#muffin-n-waffle

[mp0625]

lazy morning with logan sargeant (if u haven’t already) ?

- 🪽(can i claim this?)

Lazy Sunday

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Logan Sargeant x Reader

Anon request: lazy morning with logan sargeant (if u haven't already)?

A/N: I haven’t done something like this specifically the only thing that is similar is my Pyotr fic (Sun and Sand). You can definitely claim that emoji. (Just a warning it’s not showing up on my phone so if you pick a different one let me know) Sorry it’s taken me a little while to get this done had a little bit of writer’s block.

You woke up to the soft buzz of Logan’s phone telling him it is time to start the day and prepare for his home race. “Logan, what time is it?” You ask rolling from your stomach to your back.

“Almost 7 we don’t have to be at the track until 10:30.” He said rolling over to face you. “What do you want to do until then?” He asked with a grin.

“Cuddle??” You ask scooting closer. “Can we also order breakfast?”

“Sure.” He said handing you the room service menu and grabbing the tv remote.

“What do you want?” You ask, browsing the menu looking to see what sounds good.

“Oatmeal, fruit and eggs. Please.” He says while scrolling the tv menu to see what sounds good.

“You’re boring. Why not get french toast or something actually edible. I’m getting waffles and bacon, something that actually tastes good, old man.” ��Oooo, hold on, let's watch Castle.” You said stopping him before he scrolls past it.

After about 20 minutes you hear a knock on the door meaning your breakfast was here, Logan came back from grabbing the tray he asked. “Why is there a plate of muffins here?”

“You needed something other than oatmeal and eggs for today, and I got your favorite.” You answered looking up from your episode of castle.

After breakfast as you are slowly getting untangled from the blankets and Logan, you ask. “What do I wear? Of course I’m going to wear my Williams shirt. I'm not that dumb.” “Do I wear shorts or pants?”

“Shorts, Y/N it’s Florida in the summer it’s 90 million degrees outside, you’ll overheat in pants.”

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[nenelonomh]

some breakfast idea's

i love food. i love making food. making food, playing with flavours and trying to recreate what i have found online have to be some of my favourite ways to create. i've put together a lil list of some brekkies that i have enjoyed. there's no photos or recipes attached (yet) but maybe i'll work on that throughout the holidays.

i try to eat mostly whole foods,, and make sure that i get enough protein in. i get a lot of my vegetables in through my breakfast, since it is the time i have the most energy and it always sets me up for a good day❤️

tofu veggie scramble

sweet potato savoury pancakes and scrambled egg

chia and almond porridge with slivered almonds and some berries

savoury oatmeal with mushrooms and spinach (and an egg?)

corn fritters and scrambled eggs

pumpkin seed and oat granola with coconut yoghurt and kiwi

banana oat-flour waffles with nuts and yoghurt

loaded omelette

veggie blend waffle with egg

cashew butter and banana smoothie (cashew because i HATE the taste of peanut butter and almond butter)

yogurt bowl with fruits and homemade granola

oats (oatmeal) with sliced bananas and a sprinkle of cinnamon

vegetable waffle fritters with avocado, salt n pepper and a poached egg

quinoa breakfast bowl with honey and roast pears

tropical protein smoothie with pineapple, spinach and mango

chia coconut protein muffins

spiced vanilla chai smoothie

warm protein zucchini bread with butter

(images are from pinterest)

[elliespuns]

So 16yo Ellie and 54yo Joel live together in the normal world. They live the best-shining example of a father-daughter relationship, and yeah, well, Joel is a busy man, working out of town, and he gets this deal where he has to leave for two weeks and he can't take Ellie with him because she has school, and it's not that easy, and she's like, "Go, I'll be fine, you know me." and he's like, "Yeah, fuck I do!" and is refusing to leave, but it's hard because he needs the money, and this opportunity means more money, and more money means making Ellie's life more comfortable, and he's thinking about it, and it's fucking him up. One night he has a chat with Ellie, and she finally convinces him to go, and he's like, "Okay, but under one condition. You're calling me every two hours to tell me you didn't set our house on fire. And if by any chance you do, you call to tell me that you'd at least run outside." and she huffs a laugh and is like, "You know I'm spending almost 8 hours a day at school, right?" and he just cups her cute, freckled face in his hands and kisses her forehead, "Then cut the classes and call me from the bathroom." he jokes. They both laugh. It's decided. He's going.

The next morning, he comes to her room to tuck her in bed, kiss her head and then leaves with a heavy feeling in his heart. He will miss that girl like crazy and worry all the time. But at least he's giving her some space, right? She's 16 after all—not such a kid anymore. So he leaves her money worth two weeks of spending with a loving message pinned on the fridge for when she wakes up. "Please don't starve to death. Eat properly! Miss you already. P.S.: every TWO HOURS!"

I just had this five-second scenario entering my mind about Ellie going grocery shopping, and I'm dying because this would literally be her idea of two weeks of food supplies.

peanut butter, jelly, Frootloops, milk, mac n' cheese, Milk Duds, M & Ms, Reese's, two frozen pizzas, waffles, deodorant, big tub of ice cream, cookies, tampons, two cans of Dr Pepper, big bottle of Mountain Dew, RedBull, Sprite, apples, Oreos, chips, popcorn, muffins, pancake mix

After two weeks, Joel pulls in the driveway with a 'luckily, the house is still standing' thought in his head and then comes home to all the junk lying around the place like, "That girl is going to be the death of me, I swear."

