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how likely would death be if I flirted with The Guy? <- Is Lesbian
Depends… If you haven’t caught their eye in any way, you’re safe and they’re flattered as they turn you down. If you caught their eye in only the romantic way, you’re very safe as their brain malfunctions at the sight of you and flirting is actively making it worse. If you caught their eye in the “You’re My New Favorite” way, there’s a good 89.7% chance all that crime they want you to do will kill you. But hey! There is an 11.2% chance of getting out with your bones and organs still in your body!!
#answering#The Guy#Be sure to assess before you go impress#they’re a really easy read tbh#much to their dismay
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i love finding heart shapes everywhere
#truly brings me so much joy#much to the dismay to everyone around me tho hahah#heart#diary#archives
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3 years of this godforsaken show
#murder drones has genuinely shaped me so much#drawing stuff from it has been one of my greatest motivators to learn more art stuff#i've been able to iron out my interests and sense of humor due to it#i've corrupted the sekaiju discord with it#much to half the servers dismay#ive grown so attached to these characters. it was heartbreaking to see them go those months ago#who knows where i would have been without this show entering my life#wouldn't have obtained this audience without it. i owe you all that#i messed up the perspective in that one spot im posting this before i can get more upset about it#art#murder drones#murder drones uzi#murder drones v#murder drones n#serial designation v#serial designation n#murder drones j#serial designation j#a little bonus i thought of while sketching out the og poses#Tessa would've loved this.
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Cannibalism!
So you know how fics have Danny reabsorbing his limbs and growing back the limb whenever one gets cut off, what if he ate it instead?
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During an altercation with a rouge Phantom had unfortunately lost one of his arms in a contraption, not that he seemed to care though, which should've been their biggest hint but they were too busy trying get him back to the watchtower to be treated.
They had been preparing what they needed to heal him when a loud snap caught their attention. The whole room watched in horror as one of their youngest member bit into his arm without a care in the world, biting through his arm with ease as if it was a piece of chicken, eating the bones and all.
"PHANTOM!"
The boy turned to the distressed hero smiling with his cheeks full and painted with his green blood. His smile fell a bit once he noticed the looks everyone was giving him.
"WhAe?"
The flesh in his mouth muffled his wording, they would tell him not to speak with his mouth full but right now they need to get him to stop eating his arm.
#danny fenton#danny phantom#dp crossover#dc x dp#dp x dc crossover#dp x dc au#dpxdc#dp x dc prompt#danny is enjoying his food#the justice league does not approve of this method#they are going to have a long talk about this#danny does this in his human form aswell#much to everyone's dismay#tw cannibalism
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day 5 of drawing one dan heng dan feng a day until he comes out
#honkai star rail#dan heng#imbibitor lunae#my art#dan feng is so hot. hes so hot im so sorry IL but DF is the superior fit#hes just so. conservative old man donghua yaoi#the type to make u sweat seeing a millimeter of his wrists or ankles#do u understand#i rlly hope we get a skin for this fit#much to the dismay of DH who wants to b separate from him but. please#i will pay monies
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1) get rage buff
2) put down 3 ice crystals laser beams (preferably with an Artemis duo boon)
3) fry hades
4) mission success
#crack comic I made ages ago for my priv twt#It’s so silly but this is gen one of my fav builds to play#it doesn’t work as well on high heat much to my dismay so I’ve changed to a Dionysus/Demeter oriented build for spear#but it still got me through 15 heat levels on the spear#hades game#hades supergiant#hades#zagreus#achilles#Demeter#my beloveds#deadbaguettesart
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finally drew clora and seb's kids!!🙌🙌
Celeste Sallow: OK THIS IS THE NAME IM SUPER PROUD OF BAHAHA because not only does the name celeste relate to the stars (in typical ravenclaw fashion...clora picked the name) but celeste sallow is also an alliteration. BUT, its an alliteration that begins with a C, which means clora gets to match with celeste in the form of both of their names starting with a C, whereas sebastian gets to match with celeste because both of their names are an alliteration/they're alliteration allies🥹ITS THE BEST OF BOTH WORLDS!🥳
Lewis Sallow: as for lewis, if you've read my fic then you know that seb has a vendetta against names that start with an L bahaha, but 'lewis' was actually HIS idea. when celeste was born, seb wanted to find a muggle story to read to her, since clora's favourite story is ALSO a muggle one (sherlock), and he wanted to stick with tradition. so he ended up finding alice in wonderland, which he loved because of how adventurous and clever alice was and of how much she reminded him of clora and celeste (both personality and looks wise). it became his favourite for those reasons, to the point that when they had lewis, sebastian overcame his L-name hatred by naming their son after lewis carroll.
Houses: celeste could have been sorted into either gryffindor or slytherin, but ultimately ends up in slytherin because she wants to be like seb. kinda like how clora also probably could have been in gryffindor, tbh. as for lewis.....him being 10000% in ravenclaw doesnt need any explanation BAHA, just look at him.
