theatre when it came out and later on videotape. It's been years since I watched this movie, so watched it again yesterday and enjoyed it a lot. This was the Extended cut which runs about a minute longer and strangely had a CGI enhancement in one shot that I don't remember being there in earlier versions. The production values are great and the story is engaging, it would work pretty well even if one hasn't seen the show. I did a quick sketch (maybe 30 min) of Mulder and Scully from one of the frames in the movie, then afterwards added other images to it (maybe another 30 min). This is not as refined but since I haven't been drawing as regularly as I'd like to, thought I'd do this. Drawing was done with Bic ballpoint pen on A5 notebook, this post has a scan and some other related content that I'd posted on Stories. #karthikabhiram #dailymoviesketch #ballpointpen #ballpointpenart #ballpointpendrawing #thexfiles #xfiles #thexfilesfightthefuture #shotoniphone #artistsoninstagram #sketch #ballpointsketch #646 / 13-Mar-22 (at Secunderabad) https://www.instagram.com/p/CbCxieZLpKg/?utm_medium=tumblr

[pussyhoundspock]

wow x files is the DEFINITION of the empty party room meme where all the stick figures are dancing slash sitting around an fbi briefing table and it’s just scully in the corner being like “they don’t know aliens are real and spooky mulder is right” 

[sagiow]

#6 for the ask meme with Skinner, Mulder, Scully!

kill, betray, have on your zombie apocalypse team 

!!!... that is TORTURE. I have to kill or betray one of my darlings?! 

Have on your zombie apocalypse team: Mulder because he knows all about zombies and the best way to beat them. Scully would say they don’t exist and get her beautiful brain eaten within half an hour.

Betray: Skinner. I have no loyalty to the FBI or to a man who can’t even get his agent her own desk for 7 years. He probably deals with Russia at it is. Or worse, Trump.

Kill: Scully. This is unbearably painful for me, but Chris Carter dragged her through 10x as worse over the series. So let’s say she died in an accident somewhere in S1/early S2, before getting abducted and the whole downward spiral started. Something quick and painless, not eaten by Tooms or the Flukeman or anything. I’m so sorry, Scully, you deserved so much better.

[foxanddanapetrie]

for the x-files ask meme: 13 and 14!

Thank you!!I already answered #13 with my favorite seasons but here’s 14

14) Favorite episode(s)? Why?

OH my gosh ok lets goooo (in no particular order)

- All Things - Because Gillian wrote it and it’s amazing and perfect and very bohemian and very gillian.  It lets scully actually have a life and there’s also the only lesbian character. AND MULDER AND SCULLY  HAVE SEX

- Bad Blood - do I need to explain why this is one of the best episodes ever

- Acadia - How could you say no to that pure domesticity

- Triangle - Because of the scene where Scully yells at Jeffrey Spender and says “you either do it or i kill you” and her just running around the entire FBI building with authority trying to help him - and the end scene!!

- Requiem - Because of the bed scene (!!!!!!)

- Plus One - Because of the bed scene (!!!!!!) and all of their other interactions!!!

- Ghouli - Because that speech to William she does in the morgue deserved EVERY EMMY in the world

- Never Again - Scully has her autonomy and sleeps with someone because she wants to!! Also that scene where she takes off her shirt in front of the window and we see her silhouette.  Also for the rough sex they had thats in the script but was never put into the show 

- Deadalive - because I love to torture myself with Scully angst. but honestly for real she’s amazing in this episode and so strong and perfect and i also support Skinner and Doggett exhuming Mulder’s body in the middle of the night I LOVE two skeptics who turn into believers

- Trust No1 - because of scully being a mom and going to an internet cafe AND READING THOSE EMAILS THAT ARE ENOUGH TO KILL and also i stg when she says “I wanna see him SO bad” to doggett i gained 100000 years

this was so fun