[catchyhuh]

breakfast facts

WARNING!!!! DO NOT EMULATE THE MADE UP EATING PATTERNS I JUST MADE UP FOR THESE MADE UP PEOPLE IT WOULD PROBABLY BE BAD FOR YOU. ESPECIALLY ZENIGATA REALLY REALLY DO NOT EMULATE ANY OF TH

lupin:

must eat as soon as he wakes up or he’s fucked. not even like fully a physical stomach thing its just mentally he Must start his day with food

kellogs commercial table. the cereal, two slices of toast, one butter, one jam, apple, like bacon and eggs n shit

scarfs it down in two seconds. as a result no one else will make his breakfast for him becuase its kind of annoying spending 2 hours cooking at 7am so the princess can inhale his perfectly crisp bacon like the poltergust 3000 

yes he complains when he has to do it himself. so every day yes. it just wasn't practical to do the whole shebang every day so he whittled it down to his toast and eggs. but you know if he could,

the king must feast. he gives himself a stomach ache damn near every day he gets his food the way he actually wants it

jigen:

eats what’s provided honestly. you could say that about every meal but he just doesn’t care too much esp with his breakfast

he’ll complain (he’s particular about waffles and pancakes needing to be a certain amount of savory to justify them existing in a MEAL meal and not just as a dessert) but not too a huge extent. honestly he’ll eat whatever

doesn't have a huge appetite early in the morning, usually balances it out with a big lunch and even BIGGER dinner. he's gotta ease into those heavy hitters man he's delicate bro

cawfee. cuppa joe. He hates it. jigen doesn’t like it despite dressing like a keurig machine gijinka and having the symphonic cadence of a coffee grinder. it just doesn’t taste good to him (it's that deceptive scent dude) that said {sleep hcs incoming soon} sometimes he needs some to jumpstart him like an old car. again, complains, but goes through with it

fujiko:

special k commercial table. the cereal. the side bowl with random dollops of peanut butter and mixed other nuts and oats (?) i guess it’s oats, the GRAPEFRUIT oh i know she’s a grapefruit bitch!! pb honey spread on an English Muffin too. like some. idk there’s a cinnamon stick involved YOU GET THE VISUAL

funny thing is she doesn’t even eat half of it. she just goes with the muffin, bowl of mini wheats, maybe two pieces of grapefruit ingested as she leaves the table. whoever passes the table next is expected to handle leftovers. breakfast leftovers. that's an insane concept now that i type it out

cawfee. she either drinks it with a thousand disgusting artificially flavored creams or she chews the beans raw. presentation vs functionality is a key aspect of ms mine's internal struggle

complex relationship with fast food coffee shop chains as a result

goemon:

another guy who loves the Big Breakfast by tom cardy but unlike lupin (who loves his beauty sleep too much to wake up early) and fujiko (who usually gets her non-lupin boytoy of the month to make it for her) goemon actually gets up asscrack of dawn early to prepare a meal fit for a king

perfectly fluffy rice. hand squeezed juice. absolutely decadent vegetables. impossibly picturesque omelette. but just normal ass sara lee bread though he doesn’t have THAT much time on his hands

funny thing is he's definitely the most normal about it. goemon just. eats his breakfast. he might raise his eyebrows in slight surprise at how good the eggs taste today or something but really its just. food. all these other weirdos either take 10 years to eat a piece of toast or just inhale their food but the guy who dresses and talks like its the 18th century wins the normal award here

has emphasized the importance of eating breakfast to others before despite easily functioning without it. wake him up at 4 say “no time for brekkie dude we gotta go steal the fire hydrant of the louvre” and he’ll be like Done no problems

zenigata: i know i mentioned it before but NOT HEALTHY BEHAVIOR DO NOT FUCKING EMULATE

haha.

he’s very bad about it VERY bad about it always getting yelled at by third parties. they go “what’d you have for breakfast” and he shrugs and they go "oh god did you even eat" "ONE BOILED EGG HAS PROTEIN IN IT!!"

its amazing the stature you can get while still being the guy who eats half a protein bar for breakfast and doesn’t actually sit down for a meal again until like 1 am. really i cannot emphasize enough don’t try this at home

HES JUST SO DAMN BUSY! but if he could he’d take anything. unlike jigen, who just doesn't wanna start a fight THAT early in the morning, zeni just loves every breakfast food! muffins eggs potatoes pancakes cereal the random ass fruit he LOVES it 

god help the hotel with a free breakfast when this guy comes in. or that is, if he didn’t sleep until 11 AM because he was up lupin-ing all night.

in conclusion: they would all love a trip to the mcdonalds breakfast menu drivethru. they all get a hashbrown. would you believe me if i said i only remembered the mcdonald’s commercials after typing that

[asteraceae-blue]

I was tagged by @bourbon-ontherocks to show my 4 favorite ships and let my mutuals assume what my concept of romance is 🎉

Dana Scully and Fox Mulder, The X-files

2. Kate Beckett and Rick Castle, Castle

3. Ruth Wilder and Sam Sylvia, GLOW

4. Joyce Byers and Jim Hopper, Stranger Things

Bonus 5. Molly Hooper and Sherlock Holmes, Sherlock

I present to you, smol ladies and their idiot men (ok, Stana Katic isn't that smol, but she squeaks in there in comparison to Nathan Fillion)

Tagging @mizjoely, @miabicicletta, @jomiddlemarch, @hobbitsdoitbetter, @mel-loves-all, @fibrochemist, @lilsherlockian1975, @perfectlyloudbouquet2, @theleftpill, @muffin-n-waffle, @sagiow - have some fun with me!

[chaewandz]

ROSE — chapter 9: meet me in the dining hall

synopsis: after she turns 18, y/n’s parents arrange a competition for young suitors in her town to compete for her love, a family tradition that brought about her parents’ marriage. twelve men are selected, but who will win her heart?