Appearance: since clora has a tiny bit of veela blood in her, thats obvs passed down to their kids, too, and so they mostly take after her as a result of it. but there's still little bits of seb that shine through in each of the kids: for lewis its his brown curly hair, and for celeste its her complexion/freckles. and the fact that celeste looks so similar to clora only doubles up sebastian's stress/protective instincts when he watches her BAHAH. he's ofc still proud that she takes after him so closely, but seb also cant deny that he wishes it had been their SON that had taken after him instead, to keep her out of danger.
Celeste & Lewis: for celeste and lewis’ relationship, celeste is a super proud big sister, and treats lewis kinda like how seb treats clora. if there's anything that needs to be done, she offers to do it for him. and although she doesn’t have the patience to read stories herself, she loves playing outside and having lewis read to her in the background, and loves to act out/use his stories to fuel her imagination. and lewis makes sure to pick stories that he KNOWS she’ll like (which mostly involve heroic and daring feats of adventurers or pirates. he's tried to read more classic fairytales and romances to her a few times, but celeste always gets bored). she loves to draw though, so sometimes when lewis reads books that have no pictures, she'll draw them herself.
Celeste & Seb/Clora: celeste is a daddy's girl LOL and always tries to impress seb with the stuff she does, especially after hearing how HE was at her age, and so its half to impress and half because shes competitive that she wants to do the same/be just as good. and seb always gets a kick out of hearing her feats in the crossed wands club, or in defense against the dark arts class, and he also goads her on, telling her she'll have to do better than that if she wants to be as good as HE was. and whenever celeste gets detention, clora always stresses and asks why, whereas seb just tries to keep the smirk off his face. as for celeste and clora, clora also reads to celeste, and bakes and cooks with her, which is something celeste actually likes doing. not only because it keeps her busy and she likes to help and get messy in general, but also because she likes the fact that it results in good food afterwards LOL, and constantly asks when things can be taken out of the oven. also, for as tomboy-y as celeste is, she honestly doesn't mind/likes the clothing that clora puts her in and likes when clora dresses her up, bc it makes her look like one of the princesses from the storybooks, and it just amuses her more than anything else. once she enters hogwarts, though, its mostly trousers. but she still DOES like the occasional girly clothing.
Lewis & Seb/Clora: lewis is a momma's boy LOL and unlike celeste, doesnt care about duelling or of proving himself or anything like that, and is only concerned with stories and his future studies. so ofc clora had to show him sherlock, which he naturally loved. it even inspired lewis to want to write his own stories, so that he could challenge his own skill and see if he could, but also because he wants his mom to read them, and likes the idea of writing his own sherlock-esque story with equations and mysteries to be solved that he can offer her. lewis also wants to write a book for celeste as well, bc although he wont admit it, he basically wants to write a story tailor-made for her and her interests. one that he thinks will have everything she’d love in it. and part of it is genuinely because he WANTS to do it for her, but the other part of it is also for his ego, and to see if he CAN write a compelling story, and write something that would actually get THE hyperactive celeste to sit down and read it in its entirety (not to mention of her own volition). as for with seb, lewis looks up to him more than anyone else, due to how well-rounded he is and how hes so good at practical stuff AND studying, and he kinda sees seb as a main character/protagonist from one of his books, and uses sebastian as inspiration for his own stories. if hes stuck on what he thinks the dashing main character should do next, he'll ask his dad what HE would do, which results in seb getting very weird questions that he nonetheless is always happy to answer. also, when lewis is older and finally learns the full story of what happened with clora and seb and ranrok and rookwood, he writes their story in novel form, except he just changes their names/some of the details, and it becomes a best seller LOL. and i didnt know where to put this, but the four of them all read a story before bed every night, with lewis in the middle and seb and clora on either side of him. though celeste stands at the foot of the bed, basically doing a charade/mime show of what theyre reading, and putting on a little play to go along with it BAHHA.
