#mrs pots

[headlessandhellbent]

Can someone please step forward to be my tumblr sugar parent and buy me these !!

I'm obsessed 😍 and maybe this too

Oh and these

oh my goodness don't forget THESE

Add to cart!

Someone PLEASE

[random-n-a-m-e]

you may have heard of “angel and the alpha” but what if I said there should be “beautiful and the beast”?

[mo0nbugs]

I literally never get sick of reading Bowuigi fanfiction with Beauty and the Beast scenes just copy-pasted into it. i eat that shit up every time

[mr-laveau]

POV: Your hot demon boyfriend was taking too long to text you back so you also texted your other hot demon boyfriends to start shit

[quackity1999]

did you ever close your legs during those cabinet meetings? what’s the ROI on spreading your legs for diplomacy now? it seems like every deal you make comes with someone else’s hands on your hips. isn't that right, Q?

[ quackity's wings react much faster than his ability to process the popup — flaring out, imitating a defensive barrier. the avian can feel a horrid flush rising on his cheeks. ]

i think you're getting ahead of yourself.

just because i said i did it once doesn't mean that dictates the way in which i run my nation. i— jesus fuck, what's your damage?

[the-oracle-at-delphinitely-not]

me, someone with POTS: stands up

my body: 🎶 I’m headed straight for the floor🎶

[elimaybeafish]

WELCOME BACK TO EVEN MORE CRACK POT ONE PIECE THEORIES WITH ME ELI

(I know now it’s Been a minute)

The 4 yonkos and marines are gonna have a free for all on a government island (crews included not just the emperors)

Black beards going to wano for Uranus

But buggy(‘s crew) is gonna scare him off

Luffy is going to (in power passing prime garps) drop A POINT BLANK galaxy impact on black beard (black beard is gonna die from this)

“Destroying” the government island Turing into a archipelago in the shape of a sun

Luffy and buggy are joing together to make the GREATEST PIRATE ALLIANCE

Buggy gonna get the credit for defeating (or killing) shanks

Luffy gonna get captured

Cue marine ford and impel down 2 (started by the grand fleet and Mr. (GOAT) 2

[eleccy]

@nyaasogi got me thinking about kristoph's influence on apollo again

there's another very small possible parallel that i noticed.

during the turnabout corner investigation...

look what kristoph has in his cell... a tea set

could be nothing, but what if apollo developed his taste in expensive teas from kristoph. after investigations i bet they would drink tea together to relax!

and then later apollo can talk to edgeworth about teas i guess

[mumblelard]

cairns

last night i dreamt i was at a gathering, perhaps a party, i may have even been the host. it was filled with people i would have recognized on the street, but we had never been close, never spoken much, if any at all

made up of people unaccustomed to one another's company, it was quiet gathering, so i felt compelled to do a trick i had been practicing but hadn't mastered yet. i walked towards one wall of the room and slowly and awkwardly up the wall. when i reached the ceiling, i steeled myself against a rising fear, and i stepped onto the ceiling and walked, upside down, slowly to the center of the room

no one appeared to notice, or maybe out of embarrassment for me, for themselves, for this awkward gathering as a whole, they pretended not to notice.

then i felt my feet start to slip and i was falling head first towards the floor and i woke up

[mrediblethestreetcat]

QUICK MR EDIBLE POT LID IS BEHIND YOU

whar?

[imagination-phantom]

Man’s would be such a great hang~ and have such great stories.

He needs to friend he’s so bored.

Wip wip!

[aseriesofunfortunatetexts]

[axofixations]

i wanna introduce you guys to my plants,,, so

My Plants!!! [in pot height order, ignore the shotty editing]

Mr. Silly Goofy

this is Mr. Silly Goofy. He's the original, he started out as a small lil offshoot of another succulent, and now he's his own lil guy! [I refer to Mr. Silly Goofy using He/Him pronouns.]

He's been a bit busy producing a new leaf. I think he may be a Kalanchoe Dwarf Hybrid, since afaik he's similar to some Kalanchoe succulents, but he has his own distinct features.

The lil pink cup you see in the background is his old pot. I actually recently repotted him! Also, he has a lil bead. It wasn't in his original pot, but when I repotted my narcissus, one of the beads fell into the potting mix.

he also used to have a name tag! I mean, he still has it, but since the pink cup will be repurposed, i figured I might as well tape the ol' nametag to the bottom of his lil well-plate.

Jimmy Carter Hughes-Neutron

The Aloe Vera! His name is Jimmy "Jimney" Carter Hughes-Neutron. [naming like this will continue with my other plants.]

Amusingly, the Jimmy Carter name came from a friend BEFORE he died, so it's mostly unrelated to his death. I bought him for $5 from a plant sale. He's the only one I haven't repotted! [Also use He/him for 'em.]

The lil Q-Tip is because the day I bought him, I was hanging out with a friend, and we were doing art together. There were some q-tips lying in the open, and I was like: "...Lil sword."

So I grabbed the Q-tip and stuck it in his pot. It used to be at the edge of the pot, but I actually moved it inwards today to act as a sort-of stake, since the guy was leaning pretty severely [he was at a 45° angle, literally.]

He also has a new little sprout! [lil yellow thing.]

Narcissus :]

THE NARCISSUS!!! I've had him for such a long while and I've yet to give him a name! Quite a shame, honestly. I think he rather quite likes this pot! He has a few beads with him too from his old one so he didn't completely ditch his roots! :]

If you guys have any name suggestions, let me know! [I use he/him for the guy :3]

Drogas Queso Lacey Nerve-Plant

Last but [Certainly] not least, Mr. Drogas Queso Lacey Nerve-Plant!!!! Yes, he has like 2 first names that are in spanish [Drugs and Cheese], but who cares!!!! [If you've noticed, all my plants use he/him.]

This is actually him before & after I pruned him. Unfortunately, I forgot to water him for a bit, and he... well, you can see how much I trimmed.

He was actually the second plant I got! First was Mr. Silly Goofy! I got this lil guy at a local fair I performed at! [I also saw some live axolotls there, which was nice :3]

I'm hoping he'll bounce back, he's still a bit green at the bottom so he's not completely gone!

Anyways, despite my tactile botanophobia, I am taking care of them! They are thriving! [Well, except Drogas, but.... I'm trying.]

I keep 'em all near the window in my kitchen, which is curtained, but it faces roughly the south, so the sun rises there, and there's a decent amount of light that comes in during the day!

I also keep any animals away from them. I learned the hard way when my stepmom's dog, Stryder, knocked over Mr. Silly Goofy within like a week of having him [Mr. Silly Goofy]. Was not a good time, but he's doing alright now!

[the-acid-pear]

Y'know what gamers I have to be honest for once I really think davesport fans who hate on harrysport (and the others) for being a boss/employee dynamic are just being dumb that man literally killed his love interest by shoving an eggplant up his urethra for misclicking a phone number and you want to take the moral high ground and tell me that's better or a ship than two business partners hitting it? Get real.

[mittensmorgul]

english ivy: assaulted

leaves: raked

gutters: clear

hvac unit: liberated from autumnal detritus

i have been forcibly removed from the garden

(i was ordered to go inside and sit the fuck down)

[icewindandboringhorror]

just a few little bits from the past few days