At 9:30 am sharp, the twelve suitors gathered around the breakfast table, the guest of honor missing from her own event. the silence that filled every corner and crevice of the great dining hall on that late summer morning was unbearably loud.

not one man in the room could find any words to fill the space in the air. even the guards who stood what felt like every few feet apart seemed uncomfortable. there was no explanation, nor was there any person in charge supervising. no butler or assistant; someone high up on the castle’s totem pole to make sure the day was running smoothly.

there were simply twelve men in overpriced pastel dress as if they were on their way to a golf retreat, staring blankly at one another, taking pauses only to admire the same stitch on their khaki shorts for the umpteenth time that hour.

the light within the golden chandelier that adorned the ceiling was becoming all too yellow and the sound of throats being cleared became all too overbearing. It was to the point where the thundering opening of the grand double doors located at the back of the dining hall almost went unnoticed.

all of the suitors jumped slightly and all heads shot toward the source of the sound. as the oak doors swung open, two guards in white uniform adorned with golden buttons stepped aside.

what happened next could only be described as the sudden appearance of a glittering rainbow shining through your bedroom window, this was of course the entrance of the princess.

her hair was pinned in a braid crown with a few curled strands to frame her face along with miniature flowers carefully placed all around the top of her head. she wore a strapless baby pink gown that stopped at her knees with small pink flowers laid out all across the bodice and skirt. her neck was decorated with a small pearl necklace and she wore white lace gloves with matching white babydoll heels.

she looked like a painting. her bright smile bounced off of the walls and carried on for miles. it felt like every single being in the room was holding their breath at her presence.

“good morning, gentlemen!” she announced, strutting towards her place at the dining table. a butler suddenly appeared at her side and pulled her chair out for her, placing a napkin beside her plate. more and more butlers appeared doing the same for all of the suitors accompanied by a dozen chefs carrying plates of food.

in seconds the table was decorated with plates of tea cakes, macarons, pancakes, waffles, orange juice, and basically any and every breakfast dish you could ever imagine.

riki glanced around the room at the others. they all wore the same nervously excited smirk, their eyes sparkling at the sight of her. as if the food wasn’t even there.

“so…” she started awkwardly. “…i hope you guys enjoy todays breakfast! i selected the menu based on your food preferences from your applications and i hope you like it! or that your preferences haven’t changed since then…but we have so much food that there should definitely be something for you. but if there isn’t just let me know! i can figure something out.” she rambled on nervously. it was ironic that she was the nervous one when she had all power in this competition.

the suitors exchanged glances with the princess and each other then quickly nodded as to put her worries to an end. eventually, she slowly picked up her fork and began serving herself a muffin and some pumpkin bread. at this motion the table erupted into movement, each boy reaching for something different to eat. even with the commotion of the boys gathering food, the room was still quiet. no one spoke and nothing could be heard except the shuffling of chairs and movement of cutlery. noticing the awkwardness, the princess quickly put her fork down and dabbed her mouth with a napkin before making an announcement.

“guys… feel free to talk amongst yourselves by the way! or to me, i mean truly im not that scary.” she laughed and picked up a glass of apple cider and took a sip. riki locked eyes with her at this statement, flashing her a brief smile while sunghoon turned to sunoo to begin gossiping.

“the macarons are so good… sunghoon please i am in heaven.” sunoo exclaimed, grabbing more to add to his plate.

“dude. look at the fruit platter.” sunghoon tapped sunoo’s side, motioning towards something at the end of the table.

the fruit platter in question was a three tier masterpiece decorated in finely cut fruits in the shapes of flowers. the blend of the strawberries, oranges, pineapple, grapes, and watermelon created some sort of garden diorama that stood towering over the end of the table.

“rich people are crazy.” sunoo whispered, unable to take his eyes off of the display.

“sunoo, you are rich people.” sunghoon replied, staring at him intensely.

meanwhile, on the other side of the table taehyun sat still, rolling his eyes at the sight of beomgyu going back and forth between the muffins and the macarons. his plate was so covered with different foods that you couldn’t even tell there was a plate beneath all of it.

hueningkai sat oblivious while gingerly spreading some strawberry jam on his toast and taking a sip of orange juice.

“ooh i haven’t tried one of those yet!” beomgyu declared, glancing towards the corner of toast that hueningkai dropped next to his plate.

“you’ve never tried TOAST?” hueningkai questioned, absolutely baffled.

“well duh I’ve tried toast. i mean i havent tried fancy and rich kingdom toast.” beomgyu smiled as if it was obvious. “i’m sorry it’s just that i want to try everything!!!”

hueningkai and taehyun rolled their eyes with a smile, going back to their own food.

down the far end of the table, heeseung casually engaged in conversation with princess y/n.

“so…dining hall looks about the same since i last saw it.” he whispered, looking around the room. y/n smiled.

“yeah. i mean apart from that corner over there that had to be repainted and covered with spackle because somebody decided to skateboard through here in the dark.” she teasingly replied.

“oh that was one time. and you know it was funny!!!” heeseung fought back. cutting through their laughter, riki decided to engage in his own conversation with the princess.

“princess y/n?” he formally asked.

“yes riki?” she looked up from her plate. riki’s face softened at the sound of his name from her lips.

she remembered my name. he thought.

“how are you today?” he smiled.

“i’m great! how about you riki?” she grinned back at him.

“im great as well. any plans for today?” he questioned. she laughed, brushing her hair behind her ear.

“yes but it’s a surprise!” she whispered, leaning in closer to him. he teasingly rolled his eyes at her.

“i know you want to tell me.” he said, giggling.

she rolled her eyes back at him.

“oh relax you’ll know soon. like after breakfast.” she gave him a quick wink and went back to her food.

smiling to himself, riki turned back to his plate and took a bite of his chocolate chip pancakes. (they were his personal request on his application).

“so guys… since we’re all snacking now, i think it’s the perfect time for my questionnaire to get to know you all better! i’ll just ask random questions which were all written by my lovely friends sakura, isa, joonie, and youngeun. okay?” princess y/n looked around and smiled.

riki thought it was cute how she was just as nervous as they all were.

“okay first question. what is your passion in life?” she asked putting down a cue card she pulled from her lap.

sim jaeyun cleared his throat and adjusted his posture, clearly nervous to speak.

“well my passion is my friendship. my best friend and i chose to open up a cafe a few years ago and it’s the most fun i’ve ever had. i know it may not seem like much, but getting to work with my best friend and serve people great coffee really makes me happy.” he had a small smile on his face and his eyes lit up while talking about it. it was sweet to watch.

knowing his best friend in question was none other than lee heeseung, y/n couldn’t help but smile.

sunoo’s eyes lit up the moment y/n asked the question, already having a perfect answer. waiting diligently until jake finished speaking, he cleared his throat.