OK thats all i can think of for now ive yapped enough😩 if youve read all of this ur a real one.... ive also considered giving them a 3rd (and last) child, which would be a boy that looks exactly like seb, and seb would just be praying like please.....let this son take after me🧎♂️🙏 BAHHA
#much to sebs dismay celeste is probs gonna be an auror LMAO whereas lewis is gonna be a writer#seb once again asking the universe why their personalities couldnt have been switched....but girldad seb is made to suffer#and yes they are BOTH dressed by clora and her mom if you couldnt tell LMAO#just wait till lewis is out of that sailor fit...he gonna be a heartbreaker when hes older fr fr. bro is beautiful#also i can imagine celeste when shes older using her looks to her advantage BAHHA like noo...i wouldnt do that...look at me🥹uwu#sweet talking her way out of detention BAHAHA shes that troublemaker student that the teachers secretly have a fond spot for#and altho seb tells lewis to protect and watch over her in school he doesnt rly take it seriously bc hes still young#but once they get older and if celeste ever DOES have problems then lewis definitely would step up for her as her brother#but hed do it in a very conniving and indirect way...like finding out whoever is causing her trouble and hexing them or some shit LMAO#and nobody would ever know😇😇😇#celeste would be like I GUESS I FINALLY SCARED THEM OFF/THEY LEARNED NOT TO MESS WITH ME!!!#and lewis would just be like yea....thats probably what happened.#bro does not need OR want the credit LMAO#also hes soft for his sis so he supports her delusions like the good lil bro he is. lewis supports womens rights and wrongs. king#choccyart#celeste sallow#lewis sallow
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY JACK TEEEHHEEEEEEEE
THE BABYYSSSSSSSSS ;;;;;;;
#YEAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHH THEMMBSSSSSSSSSS#I miss this version so much they are just so sappy and cUTTTTEEEEE;;;;;#CRIEES S S SSS. SS S S S#Robbie is just the epitome of (to my dismay) that one thing that goes “yippee” and confetti poofs out#Thank you for the art gamer! ;;;; your art is a treat to see despite you not postin much on your blog!#Also I will never forget the incident that happened last year on this exact day 💔🥄🥄#Over a whole year were those goobers bein silly..#Que legal obligation to play “September” by earth wind & fire (again)#Also to those unaware- it’s my birthday today heyo KDHDGDHDSJ
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Oh, Lizzy? She is a real sharp tool. If me missus and me was to have a child I'd be real happy if she turned out like her
#disco elysium#elizabeth beaufort#disco elysium art#de#I love her I love her sm#I need more Elizabath lore i need to know what her personal life is like#also i like to think cuno pokes around her greenhouse when hes bored much to her dismay#likes to collect the bugs that congregate there#lizzy beaufort#cuno de ruyter#cuno
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Gortash: He hasn't texted, he hasn't called... Did I get DUMPED? Orin: I DON'T CARE. Now put your shirt back on, whoretash!! Ketheric: Please. Extra Durge snickering from the side because Gorty is being silly ♡
Gortash drawn by the wonderful @kaijusaur!!
#Gortash: Drunk#Orin: has been dealing with his shit for a literal hour#Ketheric: Thought this was gonna be a meeting of the minds. To his dismay none showed up.#I'm so in love with the three of them it's not even funny#thank you so much to kaiju for joining me!! I had SO much fun ♡#kaijusaur#dead three#dark urge#durge#orin the red#ketheric thorm#lord enver gortash#lord gortash#enver gortash#goretash#durgetash#baldurs gate 3#bg3#my art#shared art
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lucky patchers have one joke (it's me. i'm lucky patchers)
really fond of the idea they get to meet again post-asriel fight
#undertale yellow#ut yellow#uty#starlo's left his mark on clover#much to flowey's dismay#undertale yellow clover#ut yellow clover#uty clover#flowey the flower#flowey undertale#luckypatch#silly so very unserious#sillyposting
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Post-canon knives haunted au on the brain again…
#context: after knives makes the apple tree he leaves to go learn how to live on his own on nomans land and ww’s ghost follows him around#and because of how close to death knives is he can see and hear ww. much to knives’ dismay#ww’s just following him around to make sure hes not getting up to no good(and he wants vash to move on so he tries to leave him alone)#trigun#trigun fanart#millions knives#nicholas d. wolfwood#my art#haunted knives au
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Another doodle dump! ✨️✨️
#I would like to believe barnaby does that dog thing where they lean on you for attention#much to franks dismay#and once again I have doodled Latter#He wont leave my brain#welcome home#welcome home arg#my art#doodles#wally darling#latter pillar#barnaby b beagle#frank frankly#welcome home wally#welcome home latter#welcome home barnaby#welcome home frank
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hiiiii hello haha hii >:3c
DISCLAIMER: Before you decide to watch Re-Animator, make sure to check for content warnings, there is a scene that a lot of people choose to skip!
#reanimator#danbert#herbert west#dan cain#daniel cain#dan x herbert#herbert x dan#uploading some of the art ive drawn so yall know im not dead lol#ive drawn the last pic when i was high and i have no idea what ref i used dude i was blinking in and out of existence#also danbert europe 'vacation' pics taken by dan much to herberts dismay
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my new favourite genre of anything ever is cringey gerard way memes from the early 2010s
^^^ my favourite one. what the fuck even is it. I don’t know. incredible.
also this one doesn’t fit into the same vibe but it’s just funny
gerard way x blade of wheat
#these are rapidly becoming a staple in my every day texting life much to my friends dismay#gerard way#mcr#mcromance#my chemical romance#do you guys think he might be ✨sassy✨ because I don’t see any evidence for that personally no
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Your ZZL design means everything to me, I love it so much!
you can't say these sorts of things around him, he's not used to it! and if you're not careful, he might decide to repay your kindness...
#thanks so much (´▽`ʃ♡ƪ)#zhuzhi lang#zzl#svsss#scum villain#i love him so much... sweet snake boy... he deserves hugs#character embodiment of ''he's a little confused but he's got the spirit'' much to sqq's dismay#i'm still only on book 3 so i don't know how his character arc will progress but at the moment i'm having SO many feelings about this guy#i want good things for him#my art#...actually this might be my new header because i never draw pictures that are more horizontal than vertical and i've been needing#something new for AGES#congrats zzl
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