“I love makeup and skincare, so much so that I designed and launched my very own makeup brand about a year ago. i have loved getting to design my own products and packaging and hearing other people tell me how fresh my brand is. it’s so rewarding watching something you’ve only dreamt of come to life before your own eyes.” sunoo explained, his face glowing. whether that was because of his skincare brand or just his natural glow is unknown.

nervously tapping his foot on the carpeted hall, riki exchanged glances with each of the suitors as they began sharing their answers. eventually, sunoo nodded towards him encouraging him to answer.

awkwardly clearing his throat, riki prepared his answer.

“I’m not sure if this counts as my passion in life because I mean, I love a lot of stuff but I guess what I do most is photography. I love trying to capture the world’s most naturally beautiful moments. I try my best to find ways to keep record of life through a human’s perspective because I think it’s just so cool. I mean how do cameras even work? I have no idea. but it’s fun pretending I do. I guess that’s it.”

as riki spoke, his eyes nervously darted around the room, failing to settle on a singular subject. but y/n found this particular habit of his to be quite endearing.

once the questionnaire segment came to a close, the princess clasped her hands together wearing a bright smile.

“I really enjoyed hearing about you guys and I look forward to learning even more about you over the next few weeks! but, for today we have a very fun activity planned. so please, head back to your rooms and your assignment will be waiting for you.” The princess ominously announced, still wearing a mischievous grin as she stood and curtsied before leaving the dining hall followed by the same two guards she entered with.

as she exited, the twelve suitors all shared glances of confusion and excitement as they speculated what today could hold.

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author’s note: HELLO!!! hi my dears. I know it’s been like a year or something. Yk this chapter has been in my drafts since September but I just got around to polishing and finishing. I love this au. i am going to finish it!!! ty for reading and sticking around. I <3 you.

taglist: (open!!) @cwsana @emoworu @strwberrydinosaur @justbored48 @flwrsforriki @deafeningballoonnacho @faiirybread @captivq @1lovestrawberrymilk @bigtoewinwin @yeletbz @palajae @sd211 @shinsou-rii @nomurahayami @viagumi @sfthyuka @byvrn @hyunsllvr @sickandtired129

*also!! small note on the taglist. since it’s been so long, some of u have changed users and I may have also lost track!! so I’m terribly sorry if you aren’t included just send me an ask abt it and I’ll fix!!

send an ask to be added to taglist :)

synopsis: after she turns 18, y/n’s parents arrange a competition for young suitors in her town to compete for her love, a family tradition that brought about her parents’ marriage. twelve men are selected, but who will win her heart?

[descendantofthesparrow]

Pray it away(i swear, ill never be a saint, no way)- Jeff the Killer x reader - P1

The last of us! inspired fic-based off the infection in the last of us/using that infection cuz i can/its the only one i understand like-at all.

Warning; blood, zombies*, cursing, guns, violence, death.

(y/n) and Jeff are both 17 at the start of the infection. both 27 after the time skip, though i do try to not mention ages so you can place (y/n) at any age, Jeff is 27 tho.

=

May 13th, 2014. The day the world went to hell.

The day started off normal-you were getting ready for school, making a quick breakfast for you and your siblings as your dad nearly slept through his alarm. You heard your brother slam on his door twice, waking your old man up. “Alarm!” Colin yelled out, chuckling as your dad just let out a loud confused groan.

He quickly jogged down the stairs, stealing your glass of orange juice as he squeeze past you to take his egg burrito. “hey!” you yelped, reaching around and attempting to steal it back, huffing as he just gulped it down. “Jerk, I was drinking that.” He burped, setting the glass in the dishwasher and grabbing one of your chocolate milks, opening it and setting it beside you. “Thanks,” you muttered, he was an asshole-but hey at least he wasn’t a total butthead.

Colin just nodded, downing his burrito and shoving a rice crispy treat in his mouth. “Gotta get to work-see ya (y/n)! don’t drink my soda!” you waved him off and he was out the door, quickly heading to the bus stop that would take him to work.

“wakey wakey eggs and bakey!” you yelled out as your oldest brother, Justin, came slumping out of his room, sniffing as he took his plate of eggs and bacon from you. “No waffles?” he asked with a tired grin, and you shook your head, starting to make your batch of eggs. “no, dad used the last of it on Sunday, and we’re not going grocery shopping till Saturday.” Justin nodded with a hum, sitting down at the breakfast table and pouring syrup on his eggs.

You took your dad's egg sandwich out of the maker and set it aside, starting up his coffee as he came down the stairs, fixing his button-up. “Thanks sweetie,” he muttered, kissing the top of your head as he took his sandwich and finished making his coffee, nodding as you mentioned he would need more English muffins as you broke into the ones from the freezer. “okay, Justin eat up, im taking you to work-(y/n) drive safe, okay?”

You nodded, sliding your eggs onto a plate and buttering your toast, tossing the empty bag of bread into the trash-you had narrowly missed the expiration date so you were happy to have finished it off. “yeah, have a good day!” you called out, locking up as they left and rinsed off all the dishes, collecting your backpack and heading outside to your car-it was a 2001 Oldsmobile-the paint old and the ceiling crumbling; but it got you to school and around town-so you couldn’t complain.

“Hey (y/n)!” you turned, seeing Leon-your neighbor and friend-waving out to you as he started to head out to his school. “you wanna play some Mario kart after school? My place?” you nodded, giving him a thumbs up; laughing as he fist pumped. “wicked-see ya!” and with that-you were off.

-

School was normal, droning teachers, nosey teenagers, stupidly funny friends, lunch from home; the only thing that concerned you-when you looked back on it-was how your history teacher kept looking at his phone. Looking paler and paler each time he glanced at the screen.

You noticed Jessica was more twitchy than usual, and Kevin-the kid who never got sick-was coughing, a small rash crawling up his neck. He went camping a lot with this dad-so you thought maybe he got into a patch of poison ivy.

When you got out, you heard the roar of jets above you; seeing fighter jets soaring across the sky. You frowned, wondering if there was some sort of show going on, but your brother definitely would’ve tried to have gotten the day off if there was one. You licked your lips, feeling a pit in your gut-telling you something was wrong. You brushed it off, heading towards your car and back to your neighborhood, pulling your car into your driveway and heading over to Leons.

“Hey, Leon’s mom!” you called out as you entered the house-taking off your shoes and resting your bag in the cubby in the hall. She gave you a small smile and bow of her head, turning and going back to what she was doing. You walked into Leon’s room, smacking him harshly on the back as you came up behind him. “(y/n)!” he coughed out, smacking his chest to free his lungs of sudden water, “Dude I was drinking!”

You just laughed, sitting on his bed and grabbing the controller he had set out, leaning back as he turned on the Wii and sat on the floor in front of you. “Notice anything weird at school today?” you asked quietly after a few matches of Mario kart. Leon paused the race and looked up at you, his brows furrowed. “no…why?” he turned, resting his elbows on his knees.

You swallowed, looking down at the controller; fiddling with the buttons. “I dunno…just-I’ve got a bad feeling….it’s probably nothing” you chuckled, gesturing for Leon to resume the game. He slowly nodded and turned back to the tv, resuming the race. To which you won-again~.

“I’ll see you tomorrow, bye!” you yelled to Leon as you left the house, bidding his mother goodbye as well, closing the door behind you and heading back to your house. You looked up at the clock, seeing Justin and dad would be home soon-Colin wasn’t due for another hour or so. You got busy doing homework and some chores, taking a glance at your dads dinner calendar for the week to see what was for dinner that night.

“Lasagna, cool” you muttered, knowing it would take a while to make and everyone would be home and hungry by the time it was ready. You grabbed the box from the freezer and started up the oven, cleaning up your snack dishes and getting on Justin’s ps4 till he got home, messing around in your completed save file of infamous ss.

When 6 rolled around, you got worried-your dad was either home by now-or at had least called to tell you he was on his way home. And Colin hadn’t asked you to come pick him up yet, nor had he texted you he had gotten a ride. That pit in your gut got stronger, your leg started to bounce as you tried to distract yourself with the game.

7 came around. No calls. Something was wrong. The Lasagna had long been done-slowly growing cold in the oven that you had turned off nearly a half hour ago. You licked the inside of your lip, switching from the ps4 to the cable, drawing your legs up as you switched to the news channel.

‘no word from the police about a rise of violent incidents across the city, some speculate it could be a new street drug-more at 9 after we return from break.’

You jumped as your phone went off, and you quickly picked it up, swallowing as Colin’s voice came through the receiver. “(y/n)! are you home?!" you nodded, then realized he couldn’t see that and told him you were. “Good, go into my room-get my gun-“ you froze, what? get his gun?

“Colin what the fuck?” you nearly screeched, gasping as something exploded outside. “What the fuck!?” Colin called your name and told you to lock everything up and get his gun. “Stay inside! Somethings wrong, like-zombie wrong.”

Oh god you felt sick, what the hell was happening?! “(y/n)! make sure everything is locked and get my gun! Now! We’re locked down over here, dad and Justin haven't responded to me at all. Stay safe-don’t get bit.” you dropped your phone as he hung up, stumbling towards his room and grabbing his pistol from his bottom drawer, tears in your eyes as you quickly went around the house-locking all the windows and double-checking the doors.

“What the fuck what the fuck” you whispered repeatedly to yourself, terror piercing your core as jets flew overhead-shaking the house as you heard screams echo from outside. You jumped at the sound of something slamming against your front door, and then it started…whimpering?

You knew that whimper-Krusher! You carefully unlocked the front door, letting the year-old rottweiler-shepherd in, quickly looking around for anyone before closing and locking the door. “hey bud, are you okay?” you asked gently, getting to his level and letting him press into your side,  the young pup shaking and crying-though his protective instincts didn’t leave your back un-guarded. “what's going on buddy?” you asked quietly, flinching as your phone and the tv sounded with a loud alarm. You quickly went back into the den-swallowing harshly as you looked at the message on the tv.

‘nationwide emergency-do not leave your homes. Stay inside. Do not let anyone in. Law enforcement and emergency services are in the area-and will be in contact with further instructions. Repeat; nationwide emergency-‘

“Oh my god,” you whispered, feeling your hands shake as you carefully held Colin’s gun, you double checked to make sure the safety was on and picked up your phone, desperately calling your mom, dad, and brother-none of them answered. “oh-oh please, oh please oh please,” you sobbed, feeling tears trail down your cheeks as Krusher stayed close to you, the hairs on his back raised.

You nearly screamed as your phone rang, seeing it was Cindy-Krushers owner. You quickly picked it up, eyes on the mud-room door that led out to the driveway. “Cindy? What’s going on?” you cried out quietly, crouching down as something echoed from outside-sounding like a gunshot. “I dunno kid-are you home? Is Krusher with you? He jumped the fence and ran off.”

You told her he was, setting the gun down and rubbing his side, his eyes glued to the mud-room door, growling. “He’s-he’s on edge though” you whispered, slowly standing and grabbing the gun again, seeing Cindy walking up your driveway, only living two doors down. “What the hell is happening?”

“Doomsday kid, everything is going to shit-before the alert went off, news was going off about people starting riots, physical attacks with biting n’ all. Zombies it sounds like” you sobbed, getting up to meet Cindy as she stepped up to your front door, knocking on the mud-room door to let her know you were there.

She hung up and quickly jogged over, stepping inside and locking the door behind her, Krusher leaping up to practically hug her as she set her rifle down and rubbed his head. “any word from your dad?” she asked, quickly checking through the house and turning off all the lights, drawing curtains and raiding your dad's supply closet.

You shook your head. “no, nothing from him, or mom, or Justin. Colins the one who called me first-told me to get his gun and stay inside.” Cindy nodded, tossing your dads rain jacket at you, and pointing down the hall towards your room after she finished raiding the main hall closet. “go get dressed, pants, closed-toed shoes, good t-shirt, pack what you can in a good backpack, we have to get out of here.” you stood still for a long moment, flinching as she yelled at you. “go! (y/n)!”

You quickly did as told, Krusher following you into your room. you quickly texted your parents and your brothers that Cindy was packing you up and leaving with you, that you would be safe, and hoped they would be too.

Colin was the only one to text you back. “okay, leave a house key somewhere I’ll be able to find it-don’t pick the place empty. Stay safe, I love you (y/n).” you froze at the end of his message, he had never said that before….fuck this was serious. You quickly texted him back, telling him you loved him too, texting the same to your parents and Justin before shrugging your backpack onto your back and following Cindy outside, leaving the house key in the hanging plant in front of the kitchen window.

Pam, Cindy’s partner, was loading stuff into their truck and a large motor home connected to it, making eye contact with you for a moment and nodding, seeing Krusher at your heels. Cindy went to check on Pam and you slowly followed, eyes on your neighbor's house. They were an old couple, very sweet, and had practically been grandparents, you wondered if they were okay.

Krusher suddenly started growling, and you felt him push against your legs-moving you towards Cindy and Pam. “Krusher?” you asked quietly, turning the safety off on the gun and looking around-seeing nothing Krusher would be guarding you from. “what do you see?”

The hairs on your neck raised and you whirled around-eyes widening as you saw Leon, his eyes hollow and white veins crawling up his face, a bloody bite mark on his upper neck. “Leon?” you whispered, your hands shaking as he groaned and huffed, his head snapping around at the smallest sounds.

Then he saw you, and he started to hobble towards you, snarling growls erupting from his chest. Krusher started to bark, warning him to back off, pushing you back towards Cindy and Pam. “Leon, stop-don’t make me do this-please!” you cried out, lifting the gun and pointing it at your childhood friend, he just broke out in a sprint.

“I’m so sorry!” you sobbed, pulling the trigger and Leon dropped to the ground, his blood beginning to pool in your front yard. “im so sorry,” you whispered out, turning and running to the car as Cindy yelled out for you, ducking as a transformer exploded from the other side of the street. You ducked into the car, panting as you slammed it closed-Pam drove off as people began to flood the streets-all screaming, some covered in blood.

“What the hell happened?” you whispered, curling into your seat as Krusher curled up in your lap, his head on your shoulder as you held him tightly, tears burning your throat. What had happened to your dad? Justin? Mom? Why weren’t they answering their phones?

“Take the surface streets-freeways going to be blocked off by the time we get there, we need to get to somewhere less populated.” Cindy told Pam, turning back to look at you. “buckle up kid, this is going to be a long ride.” you nodded, curling up in your seat and taking off your backpack-stashing away Colin’s gun and holding Krusher close.

-10 years later-

You walked through the abandoned streets of some Georgia city, a rifle in your hands with a heavy pack on your back, Krusher’s son trotting by your side, panting as you made your way around abandoned cars, downed power lines, collapsed building walls, and long-dead infected. Your eyes were trained on the convenience store at the end of the street-its windows unbroken and lights flickering.

“Think there be anything good Cerbs?” you asked your loyal pup, who just huffed, glancing up at you while you spoke. He hadn’t reacted to anything just yet-so you guessed the surrounding area was clear…for now. You never stayed in one place for long anyways. “c’mon, let’s check it out.”

You jumped over a fallen gas station support beam and pulled at the door, nodding to yourself as both doors were locked. “that’s a good sign” you muttered, taking a walk around the back and pulling at the staff only door-that was locked as well. Maybe you would have some luck for once. You went back to the main doors and broke the glass with your rifle, turning on the flashlight clipped to the top and scanning the room as you stepped inside.  “Sniff it out” you whispered down to Cerberus, who immediately went to work, going all the way to the back room and not giving any signs of danger till he hit the door to the basement-which was covered in debris. “Don’t think I’ll be going down there, but thanks bud” you muttered as you scratched his ear, looking around the store.

It wasn’t fully stocked-and most of it had been picked out-but there were things of value left-like some beef jerky that was still within its expiration date. “Score~!” you sang, snagging the bag and taking your bag off to put it inside, leaving it on the floor as you explore the store, finding some dehydrated marshmallows (like the kind in lucky charms), mini cereal cups, a half pack of pads, pretzels, more jerky, and two bags of cookies. The last of which you tossed out since they were waaaaay outta date.

 “oh hell yeah” you muttered as you found a bag of dog treats, ripping it open and tossing one to Cerb, grinning as he happily snatched it out of the air. “good boy,” you got busy packing it away, grinning as you spotted a few rolls of toilet paper that had rolled under one of the racks. “fuck yes.” You snatched them up and packed them away, furrowing your brows as Cerb’s hackles raised and he started to growl at something behind you. You slowly grabbed your bowie knife from your belt, not daring to glance over your shoulder as you saw a shadow begin to stalk up behind you.

But it was too quiet to be an infected, not a clicker either-it was walking too smoothly, no groaning, their breathing almost non-existent. You quickly stood and spun around-screaming at what you saw-it was a dude; tall and pale with a long healed carved smile across his face, his eyes wide and maniac.

You punched him in the face.

He hit the floor, completely crumbling on himself, a small wheezing hiss escaping him before he went limp.

“Whaaaat the fuck,” you muttered, crouching down and pushing the dude's hood out of his face, seeing long raven hair that almost looked brown-his eyes nearly shut and bright blue. Your thumb scratched against his upper cheek, it was both deceptively smooth and rough like leather.

Looked to be around your age too, wearing a filthy white hoodie and a dark denim jacket over it. You slowly looked up as something growled, loud-and big. It was a husky. A big fuck off husky-it’s fur blood red and black, his eyes almost glowing. You swallowed, raising your hands and standing, grabbing your bag and sliding it on, “I’m not gonna kill him, just didn’t expect him.” You whispered to the husky, who just showed his teeth, Cerberus at your side; doing the same.

They were both telling each other/you; leave my human alone, or I will kill you.

You stepped away from the knocked-out dude, and the husky began to relax, stepping closer to his human and soon standing over him as you stepped away, making your way around the aisles and going out the door, not looking back as the husky stared after you and Cerb-sneezing as he looked back down at his human, nosing him in the neck.

The dude woke up with a jerk, pushing away the huskies nose with a groan. “Smile-get-off” He snapped, sitting up and rubbing his face, feeling heat beginning to build up in his eye. “Bitch punched me in the face!”

-end of p1-

....lowkey proud of this-dunno where exactly its gonna go-i have ideas. i never plan shit out-i just write. CHAOS!!!!

uhhhhhhhhh idk who wants to be on taglist other than these two-so

taglist!

@thetrueghostqueen @sephiralorange

[simplyshelbs16xoxo]

9 people you want to know better tag

tagged by @aquietgirlsmess

Three Ships: Sherlolly (BBC Sherlock,) Halice (Syfy's Alice,) and Delena (TVD)

First Ship: Kim and Ron from Kim Possible <333

Last Song: Freak Flag by Ice Nine Kills

Last Movie: Twitches

Currently Reading: The Silver Scream (Ice Nine Kills) - Roy Merkin

Currently Watching: Goosebumps on Disney+ (It's really good!) and rewatching TVD and Witches of East End!

Currently Consuming: Water

Currently Craving: another day off cause I don't want to go back to work tomorrow

I tag: @midnight-reader-morning-sleeper @empress-of-snark @emotional-context @muffin-n-waffle @stlgeekgirl @broadwaylover17 @conchepcion @fangirlhani @garuda-dreams-of-rain

[satellite-sunday]

If you ever have to order from iHop

Breakfast

Gluten friendly short stack pancakes- 310

Silver 5- 420

Gluten friendly Belgian waffle- 430

Shortstack original buttermilk pancakes- 450

Pesto veggie egg white omelet- 480

Lunch/Dinner

55+ grilled chicken dinner- 160

55+ all natural roasted Turkey- 240

T-bone steak dinner- 290

All natural roasted Turkey- 310

55+ chicken strips dinner- 340

Jr. Mac n cheese- 370

55+ BLT- 390

Sides/Appetizers

Seasonal fresh fruit- 50

2pc Turkey bacon- 60

2 egg whites- 60

2pc turkey sausage links- 90

2pc bacon- 100

2 over easy/medium/hard or sunny side up eggs- 120

Buttered toast- 170

Buttered English muffin- 180

Hash brown- 220

Sweet

Strawberry milkshake no whip- 540

[somescenecatholic]

I MADE A NIGHTCORE AND SLOWED THING+ lil question thing

this is literally my fav song so ofc i did tht!!

EEK WELL I HOPE U ALL LIKE IT X333

also where did tht taco random XD thing come from and why did everyone thing bacon, muffins, waffles. tacos, pizza, and ice cream were the funniest and best thing in the world-

LIKE TACOS AND ICE CREAM ARE GREAT (cotton candy+chocolate is best combo) but cmon they didn't die for your sins 🤨

LIKE IT GOT KINDA ANNOYING WHEN EVERYONE WAS LIKE

ahahahaha MUFFINZ!!!!! heehee

but now it's literally gen z humor if u put the vine boom and the circle and arrow thing 😭😭 really shows how far we have evolved

and I find it kinda cute N O W but, 9 yr old me was annoyed when their mom blasted It's Raining Tacos around every other friday 😭😭😭

ANYWAYS THTS ABT IT RAWR X333

(they are NOT THAT GOOD COME ON PPL PH MY GOSSH-)

THEY LITERALLY FALL EVERYWHERE

[sherlollysmooch]

Hey, y'all! Channy, aka @muffin-n-waffle here! I don't know if you guys remember the days when this was my main url, especially you newbies. I mostly changed over to muffin-n-waffle after the series ended, because by then my blog had become even more of a random multi-fandom free for all than it already was.

All of this being said, I've decided that I actually want to do something with this url now, especially since this particular ship has had a strangle hold on me for over a decade now at this point! I'll probably be putting any and all things sherlolly onto it. This isn't to say that sherlolly won't still be going onto my main blog, because it absolutely will, but I love the idea of giving creators some extra reblogs and lovin'!

Nowadays I tend to share my headcanon's and what not over at the sherlolly discord, but who knows, maybe I'll start sharing them on this blog and any other snippets of writing that strike my fancy!

Until then, stay tuned!

[tunnaa-unnaa]

I have updated the “stuff Yams tries to eat but shouldn’t” -list

Yams has eaten:

Lasagnette (a LOT)

Stir fry/wok with carrots, broccoli, onion and garlic (a LOT)

Pea soup

Ground beef sauce

Salmon skin

Cooked ground beef

Taco spiced ground beef

Uncooked ground beef

Cooked spicy chicken

Cooked pasta

Uncooked pasta

Mac 'n Cheese

Cooked rice

Uncooked rice (finally caught her in the act)

Spiced soy sauce

Pizza

Canned tuna

Canned tuna sandwich

Peanut butter sandwich

Uncooked croissant dough

Waffle

Pancake

Blueberry pie

A whole lemon muffin and its wrapper

Toast

Rye bread

Air dried rye bread

Tortilla wrap

Gingerbread cookies

Reese's Cups (peanut butter)

Milk

Milk+egg mix

Egg shells from a Mignon chocolate egg

Hot chocolate

Ice cream

Yogurt

Viili (unflavored Finnish yoghurt-esque food)

Viilis (sugary fruit flavored Finnish yoghurt-esque food)

Butter

Peanut butter

Potato chips

Popcorn

Lettuce

Grass

Watermelon

Peeled sunflower seeds (like a whole cupful)

Cloudberry juice

Smoothie with strawberries, banana, cloudberry juice and yogurt (why)

Chicken vertebra (grinds to bits with her maulers)

Live bugs (mosquitoes, crickets, butterflies)

Blue tack

Pieces of a crinkly foil toy

Felt parts of a toy

Dust

Strings

Human hair stuck in the shower drain

Empty potato chip bag, foil (threw up pieces afterwards)

Cat food bag almost entirely in small bites (didn't throw up)

Attempted:

Whole black peppers

Chicken vertebra (whole)

Grape vine branches

Raisins

Live bird (it survived but left Yams with insatiable urge to hunt)

Spiced soy sauce bag

Catfood bags, plastic (both wet and dry food)

Waffle bag, plastic

Bread bags, plastic and paper

Tortilla wrap packaging, plastic

Muffin wrappers, paper

Reese's Cups wrappers, paper

Ibuprofen pill (big nope)

Sharp piece of hard plastic

Sour apple chewing gum with wrapper

Sour apple chewing gum wrapper

Sour patch kids (with bag)

Stuff Yams does NOT eat:

Whole black peppers (after the first attempt)

Apple, banana, plum, citrus fruits

Uncooked onion

Egg shells from a boiled egg

Bayleaf

Earthworms

Mustard

Coffee

Soda

Alcohol

We are quite sure her cause of death will eventually be eating some stupid shit.

The bastard in question:

[empress-of-snark]

Tagged by @muffin-n-waffle (thanks!)

Three ships: Assuming this just means the three biggest ships on my radar rn, in which case obviously number one is gonna be Hellcheer cause I’ve been simping for them since last June. Number two is gonna be Connor/Abby from Primeval (I still plan on returning to that Regency fic eventually), and for number three, I’ll go with Mabel/Theo from Only Murders In The Building, since season three should be filming soon and I’m excited to see if they go anywhere with that.

First ever ship: The first one I ever wrote fanfiction for was Ron/Hermione, but the first thing I ever shipped was almost definitely Kim Possible/Ron Stoppable. Still have a very clear memory of watching the prom scene from So The Drama for the first time and being shooketh.

Last song: Super Trouper by ABBA

Currently reading: Harry Potter and Philosophy (various authors) and First Impressions (Charlie Lovett)

Last movie: My best friend is woefully uneducated when it comes to classic movies, so during her visit this past weekend, we watched Ferris Bueller’s Day Off. She loved it, and we also both walked away shipping Ferris/Sloane/Cameron as a polyamorous throuple.

Currently consuming: Nothing, actually. I should be having breakfast soon, but I woke up to a house with no power, and no power means no toaster, so it’s looking like cereal today.

Currently watching: My family is rewatching Friends (now mid-season five), and keeping up with new episodes of Abbott Elementary and The Good Doctor. I’m also watching New Girl for the first time (just started season four!)

Currently craving: Now that I know I can’t have toast, all I want is toast :(

I tag @televinita @finnskeeper @kateschechterxthorwasmyfirstotp @loubuttons and @cunnninghams !

[crockpotshowdown2023]

Here are the first round matchups! If you have questions, comments or complaints the askbox is open but no rearrangements will be rearranged after the voting starts.

Main Bracket: Tea vs Iced Tea vs Coffee Monster Lasagna vs Fist Full of Jam Jelly-O Pop vs Gummy Cake Surf 'n' Turf vs Lobster Dinner California Roll vs Unagi Banana Pop vs Fancy Spiralled Tubers Frozen Banana Daiquiri vs Vegetable Stinger Jelly Salad vs Mushy Cake Mandrake Soup vs Lobster Bisque Hard Shell Tacos vs Fish Tacos Figkabab vs Feijoada Fishsticks vs Kabobs Bunny Stew vs Guacamole Asparagus Soup vs Seafood Gumbo Steamed Ham Sandwich vs Leafy Meatloaf Ratatouille vs Stuffed Eggplant Beefy Greens vs Spicy Chili Turkey Dinner vs Fig-Stuffed Trunk Barnacle Pita vs Froggle Bunwich Ceviche vs Barnacle Nigiri Breakfast Skillet vs Tropical Bouillabaisse Shark Fin Soup vs Snake Bone Soup Tall Scotch Eggs vs Honey Ham Soothing Tea vs Milkmade Hat Figgy Frogwich vs Taffy Stuffed Fish Heads vs Plain Omelette Butter Muffin vs Pumpkin Cookies Salsa Fresca vs Melonsicle Powdercake vs Trail Mix Caviar vs Veggie Burger Stuffed Pepper Poppers vs Pierogi Figatoni vs Dragonpie Meaty Stew vs Jellybeans Bacon and Eggs vs Waffles Banana Shake vs Fruit Medley Meatballs vs Honey Nuggets Ice Cream vs Creamy Potato Purée Bisque vs Barnacle Linguine Nettle Rolls vs Flower Salad

Chef’s Specials: Puffed Potato Soufflé vs Sweet Potato Soufflé Hot Dragon Chili Salad vs Asparagazpacho Fresh Fruit Crepes vs Grim Galette Volt Goat Chaud-Froid vs Monster Tartare Fish Cordon Bleu vs Glow Berry Mousse Moqueca vs Mussel Bouillabaisse vs Bone Bouillon

0 Hunger Specials: Wet Goop vs Steamed Twigs Amberosia vs Beefalo Treats

[avidbeader]

Last Sentence Tag Game: Write the latest line from your wip (or post where you last left off in your art) and tag as many people as there are words in the line. Make a new post, don’t reblog.

Stole this from @muffin-n-waffle. The sentence is from the “Hey Sweetheart” fic I’ll be dropping this week:

“The best one yet.”

Inviting the following people to play if you want: @flashedarrow @bosstoaster @starlitruns @goldentruth813

And anyone else who would like to do it!

[simplyshelbs16xoxo]

Last Sentence Tag Game: Write the latest line from your wip (or post where you last left off in your art) and tag as many people as there are words in the line. Make a new post, don’t reblog.

Tagged by a sweet friend, @muffin-n-waffle <3

It's terrifying and thrilling to tell y'all that I've been working on something for @sherlollyappreciationweek...

'“So,” the manager (Graham? Geoff?) began, “you’ve no work experience, but you wrote here that you’re a chemistry major. Tell me, Mister Holmes, why you think I should hire you.”'

*technically two sentences, but it was in the same line of dialogue lol

I tag whoever sees this and wants to do this. I'm not sure who is and isn't writing anymore.